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		<description><![CDATA[Broadcasting from a forgotten corner of downtown Chicago, BFN Networks is proud to spread its unique brand of unwholesome entertainment to the unwitting masses. Enjoy the lurid tales, weird news, bold declarations, risky propositions, dark humor, angry rants, wild interviews and great music that make BFN so outstanding and so... out there!

BFN Networks: We're Coming In Your Ears!

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		<itunes:summary>Broadcasting from a forgotten corner of downtown Chicago, BFN Networks is proud to spread its unique brand of unwholesome entertainment to the unwitting masses. Enjoy the lurid tales, weird news, bold declarations, risky propositions, dark humor, angry rants, wild interviews and great music that make BFN so outstanding and so... out there!

BFN Networks: We&apos;re Coming In Your Ears!

www.BFNinYourEars.com</itunes:summary>
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			<title>10/27/09: The Livers!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 27, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Rumor Has It (Ramos Lives!)
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Big News from a Perpetual Tease
Busy Bob Introductions
The Rainiest October
Lives Cut Short (aka A Week of Freak Accidents)
No Escaping Death (aka Never. Stop. Kicking!)
The Hermit's Epiphany (aka Props to the Livers!)
Vitamin Overdose
The Dangers of Living Life to the Fullest (aka Too Many Affairs to Remember)
The Inevitable Universal Breakdown
Crossing One Off the Bucket List (aka Bob Dubilina Ball Cancer – CHECK!)
Song: Mike Doughty / (You Should Be) Doubly [Gratified]
High on Hosting (aka Addicted to Validation)
The Most Important Rule for Organizing CS Meetings
Hey! Mr. Spaceman! Special CS Weekly Meeting
No Need for Applause!
Lack of Feedback on Big Events
A Substantial Financial Loss (aka "70% Is Not Good Enough!")
Song: Monsters Of Folk / Whole Lotta Losin'
Fleeced by Folkies
Bob's First Negative Reference:
Cristina's (Gracious) Negative Reference
Subject: Negative Review?
Bob's Positive Reference
What Really Happened That Night (aka A Summary of Borderline Scandalous Events)
Two Prevalent Theories (aka Taking Advantage vs. Misdirected Blame)
Coulda Woulda Shoulda! (Damnit!)
Seeking Assurance from Others
An Argument for Ambassador Renewal (aka CS Supreme Court Judge for Life!)
Subject: A Compromise (aka Final Appeal)
The Privilege of Bob Action!
Couch Without a Host
(Yet Respectfully) Disregarding All Boundaries
Polishing the Positive Reference
Mad Love for Those Made In Brasil!
Remember: There Are No Guarantees of Getting Laid (aka "Be A Gentleman!")
Best Reference to Date! (Besios, Brasilia!)
Impromptu Plans for BFN Oslo (aka Conquer Norway – CHECK!)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice?
The Terminally Unimpressed Surfer
A Premeditated Tsunami of Bogus Negative References
Kyle's Current School Schedule (aka Vicarious Living Through the Internets)
The Girl from Minneapolis (aka Fall Romance, Winter Heartbreak)
"Don't Mess with Injuns!"
The Yardstick of Civilization
The Smallpox Argument (& Other Unacceptable Remarks)
The New Limits of Dread
Bob Dubilina, Transition Boyfriend
An Unhinged Thought Process on the Momentum of Love
Kyle's (Surprising!) New Approach on Love (aka Live, Experience, GO!)
Song: Mumford & Sons / Little Lion Man
Writing Workshop Breakthroughs:
I'm Not Ready For This Relationship: The Game!
The Listmaker Gives Permission to Let It Go
Kyle Prefers to Go It Solo
Falling Asleep During Sex
The Wonders of SleepSex!
Sleeptalkers
No Sleep 'Til Oslo!
PLEASE BE SAFE!
Sign-Off: Don't Live Your Life in the Fridge, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Are You Listening? 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Robin Lore, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Dangers of Living Life to the Fullest</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 27, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Rumor Has It (Ramos Lives!)
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Big News from a Perpetual Tease
Busy Bob Introductions
The Rainiest October
Lives Cut Short (aka A Week of Freak Accidents)
No Escaping Death (aka Never. Stop. Kicking!)
The Hermit&apos;s Epiphany (aka Props to the Livers!)
Vitamin Overdose
The Dangers of Living Life to the Fullest (aka Too Many Affairs to Remember)
The Inevitable Universal Breakdown
Crossing One Off the Bucket List (aka Bob Dubilina Ball Cancer – CHECK!)
Song: Mike Doughty / (You Should Be) Doubly [Gratified]
High on Hosting (aka Addicted to Validation)
The Most Important Rule for Organizing CS Meetings
Hey! Mr. Spaceman! Special CS Weekly Meeting
No Need for Applause!
Lack of Feedback on Big Events
A Substantial Financial Loss (aka &quot;70% Is Not Good Enough!&quot;)
Song: Monsters Of Folk / Whole Lotta Losin&apos;
Fleeced by Folkies
Bob&apos;s First Negative Reference:
Cristina&apos;s (Gracious) Negative Reference
Subject: Negative Review?
Bob&apos;s Positive Reference
What Really Happened That Night (aka A Summary of Borderline Scandalous Events)
Two Prevalent Theories (aka Taking Advantage vs. Misdirected Blame)
Coulda Woulda Shoulda! (Damnit!)
Seeking Assurance from Others
An Argument for Ambassador Renewal (aka CS Supreme Court Judge for Life!)
Subject: A Compromise (aka Final Appeal)
The Privilege of Bob Action!
Couch Without a Host
(Yet Respectfully) Disregarding All Boundaries
Polishing the Positive Reference
Mad Love for Those Made In Brasil!
Remember: There Are No Guarantees of Getting Laid (aka &quot;Be A Gentleman!&quot;)
Best Reference to Date! (Besios, Brasilia!)
Impromptu Plans for BFN Oslo (aka Conquer Norway – CHECK!)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice?
The Terminally Unimpressed Surfer
A Premeditated Tsunami of Bogus Negative References
Kyle&apos;s Current School Schedule (aka Vicarious Living Through the Internets)
The Girl from Minneapolis (aka Fall Romance, Winter Heartbreak)
&quot;Don&apos;t Mess with Injuns!&quot;
The Yardstick of Civilization
The Smallpox Argument (&amp; Other Unacceptable Remarks)
The New Limits of Dread
Bob Dubilina, Transition Boyfriend
An Unhinged Thought Process on the Momentum of Love
Kyle&apos;s (Surprising!) New Approach on Love (aka Live, Experience, GO!)
Song: Mumford &amp; Sons / Little Lion Man
Writing Workshop Breakthroughs:
I&apos;m Not Ready For This Relationship: The Game!
The Listmaker Gives Permission to Let It Go
Kyle Prefers to Go It Solo
Falling Asleep During Sex
The Wonders of SleepSex!
Sleeptalkers
No Sleep &apos;Til Oslo!
PLEASE BE SAFE!
Sign-Off: Don&apos;t Live Your Life in the Fridge, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Are You Listening? 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak &amp; Ash, Robin Lore, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<title>10/06/09: Hint of a Spark</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 6, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Alphabet of Seduction
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) 
Introductions & Overdue Promotions
Maya Donates Her Eggs (aka Baby Goes the Dynamite!)
Highlighted in the Donor's Catalogue (aka Photogenic as First Priority)
Request for an Average Egg
HOLY SHIT! 23 EGGS!
The Next Generation of Dubilina Conquests (aka Seducing the Maya & Megan Superbaby!)
"I Miss Megan . . . 's Boobs."
No Apologies for Future Offenses
Song: Joshua James / Magazine
Time to Tackle the Love Life
Price Cap on Egg Donation
Padding the Hours on the Paycheck
Mo' Money, All Problems (aka Wanted: Naked Biographer)
A Night Out with Naked Girls Reading (aka Hardcore Book Learnin')
"Seriously, Suspend Your Disbelief" (aka Nudity + Literacy = JOY!)
Failed "Naked Girl" Franchises
Blatantly (Albeit Tastefully) Seduced by Sofi Minx
BFN Recommends: F. Gonzalez-Crussi's Days of the Dead (Preferably Read by a Naked Girl)
Song: The Fags / Here's Looking At You
Naked Audience Singing!
High Demand for Literate Prey
Crazy Jenna's Preemptive Attacks (aka Swinger/Player/Shithead)
The Loaded Question
Burned Up & Walking Wounded
The Rejected & Deflected Method (aka "Where's My Fucking Friend?!")
The Hostile & Derisive Approach (aka His Honesty = Her Ammunition)
Bob's Nightmare Roommate Scenario
Song: Collective Soul / Why Pt. 2
Fight Assumption with Prying Personal Questions!
Guilty Until Proven Negative
Lost in Distraction
(Explosively) Cutting Your Losses
Hints of a Spark:
Stupid-Smitten with Silje (aka The Jamie Blythe Effect)
Her Perception vs. His Reality
Romanian Wildcat Fling
Convoluted (& Conflicting) Majority Opinion
Explaining vs. Defending (aka "But What Are You?")
"This Relationship Has an Expiration Date."
Outsourcing All Romantic Pursuits (aka Windy City Lover Ghost Town)
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don't Want What You Got (Goin' On)
Malakov Tango:
The U-Haul of Baggage
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
One More Round
A Most Frustrating Disconnect
The Essence of Dubilina
"You Don't Belong to Me."
To Fuck Around or Not to Fuck Around (aka Existential Dating)
"I Want the Best of You!"
Too Late for a Second First Impression (aka Minor League Housesitter)
"There Are No Prime Candidates!"
Song: Sense Field / Burn
Bob Dubilina, Late Night Taxi Driver
Naked Bob Driving!
The Final Word
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Clothing Optional!
Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>There Are No Prime Candidates!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 6, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Alphabet of Seduction
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) 
Introductions &amp; Overdue Promotions
Maya Donates Her Eggs (aka Baby Goes the Dynamite!)
Highlighted in the Donor&apos;s Catalogue (aka Photogenic as First Priority)
Request for an Average Egg
HOLY SHIT! 23 EGGS!
The Next Generation of Dubilina Conquests (aka Seducing the Maya &amp; Megan Superbaby!)
&quot;I Miss Megan . . . &apos;s Boobs.&quot;
No Apologies for Future Offenses
Song: Joshua James / Magazine
Time to Tackle the Love Life
Price Cap on Egg Donation
Padding the Hours on the Paycheck
Mo&apos; Money, All Problems (aka Wanted: Naked Biographer)
A Night Out with Naked Girls Reading (aka Hardcore Book Learnin&apos;)
&quot;Seriously, Suspend Your Disbelief&quot; (aka Nudity + Literacy = JOY!)
Failed &quot;Naked Girl&quot; Franchises
Blatantly (Albeit Tastefully) Seduced by Sofi Minx
BFN Recommends: F. Gonzalez-Crussi&apos;s Days of the Dead (Preferably Read by a Naked Girl)
Song: The Fags / Here&apos;s Looking At You
Naked Audience Singing!
High Demand for Literate Prey
Crazy Jenna&apos;s Preemptive Attacks (aka Swinger/Player/Shithead)
The Loaded Question
Burned Up &amp; Walking Wounded
The Rejected &amp; Deflected Method (aka &quot;Where&apos;s My Fucking Friend?!&quot;)
The Hostile &amp; Derisive Approach (aka His Honesty = Her Ammunition)
Bob&apos;s Nightmare Roommate Scenario
Song: Collective Soul / Why Pt. 2
Fight Assumption with Prying Personal Questions!
Guilty Until Proven Negative
Lost in Distraction
(Explosively) Cutting Your Losses
Hints of a Spark:
Stupid-Smitten with Silje (aka The Jamie Blythe Effect)
Her Perception vs. His Reality
Romanian Wildcat Fling
Convoluted (&amp; Conflicting) Majority Opinion
Explaining vs. Defending (aka &quot;But What Are You?&quot;)
&quot;This Relationship Has an Expiration Date.&quot;
Outsourcing All Romantic Pursuits (aka Windy City Lover Ghost Town)
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don&apos;t Want What You Got (Goin&apos; On)
Malakov Tango:
The U-Haul of Baggage
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
One More Round
A Most Frustrating Disconnect
The Essence of Dubilina
&quot;You Don&apos;t Belong to Me.&quot;
To Fuck Around or Not to Fuck Around (aka Existential Dating)
&quot;I Want the Best of You!&quot;
Too Late for a Second First Impression (aka Minor League Housesitter)
&quot;There Are No Prime Candidates!&quot;
Song: Sense Field / Burn
Bob Dubilina, Late Night Taxi Driver
Naked Bob Driving!
The Final Word
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Clothing Optional!
Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>10/04/09: The Many Aliases of Erik Edelman</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 4, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Special Guest:
Robin Lore 

SUMMARY:
A Very Special Guest for Long-Anticipated Episode
Robin Lore Market Saturation
Who Is Erik Edelman?
Part One: David Taylor
That Fateful Emergency Couch Request
Digging for Verification (aka Curiosity Killed the Bobcat)
Now That's an Impressive (Fictional) Profile!
Following Up on the Only Viable Thread (aka Desperately Seeking Robin)
The Story of a Lifetime (aka JACKPOT!)
Song: Fuel / Gone
Robin's Choice (Ideally Sponsored by Leinenkugel Berry Weiss!)
Part Two: Daniel Franelli
A Mind-Boggling List of Aliases (aka Erik Edelman aka Joe Taylor aka John Smith aka Slevin Strempt aka Daniel Franelli)
That Fateful First Encounter
The Dashing Young Spendthrift
A Peculiar Family History
The Wad of Cash Trick
Long Distance Love Affair
The Upstart L.A. Couple
First Signs of Strange Behavior (aka Secret Phone Calls & Spotty Finances)
A Serious Commitment on Each Coast
A Plethora of Petty Crimes and Broken Hearts
Extravagant House Hunting
Complicated (Adopted) Family History
Wisconsin Family Reunion
Kindred Suckers
Housing Crisis
Missing Mercedes
The Con Artist's Grand Exit:
Big Move for the Dream Job
Sal Fronts the Money (and Emergency Funds!)
Stranded in Chicago
One Shocking Discovery After Another (aka Unraveling the Mysteries)
Homeless, Broke & Heartbroken (aka "Don't Fuck with My Credit!")
"I'll Tell You Anything You Want to Know."
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
Part Three: Erik Edelman
Criminal History
Even More Complicated Family History
The Compulsive Chameleon
Getting Ugly with Crown Royal
The $500,000 Swindle
Securing Bail – In-House!
The Long & Twisted Trail of Cons:
An Assortment of Rumored Warrants
The Accidental Confessor
Why Chicago?!
Chicago Couchsurfer Sting Declined
No Go on a Citizen's Arrest?
Slevin Strempt's Couchsurfing Profile
A Complete & Utter Fascination with Sociopaths
Brazen & Shameless (aka The Boy Who Skipped Sesame Street)
Dating & Darwin's Theory of Evolution (aka Survival of the Scumbaggiest)
Thankful for a Clean Bill of Health
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
The Couchsurfer Networking Con: A Theory
Part Four: Joe Taylor
Rideshare to Oregon Gone Wrong
A Surprising Number of Alleged Charges
Every Intent to Explore This Subject Further
"How Dare You Ruin This City for Someone Else!"
Still Surprised How the Fickle Girl Got It So Wrong
Edelman's Web
The Power of Choice (aka The Hardest Lesson to Learn)
Putting This Story to Rest
"Trust Me, Everything Will Be Okay!"
For More Info on Singer-Songwriter Robin Lore: http://www.myspace.com/robinlore
Sign-Off: We're Two Steps Behind Ya, Erik, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Robin Lore / Looking Around The Room (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!) 

IMPORTANT NOTE: To listen to our hilarious and wonderful in-studio interview with singer-songwriter Robin Lore – and to download four exclusive, in-studio performances! – go HERE!



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you! 
www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Who Is Erik Edelman?</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 4, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Special Guest:
Robin Lore 

SUMMARY:
A Very Special Guest for Long-Anticipated Episode
Robin Lore Market Saturation
Who Is Erik Edelman?
Part One: David Taylor
That Fateful Emergency Couch Request
Digging for Verification (aka Curiosity Killed the Bobcat)
Now That&apos;s an Impressive (Fictional) Profile!
Following Up on the Only Viable Thread (aka Desperately Seeking Robin)
The Story of a Lifetime (aka JACKPOT!)
Song: Fuel / Gone
Robin&apos;s Choice (Ideally Sponsored by Leinenkugel Berry Weiss!)
Part Two: Daniel Franelli
A Mind-Boggling List of Aliases (aka Erik Edelman aka Joe Taylor aka John Smith aka Slevin Strempt aka Daniel Franelli)
That Fateful First Encounter
The Dashing Young Spendthrift
A Peculiar Family History
The Wad of Cash Trick
Long Distance Love Affair
The Upstart L.A. Couple
First Signs of Strange Behavior (aka Secret Phone Calls &amp; Spotty Finances)
A Serious Commitment on Each Coast
A Plethora of Petty Crimes and Broken Hearts
Extravagant House Hunting
Complicated (Adopted) Family History
Wisconsin Family Reunion
Kindred Suckers
Housing Crisis
Missing Mercedes
The Con Artist&apos;s Grand Exit:
Big Move for the Dream Job
Sal Fronts the Money (and Emergency Funds!)
Stranded in Chicago
One Shocking Discovery After Another (aka Unraveling the Mysteries)
Homeless, Broke &amp; Heartbroken (aka &quot;Don&apos;t Fuck with My Credit!&quot;)
&quot;I&apos;ll Tell You Anything You Want to Know.&quot;
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
Part Three: Erik Edelman
Criminal History
Even More Complicated Family History
The Compulsive Chameleon
Getting Ugly with Crown Royal
The $500,000 Swindle
Securing Bail – In-House!
The Long &amp; Twisted Trail of Cons:
An Assortment of Rumored Warrants
The Accidental Confessor
Why Chicago?!
Chicago Couchsurfer Sting Declined
No Go on a Citizen&apos;s Arrest?
Slevin Strempt&apos;s Couchsurfing Profile
A Complete &amp; Utter Fascination with Sociopaths
Brazen &amp; Shameless (aka The Boy Who Skipped Sesame Street)
Dating &amp; Darwin&apos;s Theory of Evolution (aka Survival of the Scumbaggiest)
Thankful for a Clean Bill of Health
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
The Couchsurfer Networking Con: A Theory
Part Four: Joe Taylor
Rideshare to Oregon Gone Wrong
A Surprising Number of Alleged Charges
Every Intent to Explore This Subject Further
&quot;How Dare You Ruin This City for Someone Else!&quot;
Still Surprised How the Fickle Girl Got It So Wrong
Edelman&apos;s Web
The Power of Choice (aka The Hardest Lesson to Learn)
Putting This Story to Rest
&quot;Trust Me, Everything Will Be Okay!&quot;
For More Info on Singer-Songwriter Robin Lore: http://www.myspace.com/robinlore
Sign-Off: We&apos;re Two Steps Behind Ya, Erik, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Robin Lore / Looking Around The Room (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!) 

IMPORTANT NOTE: To listen to our hilarious and wonderful in-studio interview with singer-songwriter Robin Lore – and to download four exclusive, in-studio performances! – go HERE!



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you! 
www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<title>09/29/09: The Pirates of Palmer Square</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 29, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Travesty
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
First Filed Grievance Introductions
The Importance of an Owner-Operated Home Studio
Cryptic Texts from Late Arrivals
Song: Street Sweeper Social Club / 100 Little Curses
The Soundtrack of Civic Responsibility
Bob Hates Moving (aka Cluttered House)
Henry's Annual Autumnal Relocation
Last Sunday Rush
Shooting the Shit at the U-Haul Fortress
8x10 Living Arrangements
An Army of Mobile Living Units (aka Transform My Truck!)
The Perception of Insurance
Chicago Alley Commute Challenge
The Pirates of Palmer Square
Impromptu Moving Sale
"That's My Shit!"
Bicycle Batman vs. Captain Hank
Pretty, Hungry, Homeless Girls
Vicious David Lee Roth Worship Cycle
Song: Biffy Clyro / That Golden Rule
Hunting Your Couchsurfers (Attempt #1)
Bob's Regular Daily Schedule
Just Say No to Comforter Wipes
Roommate Rift at the Mouse House (aka A Fight About Toiletries)
The Horror of Chinese Outhouses
Why America is the Greatest Country in the World
Couchsurfers Get Their Own Personal Roll
Song: Joshua James / Magazine
Joshua James, Führer of Folk
Hunting Your Couchsurfers (Attempt #2)
Packing & Drinking
False Fire Alarm
Living with Freaks
The Sentient Microwave
A Long List of Hall Family Issues (aka The Hungry Man Blunder)
Song: Kate Voegele / Inside Out
Young Rock Starlet’s Dilemma
Finally(!), Hunting Your Couchsurfers:
A Fine "Fuck Off!" to All You Ignorant Surfers! (A Special, Pent-Up Bob Dubilina Rant)
This Is Not A Hostel! (aka A Most Unique Couchsurfing Experience)
An Entire Week of Naked Time!
Couchsurfer Withdrawals
Unconsciously Stuck on Hunting Mode
Song: Indigenous / C'mon Suzie
Private Piracy (feat. George Michael & Maynard James Keenan)
The Deadliest Diet
Sign-Off: 16-Ply To Rule Them All, It's BFN Networks!
Song: TOOL / Crawl Away



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www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>An Army of Mobile Living Units (aka Tangent City)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 29, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Travesty
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
First Filed Grievance Introductions
The Importance of an Owner-Operated Home Studio
Cryptic Texts from Late Arrivals
Song: Street Sweeper Social Club / 100 Little Curses
The Soundtrack of Civic Responsibility
Bob Hates Moving (aka Cluttered House)
Henry&apos;s Annual Autumnal Relocation
Last Sunday Rush
Shooting the Shit at the U-Haul Fortress
8x10 Living Arrangements
An Army of Mobile Living Units (aka Transform My Truck!)
The Perception of Insurance
Chicago Alley Commute Challenge
The Pirates of Palmer Square
Impromptu Moving Sale
&quot;That&apos;s My Shit!&quot;
Bicycle Batman vs. Captain Hank
Pretty, Hungry, Homeless Girls
Vicious David Lee Roth Worship Cycle
Song: Biffy Clyro / That Golden Rule
Hunting Your Couchsurfers (Attempt #1)
Bob&apos;s Regular Daily Schedule
Just Say No to Comforter Wipes
Roommate Rift at the Mouse House (aka A Fight About Toiletries)
The Horror of Chinese Outhouses
Why America is the Greatest Country in the World
Couchsurfers Get Their Own Personal Roll
Song: Joshua James / Magazine
Joshua James, Führer of Folk
Hunting Your Couchsurfers (Attempt #2)
Packing &amp; Drinking
False Fire Alarm
Living with Freaks
The Sentient Microwave
A Long List of Hall Family Issues (aka The Hungry Man Blunder)
Song: Kate Voegele / Inside Out
Young Rock Starlet’s Dilemma
Finally(!), Hunting Your Couchsurfers:
A Fine &quot;Fuck Off!&quot; to All You Ignorant Surfers! (A Special, Pent-Up Bob Dubilina Rant)
This Is Not A Hostel! (aka A Most Unique Couchsurfing Experience)
An Entire Week of Naked Time!
Couchsurfer Withdrawals
Unconsciously Stuck on Hunting Mode
Song: Indigenous / C&apos;mon Suzie
Private Piracy (feat. George Michael &amp; Maynard James Keenan)
The Deadliest Diet
Sign-Off: 16-Ply To Rule Them All, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: TOOL / Crawl Away



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:35:13 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<title>09/22/09: Primer: Season 20 Edition</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 22, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall

SUMMARY:
BFN Special Opener: Final Stretch 'Til 21
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Curse of Henry Hall (aka Co-Host Transference)
Henry's Big Move (aka All the Charactistics of an Ideal Roommate)
Bob Dubilina as Social Albatross
Domineering Friendship Introductions
Song: David Gray / Draw The Line
BFN: Bob's Public Diary
A Summary of Season 19:
The Aftermath of Veronica
Kit's Betrayal, Penny's Assumptions & Tilda's Rejection
Henry's Shrewd Advice (aka Blatant Lies & Shiny Gifts)
Time Gives Perspective (aka Don't Polish the Turd!)
Summer of Anger:
Channeling Frustration into Something Productive
Self-Hatred as the Perfect Motivator
Furious Aerobics
Violent Fantasies (aka Bob's New Career Move)
Full Endorsement for Crippling Gas Tax
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Trainbomber
Honesty Makes Everything Worse (aka Monogamous Mahogany)
Surfing with Sharks
Plans for a Proper Suicide (aka Limited Edition Hall)
Golden Albatross of Love
The Impossible Hurdle to Overcome
The Replacement Theory
Visible Scars from Previous Heartbreaks
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Blood Drops
Co-Host Negotiations
Compounding Heartbreak
(Finally) Accepting the Outcome (and Learning from Your Mistakes)
Wishing Kit Nothing But the Best
Missing Penny
Finding Closure Through Conversational Confession
'Tis Better to Remain Curious
Song: Pete Yorn / Paradise Cove
Life Summary in Three Lyrics
Aggravated Tardiness
Hate Yourself, Inc.
Sign-Off: There's Always a Silver Lining in the Seething, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives / Passover

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak & Ash (Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>(Finally) Accepting the Outcome (aka Season 19 Synopsis)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 22, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 20).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall

SUMMARY:
BFN Special Opener: Final Stretch &apos;Til 21
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Curse of Henry Hall (aka Co-Host Transference)
Henry&apos;s Big Move (aka All the Charactistics of an Ideal Roommate)
Bob Dubilina as Social Albatross
Domineering Friendship Introductions
Song: David Gray / Draw The Line
BFN: Bob&apos;s Public Diary
A Summary of Season 19:
The Aftermath of Veronica
Kit&apos;s Betrayal, Penny&apos;s Assumptions &amp; Tilda&apos;s Rejection
Henry&apos;s Shrewd Advice (aka Blatant Lies &amp; Shiny Gifts)
Time Gives Perspective (aka Don&apos;t Polish the Turd!)
Summer of Anger:
Channeling Frustration into Something Productive
Self-Hatred as the Perfect Motivator
Furious Aerobics
Violent Fantasies (aka Bob&apos;s New Career Move)
Full Endorsement for Crippling Gas Tax
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Trainbomber
Honesty Makes Everything Worse (aka Monogamous Mahogany)
Surfing with Sharks
Plans for a Proper Suicide (aka Limited Edition Hall)
Golden Albatross of Love
The Impossible Hurdle to Overcome
The Replacement Theory
Visible Scars from Previous Heartbreaks
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Blood Drops
Co-Host Negotiations
Compounding Heartbreak
(Finally) Accepting the Outcome (and Learning from Your Mistakes)
Wishing Kit Nothing But the Best
Missing Penny
Finding Closure Through Conversational Confession
&apos;Tis Better to Remain Curious
Song: Pete Yorn / Paradise Cove
Life Summary in Three Lyrics
Aggravated Tardiness
Hate Yourself, Inc.
Sign-Off: There&apos;s Always a Silver Lining in the Seething, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives / Passover

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:52:23 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:49:09</itunes:duration>
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			<title>07/26/09: Rude Awakenings</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 26, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Maya Dynamite!
Haley Ukulele

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule
The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)
AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating & Hanging Myself)
Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)
The Only Solution to All Bob's Problems
Neutral Future (at Burger King)
Desperate & Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)
"Convince Her That She Can't Do Better!"
Kyle's Favorite Game
Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse
Most Compliments Given in a Minute
A Season of Epiphanies (aka "Yes, It Really Is That Bad!")
The Truly Hopeless Romantic:
The Only One of His Kind
No Say in the Matter
How Honest Is Too Honest?
Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka "I Miss You" as a Loaded Gun)
A Lack of Genuine Connections
Location & Environment
Compromises, Excuses & Cop-Outs
"Am I Really Making Progress Here?!" (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)
Will Passion Always Be a Liability?
A Desire to Start at Zero
Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach
"Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?"
Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)
"You Create Your Own Perception!" (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob's Albatross)
"When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?"
A Real Fucking Shame
Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am
Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic
Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts
7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host
The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)
The Cockblocking Wingman
Girls with Boyfriends
"Be the Better Guy!"
The "Maybe" Trap
The Charitable Make-Out
Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture
Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird
Haley's God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)
Worldly Genitalia
Internment Camps for Assholes
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling 


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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak & Ash (Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Truly Hopeless Romantic</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 26, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Maya Dynamite!
Haley Ukulele

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule
The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)
AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating &amp; Hanging Myself)
Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)
The Only Solution to All Bob&apos;s Problems
Neutral Future (at Burger King)
Desperate &amp; Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)
&quot;Convince Her That She Can&apos;t Do Better!&quot;
Kyle&apos;s Favorite Game
Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse
Most Compliments Given in a Minute
A Season of Epiphanies (aka &quot;Yes, It Really Is That Bad!&quot;)
The Truly Hopeless Romantic:
The Only One of His Kind
No Say in the Matter
How Honest Is Too Honest?
Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka &quot;I Miss You&quot; as a Loaded Gun)
A Lack of Genuine Connections
Location &amp; Environment
Compromises, Excuses &amp; Cop-Outs
&quot;Am I Really Making Progress Here?!&quot; (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)
Will Passion Always Be a Liability?
A Desire to Start at Zero
Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach
&quot;Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?&quot;
Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)
&quot;You Create Your Own Perception!&quot; (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob&apos;s Albatross)
&quot;When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?&quot;
A Real Fucking Shame
Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am
Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic
Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts
7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host
The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)
The Cockblocking Wingman
Girls with Boyfriends
&quot;Be the Better Guy!&quot;
The &quot;Maybe&quot; Trap
The Charitable Make-Out
Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture
Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird
Haley&apos;s God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)
Worldly Genitalia
Internment Camps for Assholes
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>07/11/09: Summer of Rosbar</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 11, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Maya Dynamite!
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Single Yet Still Unattainable
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Welcome Back, Rosbar!" Introductions
A Year's Worth of Debauchery
Friday Night Crazy Chick Jackpot:
The Appeal of Damaged Goods
Crazy Emily (aka The Selfish Cuddler)
Jessie On the Prowl
Hungry for Madison (aka No Time for Privacy)
The Ultimate Out (aka Red Light on Gurnee)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Continuing Saga of Crazy Emily:
The Real Importance of Maintaining Good Relations
The (Conveniently) Misplaced Phone
Clearing the Debt (aka Forgiveness via 90 Minutes of Oral)
"Don't Answer That Text!" (aka The Opportunistic Cost-Benefit Analysis)
Amp It Up or Walk Away
New Plan for Next Time ('Cause There Will Always Be A "Next Time!")
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / The Boat Song (We're Getting Loaded)
Rosbar Fought The Law (& The Law Won!)
Song: Was (Not Was) / Dad I'm In Jail!
Summer of Sobriety 2009:
Chicago with Clear Eyes
"So How Do You Pass the Time?"
Keeping an Eye Out for Vengeful Law Enforcement (aka Madison Goes to Supermax!)
Sign-Off: Rock Me, Mr. Rosbar, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo 

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www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Rosbar Fought The Law (&amp; The Law Won!)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 11, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Maya Dynamite!
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Single Yet Still Unattainable
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Welcome Back, Rosbar!&quot; Introductions
A Year&apos;s Worth of Debauchery
Friday Night Crazy Chick Jackpot:
The Appeal of Damaged Goods
Crazy Emily (aka The Selfish Cuddler)
Jessie On the Prowl
Hungry for Madison (aka No Time for Privacy)
The Ultimate Out (aka Red Light on Gurnee)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Continuing Saga of Crazy Emily:
The Real Importance of Maintaining Good Relations
The (Conveniently) Misplaced Phone
Clearing the Debt (aka Forgiveness via 90 Minutes of Oral)
&quot;Don&apos;t Answer That Text!&quot; (aka The Opportunistic Cost-Benefit Analysis)
Amp It Up or Walk Away
New Plan for Next Time (&apos;Cause There Will Always Be A &quot;Next Time!&quot;)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / The Boat Song (We&apos;re Getting Loaded)
Rosbar Fought The Law (&amp; The Law Won!)
Song: Was (Not Was) / Dad I&apos;m In Jail!
Summer of Sobriety 2009:
Chicago with Clear Eyes
&quot;So How Do You Pass the Time?&quot;
Keeping an Eye Out for Vengeful Law Enforcement (aka Madison Goes to Supermax!)
Sign-Off: Rock Me, Mr. Rosbar, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>07/01/09: Swede|Scot|Rock!</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 1, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN (Sound Check) Opener: Bic That Shit!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Worldly Introductions
Dubilina's Swede|Scot Invasion (aka Berserker Blitzkrieg?)
Sweden as a College Dorm
Foreign Candies
Cultural Mythbusting (aka Fat Germans & Australian Trolls)
A Taste of Djungelvral!
Scandanavian Blowjob Fetish: A Theory (aka The Official Swedish Greeting!)
Song: Jenny Owen Youngs / Led To The Sea
Driving to Europe (aka Pro-Pangea)
Breaking News: Kyle to Swim the Atlantic!
Atlantic Vice! (Directed by Michael Mann)
Top 3 "Kyle vs. Wild" Scenarios (aka Breaking the Species Barrier)
The Air India Incident:
Delayed Flight Limbo
(Purposely) Stranded in Newark
No Guarantees for the Next Flight
United (Finally!) Steps Up
Last Lufthansa of the Evening
The Scariest Wake-Up Call
Scrambling for a Confirmation
FUCK Air India! Let the Boycott Begin!
Song: Rick Springfield / Time Stand Still
RICK SPRINGFIELD LIVES! (AND ROCKS!)
Back to Prom! (aka 18 Again . . . and Again)
The Primary Directive of Threesomes & Foursomes (aka NO ONE GETS LEFT OUT!)
Frankfurt: Mea Culpa
Desperately Seeking Nadja
Boring City, Beautiful Girl
Her Self-Loathing vs. His High Hopes
Unwavering Self-Restraint as the Height of Stupidity
Friend or Fuck Buddy - Choose Wisely!
"No One to Blame But Myself! (Damnit!)"
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
Sweden: Rainy Day Riots
Niki & Fernanda – Ground Zero for Good Times!
Trafficking Your Girl Friends (aka Appraising Lisa & Maya)
Courting the Swedes
Kyle's Pride Parade Proposition (aka Spitroasting Ramos)
Spontaneous, Drunken Party Purchases
Seducing the Back-Up Host at the Birthday Bash
The Perfect Black-Out
Slim Pickings at Rockkaraoke
It's True! Sweden Is a Dorm!
Creepy Guys Have the Best Stories
"It's in the Name!"
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Scotland: Daniel and the Damaged Goods
Long-Awaited Reunion with the HSB!
Debz' Riotous Dinner Party
Cockblocked by Scottish Hairy Manback
Just Say NO to Chicago Nerd School Parties!
"Seriously, You Could Do Better."
Different Country, Same Ol' Bullshit
No Clue How to Seize the Moment (aka NOW OR NEVER! GET IT?!)
Thankful for Good Hosts & Fellow Surfers
Song: Biffy Clyro / Who's Got A Match?
The Air India Incident, Pt. II:
Longer Delays with New Passenger Check-In Program
White Trash Mother & Her Screaming Infant
Worst. Customer Service. Ever.
One Incredible "Welcome Back!" (aka Bob's First Foursome!) (aka "Take That, Whitman!")
Sign-Off: Take the Goddamn Boat, It's BFN Networks
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Meet Me By The River's Edge



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak & Ash (Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dubilina&apos;s Swede|Scot Invasion!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 1, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN (Sound Check) Opener: Bic That Shit!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Worldly Introductions
Dubilina&apos;s Swede|Scot Invasion (aka Berserker Blitzkrieg?)
Sweden as a College Dorm
Foreign Candies
Cultural Mythbusting (aka Fat Germans &amp; Australian Trolls)
A Taste of Djungelvral!
Scandanavian Blowjob Fetish: A Theory (aka The Official Swedish Greeting!)
Song: Jenny Owen Youngs / Led To The Sea
Driving to Europe (aka Pro-Pangea)
Breaking News: Kyle to Swim the Atlantic!
Atlantic Vice! (Directed by Michael Mann)
Top 3 &quot;Kyle vs. Wild&quot; Scenarios (aka Breaking the Species Barrier)
The Air India Incident:
Delayed Flight Limbo
(Purposely) Stranded in Newark
No Guarantees for the Next Flight
United (Finally!) Steps Up
Last Lufthansa of the Evening
The Scariest Wake-Up Call
Scrambling for a Confirmation
FUCK Air India! Let the Boycott Begin!
Song: Rick Springfield / Time Stand Still
RICK SPRINGFIELD LIVES! (AND ROCKS!)
Back to Prom! (aka 18 Again . . . and Again)
The Primary Directive of Threesomes &amp; Foursomes (aka NO ONE GETS LEFT OUT!)
Frankfurt: Mea Culpa
Desperately Seeking Nadja
Boring City, Beautiful Girl
Her Self-Loathing vs. His High Hopes
Unwavering Self-Restraint as the Height of Stupidity
Friend or Fuck Buddy - Choose Wisely!
&quot;No One to Blame But Myself! (Damnit!)&quot;
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
Sweden: Rainy Day Riots
Niki &amp; Fernanda – Ground Zero for Good Times!
Trafficking Your Girl Friends (aka Appraising Lisa &amp; Maya)
Courting the Swedes
Kyle&apos;s Pride Parade Proposition (aka Spitroasting Ramos)
Spontaneous, Drunken Party Purchases
Seducing the Back-Up Host at the Birthday Bash
The Perfect Black-Out
Slim Pickings at Rockkaraoke
It&apos;s True! Sweden Is a Dorm!
Creepy Guys Have the Best Stories
&quot;It&apos;s in the Name!&quot;
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Scotland: Daniel and the Damaged Goods
Long-Awaited Reunion with the HSB!
Debz&apos; Riotous Dinner Party
Cockblocked by Scottish Hairy Manback
Just Say NO to Chicago Nerd School Parties!
&quot;Seriously, You Could Do Better.&quot;
Different Country, Same Ol&apos; Bullshit
No Clue How to Seize the Moment (aka NOW OR NEVER! GET IT?!)
Thankful for Good Hosts &amp; Fellow Surfers
Song: Biffy Clyro / Who&apos;s Got A Match?
The Air India Incident, Pt. II:
Longer Delays with New Passenger Check-In Program
White Trash Mother &amp; Her Screaming Infant
Worst. Customer Service. Ever.
One Incredible &quot;Welcome Back!&quot; (aka Bob&apos;s First Foursome!) (aka &quot;Take That, Whitman!&quot;)
Sign-Off: Take the Goddamn Boat, It&apos;s BFN Networks
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Meet Me By The River&apos;s Edge



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<title>06/02/09: Domino Effect</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the June 2, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Ol' Reliable & The Future Unknown
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Incredibly Belated El Lobo Furioso: Best Songs of 2008
4G Break-Ups (aka Love & Loss in 140 Characters)
Broken Lighthouse Introductions
Song: Tina Dico / Stains
"Have You Had Sex Recently?" (aka Vaginal Bailout)
Snatch & Bits: The Story of Andrew "Dice" Dubilina
Better Men Were Here Before You (aka Pigging on Ramos)
The Perceived Threat of the Ex
Dubilina's Ultimate Bedroom Dealbreaker
Overcoming Insecurities
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me
Kit's Final Flight:
Surprise in Bob's Inbox
$200 to Never See Her Again
Cliché Cunty Artist Expressions
Love Deserves Honesty
Five Sentences to Discuss
Communication Is NOT Conflict
This Will Hurt for a While . . . But Not Forever
One-Sided Rejections (aka Talking At vs. Talking To)
A Small Sliver of Hope
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp
"Everything Can Be Broken!" (aka Bob Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
Penny's Confession (aka How Hollywood Manipulated Our Love Lives)
Kyle's Current Existential Crisis
The Italian Compromise (aka Moving to Jersey!)
Tilda's Polite Rejection
The Rivalry Begins (aka Bob Dubilina's a Fag!)
Unforgivable Booty Call Faux Pas (aka Argument with a Drunk Dial)
Time to Clean House (aka "We. Are. Done!")
Song: Scott H. Biram / Wildside
No Way But the Highway:
Zero Tolerance for Minor Annoyances (aka Rude Surfer/Lost Vehicle)
Last-Minute Invite to a Wild House Party
Evanston Co-op + Bad Dance Music + No Alcohol = Lame Party
A Pleasant Surprise by Way of a Mutual Friend
French Lessons with Luke
Another Night Wasted on an Empty Promise (aka All Bets Are Off After 4 a.m.)
Francomance & The Mewn
"I Don't Like Your Agenda!"
The Breaking Point (aka Farewell AND FUCK YOU!)
Even More Determined to Let Go
Monday Morning Deliverance
Finally, Ending the Cycle (aka Reestablishing Control)
Song: Acceptance / Over You
810 AM (aka Going Back to Mono)
50 Accomplished!
Exponential Lovers (aka The Dodgiest Equation)
Good News! Bob's Still STD-Free!
100 Chicks by 29! (aka Final 50 Before You Die)
Special Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We're Coming In Your Ears!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Medicine & Gasoline 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak & Ash (Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews


IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL LISTENERS:
LEAVE YOUR STATIC FEEDBACK! POST A REPLY!]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Time to Clean House</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the June 2, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Ol&apos; Reliable &amp; The Future Unknown
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Incredibly Belated El Lobo Furioso: Best Songs of 2008
4G Break-Ups (aka Love &amp; Loss in 140 Characters)
Broken Lighthouse Introductions
Song: Tina Dico / Stains
&quot;Have You Had Sex Recently?&quot; (aka Vaginal Bailout)
Snatch &amp; Bits: The Story of Andrew &quot;Dice&quot; Dubilina
Better Men Were Here Before You (aka Pigging on Ramos)
The Perceived Threat of the Ex
Dubilina&apos;s Ultimate Bedroom Dealbreaker
Overcoming Insecurities
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me
Kit&apos;s Final Flight:
Surprise in Bob&apos;s Inbox
$200 to Never See Her Again
Cliché Cunty Artist Expressions
Love Deserves Honesty
Five Sentences to Discuss
Communication Is NOT Conflict
This Will Hurt for a While . . . But Not Forever
One-Sided Rejections (aka Talking At vs. Talking To)
A Small Sliver of Hope
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp
&quot;Everything Can Be Broken!&quot; (aka Bob Flew Over the Cuckoo&apos;s Nest)
Penny&apos;s Confession (aka How Hollywood Manipulated Our Love Lives)
Kyle&apos;s Current Existential Crisis
The Italian Compromise (aka Moving to Jersey!)
Tilda&apos;s Polite Rejection
The Rivalry Begins (aka Bob Dubilina&apos;s a Fag!)
Unforgivable Booty Call Faux Pas (aka Argument with a Drunk Dial)
Time to Clean House (aka &quot;We. Are. Done!&quot;)
Song: Scott H. Biram / Wildside
No Way But the Highway:
Zero Tolerance for Minor Annoyances (aka Rude Surfer/Lost Vehicle)
Last-Minute Invite to a Wild House Party
Evanston Co-op + Bad Dance Music + No Alcohol = Lame Party
A Pleasant Surprise by Way of a Mutual Friend
French Lessons with Luke
Another Night Wasted on an Empty Promise (aka All Bets Are Off After 4 a.m.)
Francomance &amp; The Mewn
&quot;I Don&apos;t Like Your Agenda!&quot;
The Breaking Point (aka Farewell AND FUCK YOU!)
Even More Determined to Let Go
Monday Morning Deliverance
Finally, Ending the Cycle (aka Reestablishing Control)
Song: Acceptance / Over You
810 AM (aka Going Back to Mono)
50 Accomplished!
Exponential Lovers (aka The Dodgiest Equation)
Good News! Bob&apos;s Still STD-Free!
100 Chicks by 29! (aka Final 50 Before You Die)
Special Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We&apos;re Coming In Your Ears!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Medicine &amp; Gasoline 



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Joshua James, Tina Dico, OK Go, Jenny Owen Youngs, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews


IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL LISTENERS:
LEAVE YOUR STATIC FEEDBACK! POST A REPLY!</itunes:summary>
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			<title>05/21/09: The Low Road</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 21, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Compulsive Vampirism
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Prediction of a Grand 28 Introductions
The Need of a Wasted Year
The Year of Lying (aka Impunity by Way of Manipulation)
Fresno Survival Tips (aka Desert Heat and Goose-Steps)
Kyle Ramos Gets Religion (aka Private Catholic, Public Jew)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Ballad Of John Henry 
Joe Bonamassa Music Night!
"Have You Seen Our Kyle?!" (aka 5'11", 102 lbs. of Half-Mexican Hipster)
A Fistful of Peanut Butter
In Defense of Bacteria (aka The Ramos Conspiracy Hour)
The Cockblocking Irishman:
A Little Nip/Tuck in the Bedroom
The Ideal Wingman Has a Foreign Accent
Male Bonding with an Emergency Surfer
PILLAGED by an Irishman
Kyle's List of Grievances about the Irish (aka The Ol' Potato Famine Pick-Up Line)
The Ultimate Offense(s)!
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Jockey Full Of Bourbon 
The Frozen Bonamassa
Kyle's Missed Connection
Poor Grammar Will Get You Nowhere (Exceptions Made for Eliza Dushku!)
"Let's Go Fuck Some 'Tards!" (Click Yes or Yes!)
Subject Line: The Kyle Ramos
Who Is This Mystery Woman? (aka Dubilina's No Tolerance Dating Policy)
Overcoming Ethics
Bob's (Potential) Myspace Fuck Buddy
Taking Precautions (aka "You Don't Have Anything, Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?")
A Family of Gamblers (aka Sturdy Ramos Stock)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Woke Up Dreaming 
Best Time to Break the News
Corinne's Belated Sexual Awakening
Detour Date Jackpot
Gorilla Fucked & Boot Stomped (aka Fuck Her Like You Own Her!)
Alix Negotiates an Open Marriage (aka Unstoppable Force, Unmovable Object)
Bob & Kyle BFN Double Team – Call the Experts! (No Substitutions!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / If Heartaches Were Nickels 
When Awful Tattoos Ruin Attraction (aka Tasteless Tramp Stamps)
Eagle vs. Raptor – FUCKING AWESOME!
BFN Turns 16!
Haunted by Ramos
Conquering Whitman
Sign-Off: I Say, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Tina Dico, Among The Oak & Ash (Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Year of Lying (aka Impunity by Way of Manipulation)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 21, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Compulsive Vampirism
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Prediction of a Grand 28 Introductions
The Need of a Wasted Year
The Year of Lying (aka Impunity by Way of Manipulation)
Fresno Survival Tips (aka Desert Heat and Goose-Steps)
Kyle Ramos Gets Religion (aka Private Catholic, Public Jew)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Ballad Of John Henry 
Joe Bonamassa Music Night!
&quot;Have You Seen Our Kyle?!&quot; (aka 5&apos;11&quot;, 102 lbs. of Half-Mexican Hipster)
A Fistful of Peanut Butter
In Defense of Bacteria (aka The Ramos Conspiracy Hour)
The Cockblocking Irishman:
A Little Nip/Tuck in the Bedroom
The Ideal Wingman Has a Foreign Accent
Male Bonding with an Emergency Surfer
PILLAGED by an Irishman
Kyle&apos;s List of Grievances about the Irish (aka The Ol&apos; Potato Famine Pick-Up Line)
The Ultimate Offense(s)!
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Jockey Full Of Bourbon 
The Frozen Bonamassa
Kyle&apos;s Missed Connection
Poor Grammar Will Get You Nowhere (Exceptions Made for Eliza Dushku!)
&quot;Let&apos;s Go Fuck Some &apos;Tards!&quot; (Click Yes or Yes!)
Subject Line: The Kyle Ramos
Who Is This Mystery Woman? (aka Dubilina&apos;s No Tolerance Dating Policy)
Overcoming Ethics
Bob&apos;s (Potential) Myspace Fuck Buddy
Taking Precautions (aka &quot;You Don&apos;t Have Anything, Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?&quot;)
A Family of Gamblers (aka Sturdy Ramos Stock)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Woke Up Dreaming 
Best Time to Break the News
Corinne&apos;s Belated Sexual Awakening
Detour Date Jackpot
Gorilla Fucked &amp; Boot Stomped (aka Fuck Her Like You Own Her!)
Alix Negotiates an Open Marriage (aka Unstoppable Force, Unmovable Object)
Bob &amp; Kyle BFN Double Team – Call the Experts! (No Substitutions!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / If Heartaches Were Nickels 
When Awful Tattoos Ruin Attraction (aka Tasteless Tramp Stamps)
Eagle vs. Raptor – FUCKING AWESOME!
BFN Turns 16!
Haunted by Ramos
Conquering Whitman
Sign-Off: I Say, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Tina Dico, Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr), The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 08:06:03 -0700</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>01:48:38</itunes:duration>
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			<title>05/10/09: Battle Fatigue</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 10, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: My Ramos the Hero
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Home for Heroes" Introductions
Borrowing from the Bob Dubilina Playbook (with Successful Results!) (aka The Life You Should Be Living)
Kyle Locks Down a Girlfriend
Running Off to Fresno (aka Springboard into Serious Commitment)
All or Nothing on the First Date (aka No Apps! Entrees ONLY!)
The Perfect Girlfriend
The Wrong Shirt
Leading by (Bad) Examples
Song: Rogue Wave / Maps
The Dubilina Jawbreaker (Double Analogy!)
Boa Constrictor vs. Fat Girl
Spiraling Out (aka Going for Tarnished Gold)
Desperate Isolation
Precarious Emotional Bonding
The Nicaragua Referendum (aka Free Travel for the Single Ladies!)
The Dangers of Flirting with a Taken Girl
The Bawdy/Body Breakfast
Song: William Topley / Sophia
Post-Breakfast Dustbath
Preserving Friendship Above All Else
The Highlight of a Busy Social Weekend
Fool's Russian (aka Cold War Reenactment in Bob's Bedroom)
Weary & Weighed Down
Frustrated & Unfocused
Reestablishing Control (aka "Everything Else Is Fine. How Do I Fix This?")
Finding a Proper Long-Term Solution
Picking Your Battles (aka Keeping Positive in the Face of Assumption)
"You Need A Goddamn Break!" (aka Time to Get Away)
Respecting Yourself Enough to Walk Away
Song: Pete Yorn / All At Once
Bob's New Favorite #1 Fan!
Steal from Kyle Ramos, Get on The List! (aka Brown-Teeth McFarlane)
Sign-Off: Save Yourself, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Matchbox Twenty / Downfall 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, OK Go, Tina Dico, Jenny Owen Youngs, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Weary &amp; Weighed Down</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 10, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: My Ramos the Hero
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Home for Heroes&quot; Introductions
Borrowing from the Bob Dubilina Playbook (with Successful Results!) (aka The Life You Should Be Living)
Kyle Locks Down a Girlfriend
Running Off to Fresno (aka Springboard into Serious Commitment)
All or Nothing on the First Date (aka No Apps! Entrees ONLY!)
The Perfect Girlfriend
The Wrong Shirt
Leading by (Bad) Examples
Song: Rogue Wave / Maps
The Dubilina Jawbreaker (Double Analogy!)
Boa Constrictor vs. Fat Girl
Spiraling Out (aka Going for Tarnished Gold)
Desperate Isolation
Precarious Emotional Bonding
The Nicaragua Referendum (aka Free Travel for the Single Ladies!)
The Dangers of Flirting with a Taken Girl
The Bawdy/Body Breakfast
Song: William Topley / Sophia
Post-Breakfast Dustbath
Preserving Friendship Above All Else
The Highlight of a Busy Social Weekend
Fool&apos;s Russian (aka Cold War Reenactment in Bob&apos;s Bedroom)
Weary &amp; Weighed Down
Frustrated &amp; Unfocused
Reestablishing Control (aka &quot;Everything Else Is Fine. How Do I Fix This?&quot;)
Finding a Proper Long-Term Solution
Picking Your Battles (aka Keeping Positive in the Face of Assumption)
&quot;You Need A Goddamn Break!&quot; (aka Time to Get Away)
Respecting Yourself Enough to Walk Away
Song: Pete Yorn / All At Once
Bob&apos;s New Favorite #1 Fan!
Steal from Kyle Ramos, Get on The List! (aka Brown-Teeth McFarlane)
Sign-Off: Save Yourself, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Matchbox Twenty / Downfall 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, OK Go, Tina Dico, Jenny Owen Youngs, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>04/26/09: Noble Efforts</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 26, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Grievance/Small Demand
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Northern Lights Introductions (with Magnets!)
Nothing Left to Do But Talk It Out (aka Bob Dubilina's Super Rape-Out!)
World of Warcraft: Rape-Out! Edition
"What's Wrong with Your Family?!"
Song: We Are Scientists / Lethal Enforcer
The Predilection for a Trilogy
Bob's New Dating Policy
Vigilante Lovin': Romantic Myth vs. Ugly Reality
Third Wreck's a Charm:
Delayed Rendezvous with Penny
A Lonely Easter Weekend
Subject Line: Bunny Ears (aka I Miss You)
Preferred Outlets for Getting Over It
Another Argument Ensues
The Genesis of All Drama
The Worst Assumption (aka "Do You Even Know What I Want?")
Getting It So. Fucking. Wrong!
Doubting Her Sincerity
Salvation by Way of Drunken E-mails
Song: Paul McCartney / Riding To Vanity Fair
Small Victory for Big Hearts:
Pursuing Samantha (aka Interested but Uncertain)
Old Baggage vs. New Love
Dodging the Discussion
Subject Line: Alright (aka One Last Try Before Walking Away)
The Importance of Keeping the Door Open (aka A Punch to the Heart)
Kyle Wins Her Favor!
Slightly Vindicated
New Rule for ALL Future Girlfriends
Song: Pete Yorn / Don't Wanna Cry
What Have We Learned from All This?
BFN Is NOT Gospel (and No Girlfriend Should EVER Listen)
Kyle's Prop Diary
The Ultimate Query
Honesty Is the Best Policy! (Believe It!)
Cheating Is Easy! (But That Doesn't Make It Right!)
Remaining Ethical, Staying Healthy
STEP UP! BE A PERSON! BE VOCAL! SPEAK UP!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – SPEAK UP!
Song: What Made Milwaukee Famous / Sultan 


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www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Small Victory for Big Hearts</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 26, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Grievance/Small Demand
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Northern Lights Introductions (with Magnets!)
Nothing Left to Do But Talk It Out (aka Bob Dubilina&apos;s Super Rape-Out!)
World of Warcraft: Rape-Out! Edition
&quot;What&apos;s Wrong with Your Family?!&quot;
Song: We Are Scientists / Lethal Enforcer
The Predilection for a Trilogy
Bob&apos;s New Dating Policy
Vigilante Lovin&apos;: Romantic Myth vs. Ugly Reality
Third Wreck&apos;s a Charm:
Delayed Rendezvous with Penny
A Lonely Easter Weekend
Subject Line: Bunny Ears (aka I Miss You)
Preferred Outlets for Getting Over It
Another Argument Ensues
The Genesis of All Drama
The Worst Assumption (aka &quot;Do You Even Know What I Want?&quot;)
Getting It So. Fucking. Wrong!
Doubting Her Sincerity
Salvation by Way of Drunken E-mails
Song: Paul McCartney / Riding To Vanity Fair
Small Victory for Big Hearts:
Pursuing Samantha (aka Interested but Uncertain)
Old Baggage vs. New Love
Dodging the Discussion
Subject Line: Alright (aka One Last Try Before Walking Away)
The Importance of Keeping the Door Open (aka A Punch to the Heart)
Kyle Wins Her Favor!
Slightly Vindicated
New Rule for ALL Future Girlfriends
Song: Pete Yorn / Don&apos;t Wanna Cry
What Have We Learned from All This?
BFN Is NOT Gospel (and No Girlfriend Should EVER Listen)
Kyle&apos;s Prop Diary
The Ultimate Query
Honesty Is the Best Policy! (Believe It!)
Cheating Is Easy! (But That Doesn&apos;t Make It Right!)
Remaining Ethical, Staying Healthy
STEP UP! BE A PERSON! BE VOCAL! SPEAK UP!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – SPEAK UP!
Song: What Made Milwaukee Famous / Sultan 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:31:18 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<itunes:duration>01:29:48</itunes:duration>
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			<title>04/12/09: Nobody&apos;s Wolf</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 12, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Me
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Missed Cue Introductions
All I Really Need to Know I Learned on 24 (aka You Can't Do That on 24!)
The Jack Bauer of BFN Networks
Bob's Life as Public Knowledge (You've Been Warned!)
Deja Vu Introductions . . . Again!
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
The Inherent Dangers of Being a Self-Documentarian
The Prime Directive of BFN Networks (aka "This Is About ME, NOT You!")
An Egomaniac Never Gossips (aka "I'm Almost There!")
Big Backlash to The Big Come Down:
Slapdash Road Trip to See Kit (aka Class Warfare in the Twin Cities)
Retribution Sex
Penny's Rejection:
Concerns About Sexual Partners
Disclosing Facts, Not Drama
The Story of Bob: A Pamphlet
Last Place Lover (aka "You're Only Involved as Much as You Want to Be!")
Extreme Contempt for Jokey Criticism
"What Do YOU Want?" (aka Assumption Before Fact)
Giving Others the Opportunity to Fail
The Lengths We Go to Become Rational
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Great Expectations
Kit Bolts . . . Again:
Adding More Stories on a Towering Inferno (aka Worst. Foreman. Ever.)
Deleted from All Social Networks
"Did You Plan This?" (aka The Escape Clause)
Getting Furious Over Lack of Closure
The Melodramatic Dear John E-mail
Kyle's Rude Dismissal
Eloquence without Explanation
Kyle's Fear of Success vs. Bob's Great Expectations
"Who Is This Real You?"
Big Gamble on the Gut Feeling (aka Driving Blind. In the Dark.)
Gorilla-Fucked: A Definition
A Higher Standard (aka "The Golden Rule Is NOT Enough!")
A Passionate, Detailed Response (aka Aiming True with Your Words)
The Importance of Rational Dialogue
"You Need to Catch a Break!" (aka The Juggling Tightrope Unicyclist)
"Step Up! Be a Person!"
Song: The Kooks / Sway
A Slim Chance of a Future
Tired of Being Lovesick
Forced into a Holding Pattern
One Slice of Three Pizzas (aka "Find Me the One with Three Toppings!")
The Dilemma of the Waiting Game (aka 30 Minutes or Less!)
"You Need To Get Healthy." (aka Being OK with Laying Your Burdens Down)
Bob's Definition of Stepping Up
Too Good for the Team? (WTF?!)
Fair Warnings from the Future
The Growing Fury (& How to Release It)
Age Is Not A Factor (aka "I Got You Figured Out!")
Song: William Topley / I Can't Wait
Saturday Morning Epiphany (aka No More Moping)
Hearing It vs. Accepting It
Always Missing Someone
Done with Waiting
The Little Distractions That Make Up a Life
Love Insurance
"You Have People Who Love You!"
Sign-Off: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Bernard Fanning / Sleeping Rough



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Inherent Dangers of Being a Self-Documentarian</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 12, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Me
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Missed Cue Introductions
All I Really Need to Know I Learned on 24 (aka You Can&apos;t Do That on 24!)
The Jack Bauer of BFN Networks
Bob&apos;s Life as Public Knowledge (You&apos;ve Been Warned!)
Deja Vu Introductions . . . Again!
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
The Inherent Dangers of Being a Self-Documentarian
The Prime Directive of BFN Networks (aka &quot;This Is About ME, NOT You!&quot;)
An Egomaniac Never Gossips (aka &quot;I&apos;m Almost There!&quot;)
Big Backlash to The Big Come Down:
Slapdash Road Trip to See Kit (aka Class Warfare in the Twin Cities)
Retribution Sex
Penny&apos;s Rejection:
Concerns About Sexual Partners
Disclosing Facts, Not Drama
The Story of Bob: A Pamphlet
Last Place Lover (aka &quot;You&apos;re Only Involved as Much as You Want to Be!&quot;)
Extreme Contempt for Jokey Criticism
&quot;What Do YOU Want?&quot; (aka Assumption Before Fact)
Giving Others the Opportunity to Fail
The Lengths We Go to Become Rational
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Great Expectations
Kit Bolts . . . Again:
Adding More Stories on a Towering Inferno (aka Worst. Foreman. Ever.)
Deleted from All Social Networks
&quot;Did You Plan This?&quot; (aka The Escape Clause)
Getting Furious Over Lack of Closure
The Melodramatic Dear John E-mail
Kyle&apos;s Rude Dismissal
Eloquence without Explanation
Kyle&apos;s Fear of Success vs. Bob&apos;s Great Expectations
&quot;Who Is This Real You?&quot;
Big Gamble on the Gut Feeling (aka Driving Blind. In the Dark.)
Gorilla-Fucked: A Definition
A Higher Standard (aka &quot;The Golden Rule Is NOT Enough!&quot;)
A Passionate, Detailed Response (aka Aiming True with Your Words)
The Importance of Rational Dialogue
&quot;You Need to Catch a Break!&quot; (aka The Juggling Tightrope Unicyclist)
&quot;Step Up! Be a Person!&quot;
Song: The Kooks / Sway
A Slim Chance of a Future
Tired of Being Lovesick
Forced into a Holding Pattern
One Slice of Three Pizzas (aka &quot;Find Me the One with Three Toppings!&quot;)
The Dilemma of the Waiting Game (aka 30 Minutes or Less!)
&quot;You Need To Get Healthy.&quot; (aka Being OK with Laying Your Burdens Down)
Bob&apos;s Definition of Stepping Up
Too Good for the Team? (WTF?!)
Fair Warnings from the Future
The Growing Fury (&amp; How to Release It)
Age Is Not A Factor (aka &quot;I Got You Figured Out!&quot;)
Song: William Topley / I Can&apos;t Wait
Saturday Morning Epiphany (aka No More Moping)
Hearing It vs. Accepting It
Always Missing Someone
Done with Waiting
The Little Distractions That Make Up a Life
Love Insurance
&quot;You Have People Who Love You!&quot;
Sign-Off: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can&apos;t Lose, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Bernard Fanning / Sleeping Rough



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:14:38 -0700</pubDate>
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			<title>04/05/09: The Chronicles of Whitman</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

Special Guest:
Janice Whitman

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Alumni Escorts
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Wake the Fuck Up!" Introductions
TimeLife presents: Pill o' the Month Club
Plan B: Pill, Place or State of Mind
Planned Parenthood . . . After Dark
Fake Numbers in Senior Yearbooks (aka Just Before the Internet Revolution)
Getting in Touch a Decade Later
High Praise & Great Expectations
Googling Roberto
Friendship in Post Production (aka "Being Pretty is the Answer!")
The Next Columbine Kid
Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers
Searching for Bob Dubilina
Shock & Awe Autobiography
Seven Words to Sum Up a Life
Falling for Las Vegas
The Seven Faces of Denise (aka Dr. D and the Peer Partner)
Invite to Aruba
IM Confessions (aka Admiration & Infatuation)
Cockblocking Crockett
A Paralyzing Fear of Rejection
The Best of the Worst/The Worst of the Best
Delaying the Reunion (aka No Rush for Romance)
A Sudden Dislike of the Dutch
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / I Am The Dynamite
Symon the Cyst:
Dieting to Perfection
Backlash Binging
A Long Overdue Consultation
Her First Peek 'n' Poke
Emergency Surgery
Slim Chance for Procreation (aka Involuntary Sterility)
Maya Offers Up Her Eggs
The Silver Lining (aka Embracing Life!)
Viking Funeral for the Alien Baby
Song: Brindley Brothers / Angels
Eureka! Eureka!
5th Generation Nevadan
The Loneliest Town on the Loneliest Highway
Whitman Family Reunion
The Ostensible Hangover (aka Judgey McJudgerson and the Judgarama Band)
The First Sign of Things to Come
Road Trip from Hell
In Desperate Need of Medical Assistance (& Gatorade)
Hauled Off in the Meat Wagon
Barbaric Medical Practices
Revenge of the Bowels
Stool Sample of the Damned (aka Topping Off the Hat)
Feeling Awful, Looking Great
Final Assessment (aka Complete & Utter Contamination)
Making the Headlines
Song: Presidents Of The United States Of America / More Bad Times
The 10-Year Reunion Is Nigh! (Bob Won't Make It)
High Marks for the Windy City Reunion (aka Top of the Five!)
No Nooners for the High School Sweethearts
Carson High Class of '99 Epic Sexual Conquest! (with Reunion Train Finale!)
Sign-Off: Make Your Own Reunion, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / You’re My Las Vegas



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www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A Reunion 10 Years in the Making!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

Special Guest:
Janice Whitman

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Alumni Escorts
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Wake the Fuck Up!&quot; Introductions
TimeLife presents: Pill o&apos; the Month Club
Plan B: Pill, Place or State of Mind
Planned Parenthood . . . After Dark
Fake Numbers in Senior Yearbooks (aka Just Before the Internet Revolution)
Getting in Touch a Decade Later
High Praise &amp; Great Expectations
Googling Roberto
Friendship in Post Production (aka &quot;Being Pretty is the Answer!&quot;)
The Next Columbine Kid
Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers
Searching for Bob Dubilina
Shock &amp; Awe Autobiography
Seven Words to Sum Up a Life
Falling for Las Vegas
The Seven Faces of Denise (aka Dr. D and the Peer Partner)
Invite to Aruba
IM Confessions (aka Admiration &amp; Infatuation)
Cockblocking Crockett
A Paralyzing Fear of Rejection
The Best of the Worst/The Worst of the Best
Delaying the Reunion (aka No Rush for Romance)
A Sudden Dislike of the Dutch
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / I Am The Dynamite
Symon the Cyst:
Dieting to Perfection
Backlash Binging
A Long Overdue Consultation
Her First Peek &apos;n&apos; Poke
Emergency Surgery
Slim Chance for Procreation (aka Involuntary Sterility)
Maya Offers Up Her Eggs
The Silver Lining (aka Embracing Life!)
Viking Funeral for the Alien Baby
Song: Brindley Brothers / Angels
Eureka! Eureka!
5th Generation Nevadan
The Loneliest Town on the Loneliest Highway
Whitman Family Reunion
The Ostensible Hangover (aka Judgey McJudgerson and the Judgarama Band)
The First Sign of Things to Come
Road Trip from Hell
In Desperate Need of Medical Assistance (&amp; Gatorade)
Hauled Off in the Meat Wagon
Barbaric Medical Practices
Revenge of the Bowels
Stool Sample of the Damned (aka Topping Off the Hat)
Feeling Awful, Looking Great
Final Assessment (aka Complete &amp; Utter Contamination)
Making the Headlines
Song: Presidents Of The United States Of America / More Bad Times
The 10-Year Reunion Is Nigh! (Bob Won&apos;t Make It)
High Marks for the Windy City Reunion (aka Top of the Five!)
No Nooners for the High School Sweethearts
Carson High Class of &apos;99 Epic Sexual Conquest! (with Reunion Train Finale!)
Sign-Off: Make Your Own Reunion, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / You’re My Las Vegas



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:23:26 -0700</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>02:22:00</itunes:duration>
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			<title>03/22/09: Spring Cleaning</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 22, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: To Date A Predator
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Happy Pills Introductions (featuring Ethnic Salutations!)
"Hello, Chloe!" (aka Attack Cat)
Berkley Manor Rodent Infestation
Proper Cockroach Disposal
Old School Pest Control
MouseHunt!
Russian Mousetrap Radio Challenge
The Body Count Escalates
The Cupboard Crime Scene (aka CSI: Berkley Manor)
Recycling Your Mousetraps
The Last Stand
Song: SPAN / Don't Think The Way They Do
The Prodigal Roommate
Mama Ramos (aka BFN Family Reunion)
Sound Advice from Master Berkley
Sean Penn Soapbox
Going Public with the Vasectomy
Condom Cache (aka Thank You, DiscountCondomKing.com!)
The EJS Doctrine
The Hypocrisy of All These Hasty Conclusions (aka IUD vs. IED)
Possible Resentment Over Not Having a Say
A Sentimental Glimpse into the Future
Ambivalent to Motherhood
Song: Biffy Clyro / Who's Got A Match?
Special Shout-Out in Savage Love!
"But Who Wrote It?!"
Attempting to Overcome (Perceived) Awkwardness (aka No One Puts Bobby in a Corner!)
Song: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Just Getting Started
The Folly of the Double Album
Helping Out Our Heartbroken Friends:
Prudent Relationship Advice (aka Learning from Bob's Mistakes)
BFN: The Crumbling Psychosis of Bob Dubilina
Anticipating Valhalla
Big Red Tony's First Heartbreak
Bekah Cunningham In Search of Closure
Counseling the Couchsurfers
Kyle's Hard Knock Life
Sign-Off: It's a Better Place to Be . . . on BFN Networks!
Song: Sponge / All-American World 




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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Attempting to Overcome (Perceived) Awkwardness</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 22, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: To Date A Predator
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Happy Pills Introductions (featuring Ethnic Salutations!)
&quot;Hello, Chloe!&quot; (aka Attack Cat)
Berkley Manor Rodent Infestation
Proper Cockroach Disposal
Old School Pest Control
MouseHunt!
Russian Mousetrap Radio Challenge
The Body Count Escalates
The Cupboard Crime Scene (aka CSI: Berkley Manor)
Recycling Your Mousetraps
The Last Stand
Song: SPAN / Don&apos;t Think The Way They Do
The Prodigal Roommate
Mama Ramos (aka BFN Family Reunion)
Sound Advice from Master Berkley
Sean Penn Soapbox
Going Public with the Vasectomy
Condom Cache (aka Thank You, DiscountCondomKing.com!)
The EJS Doctrine
The Hypocrisy of All These Hasty Conclusions (aka IUD vs. IED)
Possible Resentment Over Not Having a Say
A Sentimental Glimpse into the Future
Ambivalent to Motherhood
Song: Biffy Clyro / Who&apos;s Got A Match?
Special Shout-Out in Savage Love!
&quot;But Who Wrote It?!&quot;
Attempting to Overcome (Perceived) Awkwardness (aka No One Puts Bobby in a Corner!)
Song: Dewey Kincade &amp; The Navigators / Just Getting Started
The Folly of the Double Album
Helping Out Our Heartbroken Friends:
Prudent Relationship Advice (aka Learning from Bob&apos;s Mistakes)
BFN: The Crumbling Psychosis of Bob Dubilina
Anticipating Valhalla
Big Red Tony&apos;s First Heartbreak
Bekah Cunningham In Search of Closure
Counseling the Couchsurfers
Kyle&apos;s Hard Knock Life
Sign-Off: It&apos;s a Better Place to Be . . . on BFN Networks!
Song: Sponge / All-American World 




Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

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			<title>03/15/09: The Big Come Down</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 15, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Misery-Go-Round
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Great Career Expectations Introductions
Triple Love High (aka Penny, Kit & Tilda)
Life on a Sinusoid
Reservoir Dog Love Life
Penny (aka The Guarded Heart)
Tilda (aka Dark Horse Dirty Dancer)
The Magic of the Mystery
Mutual Dating Philosophy (aka Unrealistic Expectations & ____________)
Perpetual Misery as Lady Magnet
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
A True Disciple of the Gut Feeling
The Right Time to Say "I Love You" (aka Keep 'Em Desperate)
Bob's Sterility as the Ultimate Favor (Seriously!)
Feigned Intelligence
Kiss on the First Date
Surprise Sterility
Subversive Honesty
Kit (aka The Long-Distance Love Interest)
More Women, More Problems
LADD – Lady Attention Deficit Disorder
Song: Eagles Of Death Metal / Heart On
Lovers, Warts & All
The Importance of the First Fight
Self-Indulgent Declarations of Withdrawal (aka "CometoTERMSwithyourEMOTIONS!")
Two Brains In Sync (aka Mundane Distractions)
Awkward Finish to an Intimate Threesome (aka Jealous & Exhausted)
"What Do You Want in a Relationship?" (aka Frankengirlfriend)
1000 Miles of Longing
Pursuing Tilda
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
"Can I Ever Play It Cool?!"
How to Contact Kyle in a Crisis
It's Not True Love Until Sunrise!
Unforeseen Rejection
The Side Effects of Sudden Heartwreck
Kit Finally Comes Clean (aka The Unnecessary Sacrifice)
The Importance of Being Honest
A Desperate Need for Trust (aka The Next Step in the Healing Process)
Proof vs. Belief (aka The Alchemist)
Leading By Example
An Insane Proposition
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Probably Nothing
Unexpected Residual Baggage
A Sincere Appeal
Uncle Dale Offers a Few Pearls of Wisdom (aka Familiar Crazy)
Persistence Is Key
A Complete Retraction of Friendship (aka Emotional Purging via IM)
One More Fucking Faux Pas
For The Record . . . (aka Casual & Rational)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / The Mixture
Readjusting for Reality
Final Assessment (aka "What Is In My Control?")
The Best Assurance
A Few Last Words
Sign-Off: Might As Well Face It, I'm Addicted to Love, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Powderfinger / Waiting For The Sun


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>More Women, More Problems</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 15, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Misery-Go-Round
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Great Career Expectations Introductions
Triple Love High (aka Penny, Kit &amp; Tilda)
Life on a Sinusoid
Reservoir Dog Love Life
Penny (aka The Guarded Heart)
Tilda (aka Dark Horse Dirty Dancer)
The Magic of the Mystery
Mutual Dating Philosophy (aka Unrealistic Expectations &amp; ____________)
Perpetual Misery as Lady Magnet
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
A True Disciple of the Gut Feeling
The Right Time to Say &quot;I Love You&quot; (aka Keep &apos;Em Desperate)
Bob&apos;s Sterility as the Ultimate Favor (Seriously!)
Feigned Intelligence
Kiss on the First Date
Surprise Sterility
Subversive Honesty
Kit (aka The Long-Distance Love Interest)
More Women, More Problems
LADD – Lady Attention Deficit Disorder
Song: Eagles Of Death Metal / Heart On
Lovers, Warts &amp; All
The Importance of the First Fight
Self-Indulgent Declarations of Withdrawal (aka &quot;CometoTERMSwithyourEMOTIONS!&quot;)
Two Brains In Sync (aka Mundane Distractions)
Awkward Finish to an Intimate Threesome (aka Jealous &amp; Exhausted)
&quot;What Do You Want in a Relationship?&quot; (aka Frankengirlfriend)
1000 Miles of Longing
Pursuing Tilda
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
&quot;Can I Ever Play It Cool?!&quot;
How to Contact Kyle in a Crisis
It&apos;s Not True Love Until Sunrise!
Unforeseen Rejection
The Side Effects of Sudden Heartwreck
Kit Finally Comes Clean (aka The Unnecessary Sacrifice)
The Importance of Being Honest
A Desperate Need for Trust (aka The Next Step in the Healing Process)
Proof vs. Belief (aka The Alchemist)
Leading By Example
An Insane Proposition
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Probably Nothing
Unexpected Residual Baggage
A Sincere Appeal
Uncle Dale Offers a Few Pearls of Wisdom (aka Familiar Crazy)
Persistence Is Key
A Complete Retraction of Friendship (aka Emotional Purging via IM)
One More Fucking Faux Pas
For The Record . . . (aka Casual &amp; Rational)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / The Mixture
Readjusting for Reality
Final Assessment (aka &quot;What Is In My Control?&quot;)
The Best Assurance
A Few Last Words
Sign-Off: Might As Well Face It, I&apos;m Addicted to Love, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Powderfinger / Waiting For The Sun


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Meiko, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>03/05/09: Ex-Communication</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Patient Zero
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Nastiest Outbreak Introductions (featuring Another Banned Phrase)
Bad Pad Thai (aka Unknown Ingredients)
Wicked Garden
Kyle vs. Black Diamond
Breaking the Fever (aka Strategically-Placed Ice Packs)
Nonstop Vomitous Valentine's Day
Substances Abused for Parental Bonding
For Love of Lasagna
In Defense of Germ Warfare (aka Slam Dunk Cure for AIDS)
Song: The Who / It's Not Enough
Rockstars on Twitter (aka Rock 'n' Roll Reverse Psychology)
Bob's First Panic Attack:
Close Call on the Blue Line
The WRONG Response to This Situation
Proposed Reactions (aka Play It Cool & Brutal)
More Aggressive Tactics
Turning Discomfort into the Ultimate Icebreaker
Final Four Options for Future Encounters
Heroism Isn't Sexy
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
Utterly Oblivious to Maya's Heartache
Mary Alison Got Married?!:
The Two Month Relationship (aka Wedding Bell Rush)
Bad Omens at the Four-Month Mark
The New Champion of Her Heart
Self-Torture via Repeated Viewings
The Lasagna Rejoinder (aka Judgmental Italian Food)
Grasping for Insight
Reactionary Dating:
Ramos Loses His Touch
Weeding Out OKCupid (aka Hey Bowser!)
The Diana Ruse (aka Burned by Jeff Goldblum)
On the Prowl for a New Virgin (aka "Let's Not Have Sex!")
Kittens + Lasagna = The Good Life
Song: Frightened Rabbit / Keep Yourself Warm
Fruits & Vegetables in the Bedroom
Don't Let Your Ladies Go to Puerto Vallarta!
Oedipus Ramos (& Other Stories about Kyle's Family)
The Trouble with Erin:
Multiple Lovers at Shaggs' Party (aka The Mindful Asshole)
Joanna's Roommate Mouths Off
"Where Do I Fit In With All This?"
The Wheels Come Off (aka Drunk & Displeased)
A Long & Difficult Drive to Hyde Park (aka "Tres Leches" Dubilina)
First & Final Warning to Joanna's Roommate
"That's A 'Ho Calling A 'Ho A 'Ho!" (aka BFN at the Apollo)
Soup Kitchen of Love
Song: Jasper James / Vibrator
The Life & Times of Brucie "Mad Dog" Mittman
Sign-Off: Don't Pry, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Sheryl Crow / Now That You're Gone 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Unforeseen Baggage from Our Last Relationships</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Patient Zero
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Nastiest Outbreak Introductions (featuring Another Banned Phrase)
Bad Pad Thai (aka Unknown Ingredients)
Wicked Garden
Kyle vs. Black Diamond
Breaking the Fever (aka Strategically-Placed Ice Packs)
Nonstop Vomitous Valentine&apos;s Day
Substances Abused for Parental Bonding
For Love of Lasagna
In Defense of Germ Warfare (aka Slam Dunk Cure for AIDS)
Song: The Who / It&apos;s Not Enough
Rockstars on Twitter (aka Rock &apos;n&apos; Roll Reverse Psychology)
Bob&apos;s First Panic Attack:
Close Call on the Blue Line
The WRONG Response to This Situation
Proposed Reactions (aka Play It Cool &amp; Brutal)
More Aggressive Tactics
Turning Discomfort into the Ultimate Icebreaker
Final Four Options for Future Encounters
Heroism Isn&apos;t Sexy
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
Utterly Oblivious to Maya&apos;s Heartache
Mary Alison Got Married?!:
The Two Month Relationship (aka Wedding Bell Rush)
Bad Omens at the Four-Month Mark
The New Champion of Her Heart
Self-Torture via Repeated Viewings
The Lasagna Rejoinder (aka Judgmental Italian Food)
Grasping for Insight
Reactionary Dating:
Ramos Loses His Touch
Weeding Out OKCupid (aka Hey Bowser!)
The Diana Ruse (aka Burned by Jeff Goldblum)
On the Prowl for a New Virgin (aka &quot;Let&apos;s Not Have Sex!&quot;)
Kittens + Lasagna = The Good Life
Song: Frightened Rabbit / Keep Yourself Warm
Fruits &amp; Vegetables in the Bedroom
Don&apos;t Let Your Ladies Go to Puerto Vallarta!
Oedipus Ramos (&amp; Other Stories about Kyle&apos;s Family)
The Trouble with Erin:
Multiple Lovers at Shaggs&apos; Party (aka The Mindful Asshole)
Joanna&apos;s Roommate Mouths Off
&quot;Where Do I Fit In With All This?&quot;
The Wheels Come Off (aka Drunk &amp; Displeased)
A Long &amp; Difficult Drive to Hyde Park (aka &quot;Tres Leches&quot; Dubilina)
First &amp; Final Warning to Joanna&apos;s Roommate
&quot;That&apos;s A &apos;Ho Calling A &apos;Ho A &apos;Ho!&quot; (aka BFN at the Apollo)
Soup Kitchen of Love
Song: Jasper James / Vibrator
The Life &amp; Times of Brucie &quot;Mad Dog&quot; Mittman
Sign-Off: Don&apos;t Pry, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Sheryl Crow / Now That You&apos;re Gone 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<title>02/12/09: The Love Grenade</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 12, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Javier Dominguez (née Ramos)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Long Road Ahead
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Intimate Hardware Introductions (aka WhiteGandhiChicago.com)
Morbid Premonitions (aka Death: The Ultimate Break-Up)
Bright Outlook for the Ethereal Plane (aka Brando & Ponch at the Pearly Gates)
Destined To Be Forgotten? No Way! (aka BFN vs. Jesus, Socrates & Alexander the Great)
The (Online) Legacy We Leave Behind
Seven Years (Months?!) to Finish Your Work (aka Posthumous Accolades)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
Logistical Problems with Being On Tour (aka People, Planes, Privacy)
The Limits of Comfort
The Last Power Play:
Bob & Natalie: A Mismatch
Annoying Faux-Criticism
The One Request She Won't Fulfill (aka "You Can't Fucking Be Nice To Me?!")
The Make-Up Hatefuck (aka Getting Rough in the Throes of Passion)
The Last Straw (aka Ammunition from the Rumor Mill)
An Insincere Apology
Our Chosen Social Dynamics (aka The Hostel for Hostile Vaginas)
It's Just Pathetic! (Stop It!)
Song: Mike + The Mechanics / Word Of Mouth
Bob Dubilina, Love Grenade. Of CUM! (IN YOUR FACE!)
Cutting Down on Drama
Kit's First Chicago Winter Weekend (aka A Fondness for Scorpions, Snakes & Giants)
A Truly Spontaneous Second Visit (aka "The Weather’s Lovely! Come NOW!")
The Alternative Girlfriend
Looks Are Deceiving (aka New Coke Dubilina)
A Perfect Match (aka Metal Girl Next Door & Deviant Clean-Cut Boy)
The Benefits of a Neighborly Webcam
The Big Secret ("Don't Get Judgmental!")
Song: Nickelback / Animals
What Are Your Guilty Pleasures?
Kyle's Legendary Craigslist Posts
Sucked Into W4M (aka Hips Don't Lie)
Fridge Schwartzman Throws the Game (aka A Desperate Need for a Second Opinion)
The Trouble with Doubting Your Own Tastes
Suckered Into a Second Date (aka The Lasagna Trap)
Stalling for Dinner, Busted by Twitter
The Exceptionally Drunk & Dismal Date
Epic. Worst. Ending. (aka "Why Won't You Fuck Me?!")
Sign-Off: Play Fair, Don't Be A Prick, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The (Online) Legacy We Leave Behind</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 12, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Javier Dominguez (née Ramos)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Long Road Ahead
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Intimate Hardware Introductions (aka WhiteGandhiChicago.com)
Morbid Premonitions (aka Death: The Ultimate Break-Up)
Bright Outlook for the Ethereal Plane (aka Brando &amp; Ponch at the Pearly Gates)
Destined To Be Forgotten? No Way! (aka BFN vs. Jesus, Socrates &amp; Alexander the Great)
The (Online) Legacy We Leave Behind
Seven Years (Months?!) to Finish Your Work (aka Posthumous Accolades)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
Logistical Problems with Being On Tour (aka People, Planes, Privacy)
The Limits of Comfort
The Last Power Play:
Bob &amp; Natalie: A Mismatch
Annoying Faux-Criticism
The One Request She Won&apos;t Fulfill (aka &quot;You Can&apos;t Fucking Be Nice To Me?!&quot;)
The Make-Up Hatefuck (aka Getting Rough in the Throes of Passion)
The Last Straw (aka Ammunition from the Rumor Mill)
An Insincere Apology
Our Chosen Social Dynamics (aka The Hostel for Hostile Vaginas)
It&apos;s Just Pathetic! (Stop It!)
Song: Mike + The Mechanics / Word Of Mouth
Bob Dubilina, Love Grenade. Of CUM! (IN YOUR FACE!)
Cutting Down on Drama
Kit&apos;s First Chicago Winter Weekend (aka A Fondness for Scorpions, Snakes &amp; Giants)
A Truly Spontaneous Second Visit (aka &quot;The Weather’s Lovely! Come NOW!&quot;)
The Alternative Girlfriend
Looks Are Deceiving (aka New Coke Dubilina)
A Perfect Match (aka Metal Girl Next Door &amp; Deviant Clean-Cut Boy)
The Benefits of a Neighborly Webcam
The Big Secret (&quot;Don&apos;t Get Judgmental!&quot;)
Song: Nickelback / Animals
What Are Your Guilty Pleasures?
Kyle&apos;s Legendary Craigslist Posts
Sucked Into W4M (aka Hips Don&apos;t Lie)
Fridge Schwartzman Throws the Game (aka A Desperate Need for a Second Opinion)
The Trouble with Doubting Your Own Tastes
Suckered Into a Second Date (aka The Lasagna Trap)
Stalling for Dinner, Busted by Twitter
The Exceptionally Drunk &amp; Dismal Date
Epic. Worst. Ending. (aka &quot;Why Won&apos;t You Fuck Me?!&quot;)
Sign-Off: Play Fair, Don&apos;t Be A Prick, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
			<title>02/05/09: Drama By Proxy</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle "Javier" Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The 70/30 Employment Program
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Dropping Anchor Introductions (aka "What Do Your Words Do?")
Who Is Javier Ramos?
Happy Birthday, Jamie Vulva!
Epic Hosting Marathon 2009
Getting Punchy with the Guests (aka Jamelle the Camel aka Burger Face!)
No More Visitors!
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / '59 Sound
Rockstar Personas Inspired by Ronald Reagan
Jamie Vulva: A Life
Big D's Big Announcement (aka Bait-and-Switch Dinner Date)
Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite 
Unleashing Lisa's Inner Freak (aka Sex Fiend Sugar High)
Tamale Cock (aka "Dad Would Never Approve!")
No Photo ID Necessary for a Burger Face
Julie's Unrequited Summer Lovin':
Holding Out for a Born-Again Boyfriend
The Weeklong Courtship
Last Chance for Romance (aka "You're A Sucker – Just Like Me!")
Drifting Apart Before We Depart (aka The One Mistake Everyone Makes)
Romantic Farewell Back-Up
Sbarro's vs. Sex with Bob
Song: My Morning Jacket / Thank You Too!
Co-Opted Islamic Hipster Fashions
Julie's Woeful Winter Vacation:
"Before There's A Story . . ."
Forgoing the Tropics (aka Mr. Cold Case)
Debatable Road Trip Destinations
Kyle Got Ruffied (aka The Twizzler Chastity Belt)
A Lousy Time to Address Old Baggage
Bitching & Moaning Over Trivial Bullshit (aka Mental Nose-Picking)
A Tempting Offer to Return the Favor
Song: The Kooks / Love It All
The Ever-Observant Burger Face (aka Hallucinogens & Oates)
Kyle's First Divorce (aka Broken Home Gentrification)
Maya Dynamite's Cabinet Position
When Your Reputation Precedes You (aka Fair Warning on the First Date)
A Loaded Favor (aka "You Owe Me a Broad!")
Song: Joseph Arthur & The Lonely Astronauts / Heart's A Soldier
Julia's Other Man (aka Ignorant Cuckolding)
Annoyed by Forced Awkwardness
A Damn Good Reason to Stay Together
No Love for Mr. Dubilina
Song: Todd Martin / Love Scene
Me, You and Everyone You Know
A Direct Attack (aka Sour Grapes for Mr. Ramos)
Sign-Off: Say It To My Face, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Weezer / King 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>When Your Reputation Precedes You</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 5, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle &quot;Javier&quot; Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The 70/30 Employment Program
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Dropping Anchor Introductions (aka &quot;What Do Your Words Do?&quot;)
Who Is Javier Ramos?
Happy Birthday, Jamie Vulva!
Epic Hosting Marathon 2009
Getting Punchy with the Guests (aka Jamelle the Camel aka Burger Face!)
No More Visitors!
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / &apos;59 Sound
Rockstar Personas Inspired by Ronald Reagan
Jamie Vulva: A Life
Big D&apos;s Big Announcement (aka Bait-and-Switch Dinner Date)
Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite 
Unleashing Lisa&apos;s Inner Freak (aka Sex Fiend Sugar High)
Tamale Cock (aka &quot;Dad Would Never Approve!&quot;)
No Photo ID Necessary for a Burger Face
Julie&apos;s Unrequited Summer Lovin&apos;:
Holding Out for a Born-Again Boyfriend
The Weeklong Courtship
Last Chance for Romance (aka &quot;You&apos;re A Sucker – Just Like Me!&quot;)
Drifting Apart Before We Depart (aka The One Mistake Everyone Makes)
Romantic Farewell Back-Up
Sbarro&apos;s vs. Sex with Bob
Song: My Morning Jacket / Thank You Too!
Co-Opted Islamic Hipster Fashions
Julie&apos;s Woeful Winter Vacation:
&quot;Before There&apos;s A Story . . .&quot;
Forgoing the Tropics (aka Mr. Cold Case)
Debatable Road Trip Destinations
Kyle Got Ruffied (aka The Twizzler Chastity Belt)
A Lousy Time to Address Old Baggage
Bitching &amp; Moaning Over Trivial Bullshit (aka Mental Nose-Picking)
A Tempting Offer to Return the Favor
Song: The Kooks / Love It All
The Ever-Observant Burger Face (aka Hallucinogens &amp; Oates)
Kyle&apos;s First Divorce (aka Broken Home Gentrification)
Maya Dynamite&apos;s Cabinet Position
When Your Reputation Precedes You (aka Fair Warning on the First Date)
A Loaded Favor (aka &quot;You Owe Me a Broad!&quot;)
Song: Joseph Arthur &amp; The Lonely Astronauts / Heart&apos;s A Soldier
Julia&apos;s Other Man (aka Ignorant Cuckolding)
Annoyed by Forced Awkwardness
A Damn Good Reason to Stay Together
No Love for Mr. Dubilina
Song: Todd Martin / Love Scene
Me, You and Everyone You Know
A Direct Attack (aka Sour Grapes for Mr. Ramos)
Sign-Off: Say It To My Face, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Weezer / King 

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

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			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<itunes:duration>02:14:21</itunes:duration>
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			<title>01/28/09: The Comeback Kids</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the January 28, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Robert Dubilina, 45th President of the United States of America
Kyle Ramos, 50th Vice President of the United States of America

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Campaign Begins!
Leaders of the Free World Introductions
Presidential Back-Up
The Real Israeli/Palestinian Conflict (aka The Eight Ball Armistice)
Official Vice Presidential Duties
Ambiguous Slogans for the Next Dozen Years
Photo Ops (aka "Politics Is Easy!")
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
Ali vs. Lion
Tough Love for the Prodigal Son (aka The Jeff Buckley Effect)
Dave Matthews Conspiracy
New Policy: No Salad Kids!
Exploiting Your Dead Child for Political Gains (aka The John Edwards Effect)
Springsteen Songs = Campaign Slogans
The Need for an Imaginary Creative Scapegoat (aka Bill Dobalyno)
Impending Domestic Troubles as Future PR Goldmine
Kyle Mencia's Race-y Political Stand-Up
President Ramos 2028
Song: The Raconteurs / Old Enough
Mile High Miracle Weekend:
Holiday Pilgrimage for William Topley
Laying the Groundwork for a Perfect Stopover
Alyssa's Proposal (aka "Don't. Trust. Townshend!")
Meet Kit! (aka Knight Rider Rendezvous)
Escaping the Hard Luck Windy City
Kyle's Ulcer: A Disturbing Love Story
The Ultimate Threesome (on Acid!)
The Pragmatic Lover
Auspicious Beginnings of an Unlikely Romance
DENVER ROCKS!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasson Sea (BFN Live)
Exclusive William Topley Interview on www.BFNinYourEars.com!
Spectacular New Year's Celebrations!
Rockin' with the Ramoses
Bob Finds a Party to Host (Couchsurfers Welcome!)
Chaotic Party Prep (aka Pack, Move, THEN Clean)
An Ideal Opportunity to Make New Friends
So Thankful for 2009
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought & Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
The Accidental Matchmaker
The Hot Guy/Hot Girl Hook-Up (aka Give the Ham 'n' Eggers a Chance to Score!)
The P.F. Chang's Chopsticks Killer (aka More Reasons Why We Need a Publicist. And a Lawyer.)
Walter's Transparent Quest (for Whatever He Can Get)
Rumble at the Tweetup (aka Trust Me, There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
Anticipating the Next Big Social Network (aka The Power of the Twitter)
Sign-Off: We're In It To Win It, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker



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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>So Thankful For 2009!  Also, The Campaign Begins: Dubilina|Ramos 2020!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the January 28, 2009 episode of BFN Networks (Season 19).

Hormones With Feet:
Robert Dubilina, 45th President of the United States of America
Kyle Ramos, 50th Vice President of the United States of America

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Campaign Begins!
Leaders of the Free World Introductions
Presidential Back-Up
The Real Israeli/Palestinian Conflict (aka The Eight Ball Armistice)
Official Vice Presidential Duties
Ambiguous Slogans for the Next Dozen Years
Photo Ops (aka &quot;Politics Is Easy!&quot;)
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
Ali vs. Lion
Tough Love for the Prodigal Son (aka The Jeff Buckley Effect)
Dave Matthews Conspiracy
New Policy: No Salad Kids!
Exploiting Your Dead Child for Political Gains (aka The John Edwards Effect)
Springsteen Songs = Campaign Slogans
The Need for an Imaginary Creative Scapegoat (aka Bill Dobalyno)
Impending Domestic Troubles as Future PR Goldmine
Kyle Mencia&apos;s Race-y Political Stand-Up
President Ramos 2028
Song: The Raconteurs / Old Enough
Mile High Miracle Weekend:
Holiday Pilgrimage for William Topley
Laying the Groundwork for a Perfect Stopover
Alyssa&apos;s Proposal (aka &quot;Don&apos;t. Trust. Townshend!&quot;)
Meet Kit! (aka Knight Rider Rendezvous)
Escaping the Hard Luck Windy City
Kyle&apos;s Ulcer: A Disturbing Love Story
The Ultimate Threesome (on Acid!)
The Pragmatic Lover
Auspicious Beginnings of an Unlikely Romance
DENVER ROCKS!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasson Sea (BFN Live)
Exclusive William Topley Interview on www.BFNinYourEars.com!
Spectacular New Year&apos;s Celebrations!
Rockin&apos; with the Ramoses
Bob Finds a Party to Host (Couchsurfers Welcome!)
Chaotic Party Prep (aka Pack, Move, THEN Clean)
An Ideal Opportunity to Make New Friends
So Thankful for 2009
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought &amp; Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
The Accidental Matchmaker
The Hot Guy/Hot Girl Hook-Up (aka Give the Ham &apos;n&apos; Eggers a Chance to Score!)
The P.F. Chang&apos;s Chopsticks Killer (aka More Reasons Why We Need a Publicist. And a Lawyer.)
Walter&apos;s Transparent Quest (for Whatever He Can Get)
Rumble at the Tweetup (aka Trust Me, There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
Anticipating the Next Big Social Network (aka The Power of the Twitter)
Sign-Off: We&apos;re In It To Win It, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker



Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Garrison Starr, Meiko, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:27:05 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:16:09</itunes:duration>
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			<title>12/28/08: Conflicts &amp; Resolutions</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Emergency Contact
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
BFN Ghostbusters Introductions
Last Chance to Ditch This Year's Baggage (aka Pandora's Box '08)
Kyle's Surprise Announcement (aka The End of a Sitcom)
Song: Josh Joplin / A Hard Year
Bob & Veronica: The Final Battle
Round #1 (aka The Maeve Flashback)
The Fair Factor
Round #2 (aka Becoming an Asshole)
Full vs. Gradual Disclosure
Definitions of a Toxic Relationship
The Hardest Lesson Learned
Song: Dewey Kincaide & The Navigators / Referee
A Reason to Drink?
The Kyle Ramos Break-Up Diet
The Brutal Aftermath (aka "I'll Show Her!")
Consoling the Inconsolable (aka The Second Coming of Kutcher)
Alyssa's Apathy
The Giant Crab Analogy
Song: John Mellencamp / Mean
Coke On Pizza?
Weekend Getaway (aka Mexico vs. Minneapolis)
Anticipated Reunion with Jamelle (aka Fuckin' SWEET Tattoos)
Anne's Lack of Enthusiasm
What About Bob?: An Epiphany
Reevaluating Our Standards & Practices in 2009:
Proposition #1: Give It Time
Proposition #2: Let Them Discover You
Point/Counterpoint: Earning/Choosing Trust
Patience, Not Pressure
Proposition #3: Curb Your Intensity
One Man's Self-Respect Is Another Man's Cost-Benefit Analysis
Remember: It's the Journey, Not the Destination
Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains
The Dubilina Heartbreak Conspiracy
Saving Graces to End '08
That Constant Craving for Closure
"What More Can I Do?" (aka Pop Culture Panacea)
BFN: A Recorded History of Failures & Mistakes
Continual Evolution
Sign-Off: The More It Hurts the More It Works, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Watershed / Over Too Soon

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, William Topley Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Last Chance to Ditch This Year&apos;s Baggage</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Emergency Contact
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
BFN Ghostbusters Introductions
Last Chance to Ditch This Year&apos;s Baggage (aka Pandora&apos;s Box &apos;08)
Kyle&apos;s Surprise Announcement (aka The End of a Sitcom)
Song: Josh Joplin / A Hard Year
Bob &amp; Veronica: The Final Battle
Round #1 (aka The Maeve Flashback)
The Fair Factor
Round #2 (aka Becoming an Asshole)
Full vs. Gradual Disclosure
Definitions of a Toxic Relationship
The Hardest Lesson Learned
Song: Dewey Kincaide &amp; The Navigators / Referee
A Reason to Drink?
The Kyle Ramos Break-Up Diet
The Brutal Aftermath (aka &quot;I&apos;ll Show Her!&quot;)
Consoling the Inconsolable (aka The Second Coming of Kutcher)
Alyssa&apos;s Apathy
The Giant Crab Analogy
Song: John Mellencamp / Mean
Coke On Pizza?
Weekend Getaway (aka Mexico vs. Minneapolis)
Anticipated Reunion with Jamelle (aka Fuckin&apos; SWEET Tattoos)
Anne&apos;s Lack of Enthusiasm
What About Bob?: An Epiphany
Reevaluating Our Standards &amp; Practices in 2009:
Proposition #1: Give It Time
Proposition #2: Let Them Discover You
Point/Counterpoint: Earning/Choosing Trust
Patience, Not Pressure
Proposition #3: Curb Your Intensity
One Man&apos;s Self-Respect Is Another Man&apos;s Cost-Benefit Analysis
Remember: It&apos;s the Journey, Not the Destination
Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains
The Dubilina Heartbreak Conspiracy
Saving Graces to End &apos;08
That Constant Craving for Closure
&quot;What More Can I Do?&quot; (aka Pop Culture Panacea)
BFN: A Recorded History of Failures &amp; Mistakes
Continual Evolution
Sign-Off: The More It Hurts the More It Works, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Watershed / Over Too Soon

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, William Topley Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:23:15 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:58:25</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
			<title>12/10/08: The Chronicles Of Ramos</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Kyle Ramos
Bob Dubilina

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Suspension of Duties
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions Under Protest
A Round of Applause for the In-Studio Audience
Dead (& Fat) By 30 (aka Pizzajackers!)
Guns 'N Marriage
Inheriting the Old Family Business (aka Kyle Full of Grace)
For Love of Cheesecake
Jenn's Cookin' in Kyle's Kitchen
Song: Ryan Adams & The Cardinals / Magick
Reviewing Reaction:
Rom-Com vs. Sitcom (aka Two Seasons of Faux-British Sitclips)
The Dedication In Question (aka Meta-Beheader)
How Drama Inspires a Better Performance (aka Hate Sex as the Norm)
First Official Critique! (aka "Agreeble But Flavorless")
Writing Solely for Good Reviews
Unexpected Responses
Song: Love Is All / New Beginnings
Creative Input Oreo Analogy
"Chicago Is Dead!" (aka Exodus from Heartbreak)
Possible Future Destinations
Requirements for a New City (aka Encounters with ACM)
Jubilation By Ejaculation!
Auctioning Off the Co-Host Chair
Kyle's Pure Awesome(!) Music Project
Song: Capgras Collapse / Some Fires (Don't Go Out)
BFN Exclusive Free Download: Esoteric Allusions (Coming Soon!)
Pills & Booze: A Fine Balance
Kyle's Epic Self-Medicated Saturday Night Rumble
An Appeal Not to Give Up the Addiction
Song: The Wrens / Rest Your Head
Late-Night Father-Son Bonding
The Soundtrack of Our Childhoods:
Our First Favorite Artists
Rockstar Crushes (aka "She's Healthy")
Kyle's First Landmark Live Show
Sounds Shapes the Style
Befriending a Beloved Punk Hero
Remembering Your 9th Grade Music Collection
Sign-Off: Find Some Old Friends, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Armchair Martian / Barely Passing

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Kyle Takes the Wheel</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Kyle Ramos
Bob Dubilina

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Suspension of Duties
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions Under Protest
A Round of Applause for the In-Studio Audience
Dead (&amp; Fat) By 30 (aka Pizzajackers!)
Guns &apos;N Marriage
Inheriting the Old Family Business (aka Kyle Full of Grace)
For Love of Cheesecake
Jenn&apos;s Cookin&apos; in Kyle&apos;s Kitchen
Song: Ryan Adams &amp; The Cardinals / Magick
Reviewing Reaction:
Rom-Com vs. Sitcom (aka Two Seasons of Faux-British Sitclips)
The Dedication In Question (aka Meta-Beheader)
How Drama Inspires a Better Performance (aka Hate Sex as the Norm)
First Official Critique! (aka &quot;Agreeble But Flavorless&quot;)
Writing Solely for Good Reviews
Unexpected Responses
Song: Love Is All / New Beginnings
Creative Input Oreo Analogy
&quot;Chicago Is Dead!&quot; (aka Exodus from Heartbreak)
Possible Future Destinations
Requirements for a New City (aka Encounters with ACM)
Jubilation By Ejaculation!
Auctioning Off the Co-Host Chair
Kyle&apos;s Pure Awesome(!) Music Project
Song: Capgras Collapse / Some Fires (Don&apos;t Go Out)
BFN Exclusive Free Download: Esoteric Allusions (Coming Soon!)
Pills &amp; Booze: A Fine Balance
Kyle&apos;s Epic Self-Medicated Saturday Night Rumble
An Appeal Not to Give Up the Addiction
Song: The Wrens / Rest Your Head
Late-Night Father-Son Bonding
The Soundtrack of Our Childhoods:
Our First Favorite Artists
Rockstar Crushes (aka &quot;She&apos;s Healthy&quot;)
Kyle&apos;s First Landmark Live Show
Sounds Shapes the Style
Befriending a Beloved Punk Hero
Remembering Your 9th Grade Music Collection
Sign-Off: Find Some Old Friends, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Armchair Martian / Barely Passing

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:23:16 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<item>
			<title>12/03/08: The Long Con</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 3, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?"
Lisa's Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)
Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play
Tony-Sweeping Introductions
Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka "The Aussie Paint Job" Con)
Rosie & The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle
The Legend of "Long Con" Dubilina
Blackballed from All Things Australian
Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero
Big Investments on Love
A Man of Token Friends
The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo's Gunfire)
Bob's "Not Gay Enough!" Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)
The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time
The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)
The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own
Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!
More Problems with Kyle's Penis
Song: Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood (Free Download! Click the link!)
The Greatest Con of All (aka The "Highest Moral Standard" Scheme)
The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires' Lament)
Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test
Turkey Day Tomfoolery:
Cramped Space Sex Funk
Moving on the Hot Couple
How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka "Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!")
Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)
Lazy Day Conquests (aka "Just Be A Person!")
Eagle vs. Mallard
Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl
The Botched Wingman:
Sweet Caroline & Buffalo Bob
The Jim Jones of Logan Square
"Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!" - The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos
Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)
Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)
The First Rule for Coveting Another Man's Woman
Mad Props for Wingman Ramos
The "New Truth" Hand Signal
The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch
Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything
Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar
Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit
The Five Steps of Addiction
Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!
The Chinese Girl & Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)
A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed
Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies


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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Legend of &quot;Long Con&quot; Dubilina</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 3, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?&quot;
Lisa&apos;s Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)
Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play
Tony-Sweeping Introductions
Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka &quot;The Aussie Paint Job&quot; Con)
Rosie &amp; The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle
The Legend of &quot;Long Con&quot; Dubilina
Blackballed from All Things Australian
Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero
Big Investments on Love
A Man of Token Friends
The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo&apos;s Gunfire)
Bob&apos;s &quot;Not Gay Enough!&quot; Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)
The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time
The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)
The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own
Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!
More Problems with Kyle&apos;s Penis
Song: Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood (Free Download! Click the link!)
The Greatest Con of All (aka The &quot;Highest Moral Standard&quot; Scheme)
The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires&apos; Lament)
Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test
Turkey Day Tomfoolery:
Cramped Space Sex Funk
Moving on the Hot Couple
How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka &quot;Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!&quot;)
Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)
Lazy Day Conquests (aka &quot;Just Be A Person!&quot;)
Eagle vs. Mallard
Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl
The Botched Wingman:
Sweet Caroline &amp; Buffalo Bob
The Jim Jones of Logan Square
&quot;Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!&quot; - The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos
Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)
Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)
The First Rule for Coveting Another Man&apos;s Woman
Mad Props for Wingman Ramos
The &quot;New Truth&quot; Hand Signal
The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch
Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything
Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar
Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit
The Five Steps of Addiction
Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!
The Chinese Girl &amp; Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)
A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed
Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies


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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:03:31 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>11/30/08: The Wrecking Ball</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 30, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Giving Thanks '08
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Soundtrack of Our Lives (aka David Lee Nostradamus)
Neo-Pop-Punk Introductions
Song: The Blessing / Sixteen
No Multitasking for Richard Marx!
Anna Malakov:
Dynamite! Dating Services (aka A New Source of Social Poaching)
Jiminy Cricket & Justin Timberlake
Banned from Facebook (& Other Social Sites!)
Possible Roommate Railroading
Master Berkley's Master Plan (aka The Girl to End All Friendships)
In Defense of Guns N' Roses
Song: Buckcherry / Tired Of You
Why Bob Doesn't Drink (aka Better Ways to Get Wasted)
The Cute Girl with Big Eyes
Bob Dubilina, Traveling Man
A Place to Keep 'Em Entertained
Bob's First East Coast JAP! (aka Mico the Cocktail Vampiress)
Green with Game
The Wrecking Ball (aka Sim City Rampage!)
All-Female Demolition Crew
Dubilina's Ideal Dating Scenario (aka Going for the "M")
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut's For Fucking
The Greatness of the Letter M
"The Date of Your Conception" Icebreaker:
Mantrap!: A Stepmother's Version of Events
Kyle's Preconception
Darwinian Dynamite!
The DP Twin Theory (aka Why There Are No Mexican Twins)
Speedy & Efficient Farmhand Production (aka The Third Dynamite)
Song: Millencolin / Route One
The V-Day Babies (aka Milestone Dates of Conception)
Kyle Throws Out His Back (aka The Pill-Poppin' Party Animal)
An Addiction Challenged (aka "I Can Quit Anytime!")
Song: Kings Of Leon / Notion
Date-Dodging to Keep the Mystery Alive (aka Avoiding Anna)
The Pick-Up Puppy (aka Sluts for Pups)
Bob Dubilina's Bold & Blunt Flirting Technique: A Reenactment
Kyle Forgoes Condoms
The Ultimate Puppy Pick-Up Line
Going for Girls with Big Dogs
The Dictator Fetish
Addressing the Moustache
Kyle Works a Mean Game - LITERALLY!
Beware the Walking Question Marks
Song: The Insecurities / Bite My Tongue
One Plate for Thanksgiving
Obnoxious Wine Purchases for Natalie (aka Italian for Assholes)
A Lack of Imagination in the Bedroom
The Goodie Goodie Dating Method
Bypassing a Difficult Situation
Why Bob First Rejected Maya
Kyle's Fear of Intimacy
The Recent Facebook Attack
The Fine Line Between Accountability & Paranoia
Big Heart, No Feelings
Roundabout Apologies (In Lieu of Arson)
Sign-Off: Oh Look, Here's A Kitten . . . It's BFN Networks!
Song: Catfish Haven / You Can Have Me 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Bob Dubilina&apos;s Bold and Blunt Flirting Technique</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 30, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Giving Thanks &apos;08
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Soundtrack of Our Lives (aka David Lee Nostradamus)
Neo-Pop-Punk Introductions
Song: The Blessing / Sixteen
No Multitasking for Richard Marx!
Anna Malakov:
Dynamite! Dating Services (aka A New Source of Social Poaching)
Jiminy Cricket &amp; Justin Timberlake
Banned from Facebook (&amp; Other Social Sites!)
Possible Roommate Railroading
Master Berkley&apos;s Master Plan (aka The Girl to End All Friendships)
In Defense of Guns N&apos; Roses
Song: Buckcherry / Tired Of You
Why Bob Doesn&apos;t Drink (aka Better Ways to Get Wasted)
The Cute Girl with Big Eyes
Bob Dubilina, Traveling Man
A Place to Keep &apos;Em Entertained
Bob&apos;s First East Coast JAP! (aka Mico the Cocktail Vampiress)
Green with Game
The Wrecking Ball (aka Sim City Rampage!)
All-Female Demolition Crew
Dubilina&apos;s Ideal Dating Scenario (aka Going for the &quot;M&quot;)
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut&apos;s For Fucking
The Greatness of the Letter M
&quot;The Date of Your Conception&quot; Icebreaker:
Mantrap!: A Stepmother&apos;s Version of Events
Kyle&apos;s Preconception
Darwinian Dynamite!
The DP Twin Theory (aka Why There Are No Mexican Twins)
Speedy &amp; Efficient Farmhand Production (aka The Third Dynamite)
Song: Millencolin / Route One
The V-Day Babies (aka Milestone Dates of Conception)
Kyle Throws Out His Back (aka The Pill-Poppin&apos; Party Animal)
An Addiction Challenged (aka &quot;I Can Quit Anytime!&quot;)
Song: Kings Of Leon / Notion
Date-Dodging to Keep the Mystery Alive (aka Avoiding Anna)
The Pick-Up Puppy (aka Sluts for Pups)
Bob Dubilina&apos;s Bold &amp; Blunt Flirting Technique: A Reenactment
Kyle Forgoes Condoms
The Ultimate Puppy Pick-Up Line
Going for Girls with Big Dogs
The Dictator Fetish
Addressing the Moustache
Kyle Works a Mean Game - LITERALLY!
Beware the Walking Question Marks
Song: The Insecurities / Bite My Tongue
One Plate for Thanksgiving
Obnoxious Wine Purchases for Natalie (aka Italian for Assholes)
A Lack of Imagination in the Bedroom
The Goodie Goodie Dating Method
Bypassing a Difficult Situation
Why Bob First Rejected Maya
Kyle&apos;s Fear of Intimacy
The Recent Facebook Attack
The Fine Line Between Accountability &amp; Paranoia
Big Heart, No Feelings
Roundabout Apologies (In Lieu of Arson)
Sign-Off: Oh Look, Here&apos;s A Kitten . . . It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Catfish Haven / You Can Have Me 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:duration>02:17:36</itunes:duration>
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			<title>11/19/08: Deviants &amp; Malcontents</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 19, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Claw Mark Graffiti
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Further Belated Introductions
How Kyle Became a Playwright (aka Pornography Production Program)
Looking Forward to Reaction! (aka "It's Very Meta.")
Seeking Donations for Our Creative Projects (aka Promotional Penis/Viral Marketing)
Song: Shock Stars / Love/Hate (So Chicago)
Happy Birthday, Lana!
Mars Gives Out Free Facials (aka Fear of a Healthy Glow)
Kyle's Cock Stigmata (aka Awaiting the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal)
Muff Luffa
Walking Away from a Roll in the Hay
Naked Rejection (aka "Leave 'Em Wanting More!")
The Steadfast Resolve of a Champion (aka Winning the Relationship)
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
Birthday Kisses for Lana, Toner T-Bar for Oshinn
Recent Encounters with Monster Bush
The Clit Combover (aka Jurassic Cunt)
Swamp Thing Diplomacy
Song: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Class Warfare
The Coup Begins in the Berkley Manor!
"I Love You, Don't Live with Me!" (aka Wooden Panties & Windmill Designs)
Ditched by the Dutch
The Ultimate Seduction Technique
Staying Hard in Your Sleep (aka A True Sign of Love)
Proper Used Condom Removal (aka Crime Scene Cum Spatter)
Gambling with Your Genitalia (aka Another Phrase Banned from BFN)
Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg
Debunking the Han Solo/Goblin King Obsession
Grevious Pop Culture Mix-Ups (aka One Flew Over Chinatown)
Further Issues with the Dutchies
Frisky Ms. Dynamite
The Most Adorable Couchsurfer Yet!
The Litmus Test for the Perfect Girl (aka Song Lyrics & Celluloid Life Stories)
The Gamekillers (aka Direct Dubilina & Kyle Chaos)
Saving Sweet Ewelka
Song: Among The Oak & Ash / Angel Gabriel (BFN WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Click the link to listen!)
Special Shout-Out for Among The Oak & Ash (Featuring Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr!)
Done with the Internet!
Lana's Birthday Hangover
"Hey Bowser!" (aka Anonymous Online Hostility)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – FORGET IT!
Song: AC/DC / War Machine


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Gamekillers (aka Direct Dubilina &amp; Kyle Chaos)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 19, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Claw Mark Graffiti
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Further Belated Introductions
How Kyle Became a Playwright (aka Pornography Production Program)
Looking Forward to Reaction! (aka &quot;It&apos;s Very Meta.&quot;)
Seeking Donations for Our Creative Projects (aka Promotional Penis/Viral Marketing)
Song: Shock Stars / Love/Hate (So Chicago)
Happy Birthday, Lana!
Mars Gives Out Free Facials (aka Fear of a Healthy Glow)
Kyle&apos;s Cock Stigmata (aka Awaiting the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal)
Muff Luffa
Walking Away from a Roll in the Hay
Naked Rejection (aka &quot;Leave &apos;Em Wanting More!&quot;)
The Steadfast Resolve of a Champion (aka Winning the Relationship)
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
Birthday Kisses for Lana, Toner T-Bar for Oshinn
Recent Encounters with Monster Bush
The Clit Combover (aka Jurassic Cunt)
Swamp Thing Diplomacy
Song: Dewey Kincade &amp; The Navigators / Class Warfare
The Coup Begins in the Berkley Manor!
&quot;I Love You, Don&apos;t Live with Me!&quot; (aka Wooden Panties &amp; Windmill Designs)
Ditched by the Dutch
The Ultimate Seduction Technique
Staying Hard in Your Sleep (aka A True Sign of Love)
Proper Used Condom Removal (aka Crime Scene Cum Spatter)
Gambling with Your Genitalia (aka Another Phrase Banned from BFN)
Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg
Debunking the Han Solo/Goblin King Obsession
Grevious Pop Culture Mix-Ups (aka One Flew Over Chinatown)
Further Issues with the Dutchies
Frisky Ms. Dynamite
The Most Adorable Couchsurfer Yet!
The Litmus Test for the Perfect Girl (aka Song Lyrics &amp; Celluloid Life Stories)
The Gamekillers (aka Direct Dubilina &amp; Kyle Chaos)
Saving Sweet Ewelka
Song: Among The Oak &amp; Ash / Angel Gabriel (BFN WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Click the link to listen!)
Special Shout-Out for Among The Oak &amp; Ash (Featuring Josh Joplin &amp; Garrison Starr!)
Done with the Internet!
Lana&apos;s Birthday Hangover
&quot;Hey Bowser!&quot; (aka Anonymous Online Hostility)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – FORGET IT!
Song: AC/DC / War Machine


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:49:59 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<itunes:duration>02:05:59</itunes:duration>
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			<title>11/05/08: WYSIWYG</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 5, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Country First!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Post-Election Commentary 2008:
Full Disclosure on the BFN Vote
The Pedophilic/Parental Constituents (aka "We're Bigger Than Black People!")
Dubilina|Ramos 2020!
The PAM! PAM! Ticket
Executive Introductions
The Bitter Discussion at Hand
Song: Conor Oberst / Lenders In The Temple
Still Campaigning for Obama(?)
The Democrat Candidate Handout Mailing List
Locking Horns with Madleen (aka French Au Pair vs. CIFF)
Attitude & Assumption
Constantly Jumping to Conclusions
A Risky Proposition (aka Jamaican Me Crazy!)
Bucktown Booty Call Fake-Out
Throwing Down in the Age Cage (aka Experience Trumps All)
Going Rogue for New Love (aka A Justified Absence of Friendship)
Song: Pat McCurdy / Love, Hate
Presumed Perverse (aka A Blanket Excuse to Be Crass)
Boyfriend Bait and Switch
A Misguided Perception of Bob's (Obviously Deviant) Lifestyle
No Apologies for Self-Preservation
A Negative Campaign Wins No Love
Song: R.E.M. (feat. Q-Tip) / The Outsiders
The Well-Digger Syndrome (aka Wealth Redistribution)
The Bullshit Stops Here (aka "Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say!")
The Hazards of Intimate Relations (aka Monogamy Cock!)
What You See Is What You Get!
Messy Analogies of the Heart (aka Last Chance on Love)
A Dire Prediction
Song: Powderfinger / Wishing On The Same Moon
Kyle Ramos Presents: Cat Records!
Song: Barenaked Ladies / For You
Jiminy Who?
Hall & Oates vs. Freddie Mercury
The Next Disney Character In Line?
A Long Overdue Apology
Sleeping Palin
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!
Song: William Topley / The Ring 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>What You See Is What You Get!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 5, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Country First!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Post-Election Commentary 2008:
Full Disclosure on the BFN Vote
The Pedophilic/Parental Constituents (aka &quot;We&apos;re Bigger Than Black People!&quot;)
Dubilina|Ramos 2020!
The PAM! PAM! Ticket
Executive Introductions
The Bitter Discussion at Hand
Song: Conor Oberst / Lenders In The Temple
Still Campaigning for Obama(?)
The Democrat Candidate Handout Mailing List
Locking Horns with Madleen (aka French Au Pair vs. CIFF)
Attitude &amp; Assumption
Constantly Jumping to Conclusions
A Risky Proposition (aka Jamaican Me Crazy!)
Bucktown Booty Call Fake-Out
Throwing Down in the Age Cage (aka Experience Trumps All)
Going Rogue for New Love (aka A Justified Absence of Friendship)
Song: Pat McCurdy / Love, Hate
Presumed Perverse (aka A Blanket Excuse to Be Crass)
Boyfriend Bait and Switch
A Misguided Perception of Bob&apos;s (Obviously Deviant) Lifestyle
No Apologies for Self-Preservation
A Negative Campaign Wins No Love
Song: R.E.M. (feat. Q-Tip) / The Outsiders
The Well-Digger Syndrome (aka Wealth Redistribution)
The Bullshit Stops Here (aka &quot;Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say!&quot;)
The Hazards of Intimate Relations (aka Monogamy Cock!)
What You See Is What You Get!
Messy Analogies of the Heart (aka Last Chance on Love)
A Dire Prediction
Song: Powderfinger / Wishing On The Same Moon
Kyle Ramos Presents: Cat Records!
Song: Barenaked Ladies / For You
Jiminy Who?
Hall &amp; Oates vs. Freddie Mercury
The Next Disney Character In Line?
A Long Overdue Apology
Sleeping Palin
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!
Song: William Topley / The Ring 

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<title>10/23/08: Filthy Creatures</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 23, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Bossy Introductions
Maya's New Surname
Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
Pandering for a Positive Reference
Song: Guster / Careful
The Big Scare:
No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle's Vague Tranny Experience)
The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
The Appropriate First Reaction
How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka "You'll Never Leave Me!")
High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)
Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times
The Big Scare (cont.):
The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
Learning All the Symptoms (aka "What Do I Have?")
Fast-Track Testing
Negative and Borderline Vindictive
Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka "Got No Time for STDs!")
The Darkest Irony
BOB DUBILINA'S NEW RULE
The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
"You Are All Filthy Vessels!"
The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)
Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down
Positive-Negative?!
BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!
Kyle's Stressful Summer:
SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
Subtle Pressure from Kyle's Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
Act 2 Goes Missing
The New Car Gets Towed
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
Meeting The Damnwells
Bob's Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
Kyle's Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
The Most Dangerous Tease
"Step It Up!"
Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M'aidez)
The Girl with Magic Pants
Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump 'n Grind)
Our Next Locations on the List
Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up - Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
Tell It to Facebook!
Rejecting All New Suitors
Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Only Way to Have Safe Sex</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 23, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Bossy Introductions
Maya&apos;s New Surname
Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
Pandering for a Positive Reference
Song: Guster / Careful
The Big Scare:
No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle&apos;s Vague Tranny Experience)
The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
The Appropriate First Reaction
How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka &quot;You&apos;ll Never Leave Me!&quot;)
High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)
Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times
The Big Scare (cont.):
The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
Learning All the Symptoms (aka &quot;What Do I Have?&quot;)
Fast-Track Testing
Negative and Borderline Vindictive
Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka &quot;Got No Time for STDs!&quot;)
The Darkest Irony
BOB DUBILINA&apos;S NEW RULE
The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
&quot;You Are All Filthy Vessels!&quot;
The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)
Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down
Positive-Negative?!
BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!
Kyle&apos;s Stressful Summer:
SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
Subtle Pressure from Kyle&apos;s Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
Act 2 Goes Missing
The New Car Gets Towed
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
Meeting The Damnwells
Bob&apos;s Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
Kyle&apos;s Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
The Most Dangerous Tease
&quot;Step It Up!&quot;
Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M&apos;aidez)
The Girl with Magic Pants
Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump &apos;n Grind)
Our Next Locations on the List
Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up - Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
Tell It to Facebook!
Rejecting All New Suitors
Kyle &amp; Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

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Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:19:09 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
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			<title>10/21/08: Lust Without Borders</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 21, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Impromptu Electronica
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Incredibly Hectic Introductions (aka Hip-Deep in Couchsurfers and the CIFF)
Self-Made Man via One Night Stands (aka Throwing Down with Fatty Pneumonia)
Bringing On the Bad Stuff (aka The Method Terrorist)
The Morally Sound Slut
A Better Solution Abroad
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Destination: Montreal
Chasing After Lou (aka "Happy Birthday, MEWN!")
The Wolf (& Other Nicknames)
Geographic Guesswork: North America Version
Canada: A Whole 'Nother Country
The International Carpool ("Objection! . . . Or Something.")
The Long-Awaited Heartfelt Discussion (Complete with Unintentional Foreign Audience!)
Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains
A Taste of Maple Liqueur (aka Waffle Mouth)
A Million Little Setbacks (aka Border Guards and Bad Directions)
Winded Greetings
Sleeping Bobby (aka "Wake Me Up for Cokes!")
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Bottoms Up #2! (aka "This Needs More Syrup”)
The Representation of Change (aka One Tough Dollar)
A Goldmine of Gorgeous Women (aka Crushing the Eurodouche)
How Chicago Corrupted Our Standards
Sucker: A Definition
The Feral Wolf (aka The Craziest Chick Bob Could Ever Hope For)
Roped, Gagged, Delivered
Aggressively Submissive
Song: People In Planes / Flesh & Blood
Bottoms Up #3 (aka "Lou Will Fucking Cut You!")
With A Friend Like Melissa:
Immediately Suspicious of the New Guy
"You Are Not a Threat to Me!" (aka Assured of Your Rightful Place)
The Power Play (aka Pure Left, Corrupt Right)
Giving the Girls Alone Time
Enticing Tara-Lee
Divvying Up Lou(?)
Back to Bob Bashing
The Wolves Send 'Em on Their Way!
A Different Approach to Self-Repair
The Heavier the Heart, The Longer the Distance
Song: Conor Oberst / Moab
The Hannah Ultimatum (aka Northern Dubilina, Southern Ramos)
Keep 'Em Separated (or Prepare for the Worst!)
Destination: Costa Rica
The Adventurous Pen Pal
"Living Well is the Best Revenge!"
Top Secret Great Escape
One Small Snag with Keeping Quiet (aka "I'm Feeling Pretty Spontaneous . . .")
Song: Cordero / Abre La Ventana
Bottoms Up #4 (aka The Legend of Leshik)
Natalie's Checklist (& A Few Special Surprises)
In the Shadow of Her Escapades
Our Own Private Paradise
Five Days of Strange Chemistry
R&R Buzzkill
Back in the Game!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
The War on Sleep
Big Thanks to the International Mistresses
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Over It!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Where You Wanna Go


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A Better Solution Abroad</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 21, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Impromptu Electronica
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
Incredibly Hectic Introductions (aka Hip-Deep in Couchsurfers and the CIFF)
Self-Made Man via One Night Stands (aka Throwing Down with Fatty Pneumonia)
Bringing On the Bad Stuff (aka The Method Terrorist)
The Morally Sound Slut
A Better Solution Abroad
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Destination: Montreal
Chasing After Lou (aka &quot;Happy Birthday, MEWN!&quot;)
The Wolf (&amp; Other Nicknames)
Geographic Guesswork: North America Version
Canada: A Whole &apos;Nother Country
The International Carpool (&quot;Objection! . . . Or Something.&quot;)
The Long-Awaited Heartfelt Discussion (Complete with Unintentional Foreign Audience!)
Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains
A Taste of Maple Liqueur (aka Waffle Mouth)
A Million Little Setbacks (aka Border Guards and Bad Directions)
Winded Greetings
Sleeping Bobby (aka &quot;Wake Me Up for Cokes!&quot;)
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Bottoms Up #2! (aka &quot;This Needs More Syrup”)
The Representation of Change (aka One Tough Dollar)
A Goldmine of Gorgeous Women (aka Crushing the Eurodouche)
How Chicago Corrupted Our Standards
Sucker: A Definition
The Feral Wolf (aka The Craziest Chick Bob Could Ever Hope For)
Roped, Gagged, Delivered
Aggressively Submissive
Song: People In Planes / Flesh &amp; Blood
Bottoms Up #3 (aka &quot;Lou Will Fucking Cut You!&quot;)
With A Friend Like Melissa:
Immediately Suspicious of the New Guy
&quot;You Are Not a Threat to Me!&quot; (aka Assured of Your Rightful Place)
The Power Play (aka Pure Left, Corrupt Right)
Giving the Girls Alone Time
Enticing Tara-Lee
Divvying Up Lou(?)
Back to Bob Bashing
The Wolves Send &apos;Em on Their Way!
A Different Approach to Self-Repair
The Heavier the Heart, The Longer the Distance
Song: Conor Oberst / Moab
The Hannah Ultimatum (aka Northern Dubilina, Southern Ramos)
Keep &apos;Em Separated (or Prepare for the Worst!)
Destination: Costa Rica
The Adventurous Pen Pal
&quot;Living Well is the Best Revenge!&quot;
Top Secret Great Escape
One Small Snag with Keeping Quiet (aka &quot;I&apos;m Feeling Pretty Spontaneous . . .&quot;)
Song: Cordero / Abre La Ventana
Bottoms Up #4 (aka The Legend of Leshik)
Natalie&apos;s Checklist (&amp; A Few Special Surprises)
In the Shadow of Her Escapades
Our Own Private Paradise
Five Days of Strange Chemistry
R&amp;R Buzzkill
Back in the Game!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
The War on Sleep
Big Thanks to the International Mistresses
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Over It!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Where You Wanna Go


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:19:07 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:10:31</itunes:duration>
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			<title>10/16/08: Rebound By Love</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 16, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The 18 Ultimatum
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
"Welcome to Season 18!" Introductions
It Pays to Be Co-Host (aka No Money for the Man in Charge)
Per Usual, Behind Schedule (aka Illiterate and Unintelligible)
Rebuilding Momentum (aka Getting Over Getting Dumped)
Revolving Door Regulars (aka Seeking New Season Ticket Holders)
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don't Want What You Got (Goin' On)
Back on the Bachelor Bike
Three Months of Voluntary Celibacy (aka Increasingly Bizarre Porn Discoveries)
Worst. Booty. Call. EVER:
Emotional Scar Show & Tell
Late Night Proposition vs. Good Night's Rest
Buck Naked Dealbreaker (aka Please Accessorize the Nudity!)
Bloated Buzzkill (aka Kyle's Questionable Bedroom Activities)
Completely. Inappropriate. Passive-Aggressive. Behavior.
Attempting to Defuse a Precarious Situation
Ousted!
Locked Out & Texting
The Disgruntled Hero (aka "Let's Chalk This Up to a Bad Night")
Destined for a Miserable Existence (aka Beyond JoJenniMaeve)
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
Rockstar or __________
Late Night with the Au Pairs (aka Two Germans and a Thai)
"Wouldn't It Be Funny If . . . ?"
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
The Awkward Ride Home (aka "Thanks for Being Such Good Sports!")
Epic Labor Day Weekend 2008:
Tim's House Party (aka Killing for Kensington)
Wicker Park Conga Line
Lesbian with a Mean Right Hook
Blood Sausage: A (Disgustingly Detailed) Definition
Going Home with Strangers (aka Post-Brunch Walk of Shame)
Kyle's Tranny Encounter Segue
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker
There Will Be Blood Sausage!
The Ultra-Ambitious One Night Stand (aka Bob, The Couchsurfer & The OKCupider)
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For
Random Girls on the Radar
Specific Guidelines for the Period
Raw, Empty and Desperate to Escape
Sign-Off: One Night Ain't Gonna Fix It, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Rebuilding Momentum (aka Getting Over Getting Dumped)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 16, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The 18 Ultimatum
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
&quot;Welcome to Season 18!&quot; Introductions
It Pays to Be Co-Host (aka No Money for the Man in Charge)
Per Usual, Behind Schedule (aka Illiterate and Unintelligible)
Rebuilding Momentum (aka Getting Over Getting Dumped)
Revolving Door Regulars (aka Seeking New Season Ticket Holders)
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don&apos;t Want What You Got (Goin&apos; On)
Back on the Bachelor Bike
Three Months of Voluntary Celibacy (aka Increasingly Bizarre Porn Discoveries)
Worst. Booty. Call. EVER:
Emotional Scar Show &amp; Tell
Late Night Proposition vs. Good Night&apos;s Rest
Buck Naked Dealbreaker (aka Please Accessorize the Nudity!)
Bloated Buzzkill (aka Kyle&apos;s Questionable Bedroom Activities)
Completely. Inappropriate. Passive-Aggressive. Behavior.
Attempting to Defuse a Precarious Situation
Ousted!
Locked Out &amp; Texting
The Disgruntled Hero (aka &quot;Let&apos;s Chalk This Up to a Bad Night&quot;)
Destined for a Miserable Existence (aka Beyond JoJenniMaeve)
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
Rockstar or __________
Late Night with the Au Pairs (aka Two Germans and a Thai)
&quot;Wouldn&apos;t It Be Funny If . . . ?&quot;
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
The Awkward Ride Home (aka &quot;Thanks for Being Such Good Sports!&quot;)
Epic Labor Day Weekend 2008:
Tim&apos;s House Party (aka Killing for Kensington)
Wicker Park Conga Line
Lesbian with a Mean Right Hook
Blood Sausage: A (Disgustingly Detailed) Definition
Going Home with Strangers (aka Post-Brunch Walk of Shame)
Kyle&apos;s Tranny Encounter Segue
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker
There Will Be Blood Sausage!
The Ultra-Ambitious One Night Stand (aka Bob, The Couchsurfer &amp; The OKCupider)
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For
Random Girls on the Radar
Specific Guidelines for the Period
Raw, Empty and Desperate to Escape
Sign-Off: One Night Ain&apos;t Gonna Fix It, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me 


Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery?
Check out the rest of our episodes!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes

Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There&apos;s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:19:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:54:25</itunes:duration>
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			<title>08/28/08: The Big Snip (Part 2)</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Vasectomy Inspectors
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Rejected & Exiled Introductions
The BFN Vasectomy Trilogy:
Full Disclosure (aka Why?)
The Big Snip (Part 1) (aka What?)
The Big Snip (Part 2) (aka How?)
Rogue Vasectomizer (aka "Deal, Mate!")
"My Mom Got A Vasectomy"
Song: Kings Of Leon / Sex On Fire
Yes, Maya, We Know You Lost Your Virginity to Tyler Durden
The Consultation:
A Brief Rundown on Dr. Mostowfi & His Technique (aka VasectomyChicago.com)
Grilling the Patient (aka Jack Bauer, M.D.)
Dreading the Orgasm
VCFs for Everyone! (aka Two-Hour Window, Four-Hour Lasagna)
The Average Patient
Greenlight for Vasectomy!
Song: Meiko / Boys With Girlfriends
Disgusted with Kyle's Dating Streak
Vasectomy Myths & Facts:
What Is A Vasectomy? (aka Detroit Goes On Strike)
A Lighter Load?
The Cruelest Assumptions from Your Closest Friends (aka The Eunuch Who Hated Children and Condoms)
"You Can Always Get It Reversed" (aka Bob Is Legend/Cosmetic Surgery Timebomb)
Anti-Sperm Antibodies
Kyle Ramos' Special Donations (aka Fallback Fathers)
Another Special BFN Reunion . . . Without Bob
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Red Ryder
Special Thanks in the Liner Notes
The Procedure:
Going Completely Smooth (aka Bic That Shit!)
Follow the Instructions! (You Can Do It!)
No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
Getting in the Mood (aka "Where's My Vasectomy Mix CD?")
Just a Little Bit of Pressure
Working Magic Through a Small Hole (aka SCRELL-O)
The Even Number Child Theory
Remembering Joel's Advice (aka The Makings of a Responsible Man)
Final Words of Support
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
The Recovery:
No Restrictions?!
The Sinister Chauffeur (aka Stand & Deliver 2: Year of the Ramos)
Poor Choice for a Home-Cooked Meal (aka A Couch in the Kitchen)
The Unforeseen Perils of Mexican Food
Testing the Equipment (aka A Vigorous Bout of Masturbation)
Song: Local H / November: Blur
The Recovery (cont.):
Gently Seducing the Wounded (aka Beware the Monster Bruising)
The Thrill of a Smooth Crotch (or the '70s Singer-Songwriter Look)
A Sweeter Spoonful
Another Alternative to Vasectomy
Quoted in the RedEye
A Sense of Finality (aka Choose Your Own Extinction)
Fair Warning on the First Date
'Cause Parenthood Shifts Priorities
Informing the Masses
A Whole New Ballgame
The Accidental Vasectomy
Song: Cordero / Ruleta Rusa
Season 17: The Best Batch of Interviews We've Done to Date
A Great Investment for the Future (aka "More Money = More Better!")
The One Guideline You Must Follow
Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline)
A Clean Bill of Sterility
And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip!
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Exit Through You ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Greenlight for Vasectomy!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya Dynamite!

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Vasectomy Inspectors
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Rejected &amp; Exiled Introductions
The BFN Vasectomy Trilogy:
Full Disclosure (aka Why?)
The Big Snip (Part 1) (aka What?)
The Big Snip (Part 2) (aka How?)
Rogue Vasectomizer (aka &quot;Deal, Mate!&quot;)
&quot;My Mom Got A Vasectomy&quot;
Song: Kings Of Leon / Sex On Fire
Yes, Maya, We Know You Lost Your Virginity to Tyler Durden
The Consultation:
A Brief Rundown on Dr. Mostowfi &amp; His Technique (aka VasectomyChicago.com)
Grilling the Patient (aka Jack Bauer, M.D.)
Dreading the Orgasm
VCFs for Everyone! (aka Two-Hour Window, Four-Hour Lasagna)
The Average Patient
Greenlight for Vasectomy!
Song: Meiko / Boys With Girlfriends
Disgusted with Kyle&apos;s Dating Streak
Vasectomy Myths &amp; Facts:
What Is A Vasectomy? (aka Detroit Goes On Strike)
A Lighter Load?
The Cruelest Assumptions from Your Closest Friends (aka The Eunuch Who Hated Children and Condoms)
&quot;You Can Always Get It Reversed&quot; (aka Bob Is Legend/Cosmetic Surgery Timebomb)
Anti-Sperm Antibodies
Kyle Ramos&apos; Special Donations (aka Fallback Fathers)
Another Special BFN Reunion . . . Without Bob
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Red Ryder
Special Thanks in the Liner Notes
The Procedure:
Going Completely Smooth (aka Bic That Shit!)
Follow the Instructions! (You Can Do It!)
No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
Getting in the Mood (aka &quot;Where&apos;s My Vasectomy Mix CD?&quot;)
Just a Little Bit of Pressure
Working Magic Through a Small Hole (aka SCRELL-O)
The Even Number Child Theory
Remembering Joel&apos;s Advice (aka The Makings of a Responsible Man)
Final Words of Support
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
The Recovery:
No Restrictions?!
The Sinister Chauffeur (aka Stand &amp; Deliver 2: Year of the Ramos)
Poor Choice for a Home-Cooked Meal (aka A Couch in the Kitchen)
The Unforeseen Perils of Mexican Food
Testing the Equipment (aka A Vigorous Bout of Masturbation)
Song: Local H / November: Blur
The Recovery (cont.):
Gently Seducing the Wounded (aka Beware the Monster Bruising)
The Thrill of a Smooth Crotch (or the &apos;70s Singer-Songwriter Look)
A Sweeter Spoonful
Another Alternative to Vasectomy
Quoted in the RedEye
A Sense of Finality (aka Choose Your Own Extinction)
Fair Warning on the First Date
&apos;Cause Parenthood Shifts Priorities
Informing the Masses
A Whole New Ballgame
The Accidental Vasectomy
Song: Cordero / Ruleta Rusa
Season 17: The Best Batch of Interviews We&apos;ve Done to Date
A Great Investment for the Future (aka &quot;More Money = More Better!&quot;)
The One Guideline You Must Follow
Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline)
A Clean Bill of Sterility
And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip!
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel &amp; Friends) / Exit Through You </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:34:42 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:15:45</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>08/28/08: The Big Snip (Part 1)</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Special Guest:
Dr. Kiu Mostowfi

SUMMARY:
The Big Snip (Part 1) consists of an interview with Dr. Kiu Mostowfi of Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago in which he discusses everything you need to know about vasectomies.
Introductions
How a Surgeon Becomes a Specialist
What Is A Vasectomy?
Typical Candidates
Misguided Inquiries (aka Grilling the Patient)
Exception(s) to the Rule
The Importance of Being 100% Sure (aka The Dubilina Standard)
Practically No Restrictions
What Does A "No Needle, No Scalpel" Vasectomy Entail?
No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
2200 Surgeries, TWO Complications
The Rubber Band Test
For More Information . . .
Sign-Off
Interview Time: 46 min:46 sec

Important Web Links:
Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago Official Site
www.vasectomyclinics.com
Vasectomy FAQs
www.vasectomyclinics.com/faq.htm

(Originally Recorded: August 13, 2008)]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>An interview with Dr. Mostowfi of Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Special Guest:
Dr. Kiu Mostowfi

SUMMARY:
The Big Snip (Part 1) consists of an interview with Dr. Kiu Mostowfi of Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago in which he discusses everything you need to know about vasectomies.
Introductions
How a Surgeon Becomes a Specialist
What Is A Vasectomy?
Typical Candidates
Misguided Inquiries (aka Grilling the Patient)
Exception(s) to the Rule
The Importance of Being 100% Sure (aka The Dubilina Standard)
Practically No Restrictions
What Does A &quot;No Needle, No Scalpel&quot; Vasectomy Entail?
No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
2200 Surgeries, TWO Complications
The Rubber Band Test
For More Information . . .
Sign-Off
Interview Time: 46 min:46 sec

Important Web Links:
Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago Official Site
www.vasectomyclinics.com
Vasectomy FAQs
www.vasectomyclinics.com/faq.htm

(Originally Recorded: August 13, 2008)</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:34:06 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:46:46</itunes:duration>
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			<title>08/22/08: Notre Monde de L&apos;Amour</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 22, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dueling '90s
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Obsessed with the '90s Introductions
Caught Off Guard with Not-So-Current Events
The Runaway Couchsurfer:
Birgit's Friend from the Greyhound (aka Dubilina Halfway House)
Alternative Shelter for the Homeless
The Threat of a Negative Reference (aka Don't Play with Rat Traps!)
The Dangers of Hosting a Hot Irish Bartender (aka Monster Squad Hanky Panky)
Song: Sponge / Plowed
"Lost" Flyers for the French Girl
Kyle Finds His True Love (with Two Dollar Tonics!)
Attempted Early Morning Elopement
"Finally, Someone Else Who Believes In Love!"
$2000 Emergency Flight Fund
The Crucial Missing Item
The One Man Who Would Understand This Predicament
Connect First, Then Skype
Zombie Love in the UK
Let's Go BFN London!
Song: Artificial Joy Club / Sick & Beautiful
Welcome to BFN London! Promo
A Demand for Sweeter Tea
Dog's Bollocks (aka Maybe You Did Take It with You!)
Friendship By Way of Violence
Awkward Future Encounters with the Ex:
"Remember This? Huh?"
"You've Changed!"
Fabricated Memory Lane (aka _______ Hard!)
Song: Caroline Spine / Mrs. Sullivan
Horrible '90s Covers
Wolf & Tortoise
The Two Big Guns in Bob's Social Arsenal
The Champions of Karaoke (aka The Luck o' the Biggs!)
Turtle Voltron!
Bob's French Love Connection (aka Confessions to the Mewn)
Making The Fuck with Lou
French Ramos, The Ultimate Wingman
Song: Folk Implosion / Natural One
Mr. Ramos's Man Room
Couchsurfing Cult . . . Um, Community!
Disappointing Mr. Berkley
The Mayans Knew Everything!
Bob's German Au Pair Fetish
Never Too Old to Pursue the Under 21 Crowd
Blitzkrieg in the Bedroom
Song: Brother Cane / Lie In The Bed I Make
Bailing for Another's Couch
The Two-Timing Russian
Kyle Defects to PFN Networks
Sign-Off: Tell It to the Moon, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Bob&apos;s French Love Connection</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 22, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dueling &apos;90s
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Obsessed with the &apos;90s Introductions
Caught Off Guard with Not-So-Current Events
The Runaway Couchsurfer:
Birgit&apos;s Friend from the Greyhound (aka Dubilina Halfway House)
Alternative Shelter for the Homeless
The Threat of a Negative Reference (aka Don&apos;t Play with Rat Traps!)
The Dangers of Hosting a Hot Irish Bartender (aka Monster Squad Hanky Panky)
Song: Sponge / Plowed
&quot;Lost&quot; Flyers for the French Girl
Kyle Finds His True Love (with Two Dollar Tonics!)
Attempted Early Morning Elopement
&quot;Finally, Someone Else Who Believes In Love!&quot;
$2000 Emergency Flight Fund
The Crucial Missing Item
The One Man Who Would Understand This Predicament
Connect First, Then Skype
Zombie Love in the UK
Let&apos;s Go BFN London!
Song: Artificial Joy Club / Sick &amp; Beautiful
Welcome to BFN London! Promo
A Demand for Sweeter Tea
Dog&apos;s Bollocks (aka Maybe You Did Take It with You!)
Friendship By Way of Violence
Awkward Future Encounters with the Ex:
&quot;Remember This? Huh?&quot;
&quot;You&apos;ve Changed!&quot;
Fabricated Memory Lane (aka _______ Hard!)
Song: Caroline Spine / Mrs. Sullivan
Horrible &apos;90s Covers
Wolf &amp; Tortoise
The Two Big Guns in Bob&apos;s Social Arsenal
The Champions of Karaoke (aka The Luck o&apos; the Biggs!)
Turtle Voltron!
Bob&apos;s French Love Connection (aka Confessions to the Mewn)
Making The Fuck with Lou
French Ramos, The Ultimate Wingman
Song: Folk Implosion / Natural One
Mr. Ramos&apos;s Man Room
Couchsurfing Cult . . . Um, Community!
Disappointing Mr. Berkley
The Mayans Knew Everything!
Bob&apos;s German Au Pair Fetish
Never Too Old to Pursue the Under 21 Crowd
Blitzkrieg in the Bedroom
Song: Brother Cane / Lie In The Bed I Make
Bailing for Another&apos;s Couch
The Two-Timing Russian
Kyle Defects to PFN Networks
Sign-Off: Tell It to the Moon, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:49:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:46:11</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>08/17/08: The Chronicles of Neko</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Alyssa Kensington
Pamela Neko

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The One Thing Too Hot for BFN ("Can't Stop the Bob Train!")
Introductions with a Woman's Touch
Danger: Surprisegasm!
Fish Lovers' Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder)
The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag)
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I’ll See You In Hell)
Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn)
The "Convenient" Four-Legged Boyfriend
AnimeCon Adventures:
The New Queen of Cosplay
A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery
The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke & Cemen)
Not Your Average Convention-Goer
Public Bicurious Imposters
A Safe Place to Express Yourself
Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends)
A Desire to Be Objectified
Ravaging the Yaois
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Don't Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!)
Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor)
Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation!
The Best Way to Get Pam's Ass (& Respect)
Neko's Guide to Scoring at Coventions:
Beware the Con Funk
Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich)
Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands & Three Holes)
Be Vocal about Calling Dibs
Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn)
Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto)
Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch)
Or . . . Don't Fuck at Conventions!
Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known
The Novelty Factor
So Upfront and Open-Minded
A Torrid First Love (aka Hot & Heartwarming)
The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!)
The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson)
Oral Sex Artisan
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Pushing Through the Gag
Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!)
The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit
Pam: A (New) Definition
Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish
Neko's House of Horror Porn
Early Dibs for the Next Convention
Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Alyssa Kensington
Pamela Neko

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The One Thing Too Hot for BFN (&quot;Can&apos;t Stop the Bob Train!&quot;)
Introductions with a Woman&apos;s Touch
Danger: Surprisegasm!
Fish Lovers&apos; Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder)
The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag)
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I’ll See You In Hell)
Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn)
The &quot;Convenient&quot; Four-Legged Boyfriend
AnimeCon Adventures:
The New Queen of Cosplay
A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery
The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke &amp; Cemen)
Not Your Average Convention-Goer
Public Bicurious Imposters
A Safe Place to Express Yourself
Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends)
A Desire to Be Objectified
Ravaging the Yaois
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Don&apos;t Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!)
Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor)
Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation!
The Best Way to Get Pam&apos;s Ass (&amp; Respect)
Neko&apos;s Guide to Scoring at Coventions:
Beware the Con Funk
Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich)
Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands &amp; Three Holes)
Be Vocal about Calling Dibs
Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn)
Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto)
Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch)
Or . . . Don&apos;t Fuck at Conventions!
Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known
The Novelty Factor
So Upfront and Open-Minded
A Torrid First Love (aka Hot &amp; Heartwarming)
The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!)
The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson)
Oral Sex Artisan
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Pushing Through the Gag
Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!)
The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit
Pam: A (New) Definition
Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish
Neko&apos;s House of Horror Porn
Early Dibs for the Next Convention
Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:27:58 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:37:02</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>08/07/08: Trial By Fire</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 7, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The New Tenants
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Busy July Introductions
Dark Knight Overdose [SPOILER ALERT!]
Fire in the Berkley Manor (aka Stop, Drop, Walnut!)
Silent Prayer of the Insured
The Ol' House Fire Seduction Technique
First Date Vigilante
Chicks Love an Androgynous Dude
Song: Collective Soul / Burn
50-50 Odds for a Working Outlet
A Legitimate Fear of Beehives (aka The Bizarre Non Sequitur)
Broken Window, Stolen Stereo (aka Taking Only What You Need)
No Sympathizing – Blowjobs Only!
A Valid Excuse to Buy More Shit
Viable Options for the Uninsured
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / Big Machine
For Love of Johnny Rzeznik (aka The Lingering Rock Star)
The Platonic Stalker-Friend (aka Cock Vouchers)
The Trouble with Oshinn:
The "Kept Woman" Agreement (with Perks!)
The Secret Betrayal
Exiled Over the New Guy
How to Guarantee Future Affairs with Your Woman (aka JELL-Oshinn)
"Just Think About All Those Dudes Fucking Your Ex" (aka Cuddlin' on the Cock)
The Impact Player
Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite
On the Cusp of Something Great (aka Do You Know The Eric St-Cyr Band?)
Some Much-Needed Zest
BFN, Audio Cthulhu
The Trouble with Veronica (aka Bruce Springsteen Love Story):
Relationship Limbo
A Vicious Argument Spins Out of Control
For Want of a Positive Attitude
The Ultimate Frustration (aka Single yet Still Exclusive?)
"Something's Gotta Give"
The Biggest Hurdle of All
Song: Powderfinger / Roll Right By You
Dubilina's Outlook on Future Loves
First Round Divorcee Renaissance
A Better Alternative to Walking Away(?)
Demanding More from Yourself (aka "Nobody's Gonna Do This for You")
Life, In A Nutshell (aka "Either This Will Work, or It Won't!")
Uphold the Standard (and Fuck the Rest!)
Creating Your Own Happiness (aka The Only Asshole Out Here!)
The Conqueror and the Promoter
Sign-Off: Taking the Hit, Paying the Price, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Brindley Brothers / Man On Fire]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Fire in the Berkley Manor</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 7, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The New Tenants
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Busy July Introductions
Dark Knight Overdose [SPOILER ALERT!]
Fire in the Berkley Manor (aka Stop, Drop, Walnut!)
Silent Prayer of the Insured
The Ol&apos; House Fire Seduction Technique
First Date Vigilante
Chicks Love an Androgynous Dude
Song: Collective Soul / Burn
50-50 Odds for a Working Outlet
A Legitimate Fear of Beehives (aka The Bizarre Non Sequitur)
Broken Window, Stolen Stereo (aka Taking Only What You Need)
No Sympathizing – Blowjobs Only!
A Valid Excuse to Buy More Shit
Viable Options for the Uninsured
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / Big Machine
For Love of Johnny Rzeznik (aka The Lingering Rock Star)
The Platonic Stalker-Friend (aka Cock Vouchers)
The Trouble with Oshinn:
The &quot;Kept Woman&quot; Agreement (with Perks!)
The Secret Betrayal
Exiled Over the New Guy
How to Guarantee Future Affairs with Your Woman (aka JELL-Oshinn)
&quot;Just Think About All Those Dudes Fucking Your Ex&quot; (aka Cuddlin&apos; on the Cock)
The Impact Player
Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite
On the Cusp of Something Great (aka Do You Know The Eric St-Cyr Band?)
Some Much-Needed Zest
BFN, Audio Cthulhu
The Trouble with Veronica (aka Bruce Springsteen Love Story):
Relationship Limbo
A Vicious Argument Spins Out of Control
For Want of a Positive Attitude
The Ultimate Frustration (aka Single yet Still Exclusive?)
&quot;Something&apos;s Gotta Give&quot;
The Biggest Hurdle of All
Song: Powderfinger / Roll Right By You
Dubilina&apos;s Outlook on Future Loves
First Round Divorcee Renaissance
A Better Alternative to Walking Away(?)
Demanding More from Yourself (aka &quot;Nobody&apos;s Gonna Do This for You&quot;)
Life, In A Nutshell (aka &quot;Either This Will Work, or It Won&apos;t!&quot;)
Uphold the Standard (and Fuck the Rest!)
Creating Your Own Happiness (aka The Only Asshole Out Here!)
The Conqueror and the Promoter
Sign-Off: Taking the Hit, Paying the Price, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Brindley Brothers / Man On Fire</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:40:09 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:27:36</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>07/09/08: HSB</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 9, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Utensil-Free Chili Sound Check
Special BFN Opener: Jimmy Reece's BBQ Shack
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BBQFN Networks Introductions
Independence Day '08 Activities
Fat Willy's Holiday BBQ Bender:
Gorging for Your Mother's Love
Learning How to Stretch Out a Meal
White Suit BBQ Challenge
Seriously, Get A Bib
Song: IKE / We Like Sugar
The Handsome Scottish Bastard (and Other Beautiful Couchsurfers) (aka "Check The Teeth!")
Missed Flight for a Brooklyn Booty Call
Wacky Bridesmaid Welcoming Party
Enabling Lisa's Inner Child (aka Friendship Litmus Tests)
Puffy Suit Jacket Fall Fashion
Song: Was (Not Was) / It’s A Miracle
Learning Accents, Not Languages
The HSB Approves His Nickname (aka Lisa's Bizarre Tell-All)
Great Food in the Windy City
The Scotsman's Last Weekend in America (aka "I Want Him Wrecked!")
Mancrushing on the HSB (aka Bob Needs Hugs)
Song: Joshua James / Today
Shameless Plug for the "New" Joshua James LP!
The Warmth of Vinyl
In Anticipation of a New Sound System (aka Awesome Finds at Reckless Records)
Bob Dubilina's Doing Just Fine (aka Voiceovers & Vacations)
Hit/Take/Bang/Spit/Jerk/Bid:The Kyle Ramos Guide to Manhood
Why We Commit (aka "Don't Leave Me!")
The Proper Way to Reject Others
Song: Josh Joplin Group / It's Only Entertainment
Too Old for the Teenage House Party
The Ultimate On-Air Enablers
A Deep Love for Actors Named Kevin
Back-Up Party Plans (aka The Small Window of Sobriety)
Kyle's Fourth of July Family Bender
Song: Barenaked Ladies / 7 8 9
Kyle's Dwindling (& Depressing) Food Supply
The Drunken Ramblings of Ramos
A Second Visit to the THP:
Surprise Rendezvous with Pam
Last Chance for an American Girl
The Insomniac's Stamina
Drunken Griffin Tattoo
Song: Cordero / Quique (BFN Live)
Couchsurfer Chemistry (& Etiquette)
Unsupervised Rock Stars in the Berkley Manor
Fair Warning to Snoopy People
Song: Danko Jones / Your Tears, My Smile
The New Roommate
A Disturbing Mental Picture of Lisa
Sign-Off: You Can Always Crash Here, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Panic At The Disco / Northern Downpour]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Handsome Scottish Bastard (and Other Beautiful Couchsurfers)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 9, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Utensil-Free Chili Sound Check
Special BFN Opener: Jimmy Reece&apos;s BBQ Shack
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BBQFN Networks Introductions
Independence Day &apos;08 Activities
Fat Willy&apos;s Holiday BBQ Bender:
Gorging for Your Mother&apos;s Love
Learning How to Stretch Out a Meal
White Suit BBQ Challenge
Seriously, Get A Bib
Song: IKE / We Like Sugar
The Handsome Scottish Bastard (and Other Beautiful Couchsurfers) (aka &quot;Check The Teeth!&quot;)
Missed Flight for a Brooklyn Booty Call
Wacky Bridesmaid Welcoming Party
Enabling Lisa&apos;s Inner Child (aka Friendship Litmus Tests)
Puffy Suit Jacket Fall Fashion
Song: Was (Not Was) / It’s A Miracle
Learning Accents, Not Languages
The HSB Approves His Nickname (aka Lisa&apos;s Bizarre Tell-All)
Great Food in the Windy City
The Scotsman&apos;s Last Weekend in America (aka &quot;I Want Him Wrecked!&quot;)
Mancrushing on the HSB (aka Bob Needs Hugs)
Song: Joshua James / Today
Shameless Plug for the &quot;New&quot; Joshua James LP!
The Warmth of Vinyl
In Anticipation of a New Sound System (aka Awesome Finds at Reckless Records)
Bob Dubilina&apos;s Doing Just Fine (aka Voiceovers &amp; Vacations)
Hit/Take/Bang/Spit/Jerk/Bid:The Kyle Ramos Guide to Manhood
Why We Commit (aka &quot;Don&apos;t Leave Me!&quot;)
The Proper Way to Reject Others
Song: Josh Joplin Group / It&apos;s Only Entertainment
Too Old for the Teenage House Party
The Ultimate On-Air Enablers
A Deep Love for Actors Named Kevin
Back-Up Party Plans (aka The Small Window of Sobriety)
Kyle&apos;s Fourth of July Family Bender
Song: Barenaked Ladies / 7 8 9
Kyle&apos;s Dwindling (&amp; Depressing) Food Supply
The Drunken Ramblings of Ramos
A Second Visit to the THP:
Surprise Rendezvous with Pam
Last Chance for an American Girl
The Insomniac&apos;s Stamina
Drunken Griffin Tattoo
Song: Cordero / Quique (BFN Live)
Couchsurfer Chemistry (&amp; Etiquette)
Unsupervised Rock Stars in the Berkley Manor
Fair Warning to Snoopy People
Song: Danko Jones / Your Tears, My Smile
The New Roommate
A Disturbing Mental Picture of Lisa
Sign-Off: You Can Always Crash Here, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Panic At The Disco / Northern Downpour</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:40:20 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:08:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>07/02/08: The Trust Factor</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 2, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Alyssa Kensington

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Site Update Inferno!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sloppy BFNinYourEars.com Overhaul Introductions
Bob's Third(?!) Surprise Birthday Party (aka "Seriously, Where's MY Invite!!!")
Song: Pinback / Seville
Welcoming Bob's Partner In Crime
Meta-Ramos
Mike & Maya Call It Quits (aka Bob Hugs or Sixty Million Dollars)
Thankful for the Clean Break
Waiting for the Emotional Rollercoaster to Start
The Intruder Lying Next to You
Song: Millencolin / Route One
Kate Goes AWOL
"Prove It, Internet!"
King Me: The Kyle Ramos Story
Swearing Off Chicks 'Til 2009
Song: Garrison Starr / Gasoline
Late Night Trust Exercises
No More Need for the Hard Sales Pitch (aka "What? You Like Three-Ways?!")
The First Major Hiccup in an Open Relationship
Taking a Big Step Back (aka The Long Jump from A to M)
Song: Mudcrutch / Scare Easy
Kyle's Desperate Crusade for a 4.9 (aka Impromptu Penis Puppetry)
Drifter Charisma
The Champion's Endgame (aka Being Forrest Gump)
Song: Atmosphere / Skinny
Booty Text Message Directory
The Misinterpreted Submission (aka The Dejected Catholic Schoolgirl)
Low Standard Wedding/Memorial Service
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Burn You Up, Burn You Down
Countdown to Extinction
Dispelling STD Myths
Kyle's Upcoming Vasectomy from BFN
Sign-Off: Keeping It Smooth, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Your House 2007 ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The First Major Hiccup in an Open Relationship</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 2, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Alyssa Kensington

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Site Update Inferno!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sloppy BFNinYourEars.com Overhaul Introductions
Bob&apos;s Third(?!) Surprise Birthday Party (aka &quot;Seriously, Where&apos;s MY Invite!!!&quot;)
Song: Pinback / Seville
Welcoming Bob&apos;s Partner In Crime
Meta-Ramos
Mike &amp; Maya Call It Quits (aka Bob Hugs or Sixty Million Dollars)
Thankful for the Clean Break
Waiting for the Emotional Rollercoaster to Start
The Intruder Lying Next to You
Song: Millencolin / Route One
Kate Goes AWOL
&quot;Prove It, Internet!&quot;
King Me: The Kyle Ramos Story
Swearing Off Chicks &apos;Til 2009
Song: Garrison Starr / Gasoline
Late Night Trust Exercises
No More Need for the Hard Sales Pitch (aka &quot;What? You Like Three-Ways?!&quot;)
The First Major Hiccup in an Open Relationship
Taking a Big Step Back (aka The Long Jump from A to M)
Song: Mudcrutch / Scare Easy
Kyle&apos;s Desperate Crusade for a 4.9 (aka Impromptu Penis Puppetry)
Drifter Charisma
The Champion&apos;s Endgame (aka Being Forrest Gump)
Song: Atmosphere / Skinny
Booty Text Message Directory
The Misinterpreted Submission (aka The Dejected Catholic Schoolgirl)
Low Standard Wedding/Memorial Service
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel &amp; Friends) / Burn You Up, Burn You Down
Countdown to Extinction
Dispelling STD Myths
Kyle&apos;s Upcoming Vasectomy from BFN
Sign-Off: Keeping It Smooth, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Your House 2007 </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:29:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:51:28</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>06/17/08: Accidental Blackouts</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the June 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Craigslist Women
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Insomniac Introductions (aka "Bob In An Empty Room")
The Second Unconscious Phone Call (aka Accidental Blackouts)
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Big Casino
Doing It in the Dark
Kyle "Trows" His Goo
Song: Danko Jones / King Of Magazines
Time Travel Sex (aka Passion vs. Deviance)
The Dassion Effect: A Scientific Theory
Quantum Leaps with Sticky Hands
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker (BFN Live)
Excellent Reminders to Keep It Going BFN Promo
Kyle Starts Raking in the Digits (aka Sport Flirting)
Phone Numbers – Get, Don't Give!
Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Your New Twin-Sized Bed
The Subtle & Seductive Booty Text?
"There Are No Accidents in Attraction!"
Good Odds for a Good Man (aka The Opportunist's Jackpot)
Song: Ana / We Are
Nonsense Songs We Hate to Love
Taking Comfort in Old Addictions
Bullied by the Homeless (aka Ultra-Aggressive Dating Tactics)
Extreme Bonding on the First Date
Lower Your Standards! (aka Pining for the Real American Accent)
Offering Up a Handsome Scottish Bastard
Sign-Off: What the Fuck Just Happened?! It's BFN Networks!
Song: Bob Mould / Stupid Now ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Second Unconscious Phone Call </itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the June 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Craigslist Women
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Insomniac Introductions (aka &quot;Bob In An Empty Room&quot;)
The Second Unconscious Phone Call (aka Accidental Blackouts)
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Big Casino
Doing It in the Dark
Kyle &quot;Trows&quot; His Goo
Song: Danko Jones / King Of Magazines
Time Travel Sex (aka Passion vs. Deviance)
The Dassion Effect: A Scientific Theory
Quantum Leaps with Sticky Hands
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker (BFN Live)
Excellent Reminders to Keep It Going BFN Promo
Kyle Starts Raking in the Digits (aka Sport Flirting)
Phone Numbers – Get, Don&apos;t Give!
Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Your New Twin-Sized Bed
The Subtle &amp; Seductive Booty Text?
&quot;There Are No Accidents in Attraction!&quot;
Good Odds for a Good Man (aka The Opportunist&apos;s Jackpot)
Song: Ana / We Are
Nonsense Songs We Hate to Love
Taking Comfort in Old Addictions
Bullied by the Homeless (aka Ultra-Aggressive Dating Tactics)
Extreme Bonding on the First Date
Lower Your Standards! (aka Pining for the Real American Accent)
Offering Up a Handsome Scottish Bastard
Sign-Off: What the Fuck Just Happened?! It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Bob Mould / Stupid Now </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:29:44 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:44:59</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>06/10/08: Full Disclosure</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the June 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dubilina's Catnap
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Business with Mr. Sandman & Little Nemo Introductions
Dream Cowboys & Nightmare Indians
The Need to Keep Spry
Heavy Edits & The Incredible Hulk
The Summer of Midnight Premieres (aka Trapped in the Dark with Nerds & Hipsters)
The Semi-Attractive Square (& Her Book of Absolutely True Facts)
"You'll Fuck Anything With Tits": A Foolproof Scientific Argument
Bob Dubilina's Mandatory Friendship Contract
Stupid Assumptions from the New Girl
Song: Joss Stone / Put Your Hands On Me
The Muses of BFN
The Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party?!
Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood & Rank)
Windy City Reprise: The Best Songs of 2007
The Birthday Throwdown Clause
In Argument for a Proper Last Time
Chasing the 7
The Ultimate Revenge of the Ex (aka Dissecting the Heart on Your Sleeve)
Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain't Dead
The Biggest Relationship Experiment to Date (aka Ethical and Honest with Veronica & Kate)
Removing Yourself from the Gene Pool:
Bob Makes a Big Announcement
Good Riddance to Childhood
Disappointed & Overbearing
Kyle Anticipates Fatherhood
Marrying into the Family (aka Roberto Ramos)
A Refusal to Relinquish Control
The Only Way for a Man to Truly Make It His Choice (aka "An Accident Is Not An Agreement!")
The Benefits of NOT Having Kids
The Unforeseen Hardships of Parenthood
The Church of Ramos
Song: Porcupine Tree / Sentimental
Windy City Reprise BFN Promo (aka Baby BFN)
Unwarranted Bragging Rights for Your Children
Big News from Bob's First
Moving on Your Kid's Friends (All the Way into the 21st Century!)
Dead at 47
352 Days of Fame
Doomed To Be Forgotten
Cleaning House on OKCupid
Reigning It In (aka Tempted by Tessa)
Kyle Quits the Internet (aka Searching for Love Without DSL)
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
Misinterpreted IMs (aka Something Ominous in Your Chat Log)
Sign-Off: That Better Not Be Mine, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Pink Martini / Hey Eugene ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Removing Yourself from the Gene Pool</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the June 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dubilina&apos;s Catnap
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Business with Mr. Sandman &amp; Little Nemo Introductions
Dream Cowboys &amp; Nightmare Indians
The Need to Keep Spry
Heavy Edits &amp; The Incredible Hulk
The Summer of Midnight Premieres (aka Trapped in the Dark with Nerds &amp; Hipsters)
The Semi-Attractive Square (&amp; Her Book of Absolutely True Facts)
&quot;You&apos;ll Fuck Anything With Tits&quot;: A Foolproof Scientific Argument
Bob Dubilina&apos;s Mandatory Friendship Contract
Stupid Assumptions from the New Girl
Song: Joss Stone / Put Your Hands On Me
The Muses of BFN
The Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party?!
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood &amp; Rank)
Windy City Reprise: The Best Songs of 2007
The Birthday Throwdown Clause
In Argument for a Proper Last Time
Chasing the 7
The Ultimate Revenge of the Ex (aka Dissecting the Heart on Your Sleeve)
Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain&apos;t Dead
The Biggest Relationship Experiment to Date (aka Ethical and Honest with Veronica &amp; Kate)
Removing Yourself from the Gene Pool:
Bob Makes a Big Announcement
Good Riddance to Childhood
Disappointed &amp; Overbearing
Kyle Anticipates Fatherhood
Marrying into the Family (aka Roberto Ramos)
A Refusal to Relinquish Control
The Only Way for a Man to Truly Make It His Choice (aka &quot;An Accident Is Not An Agreement!&quot;)
The Benefits of NOT Having Kids
The Unforeseen Hardships of Parenthood
The Church of Ramos
Song: Porcupine Tree / Sentimental
Windy City Reprise BFN Promo (aka Baby BFN)
Unwarranted Bragging Rights for Your Children
Big News from Bob&apos;s First
Moving on Your Kid&apos;s Friends (All the Way into the 21st Century!)
Dead at 47
352 Days of Fame
Doomed To Be Forgotten
Cleaning House on OKCupid
Reigning It In (aka Tempted by Tessa)
Kyle Quits the Internet (aka Searching for Love Without DSL)
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
Misinterpreted IMs (aka Something Ominous in Your Chat Log)
Sign-Off: That Better Not Be Mine, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Pink Martini / Hey Eugene </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:59:40 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:29:37</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>06/08/08: Lost Causes</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the June 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Ditching the Pants
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Safari at the Lincoln Park Zoo (aka Too Much Neck!)
"Fuck This Weather!" Introductions (aka A Sincere Wish for Nuclear Winter)
Detached State Pride
Extreme Indoor Temperatures
Things We're Looking Forward to This Summer:
Ice Pops & Ice Cream
An Extra Glass of Milk (aka Silk By Scratch)
Frozen Green Grapes (Do Not Wash!)
Three Simple Meals Stolen from Maeve
The Return of Road Music! (aka Hail to the '90's!)
Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You
Winter & The Death of Chivalry
Cursed Frozen Socks!
Summer Plans '08:
Rooftop BBQ (aka The Uncomfortably Hot Party)
Lazy (Chicago) River Float (aka Bringing Out Your Best Sean Penn)
The Dark Knight (aka Hating on Indy?)
The Biggs & Kyle Reunion!
Song: Coheed & Cambria / Feathers
Incoherent Road Stops
Friends Don't Invite Friends to Shitty Personal Labors of Love:
Bob's Toils, Kyle's Spoils
The Traffic Jam in Bob's Love Life
Maya as Cheerleader
The Thankless Profession
The Crime Against Art In Question
Just Say No to First Tries!
Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running
Crashing Nerdfest (aka Rock Band and Fantasy Board Games)
The Heartbroken Burger Flipper
The Desperate Search for a Spare Donut
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
The Novelty Wears Off (aka "I'd Rather Go Home Alone!")
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain
The Risqué Photo Shoot
Mike on the Mike's Identity Revealed!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where Are You?!
Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Friends Don&apos;t Invite Friends to Shitty Personal Labors of Love</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the June 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Ditching the Pants
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Safari at the Lincoln Park Zoo (aka Too Much Neck!)
&quot;Fuck This Weather!&quot; Introductions (aka A Sincere Wish for Nuclear Winter)
Detached State Pride
Extreme Indoor Temperatures
Things We&apos;re Looking Forward to This Summer:
Ice Pops &amp; Ice Cream
An Extra Glass of Milk (aka Silk By Scratch)
Frozen Green Grapes (Do Not Wash!)
Three Simple Meals Stolen from Maeve
The Return of Road Music! (aka Hail to the &apos;90&apos;s!)
Song: Scouting For Girls / It&apos;s Not About You
Winter &amp; The Death of Chivalry
Cursed Frozen Socks!
Summer Plans &apos;08:
Rooftop BBQ (aka The Uncomfortably Hot Party)
Lazy (Chicago) River Float (aka Bringing Out Your Best Sean Penn)
The Dark Knight (aka Hating on Indy?)
The Biggs &amp; Kyle Reunion!
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / Feathers
Incoherent Road Stops
Friends Don&apos;t Invite Friends to Shitty Personal Labors of Love:
Bob&apos;s Toils, Kyle&apos;s Spoils
The Traffic Jam in Bob&apos;s Love Life
Maya as Cheerleader
The Thankless Profession
The Crime Against Art In Question
Just Say No to First Tries!
Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running
Crashing Nerdfest (aka Rock Band and Fantasy Board Games)
The Heartbroken Burger Flipper
The Desperate Search for a Spare Donut
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
The Novelty Wears Off (aka &quot;I&apos;d Rather Go Home Alone!&quot;)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You&apos;re So Plain
The Risqué Photo Shoot
Mike on the Mike&apos;s Identity Revealed!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where Are You?!
Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:59:38 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:58:14</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>05/28/08: Evil Urges</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[he following is a basic summary for the May 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Bob's Birthday Wishlist
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Hot/Cool Tamales Introductions
Kyle Beats Bob to #25 (aka That Spare $490 In Your Pocket)
Torn Up Junk (aka Kyle Ramos vs. Vagina Dentata)
Song: Was (Not Was) / Crazy Water
Ramos & Rosbar present: Chicago Talk
BFN 2008: A Blur of Anonymous Women
Conquering Berlin
Kyle's OKCupid Megaprofile
Bob's Birthday Conquest – FOILED!
Song: Millencolin / Stalemate
Unconscious at the Co-op (aka Sleepless in Chicago)
The Mildly Narcoleptic Girl
Sex With Sheets (aka Soft Threads, Rough Fluff)
The Wiffle Ball Bat Experiment
Tantalized by Novelty
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Lazy Boy Dash
Five Minutes for True Love
When Honesty Becomes the Biggest Risk
Curing the Funk (aka Erectile Deodorant)
The Poster Child of Doomed Relationships (aka Bob's Love Life as United 93)
Song: The Black Keys / Psychotic Girl
Pursuing Mike's Girl
The Long-Overdue BFN Train (aka A Risky Proposition)
Song: Rogue Wave / Chicago X 12 (BFN Live)
Just A Few Years Short of Legal (aka "Pervert.")
A Perfect Opportunity for an Unspeakable Act
Song: Def Leppard / C'mon C'mon
The Worst Way to End a Phone Conversation
Kyle's Monogamous Crusaders
Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!!
Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero
The Most Mortifying Break Up
Kyle's Catch-22 (aka No Respect for "Ol' 50%" Bob)
Closing Arguments
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I'll Get You, My Precious!
Song: Paul Weller / Changingman ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>he following is a basic summary for the May 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Bob&apos;s Birthday Wishlist
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Hot/Cool Tamales Introductions
Kyle Beats Bob to #25 (aka That Spare $490 In Your Pocket)
Torn Up Junk (aka Kyle Ramos vs. Vagina Dentata)
Song: Was (Not Was) / Crazy Water
Ramos &amp; Rosbar present: Chicago Talk
BFN 2008: A Blur of Anonymous Women
Conquering Berlin
Kyle&apos;s OKCupid Megaprofile
Bob&apos;s Birthday Conquest – FOILED!
Song: Millencolin / Stalemate
Unconscious at the Co-op (aka Sleepless in Chicago)
The Mildly Narcoleptic Girl
Sex With Sheets (aka Soft Threads, Rough Fluff)
The Wiffle Ball Bat Experiment
Tantalized by Novelty
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Lazy Boy Dash
Five Minutes for True Love
When Honesty Becomes the Biggest Risk
Curing the Funk (aka Erectile Deodorant)
The Poster Child of Doomed Relationships (aka Bob&apos;s Love Life as United 93)
Song: The Black Keys / Psychotic Girl
Pursuing Mike&apos;s Girl
The Long-Overdue BFN Train (aka A Risky Proposition)
Song: Rogue Wave / Chicago X 12 (BFN Live)
Just A Few Years Short of Legal (aka &quot;Pervert.&quot;)
A Perfect Opportunity for an Unspeakable Act
Song: Def Leppard / C&apos;mon C&apos;mon
The Worst Way to End a Phone Conversation
Kyle&apos;s Monogamous Crusaders
Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!!
Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero
The Most Mortifying Break Up
Kyle&apos;s Catch-22 (aka No Respect for &quot;Ol&apos; 50%&quot; Bob)
Closing Arguments
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I&apos;ll Get You, My Precious!
Song: Paul Weller / Changingman </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:59:41 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:05:47</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/01/08: The Knights of Namuth</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 1, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dirty Sheets
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Gimme Royalties" Introductions
The Big Season 17 Update (feat. Frank Sinatra!)
Fresh Towels, Clean Comforter (aka Caution: Wet Kyle!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Hard Way
The Filthy No-Fail Text Message (aka Five Minutes!)
Nic Gets the Text (aka BJ & Two Suits)
The Collective Bumout
Hannah Plays with Fire
"Immediate Disapproval – I Guarantee It!"
Last Few Words of Advice
Song: SPAN / Stay As You Are
Dr. Kyle Ramos – Renowned Songwriter, Private Investigator, Obsessed Anthropologist, Deadbeat Father
Why We Prefer the Company of Women
Our Girl Gets Left in the Cold (aka Stranded at Ogden & Ashland)
Code Blue for Buchwildere
Song: People In Planes / Flesh And Blood
The Shy Girl
Neutralizing Kerry at the Cubby Bear
"I Like This Band A Lot More Than Your Other One!"
Unnecessary Homages
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Kyle's Newfound Love for Jenn
"Pulling A Gerry":
Nice Guy But . . . (aka The Illusion of Game)
Blowing Up Someone's Spot (An Excerpt from The Kyle Ramos Guide to Social Interactions)
The Ashley Snafu
Room For Ramos
Lurking Outside the Social Group (aka Beware the Single Kyle!)
Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank)
Wrestling: A Definition
The Epic Throwdown (aka "No Uncle" Namuth)
Rough Housing as Domestic Abuse
"Are You Sure This Isn't Sex?"
Song: Powderfinger / Living Type
The Sketchy Pick-Up Artist (aka Shallow Al)
The Pre-Screeners
Sign-Off: Code Blue, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Stepanian / Call Me When You're Famous ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Why We Prefer the Company of Women</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 1, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dirty Sheets
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Gimme Royalties&quot; Introductions
The Big Season 17 Update (feat. Frank Sinatra!)
Fresh Towels, Clean Comforter (aka Caution: Wet Kyle!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Hard Way
The Filthy No-Fail Text Message (aka Five Minutes!)
Nic Gets the Text (aka BJ &amp; Two Suits)
The Collective Bumout
Hannah Plays with Fire
&quot;Immediate Disapproval – I Guarantee It!&quot;
Last Few Words of Advice
Song: SPAN / Stay As You Are
Dr. Kyle Ramos – Renowned Songwriter, Private Investigator, Obsessed Anthropologist, Deadbeat Father
Why We Prefer the Company of Women
Our Girl Gets Left in the Cold (aka Stranded at Ogden &amp; Ashland)
Code Blue for Buchwildere
Song: People In Planes / Flesh And Blood
The Shy Girl
Neutralizing Kerry at the Cubby Bear
&quot;I Like This Band A Lot More Than Your Other One!&quot;
Unnecessary Homages
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Kyle&apos;s Newfound Love for Jenn
&quot;Pulling A Gerry&quot;:
Nice Guy But . . . (aka The Illusion of Game)
Blowing Up Someone&apos;s Spot (An Excerpt from The Kyle Ramos Guide to Social Interactions)
The Ashley Snafu
Room For Ramos
Lurking Outside the Social Group (aka Beware the Single Kyle!)
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank)
Wrestling: A Definition
The Epic Throwdown (aka &quot;No Uncle&quot; Namuth)
Rough Housing as Domestic Abuse
&quot;Are You Sure This Isn&apos;t Sex?&quot;
Song: Powderfinger / Living Type
The Sketchy Pick-Up Artist (aka Shallow Al)
The Pre-Screeners
Sign-Off: Code Blue, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Stepanian / Call Me When You&apos;re Famous </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 17:03:32 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:49:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/17/08: Bobby&apos;s Angels</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Neutral Fan Mail
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Stolen Thunder Introductions
The Lady & The Pied Piper
BFN: The Death Knell of All Relationships
Bob's Favor Bank (aka Second Base in the Sandbox)
The Perceived Slut
An Intimate (and Somewhat Inappropriate) Request for Future Relations (aka Save It for the Second Date)
The Wicked Lothario (aka "The Best You'll Ever Do!")
Song: The Mountain Goats / Autoclave
The Insomniac's Dream: A Letter to Justine (aka Real-Life Romantic Comedy Amateur Hour)
5 Possibilities (aka Possessive, Territorial & Completely Irrational)
Song: Panic At The Disco / That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)
What Makes a Successful Relationship?
The "Neutral" Fuck Buddy
Best Friends = Viable Threats
Alyssa & Eve: The Perfect Girlfriend (aka Assured Romantic Self-Destruction)
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Mutha Lovers
Platonic Coffee
The Ambassador of OKCupid (aka The Only Cool Guy on the Internet)
Online Personals Profile Guru
Song: Mike Doughty / I Wrote A Song About Your Car
Big Music Weekend BFN Promo
A Handful of Online Dating Tips
Iron Man In-Studio?!
Bob's First Adventure in Couchsurfing:
An Emergency Couch for Mick (aka Blood on the Cushions)
Taking Advantage of the Foreign Accent
The Filthy Master's Thesis
Song: Bullets And Octane / Sweet Angel
Hot French Couchsurfer Threeway Miracle!
Song: Biffy Clyro / Folding Stars
Long-Distance Conquests:
Just Say No to Rogers Park! (aka Dating By Location)
Chicago-Milwaukee-St. Paul Corridor of Seduction
"Et Tu, Ramos?"
Going Soft on Love
Kyle's Self-Destructive Streak
Kyle Ramos' Official BFN PSA to Women: "Just Stop It!"
Song: Rogue Wave / Fantasies
Lucky 21
First at Fifteen (aka Kyle Pops His Cherry)
4 More to Go Before May 24th! (aka The "25 Club" Cake)
Bob Dubilina, Peacefucker!
Bob Finally Hits His Stride (and Looks Hip Doing It!)
Return of the Filthy Late-Night Phone Calls
Oshinn Trumps All (aka Another Plane Ticket for the Champ)
Classy Kyle
Sign-Off: Call Me, It's BFN Networks!
Song: People In Planes / Fire ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>An Intimate (and Somewhat Inappropriate) Request for Future Relations</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 17, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Neutral Fan Mail
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Stolen Thunder Introductions
The Lady &amp; The Pied Piper
BFN: The Death Knell of All Relationships
Bob&apos;s Favor Bank (aka Second Base in the Sandbox)
The Perceived Slut
An Intimate (and Somewhat Inappropriate) Request for Future Relations (aka Save It for the Second Date)
The Wicked Lothario (aka &quot;The Best You&apos;ll Ever Do!&quot;)
Song: The Mountain Goats / Autoclave
The Insomniac&apos;s Dream: A Letter to Justine (aka Real-Life Romantic Comedy Amateur Hour)
5 Possibilities (aka Possessive, Territorial &amp; Completely Irrational)
Song: Panic At The Disco / That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)
What Makes a Successful Relationship?
The &quot;Neutral&quot; Fuck Buddy
Best Friends = Viable Threats
Alyssa &amp; Eve: The Perfect Girlfriend (aka Assured Romantic Self-Destruction)
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Mutha Lovers
Platonic Coffee
The Ambassador of OKCupid (aka The Only Cool Guy on the Internet)
Online Personals Profile Guru
Song: Mike Doughty / I Wrote A Song About Your Car
Big Music Weekend BFN Promo
A Handful of Online Dating Tips
Iron Man In-Studio?!
Bob&apos;s First Adventure in Couchsurfing:
An Emergency Couch for Mick (aka Blood on the Cushions)
Taking Advantage of the Foreign Accent
The Filthy Master&apos;s Thesis
Song: Bullets And Octane / Sweet Angel
Hot French Couchsurfer Threeway Miracle!
Song: Biffy Clyro / Folding Stars
Long-Distance Conquests:
Just Say No to Rogers Park! (aka Dating By Location)
Chicago-Milwaukee-St. Paul Corridor of Seduction
&quot;Et Tu, Ramos?&quot;
Going Soft on Love
Kyle&apos;s Self-Destructive Streak
Kyle Ramos&apos; Official BFN PSA to Women: &quot;Just Stop It!&quot;
Song: Rogue Wave / Fantasies
Lucky 21
First at Fifteen (aka Kyle Pops His Cherry)
4 More to Go Before May 24th! (aka The &quot;25 Club&quot; Cake)
Bob Dubilina, Peacefucker!
Bob Finally Hits His Stride (and Looks Hip Doing It!)
Return of the Filthy Late-Night Phone Calls
Oshinn Trumps All (aka Another Plane Ticket for the Champ)
Classy Kyle
Sign-Off: Call Me, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: People In Planes / Fire </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:03:31 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:30:16</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/10/08: The Fast &amp; The Furious</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kip Copernicus

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The New Third Roommate
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Subletter Empties the Fridge
The Origins of Kip Copernicus
Cash-Strapped Introductions
The Promise of Season 18
Enforced Hygiene at the Berkley Manor
Song: Blackfield / Christenings
The Guitar Gets Returned . . . with a Refund!
The Subtle Differences Upon Arrival (aka Local Currency and Blackitude!)
A Deep Longing for Toilet Paper and Cold Drinks
A Disgusting New Pedigree of Ice Cream
Song: People In Planes / Pretty Buildings (Acoustic)
"Your Coat Is Looking Fantastic!"
Getting In Shape on a Lazy Vacation (aka Transient on a Treadmill)
The BFN Chicago Marathon Challenge:
The Kyle Ramos Egg Nog Run
Bob Dubilina's Hangover Hash
The Kip Copernicus Couchhop
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Let It Happen
Suffer the Little Africans:
"Hey, High Five!"
The Beggar Child Chest Poke
"WHAT?!"
Night of the Living Toubab
Four Loveless Marriages, Twenty Starving Children
Clearing the Kids Through Customs
Lil' Logan Square Sweatshop
Song: Electric Six / Kukuxumushu
Rules of the Road/Rules of the Couch
1997 Dodge Lemon (Pakistani Edition)
2001 Dodge Zipper (Foreign DeLorean Edition)
Fueled by Hate (aka Two Hours Ahead of Real Time)
Song: Matchbox Twenty / Disease
A Letter to Kate
Long Live the Victory Comforter!
The Girl in Knee-Length Socks (aka Poor Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes)
Confessions of a Candid Casanova
Careless Whispers for the Unconscious
Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg
CouchSurfing: Rock Band Edition
Five More Years of Dead-End Relationships (aka Spring Fever, Fall Itch)
Spitroasting Candidates & Renaissance Vagrants
The Lewd Playwright (aka The Elitist Pick-Up Artist)
BFN Networks' Jersey Face Spring Break
Song: Biffy Clyro / Get Fucked Stud
Unexpected Rejection from Desdemona
Surprise Booty Text from Mary
Kyle's Drunken New Year's with Jon Brion
Second Base with the Wrong Girlfriend
Sleepfucking & Lullaby Handjobs
Perfect Wingmen
Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You
Ruthless Phone Messages from the Windy City
Lisa & The Two Lousy Homecomings:
"Where's My Mouse?!"
Nurse Dubilina
Kyle Drops the Bomb
Song: Panic! At The Disco / I Write Sins Not Tragedies (w/ Intro)
Who's Maeve Whiteman?! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Cure for AIDS Found in the Couch Cushions
Lisa's Ridiculous Cell Phone Bill (aka Why We Love the Mouse)
Sign-Off: Are You Up to the Challenge? It's BFN Networks!
Song: Garrison Starr / 40 Days ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Second Base with the Wrong Girlfriend</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 10, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kip Copernicus

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The New Third Roommate
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The Subletter Empties the Fridge
The Origins of Kip Copernicus
Cash-Strapped Introductions
The Promise of Season 18
Enforced Hygiene at the Berkley Manor
Song: Blackfield / Christenings
The Guitar Gets Returned . . . with a Refund!
The Subtle Differences Upon Arrival (aka Local Currency and Blackitude!)
A Deep Longing for Toilet Paper and Cold Drinks
A Disgusting New Pedigree of Ice Cream
Song: People In Planes / Pretty Buildings (Acoustic)
&quot;Your Coat Is Looking Fantastic!&quot;
Getting In Shape on a Lazy Vacation (aka Transient on a Treadmill)
The BFN Chicago Marathon Challenge:
The Kyle Ramos Egg Nog Run
Bob Dubilina&apos;s Hangover Hash
The Kip Copernicus Couchhop
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Let It Happen
Suffer the Little Africans:
&quot;Hey, High Five!&quot;
The Beggar Child Chest Poke
&quot;WHAT?!&quot;
Night of the Living Toubab
Four Loveless Marriages, Twenty Starving Children
Clearing the Kids Through Customs
Lil&apos; Logan Square Sweatshop
Song: Electric Six / Kukuxumushu
Rules of the Road/Rules of the Couch
1997 Dodge Lemon (Pakistani Edition)
2001 Dodge Zipper (Foreign DeLorean Edition)
Fueled by Hate (aka Two Hours Ahead of Real Time)
Song: Matchbox Twenty / Disease
A Letter to Kate
Long Live the Victory Comforter!
The Girl in Knee-Length Socks (aka Poor Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes)
Confessions of a Candid Casanova
Careless Whispers for the Unconscious
Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg
CouchSurfing: Rock Band Edition
Five More Years of Dead-End Relationships (aka Spring Fever, Fall Itch)
Spitroasting Candidates &amp; Renaissance Vagrants
The Lewd Playwright (aka The Elitist Pick-Up Artist)
BFN Networks&apos; Jersey Face Spring Break
Song: Biffy Clyro / Get Fucked Stud
Unexpected Rejection from Desdemona
Surprise Booty Text from Mary
Kyle&apos;s Drunken New Year&apos;s with Jon Brion
Second Base with the Wrong Girlfriend
Sleepfucking &amp; Lullaby Handjobs
Perfect Wingmen
Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You
Ruthless Phone Messages from the Windy City
Lisa &amp; The Two Lousy Homecomings:
&quot;Where&apos;s My Mouse?!&quot;
Nurse Dubilina
Kyle Drops the Bomb
Song: Panic! At The Disco / I Write Sins Not Tragedies (w/ Intro)
Who&apos;s Maeve Whiteman?! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Cure for AIDS Found in the Couch Cushions
Lisa&apos;s Ridiculous Cell Phone Bill (aka Why We Love the Mouse)
Sign-Off: Are You Up to the Challenge? It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Garrison Starr / 40 Days </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:03:26 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:42:02</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/08/08: The Ugly Canadian (Part 2)</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Manhunt: Dakar
Extortion at the Gambian Border
Big Tantrum at the Central Police Station
No Sympathy from the Senegalese (aka Apathetic Justice)
Song: Kate Voegele / The Devil In Me
The Most Beautiful Women in Africa
The Last Lord of Scotland
Hard Seat to Timbuktu
Upholding the Standard (aka The Good Fight for a Partial Refund)
36 Hours on the Road to Hell:
Bound for Tambacounda
The Ugly Nigerians
When Goats Fly
12 Hours in Kayes (aka Asleep at the Gas Pumps)
A Nasty Fight for a Cheap Auberge
Longest Wait for the Shortest Distance
Song: Biffy Clyro / Love Has A Diameter
VIP Welcome to The Gambia
The Squat Toilet Conundrum (aka The Steam Bidet)
Born to Bone
Too Hot to Verbalize
The Serekunda Punch: 
The Brutal Last Dash to Banjul
Planned Rendezvous with Manju
The Omnipresent Hiss
"Don't Touch Me!"
The Ignorant Apprentice
The Threat
The Riot (aka "NO! SIX!!!")
The Rescue
The Upside of Traveling Alone
BFN Vacation: "The Bob Dubilina African Tour"
Kyle's Red Line Punch (aka The Ugliest Canadian)
Song: Matchbox Twenty / How Far We've Come
Six Weeks Without Sex! (aka The Tantalizing Tunisians)
The Instantly Ill-Fated Abstinence Challenge
Blame It On Maeve
The Last French Temptation (aka The Rape Switch)
The $2000 Kyle Ramos Travel Experience
Song: Hanson / Tearing It Down
Spiffing Up the New Studio
Inappropriate Gifts for the Senegalese
The Farewell Handshake
Two Seasons Behind Schedule
Back in Good Company
Sign-Off: Timbuktu, FUCK YOU! It's BFN Networks!
Song: Josh Ritter / Open Doors ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Instantly Ill-Fated Abstinence Challenge</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Manhunt: Dakar
Extortion at the Gambian Border
Big Tantrum at the Central Police Station
No Sympathy from the Senegalese (aka Apathetic Justice)
Song: Kate Voegele / The Devil In Me
The Most Beautiful Women in Africa
The Last Lord of Scotland
Hard Seat to Timbuktu
Upholding the Standard (aka The Good Fight for a Partial Refund)
36 Hours on the Road to Hell:
Bound for Tambacounda
The Ugly Nigerians
When Goats Fly
12 Hours in Kayes (aka Asleep at the Gas Pumps)
A Nasty Fight for a Cheap Auberge
Longest Wait for the Shortest Distance
Song: Biffy Clyro / Love Has A Diameter
VIP Welcome to The Gambia
The Squat Toilet Conundrum (aka The Steam Bidet)
Born to Bone
Too Hot to Verbalize
The Serekunda Punch: 
The Brutal Last Dash to Banjul
Planned Rendezvous with Manju
The Omnipresent Hiss
&quot;Don&apos;t Touch Me!&quot;
The Ignorant Apprentice
The Threat
The Riot (aka &quot;NO! SIX!!!&quot;)
The Rescue
The Upside of Traveling Alone
BFN Vacation: &quot;The Bob Dubilina African Tour&quot;
Kyle&apos;s Red Line Punch (aka The Ugliest Canadian)
Song: Matchbox Twenty / How Far We&apos;ve Come
Six Weeks Without Sex! (aka The Tantalizing Tunisians)
The Instantly Ill-Fated Abstinence Challenge
Blame It On Maeve
The Last French Temptation (aka The Rape Switch)
The $2000 Kyle Ramos Travel Experience
Song: Hanson / Tearing It Down
Spiffing Up the New Studio
Inappropriate Gifts for the Senegalese
The Farewell Handshake
Two Seasons Behind Schedule
Back in Good Company
Sign-Off: Timbuktu, FUCK YOU! It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Josh Ritter / Open Doors </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:03:29 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:44:23</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/08/08: The Ugly Canadian (Part 1)</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Final Episode of Q101 BFN
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Angry Caller Introductions
Greetings from the New Berkley Manor Studios!
Free Day in Chicago (aka Air Amistad)
Expensive Equipment in a Trashed Apartment (aka PTSDubilina)
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
The Upside to the New Home Studio (aka 15 Hookers vs. Bob's Spotlight)
The McDevin Strikes Back:
Operation: Adios, Amigos!
Operation: Six-String Shock & Awe
The Biggest Shame
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice?
The Whitest Flight on Air Amistad
The Ugly Canadian
Europeans with Attitude (aka America #1!)
Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain't Dead
Africa Without A Net (aka Experimenting with CouchingSurfing.com):
Aarpul's A No-Show
Going Home with Falou
The $1500 Guide
Misadventures with Falou:
Respect The Time!
The Saint-Louis Dorm Room
The Additional $500
Sidetracked to Cap Skirring
Song: Powderfinger / Long Way To Go
The Best Food in the World
Rap & Reggae in the Sun
Cassette Is King!
Where's Kanye?
Everyone Loves iPod
"Pay Your Own Way!"
Song: John Garrison / Below The Radar
Rumble in Cap Skirring
Girlfriend Drama Deja Vu
Abandoned on the Beach
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
To Be Continued . . .]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Rumble in Cap Skirring</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 8, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Final Episode of Q101 BFN
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Angry Caller Introductions
Greetings from the New Berkley Manor Studios!
Free Day in Chicago (aka Air Amistad)
Expensive Equipment in a Trashed Apartment (aka PTSDubilina)
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
The Upside to the New Home Studio (aka 15 Hookers vs. Bob&apos;s Spotlight)
The McDevin Strikes Back:
Operation: Adios, Amigos!
Operation: Six-String Shock &amp; Awe
The Biggest Shame
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice?
The Whitest Flight on Air Amistad
The Ugly Canadian
Europeans with Attitude (aka America #1!)
Song: Scouting For Girls / Elvis Ain&apos;t Dead
Africa Without A Net (aka Experimenting with CouchingSurfing.com):
Aarpul&apos;s A No-Show
Going Home with Falou
The $1500 Guide
Misadventures with Falou:
Respect The Time!
The Saint-Louis Dorm Room
The Additional $500
Sidetracked to Cap Skirring
Song: Powderfinger / Long Way To Go
The Best Food in the World
Rap &amp; Reggae in the Sun
Cassette Is King!
Where&apos;s Kanye?
Everyone Loves iPod
&quot;Pay Your Own Way!&quot;
Song: John Garrison / Below The Radar
Rumble in Cap Skirring
Girlfriend Drama Deja Vu
Abandoned on the Beach
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
To Be Continued . . .</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:03:28 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:38:39</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>12/16/07: Three-Way Calling</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 16, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Packing the Bags
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"It's Time To Go!" Introductions
Sticky Hands in a Drafty Apartment (aka Trapped in the Freezer)
One Night of Warmth
Song: Pinback / Good To Sea
Last Day at Acme Finance
Wrong Site at the Wrong Time (aka Definitely NSFW)
SMD Torture (aka Kyle Ramos' House of Fuck With)
Kyle Levels the High School Competition (aka Banned from the Internet: A True Story!)
Song: The Life / It Is What It Is
Confessions of Raw Bacon: Rock Plaza Central
Song: Rock Plaza Central / I Am An Excellent Steel Horse (BFN Live) 
Pushing the Envelope with the Good Girl
A Horribly Explicit Phone Call to Megan Buchwildere (aka The Four Corners Sexual Apocalypse)
Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey
The Death of the English Language (aka Down with w00t, Up with Santorum)
Song: Ben Lee / Ripe
The 19th Woman (and The Promise of More!)
Our New Year's Resolutions (aka New Locks and a Big Hunt)
Sign-Off: Don't You Ever Stop Rockin' My World, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Powderfinger / Lost & Running ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A Horribly Explicit Phone Call to Megan Buchwildere</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 16, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Packing the Bags
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;It&apos;s Time To Go!&quot; Introductions
Sticky Hands in a Drafty Apartment (aka Trapped in the Freezer)
One Night of Warmth
Song: Pinback / Good To Sea
Last Day at Acme Finance
Wrong Site at the Wrong Time (aka Definitely NSFW)
SMD Torture (aka Kyle Ramos&apos; House of Fuck With)
Kyle Levels the High School Competition (aka Banned from the Internet: A True Story!)
Song: The Life / It Is What It Is
Confessions of Raw Bacon: Rock Plaza Central
Song: Rock Plaza Central / I Am An Excellent Steel Horse (BFN Live) 
Pushing the Envelope with the Good Girl
A Horribly Explicit Phone Call to Megan Buchwildere (aka The Four Corners Sexual Apocalypse)
Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey
The Death of the English Language (aka Down with w00t, Up with Santorum)
Song: Ben Lee / Ripe
The 19th Woman (and The Promise of More!)
Our New Year&apos;s Resolutions (aka New Locks and a Big Hunt)
Sign-Off: Don&apos;t You Ever Stop Rockin&apos; My World, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Powderfinger / Lost &amp; Running </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:00:31 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:01:44</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>12/12/07: The Chronicles of Rosbar</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Madison Rosbar
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #49178437-PR
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Exercise Introductions:
The Mancow Reacharound
Jogging for Marlboros
Bob's -300 Push-Ups (aka Forkpower!)
Signing Up for the "Cracked Ribs & Sex" Program
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me
The Two Night Stand
Paige's Special Package
Song: KT Tunstall / Saving My Face
Biking Under the Influence
Adventures with Emo Girl (aka Vying for Madison's Rejects)
Going to Extremes to Call in Sick
Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running
BFN Teenage Seduction Campaign Promo
Pulling Hard for the Young & Impressionable (A Desperate Bob Dubilina Rant)
Predatory Countdowns
Song: Coheed & Cambria / Feathers
Madison's Most Recent Break-Up (The Unabridged Version)
The New Girl and Her Stalker Friend
"Why Can't You Close the Deal?!"
Solution: Maya, The Anti-Cockblock
Show's Canceled – I WANT THIS CHICK BONED NOW!
Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Madison&apos;s Most Recent Break-Up</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Madison Rosbar
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #49178437-PR
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Exercise Introductions:
The Mancow Reacharound
Jogging for Marlboros
Bob&apos;s -300 Push-Ups (aka Forkpower!)
Signing Up for the &quot;Cracked Ribs &amp; Sex&quot; Program
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me
The Two Night Stand
Paige&apos;s Special Package
Song: KT Tunstall / Saving My Face
Biking Under the Influence
Adventures with Emo Girl (aka Vying for Madison&apos;s Rejects)
Going to Extremes to Call in Sick
Song: Powderfinger / Lost And Running
BFN Teenage Seduction Campaign Promo
Pulling Hard for the Young &amp; Impressionable (A Desperate Bob Dubilina Rant)
Predatory Countdowns
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / Feathers
Madison&apos;s Most Recent Break-Up (The Unabridged Version)
The New Girl and Her Stalker Friend
&quot;Why Can&apos;t You Close the Deal?!&quot;
Solution: Maya, The Anti-Cockblock
Show&apos;s Canceled – I WANT THIS CHICK BONED NOW!
Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:00:27 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:20:57</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>12/07/07: Year In Review 2007</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob "Bad Boy" Dubilina
Kyle "Kleanup" Ramos

SUMMARY:
Kyle Goes On A Tear (aka Smackin' The Ramos)
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (Quickie A Capella)
Introductions
Not Your Regular Episode of BFN
The Year in Review 2007
Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another (BFN Live) 

Podcasts:
Radio Lab (WNYC)
www.radiolab.org

Cush: Things I Say
www.cushrocks.com

This American Life
www.thisamericanlife.com

Never Not Funny
www.pardcast.com

Savage Love Podcast
www.thestranger.com/savage

Tiki Bar TV
www.tikibartv.com

Comic Strip Live
www.comicstriplive.com

Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You (BFN Live)

Brad Neely
www.creasedcomics.com
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/brad_neely 

The Post Show
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/post_show
www.thepostshow.com


Ze Frank
www.zefrank.com/theshow
Recommended Videos:
Anti-Intellect
Austrian Arrows
Placement
Remixes For Ray

Fark TV
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/fark_tv
Recommended Episode:
NASA Astronaut Love Triangle

Jonah Ray
www.jonahray.com
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/jonah_ray
Buy CD: This Is Crazy Mixed Up Plumbing EP (NOTE: Available exclusively on iTunes)

YouTube
www.youtube.com
Recommended Clips:
Tay Zonday / Chocolate Rain
Kige Ramsey
Rick Roll'd
Gnarls Barkley / Transformer (Live at Abbey Studios) 
Scary Mary Poppins Trailer
Road To Hell (July 31, 2007) 
Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone / Rollin' With Saget
The Most Amazing Aristocrats Ever
Powerthirst
Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
Bush & Blair Gay Bar

Song: The Kin / See (BFN Live)

Movies:
Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Darjeeling Limited
Futurama: Bender’s Big Score
Gone Baby Gone
Grindhouse
The Host
Hot Fuzz
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With
Love Songs (Les Chansons D'amour) 
The Mist
Ocean's 13
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End
Rocket Science

Bob's Favorite Movies of the Year:
Chicago 10
Sunshine
No Country For Old Men
The Lost Room
Lars & The Real Girl
Hallam Foe

Kyle's Favorite Movies of the Year:
There Will Be Blood
Paris, Je T'aime
Eagle vs. Shark
Once
No Country For Old Men
Music & Lyrics

Books:
The Book Thief (Markus Zusak) 
The Road (Cormac McCarthy)
Blindness (Jose Saramago)
The Abhorsen Trilogy (Garth Nix)

Song: Pat McCurdy / Before Me (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!)

Music:

Bob's Favorite Albums of the Year:
Powderfinger / Dream Days at the Hotel Existence
Kings Of Leon / Because Of The Times
Kate Voegele / Don't Look Away
Fuel / Angels & Demons
Joe Bonamassa / Sloe Gin
John Davis / Arigato!
Joshua James / The Sun Is Always Brighter
Jimmy Eat World / Chase This Light
Coheed & Cambria / Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 2: No World For Tomorrow
Suzanne Vega / Beauty & Crime
Collective Soul / Afterwords
Porcupine Tree / Fear Of A Blank Planet
William Topley / All In The Downs
The Kin / Rise & Fall
Todd Martin / Mont Clare
The Spares / Beautiful & Treacherous Thing
The Great Crusades / Keep Them Entertained (or download via iTunes)
Ben Lee / Ripe
Permanent ME / After The Room Clears
The Lift / It Is What It Is
Tim Mahoney / Stay/Leave
Puscifer / V Is For Vagina
Josh Ritter / The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
Rogue Wave / Asleep At Heaven's Gate
Pinback / Autumn Of The Seraphs
Mark Ronson / Version
Flatfoot 56 / Jungle Of The Midwest Sea
Joe Rogan / Shiny Happy Jihad
Patton Oswalt / Werewolves & Lollipops
Pat McCurdy / 15 Favorites

Kyle's Favorite Albums of the Year:
Ryan Adams / Easy Tiger
Patrick Wolf / The Magic Position
St. Vincent / Marry Me
Radiohead / In Rainbows
The New Pornographers / Challengers
Of Montreal / Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

Song: Apostle Of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastian (BFN Live) 
Want More Details? Go to the BFN Forums!
What Are You Doing for New Year's? (aka Thrust and Clean Up)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We're Coming In Your Ears!
Song: Todd Martin / Spinning (BFN Live) ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Year In Review 2007</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob &quot;Bad Boy&quot; Dubilina
Kyle &quot;Kleanup&quot; Ramos

SUMMARY:
Kyle Goes On A Tear (aka Smackin&apos; The Ramos)
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (Quickie A Capella)
Introductions
Not Your Regular Episode of BFN
The Year in Review 2007
Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another (BFN Live) 

Podcasts:
Radio Lab (WNYC)
www.radiolab.org

Cush: Things I Say
www.cushrocks.com

This American Life
www.thisamericanlife.com

Never Not Funny
www.pardcast.com

Savage Love Podcast
www.thestranger.com/savage

Tiki Bar TV
www.tikibartv.com

Comic Strip Live
www.comicstriplive.com

Song: Tim Mahoney / Piece Of You (BFN Live)

Brad Neely
www.creasedcomics.com
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/brad_neely 

The Post Show
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/post_show
www.thepostshow.com


Ze Frank
www.zefrank.com/theshow
Recommended Videos:
Anti-Intellect
Austrian Arrows
Placement
Remixes For Ray

Fark TV
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/fark_tv
Recommended Episode:
NASA Astronaut Love Triangle

Jonah Ray
www.jonahray.com
www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/jonah_ray
Buy CD: This Is Crazy Mixed Up Plumbing EP (NOTE: Available exclusively on iTunes)

YouTube
www.youtube.com
Recommended Clips:
Tay Zonday / Chocolate Rain
Kige Ramsey
Rick Roll&apos;d
Gnarls Barkley / Transformer (Live at Abbey Studios) 
Scary Mary Poppins Trailer
Road To Hell (July 31, 2007) 
Jamie Kennedy &amp; Stu Stone / Rollin&apos; With Saget
The Most Amazing Aristocrats Ever
Powerthirst
Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
Bush &amp; Blair Gay Bar

Song: The Kin / See (BFN Live)

Movies:
Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Darjeeling Limited
Futurama: Bender’s Big Score
Gone Baby Gone
Grindhouse
The Host
Hot Fuzz
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With
Love Songs (Les Chansons D&apos;amour) 
The Mist
Ocean&apos;s 13
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End
Rocket Science

Bob&apos;s Favorite Movies of the Year:
Chicago 10
Sunshine
No Country For Old Men
The Lost Room
Lars &amp; The Real Girl
Hallam Foe

Kyle&apos;s Favorite Movies of the Year:
There Will Be Blood
Paris, Je T&apos;aime
Eagle vs. Shark
Once
No Country For Old Men
Music &amp; Lyrics

Books:
The Book Thief (Markus Zusak) 
The Road (Cormac McCarthy)
Blindness (Jose Saramago)
The Abhorsen Trilogy (Garth Nix)

Song: Pat McCurdy / Before Me (BFN Live) (Free Download! Click the link!)

Music:

Bob&apos;s Favorite Albums of the Year:
Powderfinger / Dream Days at the Hotel Existence
Kings Of Leon / Because Of The Times
Kate Voegele / Don&apos;t Look Away
Fuel / Angels &amp; Demons
Joe Bonamassa / Sloe Gin
John Davis / Arigato!
Joshua James / The Sun Is Always Brighter
Jimmy Eat World / Chase This Light
Coheed &amp; Cambria / Good Apollo, I&apos;m Burning Star IV, Volume 2: No World For Tomorrow
Suzanne Vega / Beauty &amp; Crime
Collective Soul / Afterwords
Porcupine Tree / Fear Of A Blank Planet
William Topley / All In The Downs
The Kin / Rise &amp; Fall
Todd Martin / Mont Clare
The Spares / Beautiful &amp; Treacherous Thing
The Great Crusades / Keep Them Entertained (or download via iTunes)
Ben Lee / Ripe
Permanent ME / After The Room Clears
The Lift / It Is What It Is
Tim Mahoney / Stay/Leave
Puscifer / V Is For Vagina
Josh Ritter / The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
Rogue Wave / Asleep At Heaven&apos;s Gate
Pinback / Autumn Of The Seraphs
Mark Ronson / Version
Flatfoot 56 / Jungle Of The Midwest Sea
Joe Rogan / Shiny Happy Jihad
Patton Oswalt / Werewolves &amp; Lollipops
Pat McCurdy / 15 Favorites

Kyle&apos;s Favorite Albums of the Year:
Ryan Adams / Easy Tiger
Patrick Wolf / The Magic Position
St. Vincent / Marry Me
Radiohead / In Rainbows
The New Pornographers / Challengers
Of Montreal / Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

Song: Apostle Of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastian (BFN Live) 
Want More Details? Go to the BFN Forums!
What Are You Doing for New Year&apos;s? (aka Thrust and Clean Up)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We&apos;re Coming In Your Ears!
Song: Todd Martin / Spinning (BFN Live) </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:00:10 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:48:43</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>11/28/07: Crazy/Thankful</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 28, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob "Captain Spontaneity" Dubilina
Kyle "No Follow Through" Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Thanksgiving
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Post-Thanksgiving Introductions
Orphaned for the Holiday (aka My Big, Fat Greek Thanksgiving)
Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes (aka Inheriting the Crazy Gene)
Dirty Ol' Dubilina
Song: Great Northern / The Middle
Sahara, Not Safari
A Spontaneous Weekend with Oshinn
Song: The Killers / When You Were Young
Marksgiving 2007:
Bob's Entourage
Kyle Avoids an Awkward Situation (aka The Roughest Handjob)
The New Couple's Curveball
The Collective Assumption
Song: Red Elephant / Mean Clean
Shaggs Strummer's Forbidden Pursuit (aka Marked by Ramos)
No BFraterizatioN! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Broken Beds & Thanksgiving Movie Reviews
Smooth Holiday Travels (aka Three Rides to the Airport)
Low Job Expectations, Late Office Hours
The Shittiest Flight in the World (aka Kyle's Musk)
Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water
Black Friday
Trapped in the Chimney
Sign-Off: Thanks, But No Thanks, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: American Bang (formerly Bang Bang Bang) / Wish You Well ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 28, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob &quot;Captain Spontaneity&quot; Dubilina
Kyle &quot;No Follow Through&quot; Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Thanksgiving
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Post-Thanksgiving Introductions
Orphaned for the Holiday (aka My Big, Fat Greek Thanksgiving)
Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes (aka Inheriting the Crazy Gene)
Dirty Ol&apos; Dubilina
Song: Great Northern / The Middle
Sahara, Not Safari
A Spontaneous Weekend with Oshinn
Song: The Killers / When You Were Young
Marksgiving 2007:
Bob&apos;s Entourage
Kyle Avoids an Awkward Situation (aka The Roughest Handjob)
The New Couple&apos;s Curveball
The Collective Assumption
Song: Red Elephant / Mean Clean
Shaggs Strummer&apos;s Forbidden Pursuit (aka Marked by Ramos)
No BFraterizatioN! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Broken Beds &amp; Thanksgiving Movie Reviews
Smooth Holiday Travels (aka Three Rides to the Airport)
Low Job Expectations, Late Office Hours
The Shittiest Flight in the World (aka Kyle&apos;s Musk)
Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water
Black Friday
Trapped in the Chimney
Sign-Off: Thanks, But No Thanks, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: American Bang (formerly Bang Bang Bang) / Wish You Well </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:00:22 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:53:21</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>11/14/07: House Of Vain</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 14, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Special Opener: Dropping Anchor A Capella '05
Song: Superdrag / Goin' Out
Bob's Big Ego (aka An Extra Dose of Vanity)
Egomaniacal Introductions
BFNarcissism (aka All About Bob!)
50 Push-Ups for Yourself
Song: Bobby Bare Jr. / Sticky Chemical
Caught Staring
Spotlight Artist Weekend Fling:
Kyle Crushes on Lucero
Bob's Bobby Bare Booty Call (aka Powerfinger!)
Apostle Of Hustle Cavorts with Pagan Buchwildere
Kyle's Chaste, Unrequited Love for Megan
The BSS/Buchwildere Clause
Song: Lucero / She's Just That Kind Of Girl
The 27th Letter
Lisa Wrestles with Ringworm
Kyle Builds a Bear for Buchwildere
Committed to the White Picket Fence
Song: Apostle Of Hustle / I Want A New Drug
Quick Plug for Xo Theater
Striving for the Ultimate Date Hop!
The Filthiest Ramos of Them All
Song: Puscifer / Momma Sed
Defying the Laws of Physex (aka A Guide to Powerfingering)
Bad Boy for Laura (aka Bringin' It Home for Buchwildere)
Song: James Blunt / I Really Want You
Manifest Desdemona
Scouting for Girls (aka OKAdolescent)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Angry People
In Defense of the Lazy Icebreaker (aka Kyle Ramos & Associates)
Fear & Loathing in the Suburbs
Sign-Off: Viva La Powerfinger, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Shock Stars / Driving Too Fast ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Bob&apos;s Big Ego</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 14, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Special Opener: Dropping Anchor A Capella &apos;05
Song: Superdrag / Goin&apos; Out
Bob&apos;s Big Ego (aka An Extra Dose of Vanity)
Egomaniacal Introductions
BFNarcissism (aka All About Bob!)
50 Push-Ups for Yourself
Song: Bobby Bare Jr. / Sticky Chemical
Caught Staring
Spotlight Artist Weekend Fling:
Kyle Crushes on Lucero
Bob&apos;s Bobby Bare Booty Call (aka Powerfinger!)
Apostle Of Hustle Cavorts with Pagan Buchwildere
Kyle&apos;s Chaste, Unrequited Love for Megan
The BSS/Buchwildere Clause
Song: Lucero / She&apos;s Just That Kind Of Girl
The 27th Letter
Lisa Wrestles with Ringworm
Kyle Builds a Bear for Buchwildere
Committed to the White Picket Fence
Song: Apostle Of Hustle / I Want A New Drug
Quick Plug for Xo Theater
Striving for the Ultimate Date Hop!
The Filthiest Ramos of Them All
Song: Puscifer / Momma Sed
Defying the Laws of Physex (aka A Guide to Powerfingering)
Bad Boy for Laura (aka Bringin&apos; It Home for Buchwildere)
Song: James Blunt / I Really Want You
Manifest Desdemona
Scouting for Girls (aka OKAdolescent)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Angry People
In Defense of the Lazy Icebreaker (aka Kyle Ramos &amp; Associates)
Fear &amp; Loathing in the Suburbs
Sign-Off: Viva La Powerfinger, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Shock Stars / Driving Too Fast </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:35:23 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:22:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>11/07/07: Emilosh In Wonderland</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Uncle Bob Dubilina
Uncle Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Auntie Megan Buchwildere
Auntie Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Birth of Emilosh
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Familial Introductions (aka Buchwildere Wines)
The Perfect Name
Home Delivery in the Tub (Just Add Water!)
"Now Why Do I Need to Be in the Room?"
Childbirth: The Ultimate Terror
Like Magic, Another Male Appears!
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For 
Where Do Babies Come From?
Avoiding Pregnancy at All Costs (aka Prophylactics and Paranoia)
Unknown Dangers with Hospital Births
The Baby Lottery (aka Nature vs. Nurture)
Accidentally Romancing Your Unknown Relatives (aka The Grand Self-Seduction)
Standard Squatting Procedure
A Fulbright Scholar Study on Sensitivity
Dogs On Alert
The Best Way to Induce Labor (and Make Some Money!)
Song: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off
All Hail Borg Tiberius Q. Hephaestus Picard! (aka Chad's Nephew)
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
Birthex BFN Promo
Halloween 2007:
Mike Completes His Lifelong Dream in Amsterdam
Megan Leaves and Returns to Chicago
Bob Becomes the Cheshire Cat (aka Alice In Wonderland Gangbang)
Slutty Costumes & Sexy Cartoon Characters
How Not to Make Your Halloween Costume (aka Keeping It Smooth)
Song: Ben Lee (feat. Mandy Moore) / Birds & Bees
Trading Fairies for Fishnets (aka Night of the Slutty Tweens)
Song: Jeremy Enigk / Dear John
Woman Charged with Aggravated Butchery (aka "Felch, Not Fletch!")
Assaulted with a Kiss (aka Accidental Cat Snacks)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – It's A Boy!
Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Birth of Emilosh</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 7, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Uncle Bob Dubilina
Uncle Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Auntie Megan Buchwildere
Auntie Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Birth of Emilosh
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Familial Introductions (aka Buchwildere Wines)
The Perfect Name
Home Delivery in the Tub (Just Add Water!)
&quot;Now Why Do I Need to Be in the Room?&quot;
Childbirth: The Ultimate Terror
Like Magic, Another Male Appears!
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For 
Where Do Babies Come From?
Avoiding Pregnancy at All Costs (aka Prophylactics and Paranoia)
Unknown Dangers with Hospital Births
The Baby Lottery (aka Nature vs. Nurture)
Accidentally Romancing Your Unknown Relatives (aka The Grand Self-Seduction)
Standard Squatting Procedure
A Fulbright Scholar Study on Sensitivity
Dogs On Alert
The Best Way to Induce Labor (and Make Some Money!)
Song: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off
All Hail Borg Tiberius Q. Hephaestus Picard! (aka Chad&apos;s Nephew)
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
Birthex BFN Promo
Halloween 2007:
Mike Completes His Lifelong Dream in Amsterdam
Megan Leaves and Returns to Chicago
Bob Becomes the Cheshire Cat (aka Alice In Wonderland Gangbang)
Slutty Costumes &amp; Sexy Cartoon Characters
How Not to Make Your Halloween Costume (aka Keeping It Smooth)
Song: Ben Lee (feat. Mandy Moore) / Birds &amp; Bees
Trading Fairies for Fishnets (aka Night of the Slutty Tweens)
Song: Jeremy Enigk / Dear John
Woman Charged with Aggravated Butchery (aka &quot;Felch, Not Fletch!&quot;)
Assaulted with a Kiss (aka Accidental Cat Snacks)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – It&apos;s A Boy!
Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:00:05 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:32:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>10/25/07: Desperate Pleasures</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 25, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Naked Bed
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
DQ Studios Introductions (aka Make More Funnies!)
Trojan Mike Storms Amsterdam
Bob, Kyle & The Single Life (aka Bare Walls, Empty Rooms)
Legend of the PVC Fuckstick (Regards to Penthouse Letters!)
Elke's Erotic Nights (& Other Pornographic Milestones of Our Youth)
Lust vs. Logic
Song: Joe Cocker / Come Together
The Harvest Begins! (aka Bad Conquistador Euphemisms)
Time Traveling Lotharios (aka Bible Humpers)
Song: Maxïmo Park / Karaoke Plays
Twelve Pots in the Fire
Best Places to Pick Up Girls (aka AA/SA/NA/CHA Singles Scene)
Tips for Visiting Africa (aka Instant Celebrity and a Big Knife)
Whack-A-Mole! Revisited
Online Dating Derby (aka Know Your Prey!)
Song: Josh Ritter / To The Dogs Or Whoever
Coffee Date Now! BFN Promo
Presumptions of Previous Exes
Gun Shy with New Girls (aka Noble Masturbation)
Kyle's Ideal Next Girlfriend (aka Two More Years of Celibacy!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket
DIY Sex Toy Purchases
Safe Sex in Africa
Man Embezzles Money to Spice Up Sex Life (aka Sex/Panic Room)
The Ultimate (Movie) Climax
Convenience Store Condom Heist
Song: Coheed & Cambria / Gravemakers & Gunslingers
The Incredibly Thorough Prostitution Sting (aka Just Doing Your Job)
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Carry You
Naked Men on a Naked Bed
Peeping Tom Wants Porn Stash Returned (aka Jungle Fever Vaccine)
The Velvet Dog
The Allure of the Non-Threatening Male
In the Doghouse Until Further Notice
Sign-Off: Whack-A-Mole!, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Collective Soul / I Don't Need Anymore Friends ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Convenience Store Condom Heist</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 25, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Naked Bed
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
DQ Studios Introductions (aka Make More Funnies!)
Trojan Mike Storms Amsterdam
Bob, Kyle &amp; The Single Life (aka Bare Walls, Empty Rooms)
Legend of the PVC Fuckstick (Regards to Penthouse Letters!)
Elke&apos;s Erotic Nights (&amp; Other Pornographic Milestones of Our Youth)
Lust vs. Logic
Song: Joe Cocker / Come Together
The Harvest Begins! (aka Bad Conquistador Euphemisms)
Time Traveling Lotharios (aka Bible Humpers)
Song: Maxïmo Park / Karaoke Plays
Twelve Pots in the Fire
Best Places to Pick Up Girls (aka AA/SA/NA/CHA Singles Scene)
Tips for Visiting Africa (aka Instant Celebrity and a Big Knife)
Whack-A-Mole! Revisited
Online Dating Derby (aka Know Your Prey!)
Song: Josh Ritter / To The Dogs Or Whoever
Coffee Date Now! BFN Promo
Presumptions of Previous Exes
Gun Shy with New Girls (aka Noble Masturbation)
Kyle&apos;s Ideal Next Girlfriend (aka Two More Years of Celibacy!)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket
DIY Sex Toy Purchases
Safe Sex in Africa
Man Embezzles Money to Spice Up Sex Life (aka Sex/Panic Room)
The Ultimate (Movie) Climax
Convenience Store Condom Heist
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / Gravemakers &amp; Gunslingers
The Incredibly Thorough Prostitution Sting (aka Just Doing Your Job)
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Carry You
Naked Men on a Naked Bed
Peeping Tom Wants Porn Stash Returned (aka Jungle Fever Vaccine)
The Velvet Dog
The Allure of the Non-Threatening Male
In the Doghouse Until Further Notice
Sign-Off: Whack-A-Mole!, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Collective Soul / I Don&apos;t Need Anymore Friends </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:52:26 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:57:37</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>10/17/07: GTFO!</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
8th Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop
Busy October Introductions
2007 Chicago International Film Festival: Loss (aka Someone Dies, Someone Has to Get Over It)
New BFN Updates
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Gotta Be Somebody's Blues
The Roommate Chain of Command
The Seven Week Break-Up (aka GTFO!)
Song: Fuel / Hanging Around
Buchwildere Pays the Bills
Song: John Davis / Tell Me I'm Not Free
One Room, No View (aka Living in the Mall)
Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho
The Kin's Bob Dubilina BFN Promo (Click the link to hear the promo!)
"I Love My Roommate!"
Facebook Prompts Roommate Swaps
The Ethnicity of Mathen Philip
Fatal Stabbing Over Smelly Feet
Song: The Kin / See
Cattle Prod Discipline In Decline (aka Bad Retard! No Cookie!)
Ohio Boy Locked in Cage
Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank)
Police Raid Wrong Home
Big Settlement for Unsolicited Adult Entertainment (aka Pornogeist)
The Grand Hyatt Porno Prank
Song: Turbonegro / Hell Toupee
Woman Survives Husband's Haunted House (aka Authentic Slutty Battered Wife Costume)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Seriously, Get The Fuck Out!
Song: Sense Field / Memory]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Seven Week Break-Up</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
8th Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop
Busy October Introductions
2007 Chicago International Film Festival: Loss (aka Someone Dies, Someone Has to Get Over It)
New BFN Updates
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Gotta Be Somebody&apos;s Blues
The Roommate Chain of Command
The Seven Week Break-Up (aka GTFO!)
Song: Fuel / Hanging Around
Buchwildere Pays the Bills
Song: John Davis / Tell Me I&apos;m Not Free
One Room, No View (aka Living in the Mall)
Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho
The Kin&apos;s Bob Dubilina BFN Promo (Click the link to hear the promo!)
&quot;I Love My Roommate!&quot;
Facebook Prompts Roommate Swaps
The Ethnicity of Mathen Philip
Fatal Stabbing Over Smelly Feet
Song: The Kin / See
Cattle Prod Discipline In Decline (aka Bad Retard! No Cookie!)
Ohio Boy Locked in Cage
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank)
Police Raid Wrong Home
Big Settlement for Unsolicited Adult Entertainment (aka Pornogeist)
The Grand Hyatt Porno Prank
Song: Turbonegro / Hell Toupee
Woman Survives Husband&apos;s Haunted House (aka Authentic Slutty Battered Wife Costume)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Seriously, Get The Fuck Out!
Song: Sense Field / Memory</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:52:29 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:36:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/26/07: Shortcuts To Seduction</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 26, 2007, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #67537394-4
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sound Check Introductions
Bob Dubilina, Single Nomad (aka The Invisible Roommate)
Keeping the Apartment (aka The Jason Factor)
Song: Bruce Springsteen / Radio Nowhere
Fattening the Bunny!
No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain
Bob's First Lunch Date as a Single Man
No Privacy at Work (aka Servicing the CEO)
Ice Cream Fetishists
Who Hosts? (aka Two Wishes Gone to Waste)
Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You
Deflected by the Polish Girls (aka The Gadu Gadu Breakthrough)
No Luck in Poland, No Game in Lithuania (aka Promise vs. Guarantee)
Song: Young@Heart Chorus / One
Priming Your Students for Love
Banned from the Dorms 'til Junior Year!
The Sincere Opportunist
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me
TradeMyStudents.com BFN Promo
Teaching & Dating In-House
The Honor Roll (aka Countdown to 18)
Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey
Abusing the Student Aides (aka No Free Pass for Firefighters)
Elementary Yearbook Photo Porn
Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Running Free
The Accidental Porno Presentation
Custodial Porn Breaks
Busted with Porn
Prostitute for a Pre-Teen (aka The Awesome Uncle)
Song: Permanent ME / Twenty Years
Getting Out There, Getting Over It (aka Singles Paranoia)
Sign-Off: Molding Those Oh-So-Young-and-Nubile Minds, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Foo Fighters / Once And For All [Demo] ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 26, 2007, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Madison Rosbar

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #67537394-4
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sound Check Introductions
Bob Dubilina, Single Nomad (aka The Invisible Roommate)
Keeping the Apartment (aka The Jason Factor)
Song: Bruce Springsteen / Radio Nowhere
Fattening the Bunny!
No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You&apos;re So Plain
Bob&apos;s First Lunch Date as a Single Man
No Privacy at Work (aka Servicing the CEO)
Ice Cream Fetishists
Who Hosts? (aka Two Wishes Gone to Waste)
Song: Scouting For Girls / It&apos;s Not About You
Deflected by the Polish Girls (aka The Gadu Gadu Breakthrough)
No Luck in Poland, No Game in Lithuania (aka Promise vs. Guarantee)
Song: Young@Heart Chorus / One
Priming Your Students for Love
Banned from the Dorms &apos;til Junior Year!
The Sincere Opportunist
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me
TradeMyStudents.com BFN Promo
Teaching &amp; Dating In-House
The Honor Roll (aka Countdown to 18)
Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey
Abusing the Student Aides (aka No Free Pass for Firefighters)
Elementary Yearbook Photo Porn
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / The Running Free
The Accidental Porno Presentation
Custodial Porn Breaks
Busted with Porn
Prostitute for a Pre-Teen (aka The Awesome Uncle)
Song: Permanent ME / Twenty Years
Getting Out There, Getting Over It (aka Singles Paranoia)
Sign-Off: Molding Those Oh-So-Young-and-Nubile Minds, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Foo Fighters / Once And For All [Demo] </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:52:28 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:55:45</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>09/21/07: Heart Wreckers</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Spoon, Little Spoon
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The New Singles Introductions (aka Adventurous, Frustrated & Suicidal)
Mike's Fanbase
Kyle's Night Out with Billy Bahrule
The Damning Evidence (aka Papa Lovemonger Gets Busted)
Don't Touch That Phone!
Song: Kill The Alarm / Sit Up
The End of Abstinence (aka Kyle Looks Forward to Fuckin'!)
The Best Bad Timing (aka The Nomadic Bachelor)
The Well-Digger Syndrome
Sexual Liberation!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Things to Bide Your Time Now That You're Alone
Germany: Schnitzel, Bratwurst & Lingerie
Easy Flight, Tough Jet Lag
Stolen German Condoms
No Sign of Freaky European Lovin' (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
"Last Time I Was In Hamburg . . ."
Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon (Tim Palmer Remix)
Consolation & Comfort BFN Promo (aka A Spit in the Face)
Mike & Maya's Upcoming Anniversary
MarryOurDaughter.biz (aka Love & Devotion for the Price of a Used Car)
A Good Ol' Fashioned Christian Daisy Chain (aka Voltron's Cock)
Song: IKE / I Knew You When
Blowjobs for the Rent
Couple Plans to Adopt Teenage Runaway Sex Slave
Clever Wordplay to Easy Street
Song: Sense Field / A Letter To Elise
Summer Fling with Your Former Student (aka Earn Your Game!)
Painful Handjobs
Teacher Adds Sex to Drama (aka Yeah, Mike, Yeah!)
Song: Valley Lodge / That Song
Secret Online Affair with Your Spouse
Time to Do Everything
Mike's Impromptu Sign-Off
Song: Sad Little Stars / Don't Fuck With Love ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Things to Bide Your Time Now That You&apos;re Alone</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Big Spoon, Little Spoon
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The New Singles Introductions (aka Adventurous, Frustrated &amp; Suicidal)
Mike&apos;s Fanbase
Kyle&apos;s Night Out with Billy Bahrule
The Damning Evidence (aka Papa Lovemonger Gets Busted)
Don&apos;t Touch That Phone!
Song: Kill The Alarm / Sit Up
The End of Abstinence (aka Kyle Looks Forward to Fuckin&apos;!)
The Best Bad Timing (aka The Nomadic Bachelor)
The Well-Digger Syndrome
Sexual Liberation!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Things to Bide Your Time Now That You&apos;re Alone
Germany: Schnitzel, Bratwurst &amp; Lingerie
Easy Flight, Tough Jet Lag
Stolen German Condoms
No Sign of Freaky European Lovin&apos; (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
&quot;Last Time I Was In Hamburg . . .&quot;
Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon (Tim Palmer Remix)
Consolation &amp; Comfort BFN Promo (aka A Spit in the Face)
Mike &amp; Maya&apos;s Upcoming Anniversary
MarryOurDaughter.biz (aka Love &amp; Devotion for the Price of a Used Car)
A Good Ol&apos; Fashioned Christian Daisy Chain (aka Voltron&apos;s Cock)
Song: IKE / I Knew You When
Blowjobs for the Rent
Couple Plans to Adopt Teenage Runaway Sex Slave
Clever Wordplay to Easy Street
Song: Sense Field / A Letter To Elise
Summer Fling with Your Former Student (aka Earn Your Game!)
Painful Handjobs
Teacher Adds Sex to Drama (aka Yeah, Mike, Yeah!)
Song: Valley Lodge / That Song
Secret Online Affair with Your Spouse
Time to Do Everything
Mike&apos;s Impromptu Sign-Off
Song: Sad Little Stars / Don&apos;t Fuck With Love </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:16:06 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:51:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>09/05/07: Booteggers</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 5, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Megan Buchwildere
Madison Rosbar
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Do You Know Where Your Ovum Are?
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Buchwildere's First Time" Introductions
Egg Donation Edutainment
The Double Standard of Donation (aka Cash for Bodily Fluids)
How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation
Inbreeding Safeguards
Song: Powderfinger / I Don’t Remember
The Endless Questionnaire (aka Pay To Be Picky)
Make-A-Baby Program
Vigorous Physical Testing
Vaginal Ultrasounds (aka 16 Inches, 2 Condoms)
Full & Ultra-Fertile
Song: Apostle of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastien (BFN Live)
The Return of Madison Rosbar BFN Promo
Exotic Egg Samplers
Two Scoops of Buchwildere (aka One Shy of a Dozen)
The Heaviest Flow
Song: Divorcee / SOS
Finding the Right Couple (aka An Awkward Threesome)
The Sister-In-Law Surrogate Scheme
The Next Level of Prostitution (aka An Evening with Vincent Gallo)
Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet
The Mission to Nail Megan's Kids (aka Megan Appleggs)
Booteggers to China
Song: Shawn Colvin / The Chain
14 Days of Injections
Exhausted with Extraction
The Procedure (aka "Where's My Choco Taco?")
Pain in the Ovaries
Best Shot, Worst Shot (aka Egg Donation Espionage)
Eastern European Egg Factories
Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water
Duggars Welcome 17th Child
The Big Investment (aka One Exhausted Regular Joe)
$636 Per Egg (aka Taxing the Ovaries)
Sign-Off: $7000 For Your Finest Dozen, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 5, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Megan Buchwildere
Madison Rosbar
Maya on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Do You Know Where Your Ovum Are?
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Buchwildere&apos;s First Time&quot; Introductions
Egg Donation Edutainment
The Double Standard of Donation (aka Cash for Bodily Fluids)
How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation
Inbreeding Safeguards
Song: Powderfinger / I Don’t Remember
The Endless Questionnaire (aka Pay To Be Picky)
Make-A-Baby Program
Vigorous Physical Testing
Vaginal Ultrasounds (aka 16 Inches, 2 Condoms)
Full &amp; Ultra-Fertile
Song: Apostle of Hustle / Cheap Like Sebastien (BFN Live)
The Return of Madison Rosbar BFN Promo
Exotic Egg Samplers
Two Scoops of Buchwildere (aka One Shy of a Dozen)
The Heaviest Flow
Song: Divorcee / SOS
Finding the Right Couple (aka An Awkward Threesome)
The Sister-In-Law Surrogate Scheme
The Next Level of Prostitution (aka An Evening with Vincent Gallo)
Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet
The Mission to Nail Megan&apos;s Kids (aka Megan Appleggs)
Booteggers to China
Song: Shawn Colvin / The Chain
14 Days of Injections
Exhausted with Extraction
The Procedure (aka &quot;Where&apos;s My Choco Taco?&quot;)
Pain in the Ovaries
Best Shot, Worst Shot (aka Egg Donation Espionage)
Eastern European Egg Factories
Song: Todd Martin / Safe From The Water
Duggars Welcome 17th Child
The Big Investment (aka One Exhausted Regular Joe)
$636 Per Egg (aka Taxing the Ovaries)
Sign-Off: $7000 For Your Finest Dozen, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:16:06 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:24:47</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/29/07: Virtual Infidelities</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 29, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Teach a Mike to Fish . . .
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Introductions
Bob's Bad Carma Continues (aka Waiting for a Tow Truck, Sleeping on the Lawn)
Song: Acceptance / Take Cover
Bob Kicks Himself Out of the Apartment
Gaga for Lauren
Song: Under the Influence of Giants / Mama's Room
Bring on the Midnight Mistresses!
The Confidence Booster
Making Friends on the CTA
Sin & Scandal at the Housewarming Party
Who Are You Allowed to Fuck?
Song: EELS / Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
"I Love My Girlfriend!"
The Divorce Days of Summer (aka "I'm Out! Keep the Kids!")
Song: Fuel / Gone
Officer's Wife Arrested for Prostitution
Busted by Flowers (aka My Love for You is a Potato)
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Santo Gold) / Pretty Green
Too Invested in Your Second Life
Song: Lucero / Sweet Little Thing (BFN Live)
No Love for the Late Night Commuter
Weeding Out the Undesirables
Sign-Off: Your Marriage is a Sham, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Josh Ritter / Right Moves ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Sin and Scandal at the Housewarming Party</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 29, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Teach a Mike to Fish . . .
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Introductions
Bob&apos;s Bad Carma Continues (aka Waiting for a Tow Truck, Sleeping on the Lawn)
Song: Acceptance / Take Cover
Bob Kicks Himself Out of the Apartment
Gaga for Lauren
Song: Under the Influence of Giants / Mama&apos;s Room
Bring on the Midnight Mistresses!
The Confidence Booster
Making Friends on the CTA
Sin &amp; Scandal at the Housewarming Party
Who Are You Allowed to Fuck?
Song: EELS / Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
&quot;I Love My Girlfriend!&quot;
The Divorce Days of Summer (aka &quot;I&apos;m Out! Keep the Kids!&quot;)
Song: Fuel / Gone
Officer&apos;s Wife Arrested for Prostitution
Busted by Flowers (aka My Love for You is a Potato)
Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Santo Gold) / Pretty Green
Too Invested in Your Second Life
Song: Lucero / Sweet Little Thing (BFN Live)
No Love for the Late Night Commuter
Weeding Out the Undesirables
Sign-Off: Your Marriage is a Sham, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Josh Ritter / Right Moves </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:14:56 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:53:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/22/07: The End of an Altima</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 22, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #86782467-U
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"We're Independent!"
Sweet 16 BFN Introductions
Exciting Job Opportunities in Antarctica (aka The Great Girlfriend Escape)
Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake
Mia Loses Her Shit (aka Why Mike & Kyle Are No Longer Allowed to Discuss Tubgirl and Tentacle Rape on BFN)
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
The Milestone of Summer 2007: Gauge Gets Wrecked & Stolen (aka The Chicago Phantom Strikes Again!)
Song: Todd Martin / Know How It Feels
In Pursuit of Gordo (aka Facing Off with the CPD)
The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company
Mike Stone, Hustled Suburbanite
Carol Santiago, Drunken Rent Money Courier
"Good Luck, Bro!"
Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother
Car Withdrawals
Plane Destroys Woman's Home (aka Needless Collateral Damage)
Selfish Semantics (aka What Is Your Life Worth?)
Sign-Off: Beware the Logan Square Triangle, it's BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / Paradise ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 22, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #86782467-U
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;We&apos;re Independent!&quot;
Sweet 16 BFN Introductions
Exciting Job Opportunities in Antarctica (aka The Great Girlfriend Escape)
Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake
Mia Loses Her Shit (aka Why Mike &amp; Kyle Are No Longer Allowed to Discuss Tubgirl and Tentacle Rape on BFN)
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
The Milestone of Summer 2007: Gauge Gets Wrecked &amp; Stolen (aka The Chicago Phantom Strikes Again!)
Song: Todd Martin / Know How It Feels
In Pursuit of Gordo (aka Facing Off with the CPD)
The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company
Mike Stone, Hustled Suburbanite
Carol Santiago, Drunken Rent Money Courier
&quot;Good Luck, Bro!&quot;
Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother
Car Withdrawals
Plane Destroys Woman&apos;s Home (aka Needless Collateral Damage)
Selfish Semantics (aka What Is Your Life Worth?)
Sign-Off: Beware the Logan Square Triangle, it&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / Paradise </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:26:41 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:20:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>07/10/07: The Seven Month Itch</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the July 10, 2007 season finale of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
Maya on the Mike
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Somebody's Gonna Have to Die Tonight
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"You're All Here!" BFN Introductions
What We've Learned in Season 15
Word for the Day: Irrumatio
Bi-Curious Girls & Their New Boyfriends (aka "Shit, Mike Got Here First!")
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
Once More, The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006
The BFN Guide to Midnight Mistresses (aka Keep 'Em Guessing, Act Confused)
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
Worst Seduction Ever
Geek Squad Sued for Hiring Indiscriminant Voyeur (aka Rape in the Blood)
The Masseur's Illicit Home Video Collection
Kyle's Failed Future Marriage (aka "We're Working On It!")
"Licensed" Tick Finder Busted (aka Rise of the Midnight Crabman)
Conquering the Virgin (aka Just Gettin' the Tip In)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Lousy Roundtable BFN Promos
Deputy Reprimanded for Surfing Non-Nude Sites (aka Breast Cancer "Research" Gone Awry)
No Such Thing as a Free Jail Cell Sex Show
Trooper Tickets Lovers in Fast Lane
In Defense of Roadhead
Song: Suzanne Vega / Bound
Getting Out of Tickets
Teen Buggers Barn Horse (aka The Seven Month Itch)
Robbers Take Cash for First Date
Cops Find Young Girl in Sex Offender’s Bed (aka Where Is This Chatroom!)
Man Acquitted for "Accidental" Teen Voyeur Video (aka "Damnit, Woman, Stay Away from My Hard Drive!")
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
Psycho Brothers Stalk Realty Sisters (aka Retarded On British Time)
Cell Phone Stalkers Not Welcome on Family Plan (aka Preteen Scream)
Song: L.E. Mental / Thirstay
News of the Weird: The Wrong One Night Stand
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jesus Christ, Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the July 10, 2007 season finale of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
Maya on the Mike
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Somebody&apos;s Gonna Have to Die Tonight
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;You&apos;re All Here!&quot; BFN Introductions
What We&apos;ve Learned in Season 15
Word for the Day: Irrumatio
Bi-Curious Girls &amp; Their New Boyfriends (aka &quot;Shit, Mike Got Here First!&quot;)
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
Once More, The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006
The BFN Guide to Midnight Mistresses (aka Keep &apos;Em Guessing, Act Confused)
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
Worst Seduction Ever
Geek Squad Sued for Hiring Indiscriminant Voyeur (aka Rape in the Blood)
The Masseur&apos;s Illicit Home Video Collection
Kyle&apos;s Failed Future Marriage (aka &quot;We&apos;re Working On It!&quot;)
&quot;Licensed&quot; Tick Finder Busted (aka Rise of the Midnight Crabman)
Conquering the Virgin (aka Just Gettin&apos; the Tip In)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Lousy Roundtable BFN Promos
Deputy Reprimanded for Surfing Non-Nude Sites (aka Breast Cancer &quot;Research&quot; Gone Awry)
No Such Thing as a Free Jail Cell Sex Show
Trooper Tickets Lovers in Fast Lane
In Defense of Roadhead
Song: Suzanne Vega / Bound
Getting Out of Tickets
Teen Buggers Barn Horse (aka The Seven Month Itch)
Robbers Take Cash for First Date
Cops Find Young Girl in Sex Offender’s Bed (aka Where Is This Chatroom!)
Man Acquitted for &quot;Accidental&quot; Teen Voyeur Video (aka &quot;Damnit, Woman, Stay Away from My Hard Drive!&quot;)
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
Psycho Brothers Stalk Realty Sisters (aka Retarded On British Time)
Cell Phone Stalkers Not Welcome on Family Plan (aka Preteen Scream)
Song: L.E. Mental / Thirstay
News of the Weird: The Wrong One Night Stand
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jesus Christ, Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:21:54 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:29:15</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>06/12/07: Domestic Bliss</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the June 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Mike on the Mike
Sara Poppins (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: A Quick Glimpse of Heaven
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Where Were You!" Introductions
A Big BFN Announcement: Josephus Cunningham Stumbles into Fatherhood (aka Doomed! Doooooooooooomed!)
Uncle Bob & Raw Bacon: Corruptors of Children
Ravaged by Childbirth
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
The Girlfriend Moves In
Girl to Bed Cost Ratio (aka 14 Threesomes, or Twins on a Queen)
Song: The Ruse / Swallow You
Not OK with OKCupid! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: Superdrag / I Am Incinerator
Female Truck Stop Condom Machine Vendor
Rhyming Cockney as a Lethal Weapon
Sara Poppins, Art Student Three-way Recruiter (aka Bob's Crash Course of the Cruel Real World)
Song: Ben Harper / Gather 'Round The Stone
Be Honest, Don’t Get Laid BFN Promo
The Polite Pleasure Killer (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting (aka Vigilante Sex Games)
Cockney Nut Job & Other British Sex Acts
First WA Man to Get Charged with Bestiality (aka More Than One Way to Fuck a Horse)
Song: Linkin Park / Shadow Of The Day
R.I.P. Mr. Wizard
Walken Or Connery?
Naughty Wife Webcam Police Bust (aka With Regards to Paris Hilton and President Bush)
Song: Dean Gray / Whatsername (Susanna Hoffs)
Speak Softly, Carry a Sharp Sword
Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe
Cruel Love Notes & Angry Love Bites
Sign-Off: Let's Break This Bed In, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Black Keys / When The Lights Go Out ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the June 12, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Mike on the Mike
Sara Poppins (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: A Quick Glimpse of Heaven
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Where Were You!&quot; Introductions
A Big BFN Announcement: Josephus Cunningham Stumbles into Fatherhood (aka Doomed! Doooooooooooomed!)
Uncle Bob &amp; Raw Bacon: Corruptors of Children
Ravaged by Childbirth
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
The Girlfriend Moves In
Girl to Bed Cost Ratio (aka 14 Threesomes, or Twins on a Queen)
Song: The Ruse / Swallow You
Not OK with OKCupid! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: Superdrag / I Am Incinerator
Female Truck Stop Condom Machine Vendor
Rhyming Cockney as a Lethal Weapon
Sara Poppins, Art Student Three-way Recruiter (aka Bob&apos;s Crash Course of the Cruel Real World)
Song: Ben Harper / Gather &apos;Round The Stone
Be Honest, Don’t Get Laid BFN Promo
The Polite Pleasure Killer (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting (aka Vigilante Sex Games)
Cockney Nut Job &amp; Other British Sex Acts
First WA Man to Get Charged with Bestiality (aka More Than One Way to Fuck a Horse)
Song: Linkin Park / Shadow Of The Day
R.I.P. Mr. Wizard
Walken Or Connery?
Naughty Wife Webcam Police Bust (aka With Regards to Paris Hilton and President Bush)
Song: Dean Gray / Whatsername (Susanna Hoffs)
Speak Softly, Carry a Sharp Sword
Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe
Cruel Love Notes &amp; Angry Love Bites
Sign-Off: Let&apos;s Break This Bed In, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Black Keys / When The Lights Go Out </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:17:53 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:58:30</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/29/07: Renters&apos; Rights</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 29, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Kyle Ramos & Bryan Biggs of The Biggs & Kyle Show

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Biggs & Kyle Drunken Birthday Sing-A-Long
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Networks/Biggs & Kyle Show Crossover Introductions
Bob's Blah Birthday Week (aka CFGF)
Three-way Etiquette (aka The Smell of Success)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Serendipity
Falling Out with Mary (aka Captain Diplomacy Hangs Himself)/Blood of a Virgin (aka Lady MacBiggs)
New Schemes for Future Threesomes
Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another
Maeve Gets Run Over, Again
Living with Uptight Roommates
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Roommate Conflict Solutions BFN Promo
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction:
Amy's Furniture
The Line in the Sand (aka Cockroaches and Dirty Dishes)
Song: Blackfield / Christenings
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction (cont.):
Huffing and Bluffing
Maeve Gives Her Notice
3BR, 1 Bath Apt. Available in Logan Square, Meth Lab Included!
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought & Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
Biggs & Kyle: A Friendship of Escalation
The Telltale Tastycakes
Seducing the Fat & Broken-Hearted
Friday Night Fat Night (11 a.m. Rule Mandatory!)
A Plea for Help
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
Flirting with a Tenant's Mistress
Rallying Against the CFGF (aka Kyle's Doomed Relationships)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Let's Live Together!
Song: Cursive / The Reclusive ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Huffing and Bluffing</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 29, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Kyle Ramos &amp; Bryan Biggs of The Biggs &amp; Kyle Show

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Biggs &amp; Kyle Drunken Birthday Sing-A-Long
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Networks/Biggs &amp; Kyle Show Crossover Introductions
Bob&apos;s Blah Birthday Week (aka CFGF)
Three-way Etiquette (aka The Smell of Success)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Serendipity
Falling Out with Mary (aka Captain Diplomacy Hangs Himself)/Blood of a Virgin (aka Lady MacBiggs)
New Schemes for Future Threesomes
Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another
Maeve Gets Run Over, Again
Living with Uptight Roommates
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Roommate Conflict Solutions BFN Promo
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction:
Amy&apos;s Furniture
The Line in the Sand (aka Cockroaches and Dirty Dishes)
Song: Blackfield / Christenings
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction (cont.):
Huffing and Bluffing
Maeve Gives Her Notice
3BR, 1 Bath Apt. Available in Logan Square, Meth Lab Included!
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought &amp; Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
Biggs &amp; Kyle: A Friendship of Escalation
The Telltale Tastycakes
Seducing the Fat &amp; Broken-Hearted
Friday Night Fat Night (11 a.m. Rule Mandatory!)
A Plea for Help
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
Flirting with a Tenant&apos;s Mistress
Rallying Against the CFGF (aka Kyle&apos;s Doomed Relationships)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Let&apos;s Live Together!
Song: Cursive / The Reclusive </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 23:44:26 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:00:11</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/15/07: Threesome Accomplished</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 15, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
Megan Buchwildere (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINAS VICTORIOUS MAXIMUS!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Captain Anchor & Dr. McPants Introductions
Bob Finally Experiences a Complete Threesome! (aka AdultFriendFinder & 1.5 Bottles of Wine)
Slim Pickings on OKCupid!
Personals Etiquette
Mary & The Second Date Surprise
"We Make a Great Team!"
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
From Obsession to Addiction (aka Must Be This Old to Ride)
A Farewell to the Ex (aka An Open Slot in the Crotch)
Song: William Topley / Excuses
In Chicago on Business . . . and Pleasure
Amanda's 4-Drink Minimum at the Hotel Bar (aka Maya, You Rock!)
Song: Kings of Leon / Ragoo
Breaking Up with WUIC BFN Promo
Inadequate Lover, Exceptional Housekeeper
Dylan's Rash Lovelife (aka Kuwait Wedding, Baghdad Divorce)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Life, In A Nutshell
Buchwildere's Freaky Sex Dream (aka Eddie Bauer Jesus & His Multi-Pronged Penis)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
Ali's Latex Sex Photo Shoot
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006 (Free Download!)
Awkward Tension Mistaken for Sexual Tension
Sign-Off: Three is the Magic Number, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Soul Coughing / Super Bon Bon]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;We Make a Great Team!&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 15, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
Megan Buchwildere (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINAS VICTORIOUS MAXIMUS!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Captain Anchor &amp; Dr. McPants Introductions
Bob Finally Experiences a Complete Threesome! (aka AdultFriendFinder &amp; 1.5 Bottles of Wine)
Slim Pickings on OKCupid!
Personals Etiquette
Mary &amp; The Second Date Surprise
&quot;We Make a Great Team!&quot;
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
From Obsession to Addiction (aka Must Be This Old to Ride)
A Farewell to the Ex (aka An Open Slot in the Crotch)
Song: William Topley / Excuses
In Chicago on Business . . . and Pleasure
Amanda&apos;s 4-Drink Minimum at the Hotel Bar (aka Maya, You Rock!)
Song: Kings of Leon / Ragoo
Breaking Up with WUIC BFN Promo
Inadequate Lover, Exceptional Housekeeper
Dylan&apos;s Rash Lovelife (aka Kuwait Wedding, Baghdad Divorce)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Life, In A Nutshell
Buchwildere&apos;s Freaky Sex Dream (aka Eddie Bauer Jesus &amp; His Multi-Pronged Penis)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
Ali&apos;s Latex Sex Photo Shoot
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006 (Free Download!)
Awkward Tension Mistaken for Sexual Tension
Sign-Off: Three is the Magic Number, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Soul Coughing / Super Bon Bon</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 21:13:06 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:29:49</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/01/07: Follow-Ups &amp; Fuck-Ups</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 1, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Better Orgasm
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Beautiful Day Introductions
Maeve Parties with New Friends (aka Miffer's Keeper)
Rude Awakenings (with Chainsaws!)
Song: Guster / Happier
Western Buddhist Still Trying to Sell Her Shit (aka Eye of the Ebay-holder)
Teacher Exposes Self, Mid-Life Crisis to Students (aka Bouma vs. Predator)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / When Irish Eyes Are Burning 
"Yeah, I Can't Make It. I'm In A Ditch."
Principal as Criminal Foot Fetishist (aka Footstitutes)
Song: David Gray / Hospital Food
"Blackmail For Nancy" BFN Promo
The Invasion of 2012?
Peeping Tom Ruins Date
Naked & Bloody Uninvited Houseguest
Penny Stock for Chad's Feet
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Questionably Clean Towels at Chad's Gym
Price Slasher Goes to Jail
Panty Thief Snagged (aka The Weight of My Girlfriend's Undergarments)
Unilateral Old-School Seximonial for the Ex
Song: The Ruse / Swallow Me
Deadbeat Parent-Themed Pizza Boxes
Sign-Off: These Feet Are Made For Lickin' – It's BFN Networks!
Song: Big City Rock / Human]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Deadbeat Parent-themed Pizza Boxes</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 1, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Better Orgasm
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Beautiful Day Introductions
Maeve Parties with New Friends (aka Miffer&apos;s Keeper)
Rude Awakenings (with Chainsaws!)
Song: Guster / Happier
Western Buddhist Still Trying to Sell Her Shit (aka Eye of the Ebay-holder)
Teacher Exposes Self, Mid-Life Crisis to Students (aka Bouma vs. Predator)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / When Irish Eyes Are Burning 
&quot;Yeah, I Can&apos;t Make It. I&apos;m In A Ditch.&quot;
Principal as Criminal Foot Fetishist (aka Footstitutes)
Song: David Gray / Hospital Food
&quot;Blackmail For Nancy&quot; BFN Promo
The Invasion of 2012?
Peeping Tom Ruins Date
Naked &amp; Bloody Uninvited Houseguest
Penny Stock for Chad&apos;s Feet
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Questionably Clean Towels at Chad&apos;s Gym
Price Slasher Goes to Jail
Panty Thief Snagged (aka The Weight of My Girlfriend&apos;s Undergarments)
Unilateral Old-School Seximonial for the Ex
Song: The Ruse / Swallow Me
Deadbeat Parent-Themed Pizza Boxes
Sign-Off: These Feet Are Made For Lickin&apos; – It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Big City Rock / Human</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 21:13:07 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:29:49</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/24/07: Worst First Dates</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 24, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Prudential Comprehensive Posterior Insurance
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
This American BFN Networks Introductions
Bizarre Bobby D. & Anna B. Sex Dream
Song: Joss Stone / Put Your Hands On Me
Joe Rogan: Porno Party (aka Gorilla/Otter Surprise)
ChicagoPimp.com (aka This American Mike)
Song: Audioslave / Exploder
Simonne Cullen: My Worst Date Ever (aka Murphy's Momentum)
Song: Mike Doughty / Down On The River By The Sugar Plant
SomethingAwful.com: This Was A Very Difficult Thanksgiving (aka My New Sister is a Slut!)
Conceptional Middle Names
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
Psycho Dave: Every Man's Dream? (aka The Chivalrous Masochist)
Song: Peter Frampton / Grab A Chicken (Put It Back)
Detroit Cop Coerces Lewd Behavior
Song: Five Foot Zero / Beat Around The Bush
Perfectly Good White Girl Abandoned on Highway
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Who's Gonna Drive You – Or It – Home?
Song: Danko Jones / First Date ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Perfectly Good White Girl Abandoned on Highway</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 24, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Prudential Comprehensive Posterior Insurance
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
This American BFN Networks Introductions
Bizarre Bobby D. &amp; Anna B. Sex Dream
Song: Joss Stone / Put Your Hands On Me
Joe Rogan: Porno Party (aka Gorilla/Otter Surprise)
ChicagoPimp.com (aka This American Mike)
Song: Audioslave / Exploder
Simonne Cullen: My Worst Date Ever (aka Murphy&apos;s Momentum)
Song: Mike Doughty / Down On The River By The Sugar Plant
SomethingAwful.com: This Was A Very Difficult Thanksgiving (aka My New Sister is a Slut!)
Conceptional Middle Names
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
Psycho Dave: Every Man&apos;s Dream? (aka The Chivalrous Masochist)
Song: Peter Frampton / Grab A Chicken (Put It Back)
Detroit Cop Coerces Lewd Behavior
Song: Five Foot Zero / Beat Around The Bush
Perfectly Good White Girl Abandoned on Highway
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Who&apos;s Gonna Drive You – Or It – Home?
Song: Danko Jones / First Date </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:07:32 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:22:31</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>04/17/07: Abuse Of Power</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Mr. Tom's Porno Mix
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"What Happened to Chad?" Introductions
The Good Samaritan Gets Rewarded
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me
Big Penis & Mad Game
16 Corndogs in a Week (aka White Castle Flapjacks)
Are You Available? (aka No Moxie, No Rejection)
Song: Buckcherry / Out Of Line
High School Principal as Amateur Pornstar
Not Your Average Yearbook Photos
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes
Deputy Sheriff as Myspace Predator (aka Know Crime to Fight Crime)
[Editor's Note: Track skips a little bit in the middle. Sorry]
Song: SPAN / Don't Think The Way They Do
Lame Sean Connery Impersonation BFN Promo
Drunken Bikini-Clad Firefighter Struts Through Park
Song: Disturbed / Land Of Confusion
A List of Bob's Mancrushes
Myspace Friends as Child Abductors (aka Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Prepubescent Preschoolers)
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
Barely Legal Brothel Busted
Ro$e$ and Ski Trips
Mother Pimps Daughter on craigslist
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Child Molester Goin' to Disney World!
Sound Advice to Our Endangered Youths
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Hey, Teacher, Leave Them Kids Alone
Song: Blue October / Sound Of Pulling Heaven Down]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Sound Advice to Our Endangered Youths</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Mr. Tom&apos;s Porno Mix
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;What Happened to Chad?&quot; Introductions
The Good Samaritan Gets Rewarded
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me
Big Penis &amp; Mad Game
16 Corndogs in a Week (aka White Castle Flapjacks)
Are You Available? (aka No Moxie, No Rejection)
Song: Buckcherry / Out Of Line
High School Principal as Amateur Pornstar
Not Your Average Yearbook Photos
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes
Deputy Sheriff as Myspace Predator (aka Know Crime to Fight Crime)
[Editor&apos;s Note: Track skips a little bit in the middle. Sorry]
Song: SPAN / Don&apos;t Think The Way They Do
Lame Sean Connery Impersonation BFN Promo
Drunken Bikini-Clad Firefighter Struts Through Park
Song: Disturbed / Land Of Confusion
A List of Bob&apos;s Mancrushes
Myspace Friends as Child Abductors (aka Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Prepubescent Preschoolers)
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
Barely Legal Brothel Busted
Ro$e$ and Ski Trips
Mother Pimps Daughter on craigslist
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Child Molester Goin&apos; to Disney World!
Sound Advice to Our Endangered Youths
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Hey, Teacher, Leave Them Kids Alone
Song: Blue October / Sound Of Pulling Heaven Down</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:28:41 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:51:18</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/10/07: Pet Your Roommates</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 10, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: ChadLines
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Easter Bunny Drug Bust (aka Colombian Bunny)
The Raw Food Diet
Baked for Easter Brunch
Song: The Mountain Goats / Palmcorder Yajna
Adventures in Abstinence (aka Committed to a Challenge)
Aggressive Tactics in the Bedroom
Curiosity Killed the Kyle
Annual Infidelity: A Compromise
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut's For Fucking
Packed House at the Mexican Speakeasy
The Strange Appeal of the Homeless Chick
Selling Off the Things That Own You (aka Buddhism with a Western Twist)
Housejacked!
BFN Detectives on the Oregon Trail
Song: Pete Townshend / White City Fighting
Eduardo's Speakeasy BFN Promo
Living with Sheep (aka A Night of Baaad Puns)
Cathouse Condemned
Song: A Perfect Circle / Pet
Gunfight at the Ostrich Corral (aka Attack of the Robostrich)
Song: People In Planes / Light For The Deadvine
Goat Painter Goes Free
Cow Art
Gaylord the Cock-Blocking Ostrich
Forbidden Texas Monkey Love
Song: Pinback / Offcell
Drugs, Extortion, Rotting Corpse (aka Gaylord & Greg)
Sign-Off: Shock The Monkey, Shoot The Ostrich, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Packed House at the Mexican Speakeasy</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 10, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: ChadLines
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Easter Bunny Drug Bust (aka Colombian Bunny)
The Raw Food Diet
Baked for Easter Brunch
Song: The Mountain Goats / Palmcorder Yajna
Adventures in Abstinence (aka Committed to a Challenge)
Aggressive Tactics in the Bedroom
Curiosity Killed the Kyle
Annual Infidelity: A Compromise
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut&apos;s For Fucking
Packed House at the Mexican Speakeasy
The Strange Appeal of the Homeless Chick
Selling Off the Things That Own You (aka Buddhism with a Western Twist)
Housejacked!
BFN Detectives on the Oregon Trail
Song: Pete Townshend / White City Fighting
Eduardo&apos;s Speakeasy BFN Promo
Living with Sheep (aka A Night of Baaad Puns)
Cathouse Condemned
Song: A Perfect Circle / Pet
Gunfight at the Ostrich Corral (aka Attack of the Robostrich)
Song: People In Planes / Light For The Deadvine
Goat Painter Goes Free
Cow Art
Gaylord the Cock-Blocking Ostrich
Forbidden Texas Monkey Love
Song: Pinback / Offcell
Drugs, Extortion, Rotting Corpse (aka Gaylord &amp; Greg)
Sign-Off: Shock The Monkey, Shoot The Ostrich, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:48:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>02:04:58</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/03/07: High School Hijinks</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 3, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #837926-A24
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Awkward BFN Introductions (aka Caligula on the Mike)
A Taste of Raw Bacon (aka The Marshmallow of Meats)
Song: Silvertide / Ain't Coming Home
New Job, Great Incentives, No Questions
Monster.com Recruits Staffing Agency (aka The Ultimate Irony)
Song: Sugar / A Good Idea
A Close Proximity of Past and Present Lovers
Free Pass for a Broken Back
Hospital Visits with the Amish
Song: Permanent ME / Until You Leave
WBFN's "A Brief History of Battle Creek, Pt. 1" Promo
Top Ten Office Pranks of 2007 (aka Glazed Raw Bacon Cheeseburger)
Song: Afterhours / Judas' Blood
Tainted Coffee in the Teacher's Lounge
Laxative-Laced Brownies = Entrepreneurial Prank
Two Dozen Dangerous Donuts
Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen
Ranch Dressing Roulette
Easy Money for Clean Urine
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Upside Down
Woman Trespasses, Touches Self in Frat House (No Prompting!)
Sign-Off: Shakin' with Bacon, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Sense Field / What Difference Does It Make?]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Hospital Visits with the Amish</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 3, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #837926-A24
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Awkward BFN Introductions (aka Caligula on the Mike)
A Taste of Raw Bacon (aka The Marshmallow of Meats)
Song: Silvertide / Ain&apos;t Coming Home
New Job, Great Incentives, No Questions
Monster.com Recruits Staffing Agency (aka The Ultimate Irony)
Song: Sugar / A Good Idea
A Close Proximity of Past and Present Lovers
Free Pass for a Broken Back
Hospital Visits with the Amish
Song: Permanent ME / Until You Leave
WBFN&apos;s &quot;A Brief History of Battle Creek, Pt. 1&quot; Promo
Top Ten Office Pranks of 2007 (aka Glazed Raw Bacon Cheeseburger)
Song: Afterhours / Judas&apos; Blood
Tainted Coffee in the Teacher&apos;s Lounge
Laxative-Laced Brownies = Entrepreneurial Prank
Two Dozen Dangerous Donuts
Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen
Ranch Dressing Roulette
Easy Money for Clean Urine
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Upside Down
Woman Trespasses, Touches Self in Frat House (No Prompting!)
Sign-Off: Shakin&apos; with Bacon, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Sense Field / What Difference Does It Make?</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:33:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:40</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/20/07: Moldy V-Day Leftovers</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 20, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Horizontal Combat
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sly and Slick Introductions
Clueless at Crosswords (aka _ _ A C E M A N)
Song: Cold War Kids / We Used To Vacation
Valentine's Day Compromise (aka The Hallmark Timeline)
Yay for St. Paddy's Day!
Song: Pete Yorn / Committed
PointInCase.com Promo
The Grandfather Rule
Seximony/Seximonial
Song: The Tea Party / Pulse
Assimony vs. Seximonial
Romancing the Dumptruck
Song: Divorcee / SOS
BFN Glossary Promo
Seximonial.com
Utter Cupidity: V-Day Horror Stories
Song: The Divine Comedy / To Die A Virgin
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Song: The Great Crusades / Back Then
Having "The Talk" (aka Arrivals & Departures)
Sign-Off: Beware The Aceman, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Fags / Here's Looking At You]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Romancing the Dumptruck</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 20, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Horizontal Combat
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Sly and Slick Introductions
Clueless at Crosswords (aka _ _ A C E M A N)
Song: Cold War Kids / We Used To Vacation
Valentine&apos;s Day Compromise (aka The Hallmark Timeline)
Yay for St. Paddy&apos;s Day!
Song: Pete Yorn / Committed
PointInCase.com Promo
The Grandfather Rule
Seximony/Seximonial
Song: The Tea Party / Pulse
Assimony vs. Seximonial
Romancing the Dumptruck
Song: Divorcee / SOS
BFN Glossary Promo
Seximonial.com
Utter Cupidity: V-Day Horror Stories
Song: The Divine Comedy / To Die A Virgin
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Song: The Great Crusades / Back Then
Having &quot;The Talk&quot; (aka Arrivals &amp; Departures)
Sign-Off: Beware The Aceman, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: The Fags / Here&apos;s Looking At You</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:04:03 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:33:22</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/13/07: Steak &amp; Blowjob Day</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 13, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Hot Girls
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Quickie Introductions
Guilt-Tripped to the Gym (aka Suffer the Little Children)
Song: Nirvana / In Bloom
Steak & Blowjob Day: A History
Ex-Girlfriend Memorial Day (aka Love, Execution Style)
Song: The Kooks / Ooh La
Let's Celebrate Steak & Blowjob Day! (aka What Comes First?)
The 3-Way 3-Day Weekend
Song: Rock Plaza Central / SexyBack
The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave (aka The Great Teddy Bear Investment)
Song: The Lift / It Is What It Is
Spending The Night
The Mattress or the Comforter
Twisted Bed Frame (aka Bob's Room – No Fat Chicks)
The Roommate as Silent Witness
Instant Deal Breakers
The Morning After (aka Pinch and a Flash)
Song: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Torture Me
Soup, Women & Steak BFN Promo
Women De-Classyfied (aka What Women Really Wants)
Song: The Who / It's Not Enough
The Onion: I Fucked My Into This Mess, and I'll Fuck My Way Out
Song: Pete Yorn / Committed
Zach Oberman: You Gave Me Herpes
Song: Lube / Lonely Town
No Socks In Bed!
Six Kids on the Way (aka $3,975 of V-Day Gifts)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – One Steak for Me, One Steak for You
Song: Brazilian Girls / Don't Stop]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The 3-Way 3-Day Weekend™</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 13, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Hot Girls
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Quickie Introductions
Guilt-Tripped to the Gym (aka Suffer the Little Children)
Song: Nirvana / In Bloom
Steak &amp; Blowjob Day: A History
Ex-Girlfriend Memorial Day (aka Love, Execution Style)
Song: The Kooks / Ooh La
Let&apos;s Celebrate Steak &amp; Blowjob Day! (aka What Comes First?)
The 3-Way 3-Day Weekend
Song: Rock Plaza Central / SexyBack
The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave (aka The Great Teddy Bear Investment)
Song: The Lift / It Is What It Is
Spending The Night
The Mattress or the Comforter
Twisted Bed Frame (aka Bob&apos;s Room – No Fat Chicks)
The Roommate as Silent Witness
Instant Deal Breakers
The Morning After (aka Pinch and a Flash)
Song: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Torture Me
Soup, Women &amp; Steak BFN Promo
Women De-Classyfied (aka What Women Really Wants)
Song: The Who / It&apos;s Not Enough
The Onion: I Fucked My Into This Mess, and I&apos;ll Fuck My Way Out
Song: Pete Yorn / Committed
Zach Oberman: You Gave Me Herpes
Song: Lube / Lonely Town
No Socks In Bed!
Six Kids on the Way (aka $3,975 of V-Day Gifts)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – One Steak for Me, One Steak for You
Song: Brazilian Girls / Don&apos;t Stop</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:53:40 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:44:14</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/06/07: Back To Basics</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 6, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Dear Diary
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
BFN Joins TPXRadio.com (Now with Convenient Links!)
Give (More) Blood
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / A Small Demand
Red Eye Surprise
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Paper Towels & Porno (aka To the Ends of the Internet!)
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Savage Love – Masturbating for Life!
All the Filthy, Filthy Porn You'll Leave Behind
The Lost World of Wayward Porn
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For
Botched NWA Spokesman BFN Promo
2006 In Review:
On the Seventh Day, God Popped in a Stag Film (aka Spicin' Up the Good Book)
High Ozone, Low Sperm Count
African Elephants Gone Wild (aka Rhino as Prison Bitch)
Expensive Typos on the Ballot
Terrorism vs. Hedonism
NWA's Money-Saving Techniques
Song: The Tragically Hip / 700 Ft. Ceiling
Where Do We Find Another Girl?
The Singles Pick-Up Scheme
Impressionable Freshman Mistress Scheme
Song: Paris, Texas / One Hot Coma
Aussies Demand XXX
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Heartbreak City
Postal Perv Caught in Slot
Vacation Videos Swapped for Something Even Better!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Did You Get The Shot?
Song: Audioslave / Jewel of the Summertime ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>On the Seventh Day, God Popped in a Stag Film</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 6, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Dear Diary
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
BFN Joins TPXRadio.com (Now with Convenient Links!)
Give (More) Blood
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / A Small Demand
Red Eye Surprise
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Paper Towels &amp; Porno (aka To the Ends of the Internet!)
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Savage Love – Masturbating for Life!
All the Filthy, Filthy Porn You&apos;ll Leave Behind
The Lost World of Wayward Porn
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For
Botched NWA Spokesman BFN Promo
2006 In Review:
On the Seventh Day, God Popped in a Stag Film (aka Spicin&apos; Up the Good Book)
High Ozone, Low Sperm Count
African Elephants Gone Wild (aka Rhino as Prison Bitch)
Expensive Typos on the Ballot
Terrorism vs. Hedonism
NWA&apos;s Money-Saving Techniques
Song: The Tragically Hip / 700 Ft. Ceiling
Where Do We Find Another Girl?
The Singles Pick-Up Scheme
Impressionable Freshman Mistress Scheme
Song: Paris, Texas / One Hot Coma
Aussies Demand XXX
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Heartbreak City
Postal Perv Caught in Slot
Vacation Videos Swapped for Something Even Better!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Did You Get The Shot?
Song: Audioslave / Jewel of the Summertime </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:15:36 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:31:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/27/07: One Month Of Singledom</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 27, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: When the Wife's Away . . .
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Losers' Introductions
The Ultimate Hairball
Song: Bobby Bare Jr.'s Young Criminal Starvation League / The Heart Bionic
BootySmack!
Broken Legs, Broken Hearts
In Search of Something New
One Wild Night in Arkansas
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Just A Thought
The Ideal Woman
Form Letter as Icebreaker
There's Something About Mary
Song: Ike Reilly / Garbage Day
Sluttin' It Up
Curse of the Sincere Manwhore
Things to Do on craigslist When You're Horny
No Pets! (or Retarded Cousins!)
Song: Porcupine Tree / Slave Called Shiver
Wicked Games BFN Promo
Two Bad Dates (aka Foodie Frog & The Banter Killer)
Song: The Kooks / She Moves In Her Own Way
Worst Valentine's Day Ever in Time
Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Crooked Teeth
Murphy's Date (aka "Hey There, Stranger!")
Song: Scott H. Biram / Long Fingernails
Pet Hair as Damning Evidence
The Ideal Woman, (Re)Discovered!
Still In Search of Something New – mw4w
Sign-Off: Sluttin' It Up, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Things to Do on Craigslist When You&apos;re Horny</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 27, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: When the Wife&apos;s Away . . .
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Losers&apos; Introductions
The Ultimate Hairball
Song: Bobby Bare Jr.&apos;s Young Criminal Starvation League / The Heart Bionic
BootySmack!
Broken Legs, Broken Hearts
In Search of Something New
One Wild Night in Arkansas
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Just A Thought
The Ideal Woman
Form Letter as Icebreaker
There&apos;s Something About Mary
Song: Ike Reilly / Garbage Day
Sluttin&apos; It Up
Curse of the Sincere Manwhore
Things to Do on craigslist When You&apos;re Horny
No Pets! (or Retarded Cousins!)
Song: Porcupine Tree / Slave Called Shiver
Wicked Games BFN Promo
Two Bad Dates (aka Foodie Frog &amp; The Banter Killer)
Song: The Kooks / She Moves In Her Own Way
Worst Valentine&apos;s Day Ever in Time
Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Crooked Teeth
Murphy&apos;s Date (aka &quot;Hey There, Stranger!&quot;)
Song: Scott H. Biram / Long Fingernails
Pet Hair as Damning Evidence
The Ideal Woman, (Re)Discovered!
Still In Search of Something New – mw4w
Sign-Off: Sluttin&apos; It Up, It&apos;s BFN Networks!
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:14:39 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:32:16</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/20/07: Windy City Reprise</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 20, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Full Circle Surprise
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Welcome Back to Chicago!
A Miserable Midwestern Winter
Sub-Zero Superbowl XLI
Song: Permanent ME / Christine
Where's Maeve? (aka Chad's Romanian Courtship)
Walking Away from a Shattered Love (aka BLTL Sandwich)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Take It Back
Locked Out of the Ridgeway Hole
Frozen Pipes & Bathroom Acoustics
Song: +44 / 155
Slovakian Squatters
$800US for an Eastern European Girl (aka The Small Price of Freedom)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
Chad's Overenthusiastic Battle Creek BFN Promo
Vacation vs. Unemployment
Bob Dubilina, Chief Emancipation Financier (CEF)
Guacamole: An American Legend (aka For Love of Freedom Dip)
Top 3 BFN Phrases Abroad
Song: Scissor Sisters / Might Tell You Tonight
High Praise for Chad Wilkens
Bob Dubilina, Avocado Smuggler (aka Freedom Tumors)
Hell Is for Staffing Agents (aka The Big Hiring Scheme)
Song: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Charlie
Waiting for Spring
A Pervert Looks at Fifty
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We're Back!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / The Struggle (Getting Out Alive) ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Guacamole: An American Legend (a.k.a. For Love of Freedom Dip)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 20, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 15).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Full Circle Surprise
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Welcome Back to Chicago!
A Miserable Midwestern Winter
Sub-Zero Superbowl XLI
Song: Permanent ME / Christine
Where&apos;s Maeve? (aka Chad&apos;s Romanian Courtship)
Walking Away from a Shattered Love (aka BLTL Sandwich)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Take It Back
Locked Out of the Ridgeway Hole
Frozen Pipes &amp; Bathroom Acoustics
Song: +44 / 155
Slovakian Squatters
$800US for an Eastern European Girl (aka The Small Price of Freedom)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
Chad&apos;s Overenthusiastic Battle Creek BFN Promo
Vacation vs. Unemployment
Bob Dubilina, Chief Emancipation Financier (CEF)
Guacamole: An American Legend (aka For Love of Freedom Dip)
Top 3 BFN Phrases Abroad
Song: Scissor Sisters / Might Tell You Tonight
High Praise for Chad Wilkens
Bob Dubilina, Avocado Smuggler (aka Freedom Tumors)
Hell Is for Staffing Agents (aka The Big Hiring Scheme)
Song: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Charlie
Waiting for Spring
A Pervert Looks at Fifty
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We&apos;re Back!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / The Struggle (Getting Out Alive) </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:14:44 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:14:39</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/12/06: Election Day</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 12, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Transvestite Sitting on My Stoop
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Double Strummer Introductions
Last Show of the Season (from Chicago!)
If Only He Was Wearing Nikes . . .
Jesus: The First Rockstar
Song: Acceptance / This Conversation Is Over
Regurgitated Mexican Buffet
Projectile Vomit Tall Tales
Song: Audioslave / Wide Awake
High-Class Girlfriend
Bathroom Phone Etiquette
Chad & The Ghetto Gourmet
Shagg's Social Services (aka The Homeless Relocation Program)
Song: Pete Yorn / Splendid Isolation
"Fleeping the Beech" BFN Promo
Ro$e$ on craigslist
Song: Blue October / Overweight
The Dark Side of Myspace (aka Social Deviants iso Stupid Underage Girls)
Song: Danko Jones / Time Heals Nothing
The Big Trip Abroad (aka English & Guacamole)
Oh, The Places You'll Fuck!
Picking Up Girls All Over the World (aka The Lonely Foreign Tourist)
Song: Krunk / Get Out Of My Country
Packing the Car (aka One More Vote for Shaggs Strummer)
Authentic Late-Night Tour of the City
Plans for 2007
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Fleeping The Beech All Night Long!
BFN Song of the Week: Lucky Boys Confusion / The Struggle (Getting Out Alive)]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Shagg&apos;s Social Services (a.k.a. The Homeless Relocation Program)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 12, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Dear Transvestite Sitting on My Stoop
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Double Strummer Introductions
Last Show of the Season (from Chicago!)
If Only He Was Wearing Nikes . . .
Jesus: The First Rockstar
Song: Acceptance / This Conversation Is Over
Regurgitated Mexican Buffet
Projectile Vomit Tall Tales
Song: Audioslave / Wide Awake
High-Class Girlfriend
Bathroom Phone Etiquette
Chad &amp; The Ghetto Gourmet
Shagg&apos;s Social Services (aka The Homeless Relocation Program)
Song: Pete Yorn / Splendid Isolation
&quot;Fleeping the Beech&quot; BFN Promo
Ro$e$ on craigslist
Song: Blue October / Overweight
The Dark Side of Myspace (aka Social Deviants iso Stupid Underage Girls)
Song: Danko Jones / Time Heals Nothing
The Big Trip Abroad (aka English &amp; Guacamole)
Oh, The Places You&apos;ll Fuck!
Picking Up Girls All Over the World (aka The Lonely Foreign Tourist)
Song: Krunk / Get Out Of My Country
Packing the Car (aka One More Vote for Shaggs Strummer)
Authentic Late-Night Tour of the City
Plans for 2007
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Fleeping The Beech All Night Long!
BFN Song of the Week: Lucky Boys Confusion / The Struggle (Getting Out Alive)</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:14:41 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:15</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/06/06: Graveyard Shift</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 6, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Anna Banana
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Boyfriend with AC Needed
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Final DC Introductions
A Damn Cold Weekend
In-Studio Happy Hour
Song: Big City Rock / Sink
Baka A Hochindo Ya Ama Ana Casa De Besa
Pimsleur Road Rage
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
Subliminal Combat Training for Tourists
Father Rushes, Sacks to Son's Defense (aka Second-Degree Southern Battery)
Song: Jeff Martin / Black Snake Blues
Lifetime Presents: The Boy that Bubba Whipped
High Stakes Beer Pong (aka BJ and the Chair)
BFN Song of the Week: Dewey Kincaide & The Navigators / Class Warfare 
The XIV Louis' Bed
Anal Aficionado
"Wax That Fuckin' Tail!"
Planning the Passion (After-)Party
Song: Pete Yorn / Maybe I'm Right
Cousins: No Longer Taboo?
Date with the Dead
Letter to the Family
One Last Time with the Girlfriend
Sesame Cemetery
Song: People In Planes / Token Trapped Woman
Anna Banana Checks Out
Uncle Dale, Dildo Designer
Kat & The Kaleidodildo
Day in the Woods: A Joke
Scent of a Dead Woman
Song: Powderfinger / This Song Has Gone To Hell
Dead Dad Rides the Rails
Grunk: A Definition
Song: A Perfect Circle / Magdalena
The Grunkhole
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Dig Her Up And Grunk That Ass!
Song: Turbonegro / Wasted Again ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Lifetime Presents: The Boy that Bubba Whipped</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 6, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Anna Banana
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Boyfriend with AC Needed
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Final DC Introductions
A Damn Cold Weekend
In-Studio Happy Hour
Song: Big City Rock / Sink
Baka A Hochindo Ya Ama Ana Casa De Besa
Pimsleur Road Rage
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
Subliminal Combat Training for Tourists
Father Rushes, Sacks to Son&apos;s Defense (aka Second-Degree Southern Battery)
Song: Jeff Martin / Black Snake Blues
Lifetime Presents: The Boy that Bubba Whipped
High Stakes Beer Pong (aka BJ and the Chair)
BFN Song of the Week: Dewey Kincaide &amp; The Navigators / Class Warfare 
The XIV Louis&apos; Bed
Anal Aficionado
&quot;Wax That Fuckin&apos; Tail!&quot;
Planning the Passion (After-)Party
Song: Pete Yorn / Maybe I&apos;m Right
Cousins: No Longer Taboo?
Date with the Dead
Letter to the Family
One Last Time with the Girlfriend
Sesame Cemetery
Song: People In Planes / Token Trapped Woman
Anna Banana Checks Out
Uncle Dale, Dildo Designer
Kat &amp; The Kaleidodildo
Day in the Woods: A Joke
Scent of a Dead Woman
Song: Powderfinger / This Song Has Gone To Hell
Dead Dad Rides the Rails
Grunk: A Definition
Song: A Perfect Circle / Magdalena
The Grunkhole
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Dig Her Up And Grunk That Ass!
Song: Turbonegro / Wasted Again </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:12:05 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:46:47</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>09/05/06: The Worst Date Ever In Time</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The Worst Date Ever In Time is a radio play about . . . well, the worst date ever in time. It was adapted from a Myspace blog written by the insightful and viciously witty Humble B. Wonderful and produced for BFN Networks by Pigrunner Productions (Justin Velander Holt). It was recorded at the WUIC radio studio in Chicago, IL.

Voice Talent:
Humble B. Wonderful . . . . . Stephanie King
Justin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Justin Velander Holt (aka Bob Dubilina)
Gentleman Suitor . . . . . . . . Adam Fallon (aka Shaggs Strummer)

Background Music:
OK Go / Oh Lately It’s So Quiet
Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
The Great Crusades / Hollywood Bungalow
Powderfinger / Odyssey #3
Bernard Fanning / Which Way Home?
Ike Reilly / Hail! Hail!

Running Time: 14 min:47 sec

Important Web Links:
Humble B. Wonderful Official Site
www.myspace.com/humblebwonderful]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Humble B. Wonderful&apos;s The Worst Date Ever In Time</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The Worst Date Ever In Time is a radio play about . . . well, the worst date ever in time. It was adapted from a Myspace blog written by the insightful and viciously witty Humble B. Wonderful and produced for BFN Networks by Pigrunner Productions (Justin Velander Holt). It was recorded at the WUIC radio studio in Chicago, IL.

Voice Talent:
Humble B. Wonderful . . . . . Stephanie King
Justin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Justin Velander Holt (aka Bob Dubilina)
Gentleman Suitor . . . . . . . . Adam Fallon (aka Shaggs Strummer)

Background Music:
OK Go / Oh Lately It’s So Quiet
Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
The Great Crusades / Hollywood Bungalow
Powderfinger / Odyssey #3
Bernard Fanning / Which Way Home?
Ike Reilly / Hail! Hail!

Running Time: 14 min:47 sec

Important Web Links:
Humble B. Wonderful Official Site
www.myspace.com/humblebwonderful</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:12:06 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:47</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/30/06: The Glory Hole</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 30, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran
Publicist Meg

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Peeping Moe
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"Happy Katrina Day!" Introductions
One Fantastic Wednesday (aka Hot Freshmen & A Deaf Co-Host)
Vamoose Breaks Down
Song: Pinback / Offcell
Maeve Needs Crutches (aka Go-Go Gammy Boots!)
$4.19 Crutches at the 8-Ball Thrift Store
"Why Does Maeve Need Crutches?"
Brand New Leg (aka Sex, Drugs & Landmines)
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Landmine Surprise
For Whom the Alarm Beeps (aka Pounding on the Walls)
BFN Song of the Week: Brindley Brothers / Angel
Lust for Lizzie
Song: Peter Gabriel / The Tower That Ate People
Midnight Moe's Glory Holes BFN Promo
Paddy the Handsome Irishman
Song: The Hellacopters / Everything's On TV
Rock'n'Roll in Kat's Pants
Effective Birth Control
Senior Year of Love
The Strange Romance of Captain Carolina & Dr. Plow
Captain Carolina & Conservation Kat, Enviro-Rangers
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
$98,000 Engagement Ring Somehow Doesn't Buy Love
Song: The Uninvited / Mega Multi-Media Hero
The Cost of Love (aka Apocalypse or a BJ Through a Hole)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I'll Give You A Reason For Your Knees To Hurt!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Build God, Then We'll Talk ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Strange Romance of Captain Carolina &amp; Dr. Plow</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 30, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran
Publicist Meg

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Peeping Moe
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;Happy Katrina Day!&quot; Introductions
One Fantastic Wednesday (aka Hot Freshmen &amp; A Deaf Co-Host)
Vamoose Breaks Down
Song: Pinback / Offcell
Maeve Needs Crutches (aka Go-Go Gammy Boots!)
$4.19 Crutches at the 8-Ball Thrift Store
&quot;Why Does Maeve Need Crutches?&quot;
Brand New Leg (aka Sex, Drugs &amp; Landmines)
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
Landmine Surprise
For Whom the Alarm Beeps (aka Pounding on the Walls)
BFN Song of the Week: Brindley Brothers / Angel
Lust for Lizzie
Song: Peter Gabriel / The Tower That Ate People
Midnight Moe&apos;s Glory Holes BFN Promo
Paddy the Handsome Irishman
Song: The Hellacopters / Everything&apos;s On TV
Rock&apos;n&apos;Roll in Kat&apos;s Pants
Effective Birth Control
Senior Year of Love
The Strange Romance of Captain Carolina &amp; Dr. Plow
Captain Carolina &amp; Conservation Kat, Enviro-Rangers
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
$98,000 Engagement Ring Somehow Doesn&apos;t Buy Love
Song: The Uninvited / Mega Multi-Media Hero
The Cost of Love (aka Apocalypse or a BJ Through a Hole)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I&apos;ll Give You A Reason For Your Knees To Hurt!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Build God, Then We&apos;ll Talk </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:17:05 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:31:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/23/06: Virgin Sacrifices</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 23, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Queen Maeve of the Faeries

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Caught in the Act
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Life at Che Kaitlin (aka 7 Roommates, No Room)
Song: Def Leppard / Rock On
JANE Attempts to Deflower Intern (aka Who Wants to Fuck a Virgin?)
Song: The Great Crusades / Pawnshop
Condoms in the Trash (aka Busted by the Mutt)
Slutty Blonde Streaks
The Glaringly Suspicious Hotel Receipt
Discarding the Evidence
Song: Lucero / I Don't Want To Be The One
"Leave No Trace" BFN Promo
The Hard Luck Teenage Sex Life of Peter (aka Blackmailed by Lola)
Song: Danko Jones / Invisible
Sleep Dry Humping
BFN Song of the Week: What Four / Give It A Chance
Killing Grandpa with Porn
The Porn Button
Nudie Mags for the Grandchildren
Song: Sense Field / No Medicine
$3500 Pair of Pants
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where's That Porn Button?
Song: The Tea Party / Must Must ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Hard Luck Teenage Sex Life of Peter (a.k.a. Blackmailed by Lola)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 23, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Queen Maeve of the Faeries

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Caught in the Act
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Life at Che Kaitlin (aka 7 Roommates, No Room)
Song: Def Leppard / Rock On
JANE Attempts to Deflower Intern (aka Who Wants to Fuck a Virgin?)
Song: The Great Crusades / Pawnshop
Condoms in the Trash (aka Busted by the Mutt)
Slutty Blonde Streaks
The Glaringly Suspicious Hotel Receipt
Discarding the Evidence
Song: Lucero / I Don&apos;t Want To Be The One
&quot;Leave No Trace&quot; BFN Promo
The Hard Luck Teenage Sex Life of Peter (aka Blackmailed by Lola)
Song: Danko Jones / Invisible
Sleep Dry Humping
BFN Song of the Week: What Four / Give It A Chance
Killing Grandpa with Porn
The Porn Button
Nudie Mags for the Grandchildren
Song: Sense Field / No Medicine
$3500 Pair of Pants
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Where&apos;s That Porn Button?
Song: The Tea Party / Must Must </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:16:07 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:33:21</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/16/06: Scandalous Summer</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 16, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Anna Banana
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
My Wild Night with Fast Kat (and Her Parents!)
Song: Watershed / New Life
"My Girlfriend Is Allergic to Me."
License for Parenting
Song: Todd Martin / Punchline
Last-Minute Plea for Movers
Welcome to Columbia Heights!
Song: Collective Soul / Burn
Jr. High Conspiracy BFN Promo
Confessions of a Junior Varsity Pimp
Song: Flickerstick / Chloroform The One You Love
The Half-Naked & The Dread (aka Shirtless Summer)
BFN Song of the Week: Bernard Fanning / Which Way Home? 
The Underage Interim Girlfriend (aka "You Look Just like Your Momma!")
Song: Ike Reilly / Cars & Girls & Drinks & Songs
Pork-Fried Kittens
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Whose Assprint Is This!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Cigarettes ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>My Wild Night with Fast Kat (and Her Parents!)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 16, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Anna Banana
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
My Wild Night with Fast Kat (and Her Parents!)
Song: Watershed / New Life
&quot;My Girlfriend Is Allergic to Me.&quot;
License for Parenting
Song: Todd Martin / Punchline
Last-Minute Plea for Movers
Welcome to Columbia Heights!
Song: Collective Soul / Burn
Jr. High Conspiracy BFN Promo
Confessions of a Junior Varsity Pimp
Song: Flickerstick / Chloroform The One You Love
The Half-Naked &amp; The Dread (aka Shirtless Summer)
BFN Song of the Week: Bernard Fanning / Which Way Home? 
The Underage Interim Girlfriend (aka &quot;You Look Just like Your Momma!&quot;)
Song: Ike Reilly / Cars &amp; Girls &amp; Drinks &amp; Songs
Pork-Fried Kittens
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Whose Assprint Is This!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Cigarettes </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:09:27 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:30:46</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/09/06: The Selfish Bastard</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 9, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy & Katherine
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Multiple Introductions
What's Happenin' on AM Radio
Four Hour Flight Reservations (aka Going for Broke)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
Terrible New York Advertising
German Girl on the Kosher Bus
One Shitty Bus Ride
Song: The Great Crusade / Billy Smashes It Up
New York vs. Miami
A Renaissance of Hotness (aka Horndogs with Long Tongues)
One at the VIP Table Is Worth Six at the Barnburner
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
"You Are A Selfish Bastard!" (aka Refusing the Fat Chick)
Fat Love Confessions
The War on Corpulence
Instant Turn-Offs
Song: Maxïmo Park / Apply Some Pressure (Original Demo Version)
Just Say No to the Brick Shithouse
A Quick Summary of Amanda's Lovelife (aka 36 & Divorced)
Hot Girl/Hunky Guy Ratio
Adult Braces & Transformer Sheets
BFN Song of the Week: Fluid Minds / Johnny B. Bad 
BFN/In Your Face Productions Promo
The Big Knock-Up (aka Kindergarten Cadillac)
Song: Powderfinger / Living Type
The Prominent Billboard
The Importance of New Friends
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – She's A Brick . . . Shithouse!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Camisado ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A Quick Summary of Amanda&apos;s Lovelife (a.k.a. 36 &amp; Divorced)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 9, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy &amp; Katherine
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Multiple Introductions
What&apos;s Happenin&apos; on AM Radio
Four Hour Flight Reservations (aka Going for Broke)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
Terrible New York Advertising
German Girl on the Kosher Bus
One Shitty Bus Ride
Song: The Great Crusade / Billy Smashes It Up
New York vs. Miami
A Renaissance of Hotness (aka Horndogs with Long Tongues)
One at the VIP Table Is Worth Six at the Barnburner
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
&quot;You Are A Selfish Bastard!&quot; (aka Refusing the Fat Chick)
Fat Love Confessions
The War on Corpulence
Instant Turn-Offs
Song: Maxïmo Park / Apply Some Pressure (Original Demo Version)
Just Say No to the Brick Shithouse
A Quick Summary of Amanda&apos;s Lovelife (aka 36 &amp; Divorced)
Hot Girl/Hunky Guy Ratio
Adult Braces &amp; Transformer Sheets
BFN Song of the Week: Fluid Minds / Johnny B. Bad 
BFN/In Your Face Productions Promo
The Big Knock-Up (aka Kindergarten Cadillac)
Song: Powderfinger / Living Type
The Prominent Billboard
The Importance of New Friends
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – She&apos;s A Brick . . . Shithouse!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Camisado </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 22:34:56 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:34:25</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/02/06: The Hot Zone</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 2, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Anna Banana

SUMMARY:

Special BFN Opener: The New Emancipator
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Real Reason Why Bob Moved to DC
Hot August Plights (aka Heat Exhaustion & AC Whores)
Song: Brindley Brothers / Up All Night
The Method Actor
Terror Alert
The Revised Escape Plan (aka Pirates of the Apocalypse)
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?
"Two Days Too Long" BFN Promo
The Republican Paper Trail (aka Indentured Autistics)
Hunter's Rebellion
Song: Josh Ritter / Girl In The War
Man's Depressed Best Friend
A Warm Banana
Pimpin' for the Catholic Church
The Data Entry King of Sprint Nextel
The Trouble with Family (aka Getting Off the Q&A Train)
BFN Song of the Week: Joe Bonamassa / Bridge To Better Days
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Go Make Me A Sandwich Already!
Song: People In Planes / Falling By The Wayside ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Real Reason Why Bob Moved to DC</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 2, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 14).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Anna Banana

SUMMARY:

Special BFN Opener: The New Emancipator
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Real Reason Why Bob Moved to DC
Hot August Plights (aka Heat Exhaustion &amp; AC Whores)
Song: Brindley Brothers / Up All Night
The Method Actor
Terror Alert
The Revised Escape Plan (aka Pirates of the Apocalypse)
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?
&quot;Two Days Too Long&quot; BFN Promo
The Republican Paper Trail (aka Indentured Autistics)
Hunter&apos;s Rebellion
Song: Josh Ritter / Girl In The War
Man&apos;s Depressed Best Friend
A Warm Banana
Pimpin&apos; for the Catholic Church
The Data Entry King of Sprint Nextel
The Trouble with Family (aka Getting Off the Q&amp;A Train)
BFN Song of the Week: Joe Bonamassa / Bridge To Better Days
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Go Make Me A Sandwich Already!
Song: People In Planes / Falling By The Wayside </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:08:02 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:06:30</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/31/06: A Farewell To Charms</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 31, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer
Domino "Dommy" Diggler
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Godspoke Redux
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Final Introductions
A Pedophile's Paradise (aka Googling for Perverts)
Disneyland is for Lovers
Song: Paris, Texas / Bombs Away
The Hottest Memorial Day Weekend Ever
Pubic School (aka How Do You Like Your Hedges Trimmed?)
Song: Powderfinger / Up & Down & Back Again
Wife Has Husband by the Balls (aka This Girl Got Claws!)
A Reckless Act of Faithfulness
Song: The Tea Party / Babylon
Involuntary Parentage
The Straight Dope – DIY Vasectomy Guide
Song: Superdrag / Lighting The Way
The Poon Zen Master BFN Promo
When Business Comps for Pleasure
Dutch Pedophiles Launch Political Party
Song: Sense Field / Fun Never Ends
Your Friendly Neighborhood Porn Shoot
BFN Song of the Week: Danko Jones / Baby Hates Me
The Bathhouse King Brings It on Home
Song: The Navigators / Just Getting Started
Hitchhiker Forced to Eat at Knifepoint
The Bikini-Clad Vigilante
Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe
Not Finished with WUIC Just Yet
News of the Weird: Shameless Fetishists
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Thank You, Chicago – Good Night!
Song: The Blessing / Your Game]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Thank You, Chicago – Good Night!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 31, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer
Domino &quot;Dommy&quot; Diggler
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Godspoke Redux
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Final Introductions
A Pedophile&apos;s Paradise (aka Googling for Perverts)
Disneyland is for Lovers
Song: Paris, Texas / Bombs Away
The Hottest Memorial Day Weekend Ever
Pubic School (aka How Do You Like Your Hedges Trimmed?)
Song: Powderfinger / Up &amp; Down &amp; Back Again
Wife Has Husband by the Balls (aka This Girl Got Claws!)
A Reckless Act of Faithfulness
Song: The Tea Party / Babylon
Involuntary Parentage
The Straight Dope – DIY Vasectomy Guide
Song: Superdrag / Lighting The Way
The Poon Zen Master BFN Promo
When Business Comps for Pleasure
Dutch Pedophiles Launch Political Party
Song: Sense Field / Fun Never Ends
Your Friendly Neighborhood Porn Shoot
BFN Song of the Week: Danko Jones / Baby Hates Me
The Bathhouse King Brings It on Home
Song: The Navigators / Just Getting Started
Hitchhiker Forced to Eat at Knifepoint
The Bikini-Clad Vigilante
Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe
Not Finished with WUIC Just Yet
News of the Weird: Shameless Fetishists
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Thank You, Chicago – Good Night!
Song: The Blessing / Your Game</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 18:29:39 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:40:59</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/24/06: Counting The Days</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 24, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: The Incredible Holt!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Big Two-Five (aka "Bob's Old!")
BFN Turns 12
Let Sleeping Shaggs Lie (aka Dreamsturbating & Bed-Wetting)
Song: Indigenous / C'mon Suzie
Shaggs' Phone Sex Demonstration
Maeve's Surprise Graduation Gift
Song: Red Elephant / Using St. Francis
Clio Miami 2006:
Something Happened on the Way to the Gleason
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don't Want What You Got (Goin' On)
Clio Miami 2006 (cont.):
An Inconvenient Cancellation
Party at The Pawn Shop
Stacy & Shaq
Fast Ride to the Airport
Song: Josh Joplin Group / It's Only Entertainment
Happy Birthday BFN Promo
Clio Miami 2006 (cont.):
Introducing Maeve (aka "You Lucky Bastard!")
Special Thanks to Raoul
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Meet the Parents
BFN Song of the Week: The Great Crusades / Billy Smashes It Up
Puppies Used to Chase Tail
The International Diving Board
Song: Pinback / Offcell
The Biggest Faux Pas
A Life in the Doghouse
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – What Are You Doing Here!
Song: A Perfect Circle / Passive ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Let Sleeping Shaggs Lie (a.k.a. Dreamsturbating &amp; Bed-Wetting)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 24, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: The Incredible Holt!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Big Two-Five (aka &quot;Bob&apos;s Old!&quot;)
BFN Turns 12
Let Sleeping Shaggs Lie (aka Dreamsturbating &amp; Bed-Wetting)
Song: Indigenous / C&apos;mon Suzie
Shaggs&apos; Phone Sex Demonstration
Maeve&apos;s Surprise Graduation Gift
Song: Red Elephant / Using St. Francis
Clio Miami 2006:
Something Happened on the Way to the Gleason
Song: Ike Reilly / I Don&apos;t Want What You Got (Goin&apos; On)
Clio Miami 2006 (cont.):
An Inconvenient Cancellation
Party at The Pawn Shop
Stacy &amp; Shaq
Fast Ride to the Airport
Song: Josh Joplin Group / It&apos;s Only Entertainment
Happy Birthday BFN Promo
Clio Miami 2006 (cont.):
Introducing Maeve (aka &quot;You Lucky Bastard!&quot;)
Special Thanks to Raoul
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Meet the Parents
BFN Song of the Week: The Great Crusades / Billy Smashes It Up
Puppies Used to Chase Tail
The International Diving Board
Song: Pinback / Offcell
The Biggest Faux Pas
A Life in the Doghouse
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – What Are You Doing Here!
Song: A Perfect Circle / Passive </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 21:59:39 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:17:02</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/10/06: Ambitious Alumni</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 10, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Sisyphean Sperm Sample
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Graduations & Introductions
Kinko's de Mayo
Song: Watershed / Over Too Soon
Johnny Lechner, Terminal Undergrad
Senior Pranks Leads to Bum Deal
Song: Acceptance / Too Far
Stranger at the Surprise Party
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
Advice for Graduates BFN Promo
The New Pornographer (aka The Apporntice)
Song: Porcupine Tree / The Sound Of Muzak
The Projected Cost of a Mother's Love
BFN Song of the Week: The Lift / Static
News of the Weird: Indomitable Work Ethic
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Got Nothin' For Ya!
Song: The Hellacopters / Monkeyboy ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The New Pornographer (a.k.a. The Apporntice)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 10, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: The Sisyphean Sperm Sample
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Graduations &amp; Introductions
Kinko&apos;s de Mayo
Song: Watershed / Over Too Soon
Johnny Lechner, Terminal Undergrad
Senior Pranks Leads to Bum Deal
Song: Acceptance / Too Far
Stranger at the Surprise Party
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
Advice for Graduates BFN Promo
The New Pornographer (aka The Apporntice)
Song: Porcupine Tree / The Sound Of Muzak
The Projected Cost of a Mother&apos;s Love
BFN Song of the Week: The Lift / Static
News of the Weird: Indomitable Work Ethic
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Got Nothin&apos; For Ya!
Song: The Hellacopters / Monkeyboy </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 20:58:41 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:31:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>05/03/06: Unacceptable Behavior</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the May 3, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: A Message for Holly
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Belligerent Introductions
The Big Announcement
The Strange Logic of EPT (aka "Am I Pregnant?")
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / Listen
"You Have a Girl in DC?"
483 Minutes Over the Limit (aka Supervisor! Redux)
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Bob Experiments with Metrosexuality
What We Won't Do for BFN
Song: Pearl Jam / Severed Hand
The Straight Dope – Extra-Long Pinkie Nail: Theory vs. Practice
Song: Guster / One Man Wrecking Machine
Angry Bob Meltdown BFN Promo
A Man with Nothing Left to Lose
BFN Song of the Week: Mad Science Fair / No Room For Error
Desperate Hickwives (aka Meat Is Murder)
Song: Bullets & Octane / Caving In
Marriage Counseling Causes Divorce
Pay Your Respects and Die!
Wanted: Virgin Bride
Song: Danko Jones / First Date
China Afflicted with Bigger Breasts
News of the Weird: Foot Bucket
Omnipotent Penis
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Meat Is Murder!
Song: Tool / The Pot]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Desperate Hickwives (a.k.a. Meat is Murder)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the May 3, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Shaggs Strummer
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: A Message for Holly
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Belligerent Introductions
The Big Announcement
The Strange Logic of EPT (aka &quot;Am I Pregnant?&quot;)
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / Listen
&quot;You Have a Girl in DC?&quot;
483 Minutes Over the Limit (aka Supervisor! Redux)
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Bob Experiments with Metrosexuality
What We Won&apos;t Do for BFN
Song: Pearl Jam / Severed Hand
The Straight Dope – Extra-Long Pinkie Nail: Theory vs. Practice
Song: Guster / One Man Wrecking Machine
Angry Bob Meltdown BFN Promo
A Man with Nothing Left to Lose
BFN Song of the Week: Mad Science Fair / No Room For Error
Desperate Hickwives (aka Meat Is Murder)
Song: Bullets &amp; Octane / Caving In
Marriage Counseling Causes Divorce
Pay Your Respects and Die!
Wanted: Virgin Bride
Song: Danko Jones / First Date
China Afflicted with Bigger Breasts
News of the Weird: Foot Bucket
Omnipotent Penis
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Meat Is Murder!
Song: Tool / The Pot</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 20:58:42 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:29:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/26/06: Tough Love, Tough Luck</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 26, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Domino "Dommy" Diggler
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Playing It Safe
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"With Great Change . . ."
Introductions
Bob's Ex: Good Person/Bad Person
Fuck Buddy Etiquette
Song: Last Week / New Year's Eve
The Rocky Road to Commitment
Pt. I: Pressure
Pt. II: The Project
Song: Mad Science Fair / All I Do Is Wrong
The Rocky Road to Commitment (cont.)
Pt. III: Stupid Mistake, Smart Move
Pt. IV: Reconciliation
A Deep Mistrust of The Easy Way (aka The $5 Blowjob)
Song: Powderfinger / Since You've Been Gone
Feeling Faint on a Stalled Train
Something Happened on the Way to Wisconsin
"I Can Live with That!"
Song: Valley Lodge / If It Takes All Night
"Wild Monkeys Dismantled My Transmission" BFN Promo
Inventive Excuses for the Terminally Late
Song: Josh Joplin Group / Who's Afraid Of Thomas Wolfe?
Naked Man Gets Stuck in Chimney
Regurgitated Litter
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Trash
Amanda & Two-Second Tommy
BFN Song of the Week: The Fags / Here's Looking At You
Mr. Debruin with the Showerhead in the Bathroom
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Can't Fire Me, and I Won't Quit.
Song: Cordero / Matador]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>You Can&apos;t Fire Me, and I Won&apos;t Quit.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 26, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Domino &quot;Dommy&quot; Diggler
John Luckhaupt of Catsplash
Clarissa Novales of Catsplash

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Playing It Safe
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;With Great Change . . .&quot;
Introductions
Bob&apos;s Ex: Good Person/Bad Person
Fuck Buddy Etiquette
Song: Last Week / New Year&apos;s Eve
The Rocky Road to Commitment
Pt. I: Pressure
Pt. II: The Project
Song: Mad Science Fair / All I Do Is Wrong
The Rocky Road to Commitment (cont.)
Pt. III: Stupid Mistake, Smart Move
Pt. IV: Reconciliation
A Deep Mistrust of The Easy Way (aka The $5 Blowjob)
Song: Powderfinger / Since You&apos;ve Been Gone
Feeling Faint on a Stalled Train
Something Happened on the Way to Wisconsin
&quot;I Can Live with That!&quot;
Song: Valley Lodge / If It Takes All Night
&quot;Wild Monkeys Dismantled My Transmission&quot; BFN Promo
Inventive Excuses for the Terminally Late
Song: Josh Joplin Group / Who&apos;s Afraid Of Thomas Wolfe?
Naked Man Gets Stuck in Chimney
Regurgitated Litter
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Trash
Amanda &amp; Two-Second Tommy
BFN Song of the Week: The Fags / Here&apos;s Looking At You
Mr. Debruin with the Showerhead in the Bathroom
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Can&apos;t Fire Me, and I Won&apos;t Quit.
Song: Cordero / Matador</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 15:05:18 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:33:41</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>04/19/06: Two Weeks In Palm Springs</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the April 19, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Strummer's Secret
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Easter Miracle Standby
Introductions
Parker Meridian Palm Springs (aka LSDisneyland)
Song: Blue Man Group feat. Esthero / White Rabbit
What Bob Does for Money
Inviting the Ladies to Palm Springs
Lunch with Jamie Blythe
"This is a Bathroom to Fuck In."
Song: Jamie Blythe / Cloud Nine (BFN Live)
Smokin' Sharon Lawrence vs. Pregnant Brooke Shields
Damn the Fat, Pregnant Celebrity! (A Special Shaggs Strummer Tirade)
Song: Danko Jones / First Date
Dalton's Threats Grow Tedious
Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head
Frustrated Perverts in the Desert BFN Promo
A Taste of the Good Life
PSYC
Elusive Naked Girl Turn-Down Service (& Other Complimentary Mind Games)
Song: The Blessing / Highway 5
Broken Bathroom, Dusty Toilet
Weird Things in the Bathroom Trash
BFN Song of the Week: irresistible smell of decay / Breach
Spring Break at Wal-Mart
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Wish You Well
One Tequila, Two Tequila . . .
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Must Get Laid in This Bathroom!
Song: John Davis / Tell Me I'm Not Free (BFN Live)]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Elusive Naked Girl Turn-Down Service (&amp; Other Complimentary Mind Games)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the April 19, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Strummer&apos;s Secret
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Easter Miracle Standby
Introductions
Parker Meridian Palm Springs (aka LSDisneyland)
Song: Blue Man Group feat. Esthero / White Rabbit
What Bob Does for Money
Inviting the Ladies to Palm Springs
Lunch with Jamie Blythe
&quot;This is a Bathroom to Fuck In.&quot;
Song: Jamie Blythe / Cloud Nine (BFN Live)
Smokin&apos; Sharon Lawrence vs. Pregnant Brooke Shields
Damn the Fat, Pregnant Celebrity! (A Special Shaggs Strummer Tirade)
Song: Danko Jones / First Date
Dalton&apos;s Threats Grow Tedious
Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head
Frustrated Perverts in the Desert BFN Promo
A Taste of the Good Life
PSYC
Elusive Naked Girl Turn-Down Service (&amp; Other Complimentary Mind Games)
Song: The Blessing / Highway 5
Broken Bathroom, Dusty Toilet
Weird Things in the Bathroom Trash
BFN Song of the Week: irresistible smell of decay / Breach
Spring Break at Wal-Mart
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Wish You Well
One Tequila, Two Tequila . . .
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Must Get Laid in This Bathroom!
Song: John Davis / Tell Me I&apos;m Not Free (BFN Live)</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:05:17 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:53</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/29/06: The Real World</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 29, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer
Domino "Dommy" Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
"So I Was Laying in This Alley, High on Crack . . ."
Introductions
Welcome to The Real World (aka Assistant Manager of the Fry Machine)
Shaggs Decries Immigration Amnesty
Song: Hong Kong Six / Swim With The Sharks
Catching Up with the Ex-Girlfriend:
-Magnums & Saran Wrap
-Single & Proactive
-The War Within
-The Need to Compete
Song: Ike Reilly / Hail! Hail!
Familiar Faces at the Black Bra Party (aka "Bob's A Creep!")
New Requirements for the Next Relationship
Collateral Emotional Damage
Fair Trade
Song: Sense Field / Burn
Fantasy Brainstorming:
The Ever-Elusive 3-Way
Bachelor/Bachelorette Party
Marco Polo
BFN-Craigslist 3-Way Challenge
Song: Big City Rock / Human
"A Letter to My Ex" BFN Promo
The Animal in You (aka Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Horses)
BFN Song of the Week: Ludo / Broken Bride, Pt. II: Tonight's The Night
Rapture Online (aka Real Sex on the Internet)
Song: SPAN / Don't Think The Way They Do
News of the Weird: Bunny Fucker Follow-Up
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Marco? Polo!
Song: D.V.D.A. / What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Familiar Faces at the Black Bra Party (a.k.a. &quot;Bob&apos;s A Creep!&quot;)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 29, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer
Domino &quot;Dommy&quot; Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
&quot;So I Was Laying in This Alley, High on Crack . . .&quot;
Introductions
Welcome to The Real World (aka Assistant Manager of the Fry Machine)
Shaggs Decries Immigration Amnesty
Song: Hong Kong Six / Swim With The Sharks
Catching Up with the Ex-Girlfriend:
-Magnums &amp; Saran Wrap
-Single &amp; Proactive
-The War Within
-The Need to Compete
Song: Ike Reilly / Hail! Hail!
Familiar Faces at the Black Bra Party (aka &quot;Bob&apos;s A Creep!&quot;)
New Requirements for the Next Relationship
Collateral Emotional Damage
Fair Trade
Song: Sense Field / Burn
Fantasy Brainstorming:
The Ever-Elusive 3-Way
Bachelor/Bachelorette Party
Marco Polo
BFN-Craigslist 3-Way Challenge
Song: Big City Rock / Human
&quot;A Letter to My Ex&quot; BFN Promo
The Animal in You (aka Friends Don&apos;t Let Friends Fuck Horses)
BFN Song of the Week: Ludo / Broken Bride, Pt. II: Tonight&apos;s The Night
Rapture Online (aka Real Sex on the Internet)
Song: SPAN / Don&apos;t Think The Way They Do
News of the Weird: Bunny Fucker Follow-Up
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Marco? Polo!
Song: D.V.D.A. / What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:05:18 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:56:48</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/22/06: Spring Break O&apos; Love</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 22, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Domino "Dommy" Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
BFN: 2-Hour Snippets of a Dubilina Friendship
Co-Opting the Girly-Friend's Spring Break
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Traffic
Greeting Maeve at O'Hare
Spring Break Priorities
Sending Away the Remodelers
Song: Big City Rock / All Of The Above
St. Paddy's Day UK:
1.) Chasing Tail at Jane Austen's House
2.) "Where's the Green Beer?"
St. Paddy's Day USA:
1.) Irish Lass, Irish Bar
2.) The Threat of Tim
3.) "Let's Go to Berlin!"
Make Sure She's a Woman First (A Special Domino Diggler PSA)
Song: The Great Crusades / Boom Boom
St. Paddy's Day USA (cont.):
4.) "We're Going Back to His Place so I Can Fuck Him!"
5.) Sweaty & Shirtless at Berlin
Special Thanks to Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man
Song: Soul Coughing / Super Bon Bon
"Clap Your Hands" BFN Promo
Back Scratch Transference
Monday Afternoon Delight (aka "No Tim! No Tim! No Tim!")
The Aftermath of a Sex-Fueled Spring Break
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Never Enough (The Hunger of Make-Believe)
Charming Tim, Aggressive Bob (aka Romance vs. Wild Monkey Love)
"Let's Fuck in a Communist Country!" (and Other Freaky Shit We Say in Bed)
Vacation Sex (with Accents!)
English Muffins & Green Beer
BFN Song of the Week: Led Man / Valhalla
Desperately Seeking Denise
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Sick In Love
"How Do You Know This Girl?" (aka The Pseudo-Incestuous Punch)
The Pink Stuff
Song: A Perfect Circle / Magdalena
What We Learned on Spring Break
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Want You to Punch Me in the Face!
Song: Todd Martin / Out To Sea (BFN Live)]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Make Sure She&apos;s a Woman First</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 22, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Domino &quot;Dommy&quot; Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
BFN: 2-Hour Snippets of a Dubilina Friendship
Co-Opting the Girly-Friend&apos;s Spring Break
Song: Bang Bang Bang / Traffic
Greeting Maeve at O&apos;Hare
Spring Break Priorities
Sending Away the Remodelers
Song: Big City Rock / All Of The Above
St. Paddy&apos;s Day UK:
1.) Chasing Tail at Jane Austen&apos;s House
2.) &quot;Where&apos;s the Green Beer?&quot;
St. Paddy&apos;s Day USA:
1.) Irish Lass, Irish Bar
2.) The Threat of Tim
3.) &quot;Let&apos;s Go to Berlin!&quot;
Make Sure She&apos;s a Woman First (A Special Domino Diggler PSA)
Song: The Great Crusades / Boom Boom
St. Paddy&apos;s Day USA (cont.):
4.) &quot;We&apos;re Going Back to His Place so I Can Fuck Him!&quot;
5.) Sweaty &amp; Shirtless at Berlin
Special Thanks to Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man
Song: Soul Coughing / Super Bon Bon
&quot;Clap Your Hands&quot; BFN Promo
Back Scratch Transference
Monday Afternoon Delight (aka &quot;No Tim! No Tim! No Tim!&quot;)
The Aftermath of a Sex-Fueled Spring Break
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Never Enough (The Hunger of Make-Believe)
Charming Tim, Aggressive Bob (aka Romance vs. Wild Monkey Love)
&quot;Let&apos;s Fuck in a Communist Country!&quot; (and Other Freaky Shit We Say in Bed)
Vacation Sex (with Accents!)
English Muffins &amp; Green Beer
BFN Song of the Week: Led Man / Valhalla
Desperately Seeking Denise
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Sick In Love
&quot;How Do You Know This Girl?&quot; (aka The Pseudo-Incestuous Punch)
The Pink Stuff
Song: A Perfect Circle / Magdalena
What We Learned on Spring Break
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Want You to Punch Me in the Face!
Song: Todd Martin / Out To Sea (BFN Live)</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:15:54 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:28:16</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>03/08/06: Global Sex Odyssey</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 8, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos
Shaggs Strummer
Domino "Dommy" Diggler

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Psycho Dave Intro
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
A Farewell to Psycho Dave
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp
The Canadian in the Room
The Greedy Bastard Returns to DC (aka Old Enough to Keep a Secret)
Song: William Topley / Kingston Morning
The First Rule of BFN
From Russian Mail-Order Brides with Love
Nigerian Dating Scam (aka How Ramos Lost a Kidney)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Plush
The Onion: I'm Totally Gonna Get Laid on This Humanitarian Mission to Uganda
Kyle's First Time(s) (aka A Jack-of-Three-Trades)
Song: Paris, Texas / Gemini
Best Wishes to Psycho Dave BFN Promo
Co-Host Camaraderie
When Horseplay Goes Wrong (aka Sowwy!)
Song: Dredg / Zebraskin
Martinifest Leaves Museum Shaken & Stirred
Future Locations for Martinifest
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
The Hapstaks Fight Back
Song: Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
News of the Weird: The Dull Guillotine . . . HP Deskjet Currency Exchange
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Miss You, Dave
BFN Song of the Week: Todd Martin / Time For Good]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>From Russian Mail-Order Brides with Love</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 8, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos
Shaggs Strummer
Domino &quot;Dommy&quot; Diggler

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Psycho Dave Intro
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
A Farewell to Psycho Dave
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp
The Canadian in the Room
The Greedy Bastard Returns to DC (aka Old Enough to Keep a Secret)
Song: William Topley / Kingston Morning
The First Rule of BFN
From Russian Mail-Order Brides with Love
Nigerian Dating Scam (aka How Ramos Lost a Kidney)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Plush
The Onion: I&apos;m Totally Gonna Get Laid on This Humanitarian Mission to Uganda
Kyle&apos;s First Time(s) (aka A Jack-of-Three-Trades)
Song: Paris, Texas / Gemini
Best Wishes to Psycho Dave BFN Promo
Co-Host Camaraderie
When Horseplay Goes Wrong (aka Sowwy!)
Song: Dredg / Zebraskin
Martinifest Leaves Museum Shaken &amp; Stirred
Future Locations for Martinifest
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
The Hapstaks Fight Back
Song: Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
News of the Weird: The Dull Guillotine . . . HP Deskjet Currency Exchange
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Miss You, Dave
BFN Song of the Week: Todd Martin / Time For Good</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:15:51 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:32:11</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>03/01/06: Trial Run</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the March 1, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer
Domino “Dommy” Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy & Katherine
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Harbinger of Bad Luck (aka Misery for a Free Lunch)
Song: William Topley / Excuses
A Surplus of March Birthdays (aka Reasons to Conceive in June)
Rock'n'Roll Dogfight
Song: The Lift / Bury The Lead
Biting the Brat(wurst) that Feeds
Song: Paul Weller / Changingman
The Perfect Murder that Still Sucks
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – That's Gonna Cost You A Point!
Song: Fuel / Last Time]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Biting the Brat(wurst) that Feeds</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the March 1, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Shaggs Strummer
Domino “Dommy” Diggler

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy &amp; Katherine
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
The Harbinger of Bad Luck (aka Misery for a Free Lunch)
Song: William Topley / Excuses
A Surplus of March Birthdays (aka Reasons to Conceive in June)
Rock&apos;n&apos;Roll Dogfight
Song: The Lift / Bury The Lead
Biting the Brat(wurst) that Feeds
Song: Paul Weller / Changingman
The Perfect Murder that Still Sucks
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – That&apos;s Gonna Cost You A Point!
Song: Fuel / Last Time</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:12:50 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:33:53</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/22/06: Mr. Dubilina Goes To Washington</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 22, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Nick Hoffner

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Godspoke
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Career Advancement Opportunities
Introductions
Song: Rogue Wave / Publish My Love
Being in the Room
The Dusty Ol' Apartment (aka "Can I Use Your Shower?")
Song: Guster / Long Way Down
Reuniting with Maeve
The Betting Pool (aka The Cost of Friendship)
Song: Collective Soul / Untitled
The Lunar Bird
The Dinner Party (aka Time to Meet the Sketchy Guy!)
Song: Dave Gray / Late Night Radio
Bitter Nick (aka The Saddest Thing in the World)
The Ol' Dubilina Charm (aka "Don't You Die on Me, Maeve!")
Song: Anything But Joey / Sunburn
Corrected American History BFN Promo
Chad's Alleged Girlfriend (aka BFN Takes a Toll on Our Love Lives)
BFN Song of the Week: Watershed / 5th of July
A Hopeless Romantic in Montenegro
Song: Matchbox Twenty / The Burn
V-Day Pillow Fight
Song: Brindley Brothers / Playing With The Light
"I Don't Think About You During Sex!"
Modern-Day Goldilocks
Song: OK Go / A Million Ways
"When's the Funeral?"
Mr. Hoffner Goes to Paris (aka Hoppin' a Chick for a Plane)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Sound Sketch!
Song: Fine Young Cannibals / Don't Look Back ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Ol&apos; Dubilina Charm (a.k.a. &quot;Don&apos;t You Die on Me, Maeve!&quot;)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 22, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Nick Hoffner

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Godspoke
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Career Advancement Opportunities
Introductions
Song: Rogue Wave / Publish My Love
Being in the Room
The Dusty Ol&apos; Apartment (aka &quot;Can I Use Your Shower?&quot;)
Song: Guster / Long Way Down
Reuniting with Maeve
The Betting Pool (aka The Cost of Friendship)
Song: Collective Soul / Untitled
The Lunar Bird
The Dinner Party (aka Time to Meet the Sketchy Guy!)
Song: Dave Gray / Late Night Radio
Bitter Nick (aka The Saddest Thing in the World)
The Ol&apos; Dubilina Charm (aka &quot;Don&apos;t You Die on Me, Maeve!&quot;)
Song: Anything But Joey / Sunburn
Corrected American History BFN Promo
Chad&apos;s Alleged Girlfriend (aka BFN Takes a Toll on Our Love Lives)
BFN Song of the Week: Watershed / 5th of July
A Hopeless Romantic in Montenegro
Song: Matchbox Twenty / The Burn
V-Day Pillow Fight
Song: Brindley Brothers / Playing With The Light
&quot;I Don&apos;t Think About You During Sex!&quot;
Modern-Day Goldilocks
Song: OK Go / A Million Ways
&quot;When&apos;s the Funeral?&quot;
Mr. Hoffner Goes to Paris (aka Hoppin&apos; a Chick for a Plane)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Sound Sketch!
Song: Fine Young Cannibals / Don&apos;t Look Back </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:35:20 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:27:22</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/15/06: Love All, Trust None</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 15, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
New BFN Opener: Minnie's Proposal
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
A Special P.S. from Minnie
Introductions
Lazy On Top (aka DaveForADay.com)
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Needle In My Arm
Kyle Ramos, Ambiguous Fem
A Lack of Trust (aka Bob Breaks Another Poor Girl's Heart)
The Conquistador Returns
Song: Eddie Money / Don't Say No Tonight
Cruisin' for Booty Behind Chad's Back
Kyle Infiltrates JDate.com (aka Breakin' In the Wailing Wall)
Sex Alternatives for a Lonely Dave
Song: Powderfinger / Pick You Up
Amanda Loses Her Wallet
The Pickpocket Seduction
Song: The Thieves / Don't You Lose Me
BFN Goals 2006 BFN Promo
BFN Bukkakke – Party of One
The New Adventures of Bukkakke Man!
BFN Song of the Week: The Blessing / I Feel Love
The Italians Woo Lisa
Romantic Italian Gibberish
International Sex Romp via Myspace (aka For Love or Green Card)
Song: The Navigators / I Can't Breathe
Considerately Unfaithful
Song: Ludo / Hum Along
Vanilla Skydiving (aka "Is This Boring!")
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Cortez Is Back In Town!
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>International Sex Romp via Myspace (a.k.a. For Love or Green Card)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 15, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
New BFN Opener: Minnie&apos;s Proposal
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
A Special P.S. from Minnie
Introductions
Lazy On Top (aka DaveForADay.com)
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / Needle In My Arm
Kyle Ramos, Ambiguous Fem
A Lack of Trust (aka Bob Breaks Another Poor Girl&apos;s Heart)
The Conquistador Returns
Song: Eddie Money / Don&apos;t Say No Tonight
Cruisin&apos; for Booty Behind Chad&apos;s Back
Kyle Infiltrates JDate.com (aka Breakin&apos; In the Wailing Wall)
Sex Alternatives for a Lonely Dave
Song: Powderfinger / Pick You Up
Amanda Loses Her Wallet
The Pickpocket Seduction
Song: The Thieves / Don&apos;t You Lose Me
BFN Goals 2006 BFN Promo
BFN Bukkakke – Party of One
The New Adventures of Bukkakke Man!
BFN Song of the Week: The Blessing / I Feel Love
The Italians Woo Lisa
Romantic Italian Gibberish
International Sex Romp via Myspace (aka For Love or Green Card)
Song: The Navigators / I Can&apos;t Breathe
Considerately Unfaithful
Song: Ludo / Hum Along
Vanilla Skydiving (aka &quot;Is This Boring!&quot;)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Cortez Is Back In Town!
Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:35:24 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:45:10</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/08/06: Compulsion</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 8, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Giant Undies
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Greetings from the Handicrapper
Introductions
SeXXXy: The Full Frontal (Tony Peregrin)
Song: Peter Gabriel / I Have The Touch
Bob Gets a Bloody Nose (aka Old Coke Habits Die Hard)
Song: Bernard Fanning / The Strangest Thing
Naked Man Takes On Morning Traffic
Self-Abuse in the School Library
Song: Ike Reilly / Last Time
"Tonight, I'm Gonna Treat You like a Mistress."
News of the Weird: Static Inferno . . . The Attempted Resurrection of Bambi
Song: Rogue Wave / Love's Lost Guarantee
Bobstick BFN Promo
BFN 6th Anniversary Celebration Plans
MADD Drink Specials
BFN Song of the Week: Hong Kong Six / Stop (Looking At Me)
Cops Crack Down on Adultery (aka Mandatory Morality in the Workplace)
Song: The Flaming Lips / Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
The Straight Dope – Niagara Follies
Song: Paris, Texas / White Eyes
Bank Robber Afflicted with Blue Balls
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Come Here, Little Bunny . . .
Song: Paul Weller / From The Floorboards Up ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Cops Crack Down on Adultery (a.k.a. Mandatory Morality in the Workplace)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 8, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Giant Undies
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Greetings from the Handicrapper
Introductions
SeXXXy: The Full Frontal (Tony Peregrin)
Song: Peter Gabriel / I Have The Touch
Bob Gets a Bloody Nose (aka Old Coke Habits Die Hard)
Song: Bernard Fanning / The Strangest Thing
Naked Man Takes On Morning Traffic
Self-Abuse in the School Library
Song: Ike Reilly / Last Time
&quot;Tonight, I&apos;m Gonna Treat You like a Mistress.&quot;
News of the Weird: Static Inferno . . . The Attempted Resurrection of Bambi
Song: Rogue Wave / Love&apos;s Lost Guarantee
Bobstick BFN Promo
BFN 6th Anniversary Celebration Plans
MADD Drink Specials
BFN Song of the Week: Hong Kong Six / Stop (Looking At Me)
Cops Crack Down on Adultery (aka Mandatory Morality in the Workplace)
Song: The Flaming Lips / Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
The Straight Dope – Niagara Follies
Song: Paris, Texas / White Eyes
Bank Robber Afflicted with Blue Balls
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Come Here, Little Bunny . . .
Song: Paul Weller / From The Floorboards Up </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:35:21 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:21:15</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>02/01/06: Pedro Juevos Ramirez</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the February 1, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Nick Hoffner

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Maeve Tunes Into BFN
Song: The Tea Party / The River (Live)
Tied, Tried & Acquitted
The Shock of Your Life
Song: Kirsty MacColl / In These Shoes?
A Donkey Named Pecos
A Night of Bad Puns
Song: Powderfinger / Rockin' Rocks
Dana Cuts 'Em in Her Sleep
The Wild Nights of Limo Drivers
Song: Joseph Arthur / In The Night
Pecos Porno BFN Promo
Northwestern University Welcomes Sex Machines
BFN Song of the Week: Catfish Haven / Still Hungover
Chad Dabbles with Phone Sex
The Downside of Cybersex
Song: Sam Ashworth / Maneater
Ziggy the Infidelity Monitor
Song: Kings of Leon / Holy Roller Novocaine
Feel 21 Again! (aka Repairing the Donkey Love)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Pecos, Pecos Juevos Ramirez
Song: Sense Field / What Difference Does It Make?
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>It&apos;s all about a Donkey Named Pecos.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the February 1, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Nick Hoffner

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Maeve Tunes Into BFN
Song: The Tea Party / The River (Live)
Tied, Tried &amp; Acquitted
The Shock of Your Life
Song: Kirsty MacColl / In These Shoes?
A Donkey Named Pecos
A Night of Bad Puns
Song: Powderfinger / Rockin&apos; Rocks
Dana Cuts &apos;Em in Her Sleep
The Wild Nights of Limo Drivers
Song: Joseph Arthur / In The Night
Pecos Porno BFN Promo
Northwestern University Welcomes Sex Machines
BFN Song of the Week: Catfish Haven / Still Hungover
Chad Dabbles with Phone Sex
The Downside of Cybersex
Song: Sam Ashworth / Maneater
Ziggy the Infidelity Monitor
Song: Kings of Leon / Holy Roller Novocaine
Feel 21 Again! (aka Repairing the Donkey Love)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Pecos, Pecos Juevos Ramirez
Song: Sense Field / What Difference Does It Make?
</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:35:23 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:38:48</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>01/25/06: Health Code Violations</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the January 25, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Zach Oberman, Man of the Classics
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Minor Home Surgery
Bionic Toenails
Song: Valley Lodge / Every Little Thing
The House That Rock Built
Egg Nog Road Trip Challenge
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / City To City
Guerilla Toilet Art
Military Exercise In Progress
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / Armed Love
The Indigenous American Barn of Porn
Song: Moby / Raining Again
Botched BFN Egg Nog Challenge Promo
A Mother's Right to Breast-Feed in the Public Pool
BFN Song of the Week: Moonlight Graham / Drugstore Evangelist (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Law Holiday Letter '05
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
The Ridgeway Shithole (aka The Bowel Bayou)
Song: The Thieves / You Get It Easy
Ridgeway Hole Organic Farms
More Bang for Your Buck: Congratulations, You Are Not My New Roommate
Song: Bernard Fanning / Wish You Well
BFN Recommends: The Post Show
"There’s Nothing Wrong with the Water!" (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Love This Corn!
Song: Shivaree / Someday ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Congratulations, You Are Not My New Roommate</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the January 25, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Zach Oberman, Man of the Classics
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Minor Home Surgery
Bionic Toenails
Song: Valley Lodge / Every Little Thing
The House That Rock Built
Egg Nog Road Trip Challenge
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / City To City
Guerilla Toilet Art
Military Exercise In Progress
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / Armed Love
The Indigenous American Barn of Porn
Song: Moby / Raining Again
Botched BFN Egg Nog Challenge Promo
A Mother&apos;s Right to Breast-Feed in the Public Pool
BFN Song of the Week: Moonlight Graham / Drugstore Evangelist (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Law Holiday Letter &apos;05
Song: Acceptance / In Too Far
The Ridgeway Shithole (aka The Bowel Bayou)
Song: The Thieves / You Get It Easy
Ridgeway Hole Organic Farms
More Bang for Your Buck: Congratulations, You Are Not My New Roommate
Song: Bernard Fanning / Wish You Well
BFN Recommends: The Post Show
&quot;There’s Nothing Wrong with the Water!&quot; (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I Love This Corn!
Song: Shivaree / Someday </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:10:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:36:31</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>01/18/06: On The Road of Life</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the January 18, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #73294-R11
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Half-Relevant Introductions
Season 13 – All Mexed Up!
Elbow Rot
Song: Morphine / Free Now
Uncle Dale, Ladies Man
BFN Song of the Week: Sam Ashworth / Look Back (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Big Texan Rejection
Song: Lucero / Nights Like These (Live)
Reunion with Caitlin (aka The Barely Legal Payoff)
Song: Primitive Radio Gods / Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
WBFN Classic Rock Opener
A Terrible Start for 2006 (aka "God Is Crying, Bobby!")
Song: Josh Joplin / Gravity
Helplessness & High Water
Our Lord of Emo
Song: John Mellencamp / Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)
Dealing with the Aftermath
The High Cost of Burial (aka Rotting Piñata)
Walton's Crematorium & Pizzeria
Wal-Mart's Funeral Services: Always Low Prices. Always!
Ransoming the Remains (aka President's Choice Banana Bread)
Song: Was (Not Was) / I Feel Better Than James Brown
Soulmate Survivors
Polarizing the Pettiness
"How's the New Year Treating You So Far?"
Song: David Gray / Sail Away
Learning to Cope
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Laurie, We Love You.
Song: William Topley / (I Don't Wanna Go) Uptown

This episode of BFN Networks is dedicated to BFN den mother and music fanatic Laurie O'Brien-Shaw. She had a big heart, a wicked grin and a wise soul. She loved the blues but did her best to never live them. May we all do the same.

Laurie O'Brien-Shaw
January 8, 1956 – January 1, 2006]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Wal-Mart&apos;s Funeral Services: Always Low Prices. Always!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the January 18, 2006 episode of BFN Networks (Season 13).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #73294-R11
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Half-Relevant Introductions
Season 13 – All Mexed Up!
Elbow Rot
Song: Morphine / Free Now
Uncle Dale, Ladies Man
BFN Song of the Week: Sam Ashworth / Look Back (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Big Texan Rejection
Song: Lucero / Nights Like These (Live)
Reunion with Caitlin (aka The Barely Legal Payoff)
Song: Primitive Radio Gods / Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
WBFN Classic Rock Opener
A Terrible Start for 2006 (aka &quot;God Is Crying, Bobby!&quot;)
Song: Josh Joplin / Gravity
Helplessness &amp; High Water
Our Lord of Emo
Song: John Mellencamp / Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)
Dealing with the Aftermath
The High Cost of Burial (aka Rotting Piñata)
Walton&apos;s Crematorium &amp; Pizzeria
Wal-Mart&apos;s Funeral Services: Always Low Prices. Always!
Ransoming the Remains (aka President&apos;s Choice Banana Bread)
Song: Was (Not Was) / I Feel Better Than James Brown
Soulmate Survivors
Polarizing the Pettiness
&quot;How&apos;s the New Year Treating You So Far?&quot;
Song: David Gray / Sail Away
Learning to Cope
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Laurie, We Love You.
Song: William Topley / (I Don&apos;t Wanna Go) Uptown

This episode of BFN Networks is dedicated to BFN den mother and music fanatic Laurie O&apos;Brien-Shaw. She had a big heart, a wicked grin and a wise soul. She loved the blues but did her best to never live them. May we all do the same.

Laurie O&apos;Brien-Shaw
January 8, 1956 – January 1, 2006</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:10:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:39:01</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>12/14/05: The Fools of Attraction</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 14, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: How I Met Your Mother
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
How I Met My Mother
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
Hot Midget Seeks Psycho Dave
Mate1 Couple Crackdown
MySpace Must Be Destroyed! (aka MineSpace.com)
Song: Maxïmo Park / Apply Some Pressure
"The Rules of Cheating" Rehashed (aka "Adrienne, Stop Talking About Your Goddamn Boyfriend!")
Song: SPAN / Cut Like Diamonds
A Demand for More Home Computer Appliances
The Mass Rejection of Bob Dubilina
Song: Ivy / Tess Don't Tell
Herr Wilkens BFN Promo
First Heavy Snow of the Season
Bay Area Winter Emergency Measures
BFN Song of the Week: The Great Crusades / Heathers Will Haunt You
Police Pulverize Giant Snow Penis
Ripon College Bans Dirty Snow Art
Song: Guster / Manifest Destiny/Sorority Tears
Plans for New Year's Eve '05
Sign-Off: Should All Frustrations Be Forgot, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Rob Thomas / Something To Be]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Mass Rejection of Bob Dubilina</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 14, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: How I Met Your Mother
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
How I Met My Mother
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
Hot Midget Seeks Psycho Dave
Mate1 Couple Crackdown
MySpace Must Be Destroyed! (aka MineSpace.com)
Song: Maxïmo Park / Apply Some Pressure
&quot;The Rules of Cheating&quot; Rehashed (aka &quot;Adrienne, Stop Talking About Your Goddamn Boyfriend!&quot;)
Song: SPAN / Cut Like Diamonds
A Demand for More Home Computer Appliances
The Mass Rejection of Bob Dubilina
Song: Ivy / Tess Don&apos;t Tell
Herr Wilkens BFN Promo
First Heavy Snow of the Season
Bay Area Winter Emergency Measures
BFN Song of the Week: The Great Crusades / Heathers Will Haunt You
Police Pulverize Giant Snow Penis
Ripon College Bans Dirty Snow Art
Song: Guster / Manifest Destiny/Sorority Tears
Plans for New Year&apos;s Eve &apos;05
Sign-Off: Should All Frustrations Be Forgot, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Rob Thomas / Something To Be</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:06:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:31:17</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>12/07/05: The High Price of Roonog</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the December 7, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: 53rd Annual Chicagoland Homeless Olympics
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Eggnog Belly Bomb
A Terrible Hint of Things to Discuss
Song: Lenny Kravitz / Are You Gonna Go My Way?
Psycho Dave's Late-Night Subway Citation
Song: Catfish Haven / You Can Have Me
Cheap Bastards on Mate1 (aka FrugalLovers.com)
The Text Message Runaround
Song: Bernard Fanning / Sleeping Rough
Do Australians Drink Eggnog?
Sex & The Strangled Stripper
The Handicap Rise to the Occasion (aka "There's Nothing Wrong with My Junk!")
Song: Paul Simon / You Can Call Me Al
Roonog BFN Opener
Meth-from-Urine Mishap
BFN Song of the Week: Valley Lodge / Hanging On
This Queso Fresco is To Die For!
A Deadly, Peanut-Buttery Kiss
Song: A Perfect Circle / Passive
Columbia College Students Let It All Hang Out
"Naked Business, Coming Through!"
Song: Pat McCurdy / Nude Party
Rogue Mall Santa Drops Trou
Palestinian Bomber with a $5000 Credit Limit
Song: Mike Doughty / St. Louise Is Listening
Shoplifter's Brush with the Law
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – The Proof is in the Jif!
Song: Turbonegro / High On The Crime]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>This Queso Fresco is To Die For!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the December 7, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Kyle Ramos

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: 53rd Annual Chicagoland Homeless Olympics
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Eggnog Belly Bomb
A Terrible Hint of Things to Discuss
Song: Lenny Kravitz / Are You Gonna Go My Way?
Psycho Dave&apos;s Late-Night Subway Citation
Song: Catfish Haven / You Can Have Me
Cheap Bastards on Mate1 (aka FrugalLovers.com)
The Text Message Runaround
Song: Bernard Fanning / Sleeping Rough
Do Australians Drink Eggnog?
Sex &amp; The Strangled Stripper
The Handicap Rise to the Occasion (aka &quot;There&apos;s Nothing Wrong with My Junk!&quot;)
Song: Paul Simon / You Can Call Me Al
Roonog BFN Opener
Meth-from-Urine Mishap
BFN Song of the Week: Valley Lodge / Hanging On
This Queso Fresco is To Die For!
A Deadly, Peanut-Buttery Kiss
Song: A Perfect Circle / Passive
Columbia College Students Let It All Hang Out
&quot;Naked Business, Coming Through!&quot;
Song: Pat McCurdy / Nude Party
Rogue Mall Santa Drops Trou
Palestinian Bomber with a $5000 Credit Limit
Song: Mike Doughty / St. Louise Is Listening
Shoplifter&apos;s Brush with the Law
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – The Proof is in the Jif!
Song: Turbonegro / High On The Crime</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 16:06:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:17</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>11/30/05: Lifestyles of the Sick &amp; Shameless</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 30, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #162348-DA37
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch (aka Handkerlettuce)
Introductions
Song: Neil Diamond / Hell Yeah
Two Drunk Jews in Ottawa
Song: Velvet Revolver / Superhuman
Turkey Day Weekend Review (aka Where's the Damn Leftovers?)
Song: Rob Thomas / I Am An Illusion
Parumph Stud Farm
The "Choose Your Own Western Sex Romp" Ranch
Song: Pat McCurdy / It Doesn't Matter
Aussie BFN Opener
The Legend of Iron Crotch (aka "Your Mole Face Is Stronger Than My Dragon Kick!")
BFN Song of the Week: Divorcee / Oh My God 
The 5:5 Love Cycle
Song: Powderfinger / Since You’ve Been Gone
Back Sweat & Asparagus
Point-Counterpoint:
California Condom Club
Indiana Condom Misuse
Argument: Aggressive, Uncompromising Sex Education
Song: Beck / Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes remix by 8-bit)
Get 'Em While They're Young
Violating the Mannequin
Dating Etiquette 101 (Now with Mannequin Life Partners!)
Song: Foo Fighters / Best Of You
"It's Over, Dave Grohl & Peter Stormare!" (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Your Hands Off My Lettuce!
Song: Catfish Haven / Tell Me ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Legend of Iron Crotch (aka &quot;Your Mole Face Is Stronger Than My Dragon Kick!&quot;)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 30, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #162348-DA37
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch (aka Handkerlettuce)
Introductions
Song: Neil Diamond / Hell Yeah
Two Drunk Jews in Ottawa
Song: Velvet Revolver / Superhuman
Turkey Day Weekend Review (aka Where&apos;s the Damn Leftovers?)
Song: Rob Thomas / I Am An Illusion
Parumph Stud Farm
The &quot;Choose Your Own Western Sex Romp&quot; Ranch
Song: Pat McCurdy / It Doesn&apos;t Matter
Aussie BFN Opener
The Legend of Iron Crotch (aka &quot;Your Mole Face Is Stronger Than My Dragon Kick!&quot;)
BFN Song of the Week: Divorcee / Oh My God 
The 5:5 Love Cycle
Song: Powderfinger / Since You’ve Been Gone
Back Sweat &amp; Asparagus
Point-Counterpoint:
California Condom Club
Indiana Condom Misuse
Argument: Aggressive, Uncompromising Sex Education
Song: Beck / Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes remix by 8-bit)
Get &apos;Em While They&apos;re Young
Violating the Mannequin
Dating Etiquette 101 (Now with Mannequin Life Partners!)
Song: Foo Fighters / Best Of You
&quot;It&apos;s Over, Dave Grohl &amp; Peter Stormare!&quot; (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Your Hands Off My Lettuce!
Song: Catfish Haven / Tell Me </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 16:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:38:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>11/23/05: The End of Innocence</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 23, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens

SUMMARY:
Botched Special BFN Opener: The Punisher of Porcelain
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
For Sale: (Ab)used Ice Machine
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
P.S. You Slept With 2 Hookers!
Inappropriate Chadisms (aka The Clam Chowder Fountain)
Why Care About the Homeless?
Song: Bernard Fanning / Wish You Well
iPorn/Pooncasting
The Last Temptation of Psycho Dave
Song: Lenny Boss / Medicine (Free download! Click the link!)
Cheap-Ass Lights Festival Parade
Amateur Annie Recruits Bob's Girlfriend
BFN Song of the Week: The Lift / Mask (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Chad Learns the New BFN Promo
The Terrible Reign of Cool Mom
Song: The Great Crusades / Never Want To Go Back To Indiana
The Terrible Reign of Cool Mom (cont.)
Song: OK Go / A Million Ways
Don't Drink That!
Song: Acceptance / Breathless
Norbest Frozen Turkeys: We Save Lives
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You're the Coolest Mom Ever!
Song: Coheed & Cambria / Once Upon Your Dead Body ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The Last Temptation of Psycho Dave</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 23, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens

SUMMARY:
Botched Special BFN Opener: The Punisher of Porcelain
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
For Sale: (Ab)used Ice Machine
Song: Gingersol / You Fall Off
P.S. You Slept With 2 Hookers!
Inappropriate Chadisms (aka The Clam Chowder Fountain)
Why Care About the Homeless?
Song: Bernard Fanning / Wish You Well
iPorn/Pooncasting
The Last Temptation of Psycho Dave
Song: Lenny Boss / Medicine (Free download! Click the link!)
Cheap-Ass Lights Festival Parade
Amateur Annie Recruits Bob&apos;s Girlfriend
BFN Song of the Week: The Lift / Mask (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Chad Learns the New BFN Promo
The Terrible Reign of Cool Mom
Song: The Great Crusades / Never Want To Go Back To Indiana
The Terrible Reign of Cool Mom (cont.)
Song: OK Go / A Million Ways
Don&apos;t Drink That!
Song: Acceptance / Breathless
Norbest Frozen Turkeys: We Save Lives
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You&apos;re the Coolest Mom Ever!
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / Once Upon Your Dead Body </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:32:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>11/16/05: Venus Attacks!</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Don't Have Sex in the Basement
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introducciones
The Horofying Truth
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Suffer for the Trust
Best Llama Pic Ever
The Belladonnas
Song: Scissor Sisters / Lovers in the Backseat
Big Business for the Big O (aka "Damnit, Woman, Where's Your Chicken Pot Pie!")
Song: Bloodhound Gang / Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Naked Sushi
Song: Rogue Wave / Catform
Larry King BFN Promo
The Mean Dating Scene of NYC
American Man Has Lost His Balls
BFN Song of the Week: Josh Joplin / Arms To Hold Me (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Police Bust with a Happy Ending
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Cautioners
More Bang for Your Buck: An Open Letter to the People at My Gym
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / A Small Demand
Superglue Assault Spawns Civil Suit
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Use 'Em or Lose 'Em
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Don&apos;t Have Sex in the Basement</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Don&apos;t Have Sex in the Basement
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introducciones
The Horofying Truth
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Suffer for the Trust
Best Llama Pic Ever
The Belladonnas
Song: Scissor Sisters / Lovers in the Backseat
Big Business for the Big O (aka &quot;Damnit, Woman, Where&apos;s Your Chicken Pot Pie!&quot;)
Song: Bloodhound Gang / Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Naked Sushi
Song: Rogue Wave / Catform
Larry King BFN Promo
The Mean Dating Scene of NYC
American Man Has Lost His Balls
BFN Song of the Week: Josh Joplin / Arms To Hold Me (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Police Bust with a Happy Ending
Song: Jimmy Eat World / Cautioners
More Bang for Your Buck: An Open Letter to the People at My Gym
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / A Small Demand
Superglue Assault Spawns Civil Suit
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Use &apos;Em or Lose &apos;Em
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You </itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:27</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>11/09/05: The Bastard of the Groom</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Cry of the Table Saw
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
"You Moved?" (aka 6 Hours of Crying, 20 Minutes of Lifting)
Song: IKE / Into Philadelphia
The Bastard's Father Gets Married . . . Again!
Dubilina: A Family History
Bastard Background Filler
Song: Paris, Texas / One Hot Coma
The Story of Dave & Shelley
No Flush, No Fly
Bastardly Guilt Trips
Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet
The Amanda Assessment
Reuniting with the Reeds
Where's Maeve? (aka A Fantasy of Violence)
Song: R.E.M. / The Outsiders
Maxïmo Park BFN Opener
"Race-y" Guys' Night Out (aka Tough Guys in Tiny Cars)
Song: Sense Field / Take What You Want
Beware All Sacramento Seafood
Jumpsuit Tuxedo
No, Marsha Would Definitely Not Approve of Bigamy
Song: Red Elephant / Still Life
Cohabitation Crisis
BFN Song of the Week: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives / Mother One Track Mind (Click the link to hear the song!)
Marriage Goes to the Dogs
Ramada Hobbiton Inn
Words of Wisdom for Newlyweds
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Don't. We Really, Really Don't!
Song: William Topley / How Did You Know?]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;You Moved?&quot; (aka 6 Hours of Crying, 20 Minutes of Lifting)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Opener: Cry of the Table Saw
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
&quot;You Moved?&quot; (aka 6 Hours of Crying, 20 Minutes of Lifting)
Song: IKE / Into Philadelphia
The Bastard&apos;s Father Gets Married . . . Again!
Dubilina: A Family History
Bastard Background Filler
Song: Paris, Texas / One Hot Coma
The Story of Dave &amp; Shelley
No Flush, No Fly
Bastardly Guilt Trips
Song: The Tragically Hip / Silver Jet
The Amanda Assessment
Reuniting with the Reeds
Where&apos;s Maeve? (aka A Fantasy of Violence)
Song: R.E.M. / The Outsiders
Maxïmo Park BFN Opener
&quot;Race-y&quot; Guys&apos; Night Out (aka Tough Guys in Tiny Cars)
Song: Sense Field / Take What You Want
Beware All Sacramento Seafood
Jumpsuit Tuxedo
No, Marsha Would Definitely Not Approve of Bigamy
Song: Red Elephant / Still Life
Cohabitation Crisis
BFN Song of the Week: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives / Mother One Track Mind (Click the link to hear the song!)
Marriage Goes to the Dogs
Ramada Hobbiton Inn
Words of Wisdom for Newlyweds
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We Don&apos;t. We Really, Really Don&apos;t!
Song: William Topley / How Did You Know?</itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20051109.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 23:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:38:18</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>11/02/05: Something Slutty This Way Comes</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: The Scary House
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
How to Deliver a Pimp Slap
Song: Supergrass / Kiss of Life
Halloween Costume Ideas
The Great Holy Popekin
Halloween Costume Contest #1:
Slutty Piñata
Song: Alice In Chains / Man in the Box
Halloween Costume Contest #1 (cont.):
2nd Place at Hogs & Honeys (aka $500 for a Pack of Marlboros)
Slutty Schoolgirl Solicits Slutty Cop
Song: Myllhouse / Void
Halloween Costume Contest #2:
Kit Kat Lounge Surprise (aka "Everybody's Gay Here!")
Kit Kat Competitors
3rd Place at the Kit Kat Lounge (aka A Smooth Future for the Munsters)
BFN Song of the Week: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off (Click the link to hear the song!)
New Joisey Mobster BFN Promo
The Sluttiest Little Roman
Halloween Party Theme 2006: Psycho Dave's Tragic Greek Orgy
Song: Porcupine Tree / Space Transmission
Giant Dick Causes Stir at Homecoming
Song: Funeral For A Friend / Monsters
Chad, Son of Man (aka Mounting the Apple)
The Haunted House of Prostitution
Song: Turbonegro / City of Satan
Our Slutty Gay Subtext
BFN Hot Dog Cart
Ground Beef Panties
Pigskin Pranks
Where's My Money, Witch!
Song: The Tea Party / Underground
Happy Halloween! Christian Comic Strip
Song: Cursive / The Recluse
Wanted: Slutty Maid
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Got Gay Subtext?
Song: Scott H. Biram / Blood, Sweat & Murder]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>2nd Place at Hogs &amp; Honeys (aka $500 for a Pack of Marlboros)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the November 2, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: The Scary House
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
How to Deliver a Pimp Slap
Song: Supergrass / Kiss of Life
Halloween Costume Ideas
The Great Holy Popekin
Halloween Costume Contest #1:
Slutty Piñata
Song: Alice In Chains / Man in the Box
Halloween Costume Contest #1 (cont.):
2nd Place at Hogs &amp; Honeys (aka $500 for a Pack of Marlboros)
Slutty Schoolgirl Solicits Slutty Cop
Song: Myllhouse / Void
Halloween Costume Contest #2:
Kit Kat Lounge Surprise (aka &quot;Everybody&apos;s Gay Here!&quot;)
Kit Kat Competitors
3rd Place at the Kit Kat Lounge (aka A Smooth Future for the Munsters)
BFN Song of the Week: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off (Click the link to hear the song!)
New Joisey Mobster BFN Promo
The Sluttiest Little Roman
Halloween Party Theme 2006: Psycho Dave&apos;s Tragic Greek Orgy
Song: Porcupine Tree / Space Transmission
Giant Dick Causes Stir at Homecoming
Song: Funeral For A Friend / Monsters
Chad, Son of Man (aka Mounting the Apple)
The Haunted House of Prostitution
Song: Turbonegro / City of Satan
Our Slutty Gay Subtext
BFN Hot Dog Cart
Ground Beef Panties
Pigskin Pranks
Where&apos;s My Money, Witch!
Song: The Tea Party / Underground
Happy Halloween! Christian Comic Strip
Song: Cursive / The Recluse
Wanted: Slutty Maid
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Got Gay Subtext?
Song: Scott H. Biram / Blood, Sweat &amp; Murder</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 23:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:43:57</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>10/31/05: Halloween Scary Story 2005</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a scary story that BFN Networks has made available for your enjoyment this Halloween 2005.

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

SUMMARY:
In celebration of Halloween 2005, BFN picked a bone-chilling story from the collection Georgia on My Mind and Other Places by popular sci-fi writer Charles Sheffield. The story is titled Health Care System. Narration and character voices are provided by Bob Dubilina.

Important Web Links:
Charles Sheffield Bio
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Charles_Sheffield.htm]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>In celebration of Halloween 2005, Bob reads a bone-chilling story, Health Care System by Charles Sheffield.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a scary story that BFN Networks has made available for your enjoyment this Halloween 2005.

Hormone With Feet:
Bob Dubilina

SUMMARY:
In celebration of Halloween 2005, BFN picked a bone-chilling story from the collection Georgia on My Mind and Other Places by popular sci-fi writer Charles Sheffield. The story is titled Health Care System. Narration and character voices are provided by Bob Dubilina.

Important Web Links:
Charles Sheffield Bio
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Charles_Sheffield.htm</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 18:46:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:44:14</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Unusual, Interviews, Odd News, Humor, Rants, Alternative, Music, Rock, Chicago</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>10/19/05: Room For Rent</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 19, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Disturbing BFN Opener: Dear Diary
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
A Stellar Week of Live Music
Song: Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
The (New) Curse of the CIFF
Getting Towed to 103rd Street
Car Alarm Killswitch
Song: Bloodhound Gang / I’m The Least You Could Do
BFN Networks is Not Affiliated with UIC Radio (or U2)
Airport Baggage Claim Singles Scene
BobbyDobby Youth Hostel
Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho
Room For Rent (Rat Included)
Potential Roommates
Song: Coheed & Cambria / Over Your Dead Body
Nazz-tee! BFN Promo
The Big Dis (aka “What Did You Do to This Poor Girl?”)
BFN Song of the Week: Svoy / The Other Side (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Song of the Week?
How Not to Go About Borrowing the Car
Song: OK Go / Oh Lately, It’s So Quiet
Who Will Scrub the Blood Off the Walls?
Song: Was (Not Was) / I Feel Better Than James Brown
Caution: Underage Speed Bumps Ahead (aka “Who Invites an SUV to a Slumber Party?”)
Song: Nickelback / Next Contestant
Just a Few Taps to the Sack
BFN Sign-Off: Daammn . . . That’s Cold!
Song: William Topley / Sophia]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>BFN Networks is Not Affiliated with UIC Radio (or U2)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 19, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Disturbing BFN Opener: Dear Diary
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
A Stellar Week of Live Music
Song: Maxïmo Park / I Want You To Stay
The (New) Curse of the CIFF
Getting Towed to 103rd Street
Car Alarm Killswitch
Song: Bloodhound Gang / I’m The Least You Could Do
BFN Networks is Not Affiliated with UIC Radio (or U2)
Airport Baggage Claim Singles Scene
BobbyDobby Youth Hostel
Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho
Room For Rent (Rat Included)
Potential Roommates
Song: Coheed &amp; Cambria / Over Your Dead Body
Nazz-tee! BFN Promo
The Big Dis (aka “What Did You Do to This Poor Girl?”)
BFN Song of the Week: Svoy / The Other Side (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Song of the Week?
How Not to Go About Borrowing the Car
Song: OK Go / Oh Lately, It’s So Quiet
Who Will Scrub the Blood Off the Walls?
Song: Was (Not Was) / I Feel Better Than James Brown
Caution: Underage Speed Bumps Ahead (aka “Who Invites an SUV to a Slumber Party?”)
Song: Nickelback / Next Contestant
Just a Few Taps to the Sack
BFN Sign-Off: Daammn . . . That’s Cold!
Song: William Topley / Sophia</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:30:19</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>10/05/05: Cuddlin&apos; &apos;Til the Cow Comes Home</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the October 5, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
6th Year Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop
Introductions
Song: Peter Gabriel / I Have The Touch
New Music for Psycho Dave
A TV in Every Room (aka Time Management with Tom Brokaw)
Song: David Gray / Hospital Food
Honor Roll Meat Market
BFN Song of the Week: Watershed / Obvious (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Extreme Teens Hangin' Tough
Song: Porcupine Tree / The Sound of Muzak
Sense Field BFN Promo
Cuddle Party! (No Dry Humping!)
Song: Acceptance / Different
BFN Mission: Psycho Dave Goes A-Cuddlin'
Cuddle Party Beatdown
Savage Love – Wanna Eat Tang
Song: Love .45 / Undone
News of the Weird: Cuddle Partiers Gone Wrong
Cuddle Me This!
Botched BFN Sign-Off: Moooo . . . Wanna Cuddle?
Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers ]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A TV in Every Room (aka Time Management with Tom Brokaw)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the October 5, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Cow Chunks
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
6th Year Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop
Introductions
Song: Peter Gabriel / I Have The Touch
New Music for Psycho Dave
A TV in Every Room (aka Time Management with Tom Brokaw)
Song: David Gray / Hospital Food
Honor Roll Meat Market
BFN Song of the Week: Watershed / Obvious (Click on the link to hear the song!)
Extreme Teens Hangin&apos; Tough
Song: Porcupine Tree / The Sound of Muzak
Sense Field BFN Promo
Cuddle Party! (No Dry Humping!)
Song: Acceptance / Different
BFN Mission: Psycho Dave Goes A-Cuddlin&apos;
Cuddle Party Beatdown
Savage Love – Wanna Eat Tang
Song: Love .45 / Undone
News of the Weird: Cuddle Partiers Gone Wrong
Cuddle Me This!
Botched BFN Sign-Off: Moooo . . . Wanna Cuddle?
Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers </itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://podcast.bfninyourears.com/20051005.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:32:34</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/28/05: Grabowski vs. Felshman</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 28, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Botched BFN Opener: Uncle Bob's B-Day Pretzels
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
B-Day Pretzels (The Real Story)
Song: Lucero / Sweet Little Thing
Never Too Old to Be Tricked Out (Psycho Dave Intro)
Life's Too Hectic to Use a Toilet (aka #1 at 65 mph)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Hard Way
Joey B. Goes for the Yoo-hoo
Sushi Babies
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Mixture
The Big Grabowski
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / What A Scene
Intermission – Grabowski: A Remembrance
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / What A Scene (cont.)
Sodomy & Gomorrey
Swaziland: Land of 50,000 Bare-Breasted Virgins (aka It's Good to Be King)
Song: The Blessing / Sixteen
Assertive Improv BFN Promo (Chad & Dave)
Spending the Night with Brennen McClintock
Song: The Tea Party / Cathartik
Naughty Nurses in San Diego (aka Loveless Chadwick Escapade #420586)
Song: Soundgarden / Spoonman
Taking Shit from Mr. Dine & Dash (aka #2 on a Chew & Screw)
7 Rules for Deflowering My Teenage Daughter
Song: Further Seems Forever / Like Someone You Know
Felshman the Felching Welshman
Caught in the Net: Japanese Rat Graft
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Don’t Recycle Your Pets!
Song: Sponge / The Man]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Naughty Nurses in San Diego (aka Loveless Chadwick Escapade #420586)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 28, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
Botched BFN Opener: Uncle Bob&apos;s B-Day Pretzels
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
B-Day Pretzels (The Real Story)
Song: Lucero / Sweet Little Thing
Never Too Old to Be Tricked Out (Psycho Dave Intro)
Life&apos;s Too Hectic to Use a Toilet (aka #1 at 65 mph)
Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Hard Way
Joey B. Goes for the Yoo-hoo
Sushi Babies
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / Mixture
The Big Grabowski
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / What A Scene
Intermission – Grabowski: A Remembrance
Song: Goo Goo Dolls / What A Scene (cont.)
Sodomy &amp; Gomorrey
Swaziland: Land of 50,000 Bare-Breasted Virgins (aka It&apos;s Good to Be King)
Song: The Blessing / Sixteen
Assertive Improv BFN Promo (Chad &amp; Dave)
Spending the Night with Brennen McClintock
Song: The Tea Party / Cathartik
Naughty Nurses in San Diego (aka Loveless Chadwick Escapade #420586)
Song: Soundgarden / Spoonman
Taking Shit from Mr. Dine &amp; Dash (aka #2 on a Chew &amp; Screw)
7 Rules for Deflowering My Teenage Daughter
Song: Further Seems Forever / Like Someone You Know
Felshman the Felching Welshman
Caught in the Net: Japanese Rat Graft
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Don’t Recycle Your Pets!
Song: Sponge / The Man</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:16:51</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/21/05: FBPI</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Master Bill "Whiggy" Higgins

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: 53rd Annual Chicagoland Homeless Olympics
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob's Deviant Sonic Boom Alarm Clock
Song: Peter Gabriel / Burn You Up, Burn You Down
The Wrath of WGN
Song: Reel Big Fish / A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Potential BFN Sponorship (aka "Do The Jew?")
Federal Bureau of Porn Investigation (FBPI)
Song: Mike Doughty / Looking at the World from the Bottom of a Well
"These Bananas Are Skankin'!"
Drill Team Dance-Off Gone Wrong (aka Crunkin' With Boxcutters)
Battle of the Marching Bands
Song: SPAN / On My Way Down
Restroom Break BFN Promo (aka Bob's Liquid Diet)
Clinton-Lewinsky Chinese Prophalactics
12 Rounds With Hillary
Song: Sponge / Fame & Glory
Vanity Fair: Debbie Does Barnes & Noble
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad of Chaisey Lain
Koke & Ceemen – The Final Episode (Spoiler Alert!)
Did You Hear What Happened to Hallie Hardbarger?
Song: The Blessing (William Topley) / You Owe Me Nothing
News of the Weird: Ala Kachuu
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Honey, There's Smoke Comin' Out of Your Ears!
Song: Danko Jones / Lovercall]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Bob&apos;s Deviant Sonic Boom Alarm Clock</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Ranger:
Master Bill &quot;Whiggy&quot; Higgins

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: 53rd Annual Chicagoland Homeless Olympics
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob&apos;s Deviant Sonic Boom Alarm Clock
Song: Peter Gabriel / Burn You Up, Burn You Down
The Wrath of WGN
Song: Reel Big Fish / A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Potential BFN Sponorship (aka &quot;Do The Jew?&quot;)
Federal Bureau of Porn Investigation (FBPI)
Song: Mike Doughty / Looking at the World from the Bottom of a Well
&quot;These Bananas Are Skankin&apos;!&quot;
Drill Team Dance-Off Gone Wrong (aka Crunkin&apos; With Boxcutters)
Battle of the Marching Bands
Song: SPAN / On My Way Down
Restroom Break BFN Promo (aka Bob&apos;s Liquid Diet)
Clinton-Lewinsky Chinese Prophalactics
12 Rounds With Hillary
Song: Sponge / Fame &amp; Glory
Vanity Fair: Debbie Does Barnes &amp; Noble
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad of Chaisey Lain
Koke &amp; Ceemen – The Final Episode (Spoiler Alert!)
Did You Hear What Happened to Hallie Hardbarger?
Song: The Blessing (William Topley) / You Owe Me Nothing
News of the Weird: Ala Kachuu
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Honey, There&apos;s Smoke Comin&apos; Out of Your Ears!
Song: Danko Jones / Lovercall</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:28:18</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>09/14/05: The Church of Latter-Day Crushed Ice</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 14, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Random Rainer

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: DUBILINAS VICTORIUS!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob Finally Gets His Goddamn Three-way
Song: 10cc / Dreadlock Holiday
"Excuse Me, Are You Dating Josie Model?" (Check out her sweet, sweet lollipop sample video on the sidebar here!)
Song: The Suede Chain / Hallelujah
Imposter!
The Promise of a New Tenant
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp (Live)
God Loves the Little Autistic Children (aka "Jesus Wants Crushed Ice!")
Song: Tracy Chapman / America
Angry Jesus BFN Promo
A Few Good Tasteless Jokes
Rural Battle Royale
Song: The White Stripes / There’s No Home For You Here
"Darik, Go Fuck Yourself."
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / All In The Suit That You Wear
This Water Taste Like Feces
This Tiger Tastes Like Ass
The Autistic Child Ice Farm (Made In America!)
Song: The Rolling Stones / It Won’t Take Long
Turning Corn to Porn!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Signal And Sign
Savage Love – Suffer, Bitch! (aka "Give Me My Foot Back!")
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jimmy, Get Me Some More Ice!
Song: Sponge / Plowed 
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Excuse Me, Are You Dating Josie Model?</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 14, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Random Rainer

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: DUBILINAS VICTORIUS!
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob Finally Gets His Goddamn Three-way
Song: 10cc / Dreadlock Holiday
&quot;Excuse Me, Are You Dating Josie Model?&quot; (Check out her sweet, sweet lollipop sample video on the sidebar here!)
Song: The Suede Chain / Hallelujah
Imposter!
The Promise of a New Tenant
Song: The Tea Party / Psychopomp (Live)
God Loves the Little Autistic Children (aka &quot;Jesus Wants Crushed Ice!&quot;)
Song: Tracy Chapman / America
Angry Jesus BFN Promo
A Few Good Tasteless Jokes
Rural Battle Royale
Song: The White Stripes / There’s No Home For You Here
&quot;Darik, Go Fuck Yourself.&quot;
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / All In The Suit That You Wear
This Water Taste Like Feces
This Tiger Tastes Like Ass
The Autistic Child Ice Farm (Made In America!)
Song: The Rolling Stones / It Won’t Take Long
Turning Corn to Porn!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Signal And Sign
Savage Love – Suffer, Bitch! (aka &quot;Give Me My Foot Back!&quot;)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jimmy, Get Me Some More Ice!
Song: Sponge / Plowed 
</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:37:37</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>09/07/05: Stevenson Hall Sex Romp</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the September 7, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Random Rainer (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy & Katherine
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Anti-Action
Stevenson Hall Sex Romp
Song: Boom Boom Satellites / Dive For You
Dr. Random and the Naughty Nurses
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
The Third Anniversary Date (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Drinking to Forget the Distance (aka The Dehydrated Irishman)
Song: Anything But Joey / Sunburn
The BFN House Plane
No Sympathy for the Big Easy (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: The Darkness / Holding My Own
News of the Weird: 60,000 Volts . . . Sex Offender Surprise!
The Onion: Son, You’ll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I’m Going to Film It!
Song: Collective Soul / Why, Pt. 2
Underage Striptease Tip-Scale
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – No, Random, Your Other Left
Song: The Tea Party / Great Big Lie]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Drinking to Forget the Distance (aka The Dehydrated Irishman)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the September 7, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Random Rainer (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Jimmy &amp; Katherine
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Anti-Action
Stevenson Hall Sex Romp
Song: Boom Boom Satellites / Dive For You
Dr. Random and the Naughty Nurses
Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You
The Third Anniversary Date (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Drinking to Forget the Distance (aka The Dehydrated Irishman)
Song: Anything But Joey / Sunburn
The BFN House Plane
No Sympathy for the Big Easy (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: The Darkness / Holding My Own
News of the Weird: 60,000 Volts . . . Sex Offender Surprise!
The Onion: Son, You’ll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I’m Going to Film It!
Song: Collective Soul / Why, Pt. 2
Underage Striptease Tip-Scale
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – No, Random, Your Other Left
Song: The Tea Party / Great Big Lie</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:31:52</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/31/05: Whoop That Trick!</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 31, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Pay For Play
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Don’t Quit Your Dave Job
Song: The Tea Party / The Messenger
What Would You Like on Your Tombstone?
Trailer Trash Bidet
The Battle of the Bar Mitzvahs (aka Keeping Up with the Cohens)
Song: DJay (Terrence Howard) / Whoop That Trick
Dirt & Porn: A Conspiracy
Terrence Howard for President
Song: Franz Ferdinand / Shopping For Blood
Craigslist Stories
The Silent Auction
First Time with a Man
Song: The Lift / For The Broken Hearted (Exclusive Track – Available Only on BFN!)
Ben Folds Nein! BFN Promo
The Many Divorces of Psycho Dave – The Epic Mini-Series
Song: Mike Doughty / Bustin’ Up A Starbucks
Sinister Engagements (aka “Seriously, Honey, Just Pick the Toaster”)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Sex & Violence
Matt Richmond’s “Note from the Publisher” (Big City Tap): Bachelor Party in Vegas
Song: Divorcee / SOS (Free Download! Click the link!)
The Big Easy BFN Ark
The N’Awlins Floating Village
Song: Beck / Scarecrow
Foot Fetish Infidelity
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Whoop That Trick!
Song: Llama / Fly To You
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Sinister Engagements (aka “Seriously, Honey, Just Pick the Toaster”)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 31, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Pay For Play
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Don’t Quit Your Dave Job
Song: The Tea Party / The Messenger
What Would You Like on Your Tombstone?
Trailer Trash Bidet
The Battle of the Bar Mitzvahs (aka Keeping Up with the Cohens)
Song: DJay (Terrence Howard) / Whoop That Trick
Dirt &amp; Porn: A Conspiracy
Terrence Howard for President
Song: Franz Ferdinand / Shopping For Blood
Craigslist Stories
The Silent Auction
First Time with a Man
Song: The Lift / For The Broken Hearted (Exclusive Track – Available Only on BFN!)
Ben Folds Nein! BFN Promo
The Many Divorces of Psycho Dave – The Epic Mini-Series
Song: Mike Doughty / Bustin’ Up A Starbucks
Sinister Engagements (aka “Seriously, Honey, Just Pick the Toaster”)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Sex &amp; Violence
Matt Richmond’s “Note from the Publisher” (Big City Tap): Bachelor Party in Vegas
Song: Divorcee / SOS (Free Download! Click the link!)
The Big Easy BFN Ark
The N’Awlins Floating Village
Song: Beck / Scarecrow
Foot Fetish Infidelity
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Whoop That Trick!
Song: Llama / Fly To You
</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:29:08</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/24/05: A Gaye Ol&apos; Muppet Orgy</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 24, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
(Chad-)Wilking: A History
"Bitch!"
Song: The Music / Breakin'
Impotence vs. Omnipotence
No, Marvin, I WILL NOT Get It On
Song: The Soundtrack of Our Lives / Bigtime
Sesame Street Porn
Song: Spacehog / I Want To Live
Kermit the Frog BFN Promo
Seducing Your Relations: Cousin vs. Other Cousin's Girlfriend
Song: Danko Jones / Heartbreak's A Blessing
The Genuine Eagerness of Miguel
Song: Johnny Lives!** / Lost My Mind
"Hey, Duncan Sheik is Bopping My Wife!"
Song: Duncan Sheik / Genius
Seattle Stories:
1.) Another Empty Tank
2.) Who the Hell Left the Door Open?
3.) "Hey, Cunningham, I Got It On with Your Sister!" (Bekah)
4.) Holding Out for a Superman (Melissa)
5.) Bob Works His Magic (Heather)
Song: The Tea Party / Pulse
You Always Hurt the Ones You Love (aka Hammer Time!)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Pruno
The Evil Blue Power Ranger
Sign-Off: BFN Networks - Near/Far, Near/Far
Song: Silvertide / Foxhole J.C.

*This episode is brought to you by the letter 'G' - a hard one.
]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>This episode is brought to you by the letter &apos;G&apos; - a hard one.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 24, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

SUMMARY:
BFN Opener: Hurts So Good
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
(Chad-)Wilking: A History
&quot;Bitch!&quot;
Song: The Music / Breakin&apos;
Impotence vs. Omnipotence
No, Marvin, I WILL NOT Get It On
Song: The Soundtrack of Our Lives / Bigtime
Sesame Street Porn
Song: Spacehog / I Want To Live
Kermit the Frog BFN Promo
Seducing Your Relations: Cousin vs. Other Cousin&apos;s Girlfriend
Song: Danko Jones / Heartbreak&apos;s A Blessing
The Genuine Eagerness of Miguel
Song: Johnny Lives!** / Lost My Mind
&quot;Hey, Duncan Sheik is Bopping My Wife!&quot;
Song: Duncan Sheik / Genius
Seattle Stories:
1.) Another Empty Tank
2.) Who the Hell Left the Door Open?
3.) &quot;Hey, Cunningham, I Got It On with Your Sister!&quot; (Bekah)
4.) Holding Out for a Superman (Melissa)
5.) Bob Works His Magic (Heather)
Song: The Tea Party / Pulse
You Always Hurt the Ones You Love (aka Hammer Time!)
Song: Stone Temple Pilots / Pruno
The Evil Blue Power Ranger
Sign-Off: BFN Networks - Near/Far, Near/Far
Song: Silvertide / Foxhole J.C.

*This episode is brought to you by the letter &apos;G&apos; - a hard one.
</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:27:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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		<item>
			<title>08/17/05: Yes, You Can -- In The Yucatan!</title>
			<itunes:author>BFN Networks</itunes:author>
			<description><![CDATA[The following is a basic summary for the August 17, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Master Bill "Whiggy" Higgins (UIC Radio Tech Director)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Season 12 Opener: Bob Got No Action
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob's List of Summer Events to Discuss
Song: Ringside / Tired of Being Sorry (aka Spanishfaster)
The Milestone of Summer 2005: Monty and the Missing Yukon
Song: John Davis / Tearing Me Apart
Monty and the Missing Yukon (cont.)
Song: The Mountain Goats / This Year
Liquid Sunshine: Bob's Introduction to Cancun (aka "There Are No Hot Single Chicks in Mexico")
Song: Punsapaya / Break
Mexico Stories:
1.) Swamp Thing
2.) The Benefits of an Uncomfortable Friendship
Song: Maxïmo Park / Going Missing
Mexico Stories:
3.) Nathan's Shadow
4.) Fear of a Pup Tent
Song: Collective Soul / Him
Mexico Stories:
5.) Mr. Cunningham Feeds the Grand Delusion
6.) A Jen at Every World Heritage Site!
Song: Duncan Sheik / On Her Mind
Another Damn Jen (aka "You Gotta Get Over This 'J' Thing")
Song: Turbonegro / High On The Crime
¡Los Cuatros Fantasticos!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks - Yes, You Can -- In The Yucatan!
Song: Silvertide / Ain't Coming Home]]></description>
			<itunes:subtitle>BFN Season 12 Opener: Bob Got No Action</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The following is a basic summary for the August 17, 2005 episode of BFN Networks (Season 12).

Hormones With Feet:
Bob Dubilina
Psycho Dave
Chad Wilkens (via phone)

Contributing Ritalin Rangers:
Master Bill &quot;Whiggy&quot; Higgins (UIC Radio Tech Director)

SUMMARY:
Special BFN Season 12 Opener: Bob Got No Action
Song: Jimmie&apos;s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Introductions
Bob&apos;s List of Summer Events to Discuss
Song: Ringside / Tired of Being Sorry (aka Spanishfaster)
The Milestone of Summer 2005: Monty and the Missing Yukon
Song: John Davis / Tearing Me Apart
Monty and the Missing Yukon (cont.)
Song: The Mountain Goats / This Year
Liquid Sunshine: Bob&apos;s Introduction to Cancun (aka &quot;There Are No Hot Single Chicks in Mexico&quot;)
Song: Punsapaya / Break
Mexico Stories:
1.) Swamp Thing
2.) The Benefits of an Uncomfortable Friendship
Song: Maxïmo Park / Going Missing
Mexico Stories:
3.) Nathan&apos;s Shadow
4.) Fear of a Pup Tent
Song: Collective Soul / Him
Mexico Stories:
5.) Mr. Cunningham Feeds the Grand Delusion
6.) A Jen at Every World Heritage Site!
Song: Duncan Sheik / On Her Mind
Another Damn Jen (aka &quot;You Gotta Get Over This &apos;J&apos; Thing&quot;)
Song: Turbonegro / High On The Crime
¡Los Cuatros Fantasticos!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks - Yes, You Can -- In The Yucatan!
Song: Silvertide / Ain&apos;t Coming Home</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Talk Radio</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:25:57</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Talk, Entertainment, College, Talk, Unusual</itunes:keywords>
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