Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:29:32 -0700 BFN Networks http://www.BFNinYourEars.com/ Podcast Maker v1.3.8b - http://www.lemonzdream.com/podcastmaker From BFNinYourEars.com, it's fresh episodes of BFN Networks! Broadcasting from a forgotten corner of downtown Chicago, BFN Networks is proud to spread its unique brand of unwholesome entertainment to the unwitting masses. Enjoy the lurid tales, weird news, bold declarations, risky propositions, dark humor, angry rants, wild interviews and great music that make BFN so outstanding and so... out there! BFN Networks: We're Coming In Your Ears! www.BFNinYourEars.com en © 2000-2007 BFN Networks / www.BFNinYourEars.com Christian Wagner chad@bfninyourears.com http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/podcast-4_144.jpg http://www.BFNinYourEars.com/ 144 144 Comedy Music Personal Journals Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago yes BFN Networks The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko The following is a basic summary for the August 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Alyssa Kensington Pamela Neko SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor The One Thing Too Hot for BFN ("Can't Stop the Bob Train!") Introductions with a Woman's Touch Danger: Surprisegasm! Fish Lovers' Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder) The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag) Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I’ll See You In Hell) Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn) The "Convenient" Four-Legged Boyfriend AnimeCon Adventures: The New Queen of Cosplay A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke & Cemen) Not Your Average Convention-Goer Public Bicurious Imposters A Safe Place to Express Yourself Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends) A Desire to Be Objectified Ravaging the Yaois Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Don't Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!) Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor) Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation! The Best Way to Get Pam's Ass (& Respect) Neko's Guide to Scoring at Coventions: Beware the Con Funk Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich) Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands & Three Holes) Be Vocal about Calling Dibs Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn) Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto) Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch) Or . . . Don't Fuck at Conventions! Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known The Novelty Factor So Upfront and Open-Minded A Torrid First Love (aka Hot & Heartwarming) The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!) The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson) Oral Sex Artisan Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls Pushing Through the Gag Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!) The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!) Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit Pam: A (New) Definition Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish Neko's House of Horror Porn Early Dibs for the Next Convention Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It's BFN Networks! Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=382 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080817-S17-The_Chronicles_Of_Neko.mp3 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:27:58 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:37:02 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Fire in the Berkley Manor The following is a basic summary for the August 7, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The New Tenants Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Busy July Introductions Dark Knight Overdose [SPOILER ALERT!] Fire in the Berkley Manor (aka Stop, Drop, Walnut!) Silent Prayer of the Insured The Ol' House Fire Seduction Technique First Date Vigilante Chicks Love an Androgynous Dude Song: Collective Soul / Burn 50-50 Odds for a Working Outlet A Legitimate Fear of Beehives (aka The Bizarre Non Sequitur) Broken Window, Stolen Stereo (aka Taking Only What You Need) No Sympathizing – Blowjobs Only! A Valid Excuse to Buy More Shit Viable Options for the Uninsured Song: Goo Goo Dolls / Big Machine For Love of Johnny Rzeznik (aka The Lingering Rock Star) The Platonic Stalker-Friend (aka Cock Vouchers) The Trouble with Oshinn: The "Kept Woman" Agreement (with Perks!) The Secret Betrayal Exiled Over the New Guy How to Guarantee Future Affairs with Your Woman (aka JELL-Oshinn) "Just Think About All Those Dudes Fucking Your Ex" (aka Cuddlin' on the Cock) The Impact Player Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite On the Cusp of Something Great (aka Do You Know The Eric St-Cyr Band?) Some Much-Needed Zest BFN, Audio Cthulhu The Trouble with Veronica (aka Bruce Springsteen Love Story): Relationship Limbo A Vicious Argument Spins Out of Control For Want of a Positive Attitude The Ultimate Frustration (aka Single yet Still Exclusive?) "Something's Gotta Give" The Biggest Hurdle of All Song: Powderfinger / Roll Right By You Dubilina's Outlook on Future Loves First Round Divorcee Renaissance A Better Alternative to Walking Away(?) Demanding More from Yourself (aka "Nobody's Gonna Do This for You") Life, In A Nutshell (aka "Either This Will Work, or It Won't!") Uphold the Standard (and Fuck the Rest!) Creating Your Own Happiness (aka The Only Asshole Out Here!) The Conqueror and the Promoter Sign-Off: Taking the Hit, Paying the Price, It's BFN Networks! Song: Brindley Brothers / Man On Fire http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=376 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080807-S17-Trial_By_Fire.mp3 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:40:09 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:27:36 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Handsome Scottish Bastard (and Other Beautiful Couchsurfers) The following is a basic summary for the July 9, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Utensil-Free Chili Sound Check Special BFN Opener: Jimmy Reece's BBQ Shack Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor BBQFN Networks Introductions Independence Day '08 Activities Fat Willy's Holiday BBQ Bender: Gorging for Your Mother's Love Learning How to Stretch Out a Meal White Suit BBQ Challenge Seriously, Get A Bib Song: IKE / We Like Sugar The Handsome Scottish Bastard (and Other Beautiful Couchsurfers) (aka "Check The Teeth!") Missed Flight for a Brooklyn Booty Call Wacky Bridesmaid Welcoming Party Enabling Lisa's Inner Child (aka Friendship Litmus Tests) Puffy Suit Jacket Fall Fashion Song: Was (Not Was) / It’s A Miracle Learning Accents, Not Languages The HSB Approves His Nickname (aka Lisa's Bizarre Tell-All) Great Food in the Windy City The Scotsman's Last Weekend in America (aka "I Want Him Wrecked!") Mancrushing on the HSB (aka Bob Needs Hugs) Song: Joshua James / Today Shameless Plug for the "New" Joshua James LP! The Warmth of Vinyl In Anticipation of a New Sound System (aka Awesome Finds at Reckless Records) Bob Dubilina's Doing Just Fine (aka Voiceovers & Vacations) Hit/Take/Bang/Spit/Jerk/Bid:The Kyle Ramos Guide to Manhood Why We Commit (aka "Don't Leave Me!") The Proper Way to Reject Others Song: Josh Joplin Group / It's Only Entertainment Too Old for the Teenage House Party The Ultimate On-Air Enablers A Deep Love for Actors Named Kevin Back-Up Party Plans (aka The Small Window of Sobriety) Kyle's Fourth of July Family Bender Song: Barenaked Ladies / 7 8 9 Kyle's Dwindling (& Depressing) Food Supply The Drunken Ramblings of Ramos A Second Visit to the THP: Surprise Rendezvous with Pam Last Chance for an American Girl The Insomniac's Stamina Drunken Griffin Tattoo Song: Cordero / Quique (BFN Live) Couchsurfer Chemistry (& Etiquette) Unsupervised Rock Stars in the Berkley Manor Fair Warning to Snoopy People Song: Danko Jones / Your Tears, My Smile The New Roommate A Disturbing Mental Picture of Lisa Sign-Off: You Can Always Crash Here, It's BFN Networks! Song: Panic At The Disco / Northern Downpour http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=374 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080709-S17-HSB.mp3 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:40:20 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:08:05 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The First Major Hiccup in an Open Relationship The following is a basic summary for the July 2, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Alyssa Kensington SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Site Update Inferno! Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Sloppy BFNinYourEars.com Overhaul Introductions Bob's Third(?!) Surprise Birthday Party (aka "Seriously, Where's MY Invite!!!") Song: Pinback / Seville Welcoming Bob's Partner In Crime Meta-Ramos Mike & Maya Call It Quits (aka Bob Hugs or Sixty Million Dollars) Thankful for the Clean Break Waiting for the Emotional Rollercoaster to Start The Intruder Lying Next to You Song: Millencolin / Route One Kate Goes AWOL "Prove It, Internet!" King Me: The Kyle Ramos Story Swearing Off Chicks 'Til 2009 Song: Garrison Starr / Gasoline Late Night Trust Exercises No More Need for the Hard Sales Pitch (aka "What? You Like Three-Ways?!") The First Major Hiccup in an Open Relationship Taking a Big Step Back (aka The Long Jump from A to M) Song: Mudcrutch / Scare Easy Kyle's Desperate Crusade for a 4.9 (aka Impromptu Penis Puppetry) Drifter Charisma The Champion's Endgame (aka Being Forrest Gump) Song: Atmosphere / Skinny Booty Text Message Directory The Misinterpreted Submission (aka The Dejected Catholic Schoolgirl) Low Standard Wedding/Memorial Service Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Burn You Up, Burn You Down Countdown to Extinction Dispelling STD Myths Kyle's Upcoming Vasectomy from BFN Sign-Off: Keeping It Smooth, It's BFN Networks! Song: Jimmy Eat World / Your House 2007 http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=370 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080702-S17-The_Trust_Factor.mp3 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:29:11 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:51:28 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Second Unconscious Phone Call The following is a basic summary for the June 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Dear Craigslist Women Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Insomniac Introductions (aka "Bob In An Empty Room") The Second Unconscious Phone Call (aka Accidental Blackouts) Song: Jimmy Eat World / Big Casino Doing It in the Dark Kyle "Trows" His Goo Song: Danko Jones / King Of Magazines Time Travel Sex (aka Passion vs. Deviance) The Dassion Effect: A Scientific Theory Quantum Leaps with Sticky Hands Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker (BFN Live) Excellent Reminders to Keep It Going BFN Promo Kyle Starts Raking in the Digits (aka Sport Flirting) Phone Numbers – Get, Don't Give! Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Your New Twin-Sized Bed The Subtle & Seductive Booty Text? "There Are No Accidents in Attraction!" Good Odds for a Good Man (aka The Opportunist's Jackpot) Song: Ana / We Are Nonsense Songs We Hate to Love Taking Comfort in Old Addictions Bullied by the Homeless (aka Ultra-Aggressive Dating Tactics) Extreme Bonding on the First Date Lower Your Standards! (aka Pining for the Real American Accent) Offering Up a Handsome Scottish Bastard Sign-Off: What the Fuck Just Happened?! It's BFN Networks! Song: Bob Mould / Stupid Now http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=369 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080617-S17-Accidental_Blackouts.mp3 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:29:44 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:44:59 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Removing Yourself from the Gene Pool The following is a basic summary for the June 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Dubilina's Catnap Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Business with Mr. Sandman & Little Nemo Introductions Dream Cowboys & Nightmare Indians The Need to Keep Spry Heavy Edits & The Incredible Hulk The Summer of Midnight Premieres (aka Trapped in the Dark with Nerds & Hipsters) The Semi-Attractive Square (& Her Book of Absolutely True Facts) "You'll Fuck Anything With Tits": A Foolproof Scientific Argument Bob Dubilina's Mandatory Friendship Contract Stupid Assumptions from the New Girl Song: Joss Stone / Put Your Hands On Me The Muses of BFN The Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party?! Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood & Rank) Windy City Reprise: The Best Songs of 2007 The Birthday Throwdown Clause In Argument for a Proper Last Time Chasing the 7 The Ultimate Revenge of the Ex (aka Dissecting the Heart on Your Sleeve) Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain't Dead The Biggest Relationship Experiment to Date (aka Ethical and Honest with Veronica & Kate) Removing Yourself from the Gene Pool: Bob Makes a Big Announcement Good Riddance to Childhood Disappointed & Overbearing Kyle Anticipates Fatherhood Marrying into the Family (aka Roberto Ramos) A Refusal to Relinquish Control The Only Way for a Man to Truly Make It His Choice (aka "An Accident Is Not An Agreement!") The Benefits of NOT Having Kids The Unforeseen Hardships of Parenthood The Church of Ramos Song: Porcupine Tree / Sentimental Windy City Reprise BFN Promo (aka Baby BFN) Unwarranted Bragging Rights for Your Children Big News from Bob's First Moving on Your Kid's Friends (All the Way into the 21st Century!) Dead at 47 352 Days of Fame Doomed To Be Forgotten Cleaning House on OKCupid Reigning It In (aka Tempted by Tessa) Kyle Quits the Internet (aka Searching for Love Without DSL) Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling Misinterpreted IMs (aka Something Ominous in Your Chat Log) Sign-Off: That Better Not Be Mine, It's BFN Networks! Song: Pink Martini / Hey Eugene http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=362 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080610-S17-Full_Disclosure.mp3 Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:59:40 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:29:37 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Friends Don't Invite Friends to Shitty Personal Labors of Love The following is a basic summary for the June 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Ditching the Pants Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Safari at the Lincoln Park Zoo (aka Too Much Neck!) "Fuck This Weather!" Introductions (aka A Sincere Wish for Nuclear Winter) Detached State Pride Extreme Indoor Temperatures Things We're Looking Forward to This Summer: Ice Pops & Ice Cream An Extra Glass of Milk (aka Silk By Scratch) Frozen Green Grapes (Do Not Wash!) Three Simple Meals Stolen from Maeve The Return of Road Music! (aka Hail to the '90's!) Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You Winter & The Death of Chivalry Cursed Frozen Socks! Summer Plans '08: Rooftop BBQ (aka The Uncomfortably Hot Party) Lazy (Chicago) River Float (aka Bringing Out Your Best Sean Penn) The Dark Knight (aka Hating on Indy?) The Biggs & Kyle Reunion! Song: Coheed & Cambria / Feathers Incoherent Road Stops Friends Don't Invite Friends to Shitty Personal Labors of Love: Bob's Toils, Kyle's Spoils The Traffic Jam in Bob's Love Life Maya as Cheerleader The Thankless Profession The Crime Against Art In Question Just Say No to First Tries! Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running Crashing Nerdfest (aka Rock Band and Fantasy Board Games) The Heartbroken Burger Flipper The Desperate Search for a Spare Donut Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal The Novelty Wears Off (aka "I'd Rather Go Home Alone!") Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain The Risqué Photo Shoot Mike on the Mike's Identity Revealed! Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where Are You?! Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=361 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080608-S17-Lost%20Causes.mp3 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:59:38 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:58:14 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!! he following is a basic summary for the May 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Madison Rosbar SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Bob's Birthday Wishlist Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Hot/Cool Tamales Introductions Kyle Beats Bob to #25 (aka That Spare $490 In Your Pocket) Torn Up Junk (aka Kyle Ramos vs. Vagina Dentata) Song: Was (Not Was) / Crazy Water Ramos & Rosbar present: Chicago Talk BFN 2008: A Blur of Anonymous Women Conquering Berlin Kyle's OKCupid Megaprofile Bob's Birthday Conquest – FOILED! Song: Millencolin / Stalemate Unconscious at the Co-op (aka Sleepless in Chicago) The Mildly Narcoleptic Girl Sex With Sheets (aka Soft Threads, Rough Fluff) The Wiffle Ball Bat Experiment Tantalized by Novelty Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Lazy Boy Dash Five Minutes for True Love When Honesty Becomes the Biggest Risk Curing the Funk (aka Erectile Deodorant) The Poster Child of Doomed Relationships (aka Bob's Love Life as United 93) Song: The Black Keys / Psychotic Girl Pursuing Mike's Girl The Long-Overdue BFN Train (aka A Risky Proposition) Song: Rogue Wave / Chicago X 12 (BFN Live) Just A Few Years Short of Legal (aka "Pervert.") A Perfect Opportunity for an Unspeakable Act Song: Def Leppard / C'mon C'mon The Worst Way to End a Phone Conversation Kyle's Monogamous Crusaders Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!! Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero The Most Mortifying Break Up Kyle's Catch-22 (aka No Respect for "Ol' 50%" Bob) Closing Arguments Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I'll Get You, My Precious! Song: Paul Weller / Changingman http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=346 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080528-S17-Evil_Urges.mp3 Wed, 28 May 2008 22:59:41 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:05:47 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Why We Prefer the Company of Women The following is a basic summary for the May 1, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Dirty Sheets Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "Gimme Royalties" Introductions The Big Season 17 Update (feat. Frank Sinatra!) Fresh Towels, Clean Comforter (aka Caution: Wet Kyle!) Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Hard Way The Filthy No-Fail Text Message (aka Five Minutes!) Nic Gets the Text (aka BJ & Two Suits) The Collective Bumout Hannah Plays with Fire "Immediate Disapproval – I Guarantee It!" Last Few Words of Advice Song: SPAN / Stay As You Are Dr. Kyle Ramos – Renowned Songwriter, Private Investigator, Obsessed Anthropologist, Deadbeat Father Why We Prefer the Company of Women Our Girl Gets Left in the Cold (aka Stranded at Ogden & Ashland) Code Blue for Buchwildere Song: People In Planes / Flesh And Blood The Shy Girl Neutralizing Kerry at the Cubby Bear "I Like This Band A Lot More Than Your Other One!" Unnecessary Homages Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse Kyle's Newfound Love for Jenn "Pulling A Gerry": Nice Guy But . . . (aka The Illusion of Game) Blowing Up Someone's Spot (An Excerpt from The Kyle Ramos Guide to Social Interactions) The Ashley Snafu Room For Ramos Lurking Outside the Social Group (aka Beware the Single Kyle!) Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank) Wrestling: A Definition The Epic Throwdown (aka "No Uncle" Namuth) Rough Housing as Domestic Abuse "Are You Sure This Isn't Sex?" Song: Powderfinger / Living Type The Sketchy Pick-Up Artist (aka Shallow Al) The Pre-Screeners Sign-Off: Code Blue, It's BFN Networks! Song: Stepanian / Call Me When You're Famous http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=343 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080501-S17-The_Knights_Of_Namuth.mp3 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:03:32 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:49:20 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks An Intimate (and Somewhat Inappropriate) Request for Future Relations The following is a basic summary for the April 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Neutral Fan Mail Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Stolen Thunder Introductions The Lady & The Pied Piper BFN: The Death Knell of All Relationships Bob's Favor Bank (aka Second Base in the Sandbox) The Perceived Slut An Intimate (and Somewhat Inappropriate) Request for Future Relations (aka Save It for the Second Date) The Wicked Lothario (aka "The Best You'll Ever Do!") Song: The Mountain Goats / Autoclave The Insomniac's Dream: A Letter to Justine (aka Real-Life Romantic Comedy Amateur Hour) 5 Possibilities (aka Possessive, Territorial & Completely Irrational) Song: Panic At The Disco / That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed) What Makes a Successful Relationship? The "Neutral" Fuck Buddy Best Friends = Viable Threats Alyssa & Eve: The Perfect Girlfriend (aka Assured Romantic Self-Destruction) Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Mutha Lovers Platonic Coffee The Ambassador of OKCupid (aka The Only Cool Guy on the Internet) Online Personals Profile Guru Song: Mike Doughty / I Wrote A Song About Your Car Big Music Weekend BFN Promo A Handful of Online Dating Tips Iron Man In-Studio?! Bob's First Adventure in Couchsurfing: An Emergency Couch for Mick (aka Blood on the Cushions) Taking Advantage of the Foreign Accent The Filthy Master's Thesis Song: Bullets And Octane / Sweet Angel Hot French Couchsurfer Threeway Miracle! Song: Biffy Clyro / Folding Stars Long-Distance Conquests: Just Say No to Rogers Park! (aka Dating By Location) Chicago-Milwaukee-St. Paul Corridor of Seduction "Et Tu, Ramos?" Going Soft on Love Kyle's Self-Destructive Streak Kyle Ramos' Official BFN PSA to Women: "Just Stop It!" Song: Rogue Wave / Fantasies Lucky 21 First at Fifteen (aka Kyle Pops His Cherry) 4 More to Go Before May 24th! (aka The "25 Club" Cake) Bob Dubilina, Peacefucker! Bob Finally Hits His Stride (and Looks Hip Doing It!) Return of the Filthy Late-Night Phone Calls Oshinn Trumps All (aka Another Plane Ticket for the Champ) Classy Kyle Sign-Off: Call Me, It's BFN Networks! Song: People In Planes / Fire http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=340 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080417-S17-Bobbys_Angels.mp3 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:03:31 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:30:16 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Second Base with the Wrong Girlfriend The following is a basic summary for the April 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Kip Copernicus SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The New Third Roommate Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor The Subletter Empties the Fridge The Origins of Kip Copernicus Cash-Strapped Introductions The Promise of Season 18 Enforced Hygiene at the Berkley Manor Song: Blackfield / Christenings The Guitar Gets Returned . . . with a Refund! The Subtle Differences Upon Arrival (aka Local Currency and Blackitude!) A Deep Longing for Toilet Paper and Cold Drinks A Disgusting New Pedigree of Ice Cream Song: People In Planes / Pretty Buildings (Acoustic) "Your Coat Is Looking Fantastic!" Getting In Shape on a Lazy Vacation (aka Transient on a Treadmill) The BFN Chicago Marathon Challenge: The Kyle Ramos Egg Nog Run Bob Dubilina's Hangover Hash The Kip Copernicus Couchhop Song: Jimmy Eat World / Let It Happen Suffer the Little Africans: "Hey, High Five!" The Beggar Child Chest Poke "WHAT?!" Night of the Living Toubab Four Loveless Marriages, Twenty Starving Children Clearing the Kids Through Customs Lil' Logan Square Sweatshop Song: Electric Six / Kukuxumushu Rules of the Road/Rules of the Couch 1997 Dodge Lemon (Pakistani Edition) 2001 Dodge Zipper (Foreign DeLorean Edition) Fueled by Hate (aka Two Hours Ahead of Real Time) Song: Matchbox Twenty / Disease A Letter to Kate Long Live the Victory Comforter! The Girl in Knee-Length Socks (aka Poor Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes) Confessions of a Candid Casanova Careless Whispers for the Unconscious Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg CouchSurfing: Rock Band Edition Five More Years of Dead-End Relationships (aka Spring Fever, Fall Itch) Spitroasting Candidates & Renaissance Vagrants The Lewd Playwright (aka The Elitist Pick-Up Artist) BFN Networks' Jersey Face Spring Break Song: Biffy Clyro / Get Fucked Stud Unexpected Rejection from Desdemona Surprise Booty Text from Mary Kyle's Drunken New Year's with Jon Brion Second Base with the Wrong Girlfriend Sleepfucking & Lullaby Handjobs Perfect Wingmen Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You Ruthless Phone Messages from the Windy City Lisa & The Two Lousy Homecomings: "Where's My Mouse?!" Nurse Dubilina Kyle Drops the Bomb Song: Panic! At The Disco / I Write Sins Not Tragedies (w/ Intro) Who's Maeve Whiteman?! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) Cure for AIDS Found in the Couch Cushions Lisa's Ridiculous Cell Phone Bill (aka Why We Love the Mouse) Sign-Off: Are You Up to the Challenge? It's BFN Networks! Song: Garrison Starr / 40 Days http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=339 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080410-S17-The_Fast_And_The_Furious.mp3 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:03:26 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:42:02 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Instantly Ill-Fated Abstinence Challenge The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Manhunt: Dakar Extortion at the Gambian Border Big Tantrum at the Central Police Station No Sympathy from the Senegalese (aka Apathetic Justice) Song: Kate Voegele / The Devil In Me The Most Beautiful Women in Africa The Last Lord of Scotland Hard Seat to Timbuktu Upholding the Standard (aka The Good Fight for a Partial Refund) 36 Hours on the Road to Hell: Bound for Tambacounda The Ugly Nigerians When Goats Fly 12 Hours in Kayes (aka Asleep at the Gas Pumps) A Nasty Fight for a Cheap Auberge Longest Wait for the Shortest Distance Song: Biffy Clyro / Love Has A Diameter VIP Welcome to The Gambia The Squat Toilet Conundrum (aka The Steam Bidet) Born to Bone Too Hot to Verbalize The Serekunda Punch: The Brutal Last Dash to Banjul Planned Rendezvous with Manju The Omnipresent Hiss "Don't Touch Me!" The Ignorant Apprentice The Threat The Riot (aka "NO! SIX!!!") The Rescue The Upside of Traveling Alone BFN Vacation: "The Bob Dubilina African Tour" Kyle's Red Line Punch (aka The Ugliest Canadian) Song: Matchbox Twenty / How Far We've Come Six Weeks Without Sex! (aka The Tantalizing Tunisians) The Instantly Ill-Fated Abstinence Challenge Blame It On Maeve The Last French Temptation (aka The Rape Switch) The $2000 Kyle Ramos Travel Experience Song: Hanson / Tearing It Down Spiffing Up the New Studio Inappropriate Gifts for the Senegalese The Farewell Handshake Two Seasons Behind Schedule Back in Good Company Sign-Off: Timbuktu, FUCK YOU! It's BFN Networks! Song: Josh Ritter / Open Doors http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=338 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080408-S17-The_Ugly_Canadian_02.mp3 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:03:29 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:44:23 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Rumble in Cap Skirring The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Final Episode of Q101 BFN Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Angry Caller Introductions Greetings from the New Berkley Manor Studios! Free Day in Chicago (aka Air Amistad) Expensive Equipment in a Trashed Apartment (aka PTSDubilina) Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal The Upside to the New Home Studio (aka 15 Hookers vs. Bob's Spotlight) The McDevin Strikes Back: Operation: Adios, Amigos! Operation: Six-String Shock & Awe The Biggest Shame Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice? The Whitest Flight on Air Amistad The Ugly Canadian Europeans with Attitude (aka America #1!) Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain't Dead Africa Without A Net (aka Experimenting with CouchingSurfing.com): Aarpul's A No-Show Going Home with Falou The $1500 Guide Misadventures with Falou: Respect The Time! The Saint-Louis Dorm Room The Additional $500 Sidetracked to Cap Skirring Song: Powderfinger / Long Way To Go The Best Food in the World Rap & Reggae in the Sun Cassette Is King! Where's Kanye? Everyone Loves iPod "Pay Your Own Way!" Song: John Garrison / Below The Radar Rumble in Cap Skirring Girlfriend Drama Deja Vu Abandoned on the Beach Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling To Be Continued . . . http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=337 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20080408-S17-The_Ugly_Canadian_01.mp3 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:03:28 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:38:39 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks A Horribly Explicit Phone Call to Megan Buchwildere The following is a basic summary for the December 16, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Packing the Bags Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "It's Time To Go!" Introductions Sticky Hands in a Drafty Apartment (aka Trapped in the Freezer) One Night of Warmth Song: Pinback / Good To Sea Last Day at Acme Finance Wrong Site at the Wrong Time (aka Definitely NSFW) SMD Torture (aka Kyle Ramos' House of Fuck With) Kyle Levels the High School Competition (aka Banned from the Internet: A True Story!) Song: The Life / It Is What It Is Confessions of Raw Bacon: Rock Plaza Central Song: Rock Plaza Central / I Am An Excellent Steel Horse (BFN Live) Pushing the Envelope with the Good Girl A Horribly Explicit Phone Call to Megan Buchwildere (aka The Four Corners Sexual Apocalypse) Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey The Death of the English Language (aka Down with w00t, Up with Santorum) Song: Ben Lee / Ripe The 19th Woman (and The Promise of More!) Our New Year's Resolutions (aka New Locks and a Big Hunt) Sign-Off: Don't You Ever Stop Rockin' My World, It’s BFN Networks! Song: Powderfinger / Lost & Running http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1200472609 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071216-S16-Three_Way_Calling.mp3 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:00:31 -0800 Talk Radio no 01:01:44 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Madison's Most Recent Break-Up The following is a basic summary for the December 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Madison Rosbar Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #49178437-PR Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor BFN Exercise Introductions: The Mancow Reacharound Jogging for Marlboros Bob's -300 Push-Ups (aka Forkpower!) Signing Up for the "Cracked Ribs & Sex" Program Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me The Two Night Stand Paige's Special Package Song: KT Tunstall / Saving My Face Biking Under the Influence Adventures with Emo Girl (aka Vying for Madison's Rejects) Going to Extremes to Call in Sick Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running BFN Teenage Seduction Campaign Promo Pulling Hard for the Young & Impressionable (A Desperate Bob Dubilina Rant) Predatory Countdowns Song: Coheed & Cambria / Feathers Madison's Most Recent Break-Up (The Unabridged Version) The New Girl and Her Stalker Friend "Why Can't You Close the Deal?!" Solution: Maya, The Anti-Cockblock Show's Canceled – I WANT THIS CHICK BONED NOW! Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1200438512 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071212-S16-The_Chronicles_Of_Rosbar.mp3 Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:00:27 -0800 Talk Radio no 01:20:57 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Year In Review 2007 The following is a basic summary for the December 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob "Bad Boy" Dubilina Kyle "Kleanup" Ramos SUMMARY: Kyle Goes On A Tear (aka Smackin' The Ramos) Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (Quickie A Capella) Introductions Not Your Regular Episode of BFN The Year in Review 2007 Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another (BFN Live) Podcasts: Radio Lab (WNYC) www.radiolab.org Cush: Things I Say www.cushrocks.com This American Life www.thisamericanlife.com Never Not Funny www.pardcast.com Savage Love Podcast www.thestranger.com/savage Tiki Bar TV www.tikibartv.com Comic Strip Live www.comicstriplive.com Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You (BFN Live) Brad Neely www.creasedcomics.com www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/brad_neely The Post Show www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/post_show www.thepostshow.com Ze Frank www.zefrank.com/theshow Recommended Videos: Anti-Intellect Austrian Arrows Placement Remixes For Ray Fark TV www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/fark_tv Recommended Episode: NASA Astronaut Love Triangle Jonah Ray www.jonahray.com www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/jonah_ray Buy CD: This Is Crazy Mixed Up Plumbing EP (NOTE: Available exclusively on iTunes) YouTube www.youtube.com Recommended Clips: Tay Zonday / Chocolate Rain Kige Ramsey Rick Roll'd Gnarls Barkley / Transformer (Live at Abbey Studios) Scary Mary Poppins Trailer Road To Hell (July 31, 2007) Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone / Rollin' With Saget The Most Amazing Aristocrats Ever Powerthirst Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination Bush & Blair Gay Bar Song: The Kin / See (BFN Live) Movies: Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead The Bourne Ultimatum The Darjeeling Limited Futurama: Bender’s Big Score Gone Baby Gone Grindhouse The Host Hot Fuzz I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With Love Songs (Les Chansons D'amour) The Mist Ocean's 13 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End Rocket Science Bob's Favorite Movies of the Year: Chicago 10 Sunshine No Country For Old Men The Lost Room Lars & The Real Girl Hallam Foe Kyle's Favorite Movies of the Year: There Will Be Blood Paris, Je T'aime Eagle vs. Shark Once No Country For Old Men Music & Lyrics Books: The Book Thief (Markus Zusak) The Road (Cormac McCarthy) Blindness (Jose Saramago) The Abhorsen Trilogy (Garth Nix) Song: Pat McCurdy / Before Me (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!) Music: Bob's Favorite Albums of the Year: Powderfinger / Dream Days at the Hotel Existence Kings Of Leon / Because Of The Times Kate Voegele / Don't Look Away Fuel / Angels & Demons Joe Bonamassa / Sloe Gin John Davis / Arigato! Joshua James / The Sun Is Always Brighter Jimmy Eat World / Chase This Light Coheed & Cambria / Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 2: No World For Tomorrow Suzanne Vega / Beauty & Crime Collective Soul / Afterwords Porcupine Tree / Fear Of A Blank Planet William Topley / All In The Downs The Kin / Rise & Fall Todd Martin / Mont Clare The Spares / Beautiful & Treacherous Thing The Great Crusades / Keep Them Entertained (or download via iTunes) Ben Lee / Ripe Permanent ME / After The Room Clears The Lift / It Is What It Is Tim Mahoney / Stay/Leave Puscifer / V Is For Vagina Josh Ritter / The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter Rogue Wave / Asleep At Heaven's Gate Pinback / Autumn Of The Seraphs Mark Ronson / Version Flatfoot 56 / Jungle Of The Midwest Sea Joe Rogan / Shiny Happy Jihad Patton Oswalt / Werewolves & Lollipops Pat McCurdy / 15 Favorites Kyle's Favorite Albums of the Year: Ryan Adams / Easy Tiger Patrick Wolf / The Magic Position St. Vincent / Marry Me Radiohead / In Rainbows The New Pornographers / Challengers Of Montreal / Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? Song: Apostle Of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastian (BFN Live) Want More Details? Go to the BFN Forums! What Are You Doing for New Year's? (aka Thrust and Clean Up) Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We're Coming In Your Ears! Song: Todd Martin / Spinning (BFN Live) http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1200304334 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071207-S16-Year_In_Review_2007.mp3 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:00:10 -0800 Talk Radio no 01:48:43 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes The following is a basic summary for the November 28, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob "Captain Spontaneity" Dubilina Kyle "No Follow Through" Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Thanksgiving Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Post-Thanksgiving Introductions Orphaned for the Holiday (aka My Big, Fat Greek Thanksgiving) Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes (aka Inheriting the Crazy Gene) Dirty Ol' Dubilina Song: Great Northern / The Middle Sahara, Not Safari A Spontaneous Weekend with Oshinn Song: The Killers / When You Were Young Marksgiving 2007: Bob's Entourage Kyle Avoids an Awkward Situation (aka The Roughest Handjob) The New Couple's Curveball The Collective Assumption Song: Red Elephant / Mean Clean Shaggs Strummer's Forbidden Pursuit (aka Marked by Ramos) No BFraterizatioN! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song Broken Beds & Thanksgiving Movie Reviews Smooth Holiday Travels (aka Three Rides to the Airport) Low Job Expectations, Late Office Hours The Shittiest Flight in the World (aka Kyle's Musk) Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water Black Friday Trapped in the Chimney Sign-Off: Thanks, But No Thanks, It’s BFN Networks! Song: American Bang (formerly Bang Bang Bang) / Wish You Well http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1200301060 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071128-S16-Crazy_Thankful.mp3 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:00:22 -0800 Talk Radio no 00:53:21 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Bob's Big Ego The following is a basic summary for the November 14, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: BFN Special Opener: Dropping Anchor A Capella '05 Song: Superdrag / Goin' Out Bob's Big Ego (aka An Extra Dose of Vanity) Egomaniacal Introductions BFNarcissism (aka All About Bob!) 50 Push-Ups for Yourself Song: Bobby Bare Jr. / Sticky Chemical Caught Staring Spotlight Artist Weekend Fling: Kyle Crushes on Lucero Bob's Bobby Bare Booty Call (aka Powerfinger!) Apostle Of Hustle Cavorts with Pagan Buchwildere Kyle's Chaste, Unrequited Love for Megan The BSS/Buchwildere Clause Song: Lucero / She's Just That Kind Of Girl The 27th Letter Lisa Wrestles with Ringworm Kyle Builds a Bear for Buchwildere Committed to the White Picket Fence Song: Apostle Of Hustle / I Want A New Drug Quick Plug for Xo Theater Striving for the Ultimate Date Hop! The Filthiest Ramos of Them All Song: Puscifer / Momma Sed Defying the Laws of Physex (aka A Guide to Powerfingering) Bad Boy for Laura (aka Bringin' It Home for Buchwildere) Song: James Blunt / I Really Want You Manifest Desdemona Scouting for Girls (aka OKAdolescent) Song: Barenaked Ladies / Angry People In Defense of the Lazy Icebreaker (aka Kyle Ramos & Associates) Fear & Loathing in the Suburbs Sign-Off: Viva La Powerfinger, It's BFN Networks! Song: Shock Stars / Driving Too Fast http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1196712104 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071114-S16-House_Of_Vain.mp3 Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:35:23 -0800 Talk Radio no 01:22:05 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Birth of Emilosh The following is a basic summary for the November 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Uncle Bob Dubilina Uncle Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Auntie Megan Buchwildere Auntie Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Birth of Emilosh Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Familial Introductions (aka Buchwildere Wines) The Perfect Name Home Delivery in the Tub (Just Add Water!) "Now Why Do I Need to Be in the Room?" Childbirth: The Ultimate Terror Like Magic, Another Male Appears! Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For Where Do Babies Come From? Avoiding Pregnancy at All Costs (aka Prophylactics and Paranoia) Unknown Dangers with Hospital Births The Baby Lottery (aka Nature vs. Nurture) Accidentally Romancing Your Unknown Relatives (aka The Grand Self-Seduction) Standard Squatting Procedure A Fulbright Scholar Study on Sensitivity Dogs On Alert The Best Way to Induce Labor (and Make Some Money!) Song: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off All Hail Borg Tiberius Q. Hephaestus Picard! (aka Chad's Nephew) Song: The Damnwells / What You Get Birthex BFN Promo Halloween 2007: Mike Completes His Lifelong Dream in Amsterdam Megan Leaves and Returns to Chicago Bob Becomes the Cheshire Cat (aka Alice In Wonderland Gangbang) Slutty Costumes & Sexy Cartoon Characters How Not to Make Your Halloween Costume (aka Keeping It Smooth) Song: Ben Lee (feat. Mandy Moore) / Birds & Bees Trading Fairies for Fishnets (aka Night of the Slutty Tweens) Song: Jeremy Enigk / Dear John Woman Charged with Aggravated Butchery (aka "Felch, Not Fletch!") Assaulted with a Kiss (aka Accidental Cat Snacks) Sign-Off: BFN Networks – It's A Boy! Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1196711494 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071107-S16-Emilosh_In_Wonderland.mp3 Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:00:05 -0800 Talk Radio no 01:32:04 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Convenience Store Condom Heist The following is a basic summary for the October 25, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Naked Bed Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor DQ Studios Introductions (aka Make More Funnies!) Trojan Mike Storms Amsterdam Bob, Kyle & The Single Life (aka Bare Walls, Empty Rooms) Legend of the PVC Fuckstick (Regards to Penthouse Letters!) Elke's Erotic Nights (& Other Pornographic Milestones of Our Youth) Lust vs. Logic Song: Joe Cocker / Come Together The Harvest Begins! (aka Bad Conquistador Euphemisms) Time Traveling Lotharios (aka Bible Humpers) Song: Maxïmo Park / Karaoke Plays Twelve Pots in the Fire Best Places to Pick Up Girls (aka AA/SA/NA/CHA Singles Scene) Tips for Visiting Africa (aka Instant Celebrity and a Big Knife) Whack-A-Mole! Revisited Online Dating Derby (aka Know Your Prey!) Song: Josh Ritter / To The Dogs Or Whoever Coffee Date Now! BFN Promo Presumptions of Previous Exes Gun Shy with New Girls (aka Noble Masturbation) Kyle's Ideal Next Girlfriend (aka Two More Years of Celibacy!) Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket DIY Sex Toy Purchases Safe Sex in Africa Man Embezzles Money to Spice Up Sex Life (aka Sex/Panic Room) The Ultimate (Movie) Climax Convenience Store Condom Heist Song: Coheed & Cambria / Gravemakers & Gunslingers The Incredibly Thorough Prostitution Sting (aka Just Doing Your Job) Song: Jimmy Eat World / Carry You Naked Men on a Naked Bed Peeping Tom Wants Porn Stash Returned (aka Jungle Fever Vaccine) The Velvet Dog The Allure of the Non-Threatening Male In the Doghouse Until Further Notice Sign-Off: Whack-A-Mole!, It's BFN Networks! Song: Collective Soul / I Don't Need Anymore Friends http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1195001264 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071025-S16-Desperate_Pleasures.mp3 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:52:26 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:57:37 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Seven Week Break-Up The following is a basic summary for the October 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: BFN Opener: Cow Chunks Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor 8th Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop Busy October Introductions 2007 Chicago International Film Festival: Loss (aka Someone Dies, Someone Has to Get Over It) New BFN Updates Song: Jimmy Eat World / Gotta Be Somebody's Blues The Roommate Chain of Command The Seven Week Break-Up (aka GTFO!) Song: Fuel / Hanging Around Buchwildere Pays the Bills Song: John Davis / Tell Me I'm Not Free One Room, No View (aka Living in the Mall) Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho The Kin's Bob Dubilina BFN Promo (Click the link to hear the promo!) "I Love My Roommate!" Facebook Prompts Roommate Swaps The Ethnicity of Mathen Philip Fatal Stabbing Over Smelly Feet Song: The Kin / See Cattle Prod Discipline In Decline (aka Bad Retard! No Cookie!) Ohio Boy Locked in Cage Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank) Police Raid Wrong Home Big Settlement for Unsolicited Adult Entertainment (aka Pornogeist) The Grand Hyatt Porno Prank Song: Turbonegro / Hell Toupee Woman Survives Husband's Haunted House (aka Authentic Slutty Battered Wife Costume) Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Seriously, Get The Fuck Out! Song: Sense Field / Memory http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1194999933 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20071017-S16-GTFO.mp3 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:52:29 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:36:13 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist The following is a basic summary for the September 26, 2007, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Madison Rosbar SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #67537394-4 Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Sound Check Introductions Bob Dubilina, Single Nomad (aka The Invisible Roommate) Keeping the Apartment (aka The Jason Factor) Song: Bruce Springsteen / Radio Nowhere Fattening the Bunny! No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain Bob's First Lunch Date as a Single Man No Privacy at Work (aka Servicing the CEO) Ice Cream Fetishists Who Hosts? (aka Two Wishes Gone to Waste) Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You Deflected by the Polish Girls (aka The Gadu Gadu Breakthrough) No Luck in Poland, No Game in Lithuania (aka Promise vs. Guarantee) Song: Young@Heart Chorus / One Priming Your Students for Love Banned from the Dorms 'til Junior Year! The Sincere Opportunist Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me TradeMyStudents.com BFN Promo Teaching & Dating In-House The Honor Roll (aka Countdown to 18) Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey Abusing the Student Aides (aka No Free Pass for Firefighters) Elementary Yearbook Photo Porn Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Running Free The Accidental Porno Presentation Custodial Porn Breaks Busted with Porn Prostitute for a Pre-Teen (aka The Awesome Uncle) Song: Permanent ME / Twenty Years Getting Out There, Getting Over It (aka Singles Paranoia) Sign-Off: Molding Those Oh-So-Young-and-Nubile Minds, It's BFN Networks! Song: Foo Fighters / Once And For All [Demo] http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1194999649 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070926-S16-Shortcuts_To_Seduction.mp3 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:52:28 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:55:45 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Things to Bide Your Time Now That You're Alone The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormone With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Big Spoon, Little Spoon Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor The New Singles Introductions (aka Adventurous, Frustrated & Suicidal) Mike's Fanbase Kyle's Night Out with Billy Bahrule The Damning Evidence (aka Papa Lovemonger Gets Busted) Don't Touch That Phone! Song: Kill The Alarm / Sit Up The End of Abstinence (aka Kyle Looks Forward to Fuckin'!) The Best Bad Timing (aka The Nomadic Bachelor) The Well-Digger Syndrome Sexual Liberation! Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea Things to Bide Your Time Now That You're Alone Germany: Schnitzel, Bratwurst & Lingerie Easy Flight, Tough Jet Lag Stolen German Condoms No Sign of Freaky European Lovin' (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) "Last Time I Was In Hamburg . . ." Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon (Tim Palmer Remix) Consolation & Comfort BFN Promo (aka A Spit in the Face) Mike & Maya's Upcoming Anniversary MarryOurDaughter.biz (aka Love & Devotion for the Price of a Used Car) A Good Ol' Fashioned Christian Daisy Chain (aka Voltron's Cock) Song: IKE / I Knew You When Blowjobs for the Rent Couple Plans to Adopt Teenage Runaway Sex Slave Clever Wordplay to Easy Street Song: Sense Field / A Letter To Elise Summer Fling with Your Former Student (aka Earn Your Game!) Painful Handjobs Teacher Adds Sex to Drama (aka Yeah, Mike, Yeah!) Song: Valley Lodge / That Song Secret Online Affair with Your Spouse Time to Do Everything Mike's Impromptu Sign-Off Song: Sad Little Stars / Don't Fuck With Love http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1192180639 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070921-S16-Heart_Wreckers.mp3 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:16:06 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:51:07 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation The following is a basic summary for the September 5, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Megan Buchwildere Madison Rosbar Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Do You Know Where Your Ovum Are? Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "Buchwildere's First Time" Introductions Egg Donation Edutainment The Double Standard of Donation (aka Cash for Bodily Fluids) How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation Inbreeding Safeguards Song: Powderfinger / I Don’t Remember The Endless Questionnaire (aka Pay To Be Picky) Make-A-Baby Program Vigorous Physical Testing Vaginal Ultrasounds (aka 16 Inches, 2 Condoms) Full & Ultra-Fertile Song: Apostle of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastien (BFN Live) The Return of Madison Rosbar BFN Promo Exotic Egg Samplers Two Scoops of Buchwildere (aka One Shy of a Dozen) The Heaviest Flow Song: Divorcee / SOS Finding the Right Couple (aka An Awkward Threesome) The Sister-In-Law Surrogate Scheme The Next Level of Prostitution (aka An Evening with Vincent Gallo) Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet The Mission to Nail Megan's Kids (aka Megan Appleggs) Booteggers to China Song: Shawn Colvin / The Chain 14 Days of Injections Exhausted with Extraction The Procedure (aka "Where's My Choco Taco?") Pain in the Ovaries Best Shot, Worst Shot (aka Egg Donation Espionage) Eastern European Egg Factories Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water Duggars Welcome 17th Child The Big Investment (aka One Exhausted Regular Joe) $636 Per Egg (aka Taxing the Ovaries) Sign-Off: $7000 For Your Finest Dozen, It's BFN Networks! Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1192180219 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070905-S16-Booteggers.mp3 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:16:06 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:24:47 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Sin and Scandal at the Housewarming Party The following is a basic summary for the August 29, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Teach a Mike to Fish . . . Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor BFN Introductions Bob's Bad Carma Continues (aka Waiting for a Tow Truck, Sleeping on the Lawn) Song: Acceptance / Take Cover Bob Kicks Himself Out of the Apartment Gaga for Lauren Song: Under the Influence of Giants / Mama's Room Bring on the Midnight Mistresses! The Confidence Booster Making Friends on the CTA Sin & Scandal at the Housewarming Party Who Are You Allowed to Fuck? Song: EELS / Woman Driving, Man Sleeping "I Love My Girlfriend!" The Divorce Days of Summer (aka "I'm Out! Keep the Kids!") Song: Fuel / Gone Officer's Wife Arrested for Prostitution Busted by Flowers (aka My Love for You is a Potato) Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Santo Gold) / Pretty Green Too Invested in Your Second Life Song: Lucero / Sweet Little Thing (BFN Live) No Love for the Late Night Commuter Weeding Out the Undesirables Sign-Off: Your Marriage is a Sham, It's BFN Networks! Song: Josh Ritter / Right Moves http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1189628013 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070830-S16-Virtual_Infidelities.mp3 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:14:56 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:53:13 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company The following is a basic summary for the August 22, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #86782467-U Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "We're Independent!" Sweet 16 BFN Introductions Exciting Job Opportunities in Antarctica (aka The Great Girlfriend Escape) Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake Mia Loses Her Shit (aka Why Mike & Kyle Are No Longer Allowed to Discuss Tubgirl and Tentacle Rape on BFN) Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle The Milestone of Summer 2007: Gauge Gets Wrecked & Stolen (aka The Chicago Phantom Strikes Again!) Song: Todd Martin / Know How It Feels In Pursuit of Gordo (aka Facing Off with the CPD) The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company Mike Stone, Hustled Suburbanite Carol Santiago, Drunken Rent Money Courier "Good Luck, Bro!" Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother Car Withdrawals Plane Destroys Woman's Home (aka Needless Collateral Damage) Selfish Semantics (aka What Is Your Life Worth?) Sign-Off: Beware the Logan Square Triangle, it's BFN Networks! Song: The Great Crusades / Paradise http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1188884102 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070822-S16-The_End_Of_An_Altima.mp3 Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:26:41 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:20:20 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air! The following is a basic summary for the July 10, 2007 season finale of BFN Networks (Season 15). Hormone With Feet: Bob Dubilina Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Chad Wilkens (via phone) Mike on the Mike Maya on the Mike Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Somebody's Gonna Have to Die Tonight Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "You're All Here!" BFN Introductions What We've Learned in Season 15 Word for the Day: Irrumatio Bi-Curious Girls & Their New Boyfriends (aka "Shit, Mike Got Here First!") Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo Once More, The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006 The BFN Guide to Midnight Mistresses (aka Keep 'Em Guessing, Act Confused) Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It Worst Seduction Ever Geek Squad Sued for Hiring Indiscriminant Voyeur (aka Rape in the Blood) The Masseur's Illicit Home Video Collection Kyle's Failed Future Marriage (aka "We're Working On It!") "Licensed" Tick Finder Busted (aka Rise of the Midnight Crabman) Conquering the Virgin (aka Just Gettin' the Tip In) Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song Lousy Roundtable BFN Promos Deputy Reprimanded for Surfing Non-Nude Sites (aka Breast Cancer "Research" Gone Awry) No Such Thing as a Free Jail Cell Sex Show Trooper Tickets Lovers in Fast Lane In Defense of Roadhead Song: Suzanne Vega / Bound Getting Out of Tickets Teen Buggers Barn Horse (aka The Seven Month Itch) Robbers Take Cash for First Date Cops Find Young Girl in Sex Offender’s Bed (aka Where Is This Chatroom!) Man Acquitted for "Accidental" Teen Voyeur Video (aka "Damnit, Woman, Stay Away from My Hard Drive!") Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds Psycho Brothers Stalk Realty Sisters (aka Retarded On British Time) Cell Phone Stalkers Not Welcome on Family Plan (aka Preteen Scream) Song: L.E. Mental / Thirstay News of the Weird: The Wrong One Night Stand Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jesus Christ, Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air! Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=fresh&action=display&thread=1186040272 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070710-S15-The_Seven_Month_Itch.mp3 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:21:54 -0700 Talk Radio no 02:29:15 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting The following is a basic summary for the June 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15). Hormone With Feet: Bob Dubilina Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Mike on the Mike Sara Poppins (via phone) SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: A Quick Glimpse of Heaven Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "Where Were You!" Introductions A Big BFN Announcement: Josephus Cunningham Stumbles into Fatherhood (aka Doomed! Doooooooooooomed!) Uncle Bob & Raw Bacon: Corruptors of Children Ravaged by Childbirth Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds The Girlfriend Moves In Girl to Bed Cost Ratio (aka 14 Threesomes, or Twins on a Queen) Song: The Ruse / Swallow You Not OK with OKCupid! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) Song: Superdrag / I Am Incinerator Female Truck Stop Condom Machine Vendor Rhyming Cockney as a Lethal Weapon Sara Poppins, Art Student Three-way Recruiter (aka Bob's Crash Course of the Cruel Real World) Song: Ben Harper / Gather 'Round The Stone Be Honest, Don’t Get Laid BFN Promo The Polite Pleasure Killer (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting (aka Vigilante Sex Games) Cockney Nut Job & Other British Sex Acts First WA Man to Get Charged with Bestiality (aka More Than One Way to Fuck a Horse) Song: Linkin Park / Shadow Of The Day R.I.P. Mr. Wizard Walken Or Connery? Naughty Wife Webcam Police Bust (aka With Regards to Paris Hilton and President Bush) Song: Dean Gray / Whatsername (Susanna Hoffs) Speak Softly, Carry a Sharp Sword Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe Cruel Love Notes & Angry Love Bites Sign-Off: Let's Break This Bed In, It's BFN Networks! Song: The Black Keys / When The Lights Go Out http://bfnnetworks.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=episodes&action=display&thread=1182792540 http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20070612-S15-Domestic_Bliss.mp3 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:17:53 -0700 Talk Radio no 01:58:30 Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago BFN Networks